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(Some Guy) Florida Herman Cain endorses Newt: "I also know Speaker Gingrich is running for president and going through this sausage grinder, and I know what this sausage grinder is all about." Wut?   (postonpolitics.com) divider line 107
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2012-01-29 12:01:50 AM
It's too late for Florida, early voting ended today and a significant percentage of votes are in.
 
2012-01-29 12:19:19 AM
It's a pizza reference. Sausage pizza.
 
2012-01-29 12:23:39 AM
Did he end his statement "I am Herman Cain"?
 
2012-01-29 12:26:59 AM
qualopec: It's a pizza reference. Sausage pizza.

And it can be delivered to your door for just $9.99.
 
2012-01-29 12:28:43 AM
The timing of this proves once again that Cain has zero political prowess
 
2012-01-29 12:29:17 AM
FTA: Gingrich said he hopes Cain will co-chair a commission on jobs and economic growth.

Looking forward to hearing about their new 69-69-69 plan...
 
2012-01-29 12:36:15 AM
Sausage is f*cking awesome.
 
2012-01-29 01:22:36 AM
Checking in for the sausage party.
 
2012-01-29 01:50:51 AM
I Said: The timing of this proves once again that Cain has zero political prowess

Or he's a master troll.
 
2012-01-29 02:05:09 AM
Cain said this, of course, after totally *not* coordinating with the Colbert SuperPAC.
 
2012-01-29 02:06:38 AM
sausage grinder

I've been on /b/ for 7 years, so I've seen things go through sausage grinders. That could very well be a solution to Newt's unfaithful wandering ways.
 
2012-01-29 02:09:28 AM
I like Cain a whole lot better now he isn't a presidential candidate
 
2012-01-29 02:10:49 AM
video man: I Said: The timing of this proves once again that Cain has zero political prowess

Or he's a master troll.


Maddow was right. It wasn't a campaign, it was an art project.
 
2012-01-29 02:11:03 AM
"Sausage grinder" must be what he calls his wife after she found out about his philandering ways. Heh....
 
2012-01-29 02:23:00 AM
Does this guy ever think about anything besides having his sausage ground?
 
2012-01-29 02:25:25 AM
Here I am!

Rock you like a Herman Cain!
 
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2012-01-29 02:26:59 AM
Cake Hunter: Sausage is f*cking awesome.

that's what your mama said.
 
2012-01-29 02:30:17 AM
So basically he's saying that he and Newt are sausage buddies? NTTAWWT
 
2012-01-29 02:35:44 AM
"Well, he's running for President, and I.... well, I endorse him, but...

hold on second.... It's just...

... I ..... I got all these sausages twirlin' around in my head."


*glares at the ground for a full minute*
 
2012-01-29 02:48:57 AM
I Said: The timing of this proves once again that Cain has zero political prowess

Apparently, he has other prowess.
 
2012-01-29 02:52:00 AM
Herman Cain knows where he likes to put his sausage.
 
2012-01-29 02:52:59 AM
I thought we agreed she looks like an angry bird.
 
2012-01-29 02:59:51 AM
I think it's an allusion to the phrase "What did I just stick my dick into?" which is usually said by someone who realises they've just got themselves into a world of hurt.
 
2012-01-29 03:14:50 AM
Yup, there was a chick we used to call the sausage grinder and I expect she knows both Herman and Newt.
 
2012-01-29 03:18:38 AM
It's only gay if the sausages touch.
 
2012-01-29 03:38:46 AM
Birds of a feather, etc.
 
2012-01-29 03:57:26 AM
Cain has also heard that Gingrich has nuclear weapons.
 
2012-01-29 03:59:37 AM
rebelyell2006: sausage grinder

I've been on /b/ for 7 years, so I've seen things go through sausage grinders. That could very well be a solution to Newt's unfaithful wandering ways.


I thought those were organ grinders.
 
2012-01-29 04:03:13 AM
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"Laws, like sausages, cease to inspire respect in proportion as we know how they are made"
 
2012-01-29 04:14:28 AM
Every time I think the campaign can't get any more ridiculous...
 
2012-01-29 04:38:15 AM
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Sausage?! SAUSAGE?!!
 
2012-01-29 05:11:47 AM
Herman Cain once again demonstrating Herman Cain's flair for levity and comedic timing,despite what Herman Cain's detractors might say....

American politics: Riveting every 4 years.
 
2012-01-29 05:16:47 AM
Cain endorsing Newt is like the pinhead twins from Freaks endorsing Vlad the Impaler.
 
2012-01-29 05:17:17 AM
I like how Cain was and is automatically 100% guilty of adultery... Reminds me of that old "Troops" video.

All suspects are guilty, period.

Except we're going to have to amend it to "All suspects are guilty, period, provided they are Republicans"

I think I'll adopt your stance but apply it to Democrats.

Let's see, that would make Bill Clinton a rapist... What do you mean "proof"? He's been accused of it, so he's guilty, period. Right?
 
2012-01-29 05:22:29 AM
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2012-01-29 05:23:55 AM
randomjsa: I like how Cain was and is automatically 100% guilty of adultery... Reminds me of that old "Troops" video.

All suspects are guilty, period.

Except we're going to have to amend it to "All suspects are guilty, period, provided they are Republicans"

I think I'll adopt your stance but apply it to Democrats.

Let's see, that would make Bill Clinton a rapist... What do you mean "proof"? He's been accused of it, so he's guilty, period. Right?


The important thing is that you found a way to be victimized.
 
2012-01-29 05:36:58 AM
Of course Cain endorsed Newtie. Newtie promised to show him where the white wimmin at.
 
2012-01-29 05:40:22 AM
stoli n coke: Of course Cain endorsed Newtie. Newtie promised to show him where the white wimmin at.

Cain knew Newt wanted a job.
 
2012-01-29 05:41:27 AM
www.mojoimage.com
 
2012-01-29 06:00:42 AM
I'll grind your sausage!

Wait, that came out wrong.
 
2012-01-29 06:05:49 AM
Type_Hard: FTA: Gingrich said he hopes Cain will co-chair a commission on jobs and economic growth.

Looking forward to hearing about their new 69-69-69 plan...


Nope. It will be the 68-68-68 plan: do me and I will owe you one.
 
2012-01-29 06:14:57 AM
Serial rapist says what?
 
2012-01-29 06:22:00 AM
Grifters gotta stick together so they don't grift apart.
 
2012-01-29 06:34:29 AM
Gingrich needs to stop implying he's going to give jobs to the people who endorse him or he'll be facing some charges.
 
2012-01-29 06:50:29 AM
stoli n coke: Of course Cain endorsed Newtie. Newtie promised to show him where the white wimmin at.

I forgot that racist jokes are ok for people you dislike because of their politics, thanks for the reminder and stay classy!
 
2012-01-29 06:54:38 AM
Herman Cain endorses Newt Gingrich, calls him a "patriot" who is not afraid of bold bad ideas. fixed.

Translated: "Hey Newt, can I have a job in your administration?"

/not that I care for either of 'em.
 
2012-01-29 07:46:03 AM
They should tour and call it the bang bus.
 
2012-01-29 07:48:48 AM
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2012-01-29 07:53:05 AM
It's the law. There must be a Cain on the GOP ticket in the presidential race. McCain, Cain, and coming soon in 2016, O'Cain. When they run out of Cainsons and FitzCains, the switch is to Occam, don't ask why.
 
2012-01-29 08:02:13 AM
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