It's nice that they publicize the address of those in jail.
Dead, in hospital or jail? That's a burgalin'!

Who the hell has a hundred CDs in this day and age?

SnarfVader: Only if the burglar turned out to be a cop.

If it had been a cop, he'd be looking at more charges and a psychiatric hold after he accused the 'arresting officer' of theft.

Skoro: Who the hell has a hundred CDs in this day and age?

Me, but it's more like a thousand+. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has a large collection.

The real question is what kind of idiot would steal CDs in this day and age? They're worthless. The only thing more silly would be stealing someones collection of LP's or cassette tapes. But if someone did steal my LPs, CDs etc I'd be heartbroken.

She stoke the guys window curtains? christ that's low.

Read the comments in the article. The victim speaks! You don't see that every day.

How ironic.

Wait, that is ironic, right? No?
Fark has forever confused me on the term. I now no longer know what is or isn't ironic, especially by Fark's standards.

And to think that I used to write word definitions for Marriam-Webster.


/no. Not really.

Jamieboy: Skoro: Who the hell has a hundred CDs in this day and age?

Me, but it's more like a thousand+. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has a large collection.

The real question is what kind of idiot would steal CDs in this day and age? They're worthless. The only thing more silly would be stealing someones collection of LP's or cassette tapes. But if someone did steal my LPs, CDs etc I'd be heartbroken.

She stoke the guys window curtains? christ that's low.

Depends. I'd love to have an LP of the original, 1991 release of Hippopotamomus, or the pink silk-screened version of Walk Among Us. I had numbered pressings of The Germs albums from when Darby was still alive.

Wow, there really is no honor among thieves.

Ah, Pasco.....Truly Florida's Florida.

SnarfVader: Bathia_Mapes: AbbeySomeone: It's nice that they publicize the address of those in jail.
Dead, in hospital or jail? That's a burgalin'!

If this didn't happen it Florida, it would come damned close to deserving the "Ironic" tag.

Only if the burglar turned out to be a cop.

Nononono it would *only* be *truly* ironic if what the guy had been in jail for was stealing from a cop's house, only to be caught by a reformed burglar on the street.

Or something.

Bathia_Mapes: AbbeySomeone: It's nice that they publicize the address of those in jail.
Dead, in hospital or jail? That's a burgalin'!

If this didn't happen it Florida, it would come damned close to deserving the "Ironic" tag.

I think it gets the ironic tab today when he gets busted for stealing her shiat while she is locked up, either that or the obvious tag.

/Meth is a hell of a drug.

But Thursday happened to be the day the neighbor came home - and caught Leonard stealing, the Pasco County Sheriff's Office said.

Sooo, Leonard is in jail now? Hmmmm...

/queue irony tag in 3... 2... 1...

Resident Muslim: Fark has forever confused me on the term. I now no longer know what is or isn't ironic, especially by Fark's standards.

It's like rain on your wedding day.
/no it isn't
//yes it is

Karma.

some day son, all this will be yours.

what, the curtains?

That wasn't really a burglar...

TFA was very poorly written

martid4: jbrooks544: TFA was very poorly written

I guess there isn't a period on you keyboard? Also, the adverb "very" was unnecessary.

Not one on me keyboard either Yea, very lee.

Whoops, ignore that .

When I lived in a house we had four of us guys with different groups of friends and one day after work I came home and upon entering one of my buddies' acquaintances was leaving. Being a nice guy, I held the door open for her as she had her hands full with a backpack. Nice guy that I am.
I then go upstairs, "Hey Roomie, I'm home! Who was that girl, I've never seen her before?"
Nobody's upstairs; the upstairs bedrooms are in shambles, and it dawns on me - I HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR A THIEF (who probably thought she was busted when I 'caught' her) TO BE POLITE!!!
/not exactly street-smart as you can tell

thelordofcheese: Depends. I'd love to have an LP of the original, 1991 release of Hippopotamomus, or the pink silk-screened version of Walk Among Us. I had numbered pressings of The Germs albums from when Darby was still alive.

Yeah, but the majority of people who steal do no not know the value of such items. They just want a quick fix.