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A New York inmate proves that if you have enough time, you too can figure out how to use the IRS Tax Refund system
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Weaver95
2012-01-29 12:48:05 AM
so they're gonna do what? put him back in jail where he can....file more false returns to defraud the IRS?
dopeydwarf
2012-01-29 02:58:44 AM
FTA: The man was convicted Thursday of 11 counts of filing false claims and one count of
helping another inmate file bogus returns
I imagine the conversation went something like this:
kwirlkarphys
2012-01-29 05:10:18 AM
i cant believe one year they actually mailed him a 327 thousand dollar refund
buckler
2012-01-29 05:15:35 AM
So, I can just tell the IRS that they owe me $327,000, and they'll send it to me? Sweet.
mxwjs
2012-01-29 05:18:55 AM
buckler
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So, I can just tell the IRS that they owe me $327,000, and they'll send it to me? Sweet.
yes, but then you could be fined up to $250,000... so there!
Mr. Potatoass
2012-01-29 05:28:30 AM
He's less of a scumbag than the folks that brought you the Federal Reserve, and the Sixteenth Amendment.
doglover
2012-01-29 05:41:08 AM
Mr. Potatoass
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He's less of a scumbag than the folks that brought you the Federal Reserve, and the Sixteenth Amendment.
People forget Lincoln was the best Republican candidate ever. He freed all the slaves, in another country, and farked the constitution so hard and unlubed that they needed to sew in an amendment to retroactively to expand Americans' backsides to the size needed to keep them over the barrel.
Lost_in_Korea
2012-01-29 05:51:33 AM
So, how do we know that he filed a false return? Maybe he was an honest drug dealer and decided to actually file real numbers (hence the 375 Grand return). He beat Fortune 500 companies on earning percentage. We'll never know now. Capone got nailed on tax returns.
/I think he is still more honest than all 535 members of the legislature. So what does that say about our current political climate.
Hobodeluxe
2012-01-29 06:00:11 AM
kwirlkarphys
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i cant believe one year they actually mailed him a 327 thousand dollar refund
to err is human. to really screw something up it takes a computer.
Woot_Gawd
2012-01-29 06:04:36 AM
Get busy living...or get busy dying
Arctic Phoenix
2012-01-29 06:36:48 AM
Woot_Gawd
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Get busy living...or get busy dying
Brooks wuz here?
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl
2012-01-29 06:44:07 AM
Sounds like only reason he got caught is that the refund was mailed into the prison so that the mail review caught the 327K check in the mail. If it was mailed to an outside address, would it have ever been caught, and how many cases are there like this that we don't hear about or the IRS never finds out about until the money is long gone?
Depressing.
selrah
2012-01-29 06:44:08 AM
Since no one has posted a pic of it yet.
GBB
2012-01-29 07:30:48 AM
His plan was sound, but he misplaced a decimal or screwed up some mundane detail.
Thisbymaster
2012-01-29 07:35:51 AM
I can't believe that the IRA would give a return of that size without income checking.
Wizard Drongo
2012-01-29 07:36:49 AM
Arctic Phoenix
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Woot_Gawd: Get busy living...or get busy dying
Brooks wuz here?
So was Red.
Bigdogdaddy
2012-01-29 07:41:51 AM
Dumbass should have had a bank account with direct deposit. That's the way all the really smart criminals do it now days.
Sheehs...
ElizaDoolittle
2012-01-29 07:47:08 AM
I'm impressed. How do you make up a tax return that gets you a $327k refund? I was under the obviously wrong impression that you had to have paid $327,001 to begin with.
Maybe I need the premium version of TurboTax.
wademh
2012-01-29 07:49:28 AM
scamming the IRS is not hard. Not getting caught is hard. For some reason, I wouldn't pick an inmate for the not getting caught part.
6655321
2012-01-29 08:14:57 AM
The IRS does not have software to notice and flag returns/refunds with suspicious/prison addresses?
scrumpox
2012-01-29 08:36:08 AM
This is partially the result of a push to be able to get refunds out faster. If you want fraud detection, then they have to delay all of the refunds a bit so some verification can be done.
Someone decided that quick turn-around on refunds was more important than preventing fraudulent checks from going out.
david_gaithersburg
2012-01-29 08:42:28 AM
Wow. I'm almost afraid to tell you guys about the five billion in fraudulent refunds that went to illegal aliens last year.
hillary
2012-01-29 09:20:05 AM
"Can't get no nut doin' yoga!" -- Richard Pryor
hillary
2012-01-29 09:21:01 AM
wrong thread. you can't explain that.
FuturePastNow
2012-01-29 09:44:00 AM
It's not news that the IRS will send you a check for however much you tell it to. Depending on the amount of money we're talking about, it'll take them from a few months to a few years to catch it, but catch it they will.
edmo
2012-01-29 09:51:21 AM
mxwjs
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yes, but then you could be fined up to $250,000... so there!
Plenty of profit!
And if he hadn't been in jail he would have gotten away with it.
Is this how rich people start out? Am I the only schmuck still paying the taxes I owe? Is it too early for beer on a Sunday morning?
universebetween
2012-01-29 10:00:13 AM
mxwjs
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buckler: So, I can just tell the IRS that they owe me $327,000, and they'll send it to me? Sweet.
yes, but then you could be fined up to $250,000... so there!
/ill pocket the 77 grand
//rinse lather repeat.
meyerkev
2012-01-29 10:00:22 AM
ElizaDoolittle
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I'm impressed. How do you make up a tax return that gets you a $327k refund? I was under the obviously wrong impression that you had to have paid $327,001 to begin with.
Maybe I need the premium version of TurboTax.
While I wasn't at that level, I did pay an overall negative level of income tax last year because of the Making Work Pay credit.
Rich Cream
2012-01-29 10:22:24 AM
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl
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how many cases are there like this that we don't hear about or the IRS never finds out about until the money is long gone?
scrumpox
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Someone decided that quick turn-around on refunds was more important than preventing fraudulent checks from going out.
Considering the other posts about who pays or not, one can only conclude the system is being gamed and someone is getting some serious money. And not by accident or loophole.
/good thing the regulators are regulating the bureaucracy.
//interesting this comes out this time of year. trying to create a wave of false claims to obfuscate the situation perhaps?
kth
2012-01-29 10:30:52 AM
ElizaDoolittle
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I'm impressed. How do you make up a tax return that gets you a $327k refund? I was under the obviously wrong impression that you had to have paid $327,001 to begin with.
Maybe I need the premium version of TurboTax.
You create bogus 1099-OID forms claiming huge amounts of withholding ala
Brother Jerry Love
. (new window) Photoshop and some reasonably official sounding names, and you're in business.
There's apparently another big scheme in Florida with stealing SSNs and filing completely bogus tax returns, then having the refunds put on cash cards. By the time the actual person files their returns, the person perpetrating the fraud is long gone.
Hee, the ads on the side are for H&R Block.
Gleeman
2012-01-29 10:40:03 AM
david_gaithersburg
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Wow. I'm almost afraid to tell you guys about the five billion in fraudulent refunds that went to illegal aliens last year.
Why do you hate American business?
/fair tax time?
Thanks for the Meme-ries
2012-01-29 12:03:29 PM
selrah
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Since no one has posted a pic of it yet.
And the signature was a spot-on match.
simon_bar_sinister
2012-01-29 12:53:09 PM
This guy has a promising career in $100 per seat build wealth seminars.
Oznog
2012-01-29 12:58:24 PM
Lemme ask you then- do you trust your wife?
Floobergasted
2012-01-29 03:02:42 PM
And here I'm worrying whether playing games on my work computer will get me audited...
jokker
2012-01-29 03:22:25 PM
kth
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ElizaDoolittle: I'm impressed. How do you make up a tax return that gets you a $327k refund? I was under the obviously wrong impression that you had to have paid $327,001 to begin with.
Maybe I need the premium version of TurboTax.
You create bogus 1099-OID forms claiming huge amounts of withholding ala Brother Jerry Love. (new window) Photoshop and some reasonably official sounding names, and you're in business.
There's apparently another big scheme in Florida with stealing SSNs and filing completely bogus tax returns, then having the refunds put on cash cards. By the time the actual person files their returns, the person perpetrating the fraud is long gone.
Hee, the ads on the side are for H&R Block.
Any more details to share? For the innocent and curious among us?
dustman81
2012-01-29 03:54:06 PM
The following April, Andy did tax returns for half the guards at Shawshank. Year after that, he did them all, including the warden's. Year after that, they rescheduled the start of the intra-mural season to coincide with tax season. The guards on the opposing teams all remembered to bring their W2s.
cyberspacedout
2012-01-29 04:04:36 PM
dustman81
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The following April, Andy did tax returns for half the guards at Shawshank. Year after that, he did them all, including the warden's. Year after that, they rescheduled the start of the intra-mural season to coincide with tax season. The guards on the opposing teams all remembered to bring their W2s.
...yet he neglected to tell them about the redemption fee.
kth
2012-01-29 05:31:35 PM
jokker
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kth: ElizaDoolittle: I'm impressed. How do you make up a tax return that gets you a $327k refund? I was under the obviously wrong impression that you had to have paid $327,001 to begin with.
Maybe I need the premium version of TurboTax.
You create bogus 1099-OID forms claiming huge amounts of withholding ala Brother Jerry Love. (new window) Photoshop and some reasonably official sounding names, and you're in business.
There's apparently another big scheme in Florida with stealing SSNs and filing completely bogus tax returns, then having the refunds put on cash cards. By the time the actual person files their returns, the person perpetrating the fraud is long gone.
Hee, the ads on the side are for H&R Block.
Any more details to share? For the innocent and curious among us?
I don't know a whole lot about the Florida one, just some rumblings. But people are getting bunches of small refunds back and putting them on cards, hoping that the fact that they're small makes them under the radar. I think that the SSA is going to be the weak link in this scheme. Somehow they are going to figure out how the ssns made it out, and go after that person. I think they're filing online, but with public wifi, it might be harder to pin down who it is, although they'll be able to get at least a general location.
Brother Jerry, on the other hand, is a riot. He created false documents essentially showing the people's debts as withholding on 1099-OID. Say you owe $350,000 on your house. Brother Love would create a 1099 showing OID income of say $380,000 and withholding of $375,000. Claim a refund of some of the withholding, He would pocket 30% and you could theoretically pay off most of your mortgage. Legit tax pros are supposed to get suspicious if withholding is in excess of (I think) 28%. But most of Brother Love's clients had their taxes done by his own people. How can you not snicker at a con by someone who calls themselves Brother Jerry Love? We had fun with this one in our classes (I taught a tax update course) and used it to talk about what to do if you have hinky documents.
lilbjorn
2012-01-29 05:53:18 PM
What an IRS scammer might look like
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