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Remember: If you're out shooting in the desert, a 14-year-old on an ATV should not be treated as a moving target
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davidphogan
2012-01-28 08:58:18 PM
Why not, subby?
Dogberry
2012-01-28 09:32:06 PM
Not ever?
Spad31
2012-01-28 09:42:17 PM
Dammit! Almost got that little farker for good. Note to self: don't lead the kids as much.
cowgirl toffee
2012-01-28 10:11:28 PM
There's nothing like a small, fast moving target to hone your sharpshooting skills.
serial_crusher
2012-01-28 10:12:48 PM
Um, if I've got a working vehicle, I'm sure as hell not going to be a stationary target....
dopeydwarf
2012-01-28 10:25:48 PM
A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes.
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-28 10:30:37 PM
Of course not. That would be a waste of the landmines.
illannoyin
2012-01-28 11:41:39 PM
Well, there goes my fun in Vegas next weekend!
Notabunny
2012-01-28 11:42:27 PM
Clearly,
Subby
has never been to Arizona
lack of warmth
2012-01-28 11:43:08 PM
The way the article is written, it sounds sop in that area. I won't be visiting.
dj_bigbird
2012-01-28 11:43:49 PM
How can you shoot women or children?
Easy, you just don't lead em as much!
Karma Curmudgeon
2012-01-28 11:44:53 PM
If it's brown, it's down.
Zombie DJ
2012-01-28 11:56:14 PM
Iraqi peoples problems...
Satanic_Hamster
2012-01-28 11:59:32 PM
Obviously, illegal immigrants shot him. If they caught him they would have decapitated him as well.
Kyrthira
2012-01-28 11:59:39 PM
Maricopa County. So yeah, was he brown?
theolinc
2012-01-29 12:00:00 AM
what if you have a valid permit?
JasonOfOrillia
2012-01-29 12:00:05 AM
What if he keeps insisting on getting his two dollars?
The Goddamn Batman
2012-01-29 12:01:31 AM
How can you shoot a 14-year-old boy on an ATV?
Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!
The Goddamn Batman
2012-01-29 12:02:20 AM
dj_bigbird
:
How can you shoot women or children?
Easy, you just don't lead em as much!
Damnit.
Anonymocoso
2012-01-29 12:02:36 AM
You mean there are things you aren't allowed to shoot at?
Wait, what?
Signed,
Arizona
Honest Bender
2012-01-29 12:03:05 AM
Ed Finnerty
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Of course not. That would be a waste of the landmines.
Sometimes you have to drive them into the landmines.
Fista-Phobia
2012-01-29 12:05:24 AM
Voodoo_Stu
2012-01-29 12:09:38 AM
Ed Finnerty
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Of course not. That would be a waste of the landmines.
Isn't it easier to reload than to go out and place another landmine? And aren't landmines more expensive than bullets?
I'm not sure you've thought this through, but feel free to correct me. It just seems to me, like landmines should only go off if they get past your bullets. Passive defenses should not be relied upon, especially when assertive defenses are available.
Coelacanth
2012-01-29 12:10:54 AM
I heard a story once about about a couple of drunk deer hunters in the middle of the woods who fired at what they thought was a deer. It turned out to be a couple of boys riding ATVs which were new at the time. The first hunter managed to kill the first boy with a single shot. The second hunter then fired another shot thinking that the first hunter had missed. He killed the second boy also with a single shot.
Unfortunately they were big time city lawyers and with a little help from their friends, they got off Scot free
CthulhuCalling
2012-01-29 12:13:48 AM
All guns are always loaded.
Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.
Rules to live by
Voodoo_Stu
2012-01-29 12:23:30 AM
That "like" was a remnant from rearranging that sentence, and should be disregarded. Darn lack of editing; I hate it when you only notice typos after you've posted.
StingerJ
2012-01-29 12:41:55 AM
No Johnny Cash references yet?
ocschwar
2012-01-29 12:51:51 AM
farkers who take an ATV to the desert should be shot. The damage those things cause is heinous.
EvilClosetMonkey
2012-01-29 12:57:00 AM
Early one morning, with time to kill...
doglover
2012-01-29 01:20:54 AM
CthulhuCalling
:
All guns are always loaded.
Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.
Rules to live by
Also ATV riders are assumed to be armed.
I'm surprised the dad didn't return fire.
Robo Beat
2012-01-29 02:00:47 AM
The Goddamn Batman
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dj_bigbird: How can you shoot women or children?
Easy, you just don't lead em as much!
Damnit.
Ain't war hell?
Marcintosh
2012-01-29 02:02:50 AM
CthulhuCalling
:
All guns are always loaded.
Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.
Rules to live by
Apparently not in Arizona . . .
Marsevern
2012-01-29 04:00:28 AM
Early one morning, with time to kill...
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-01-29 05:11:14 AM
I dunno, ATV'ers tend to be morons and destructive towards wherever they're driving around in.
Nadnerbus
2012-01-29 05:42:35 AM
Somehow, in all my times shooting in Tahoe National Forest, and near the Salton Sea, where I often shared the area with ATVers, I have managed to never shoot anyone. Am I doing something wrong?
First rule of using public use areas: Don't by an A-hole.
geek_mars
2012-01-29 07:40:43 AM
ocschwar
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farkers who take an ATV to the desert should be shot. The damage those things cause is heinous.
How do you damage the desert?
/seriously asking, 'cause I can't imagine what kind of damage a desert could suffer.
//aren't deserts the result of damage to once fertile land?
///not a geologist
////slahsies
good0179
2012-01-29 08:01:19 AM
StingerJ
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No Johnny Cash references yet?
Didn't Sting write it first?
StingerJ
2012-01-29 08:40:29 AM
good0179
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StingerJ: No Johnny Cash references yet?
Didn't Sting write it first?
Aw crap you're right. That's what I get for posting late at night.
gamempire
2012-01-29 09:01:58 AM
Fista-Phobia
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Anyone that runs, is a VC.
Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC!
/watched it last night.
//Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
dslknowitall
2012-01-29 09:37:49 AM
Man I'm glad I escaped from Arizona.
toastmonkey42
2012-01-29 09:41:45 AM
Since I live right down the street from this, I'm not getting a kick...
I believe there is a military-type installation in the same area. CSB time: My dad took a helicopter ride while visiting out here and said that when they flew over the area discussed in the article, he could see people shooting towards the freeway. Seems stupid to me to let offroaders and people firing guns get that close to each other.
Ahhh Arizona, what a cesspool.
rnatalie
2012-01-29 09:51:14 AM
The Goddamn Batman
:
How can you shoot a 14-year-old boy on an ATV?
Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!
Ain't war hell!
elysive
2012-01-29 10:31:59 AM
geek_mars
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ocschwar: farkers who take an ATV to the desert should be shot. The damage those things cause is heinous.
How do you damage the desert?
/seriously asking, 'cause I can't imagine what kind of damage a desert could suffer.
ATV's kick up dust and cause poor air quality. They also destroy vegetation and disturb wildlife.
/probably do other destructive stuff
cryinoutloud
2012-01-29 10:45:16 AM
geek_mars
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How do you damage the desert?
/seriously asking, 'cause I can't imagine what kind of damage a desert could suffer.
//aren't deserts the result of damage to once fertile land?
///not a geologist
////slahsies
Deserts don't get much rainfall to cover up the tire tracks and pot holes caused by tires or any heavy human use. If you tear up any vegetation in the desert, it isn't going to come back like it does in places that are wetter. Some of those little tiny ground plants that hold the sand in place are several years old, and once you drive over them, they're pretty much dead. Those cacti you see that are six inches tall could be 10 or 20 years old, and they're also helping to hold the soil in place and prevent sandstorms.
You can drive ATVs and hike all over more temperate climates for years before a lot of damage is done, because the plants and soil are hardier. Also if a desert trail is getting used, it's probably getting year-round use and never has time to recover.
And from my own experience I can tell you that ATVers aren't known for staying on designated roads and trails. It only takes one moron who decides to blaze a trail through the desert to make a trail for the next 20 years.
Deacon Blue
2012-01-29 04:05:10 PM
cryinoutloud
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geek_mars: How do you damage the desert?
/seriously asking, 'cause I can't imagine what kind of damage a desert could suffer.
//aren't deserts the result of damage to once fertile land?
///not a geologist
////slahsies
Deserts don't get much rainfall to cover up the tire tracks and pot holes caused by tires or any heavy human use. If you tear up any vegetation in the desert, it isn't going to come back like it does in places that are wetter. Some of those little tiny ground plants that hold the sand in place are several years old, and once you drive over them, they're pretty much dead. Those cacti you see that are six inches tall could be 10 or 20 years old, and they're also helping to hold the soil in place and prevent sandstorms.
You can drive ATVs and hike all over more temperate climates for years before a lot of damage is done, because the plants and soil are hardier. Also if a desert trail is getting used, it's probably getting year-round use and never has time to recover.
And from my own experience I can tell you that ATVers aren't known for staying on designated roads and trails. It only takes one moron who decides to blaze a trail through the desert to make a trail for the next 20 years.
Well, I guess we know who shot that kid.
ocschwar
2012-01-29 06:33:31 PM
Well, I guess we know who shot that kid.
Hey!
cryinoutloud's explanation is good, but he ain't taking my trophy.
/ just kidding.
// lives nowhere near the desert nowadays.
/// still cherishes the Southwest, and all the people in it who DON'T deserve to get shot.
//// and hopes the ones who do deserve it, get it
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