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(Komo)   Seattle woman attempts to marry 107 year old building. Says despite their differences, the marriage will have a solid foundation   (komonews.com) divider line 17
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2012-01-28 08:53:14 PM
11 votes:
She does realize it's been over 100 years since her hubby-to-be had an erection, right?
2012-01-28 08:48:13 PM
9 votes:
We were told this would happen if gay marriage became legal.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SHEEPLE!
2012-01-28 09:20:51 PM
3 votes:
She was previously married to an elevator. That marriage didn't last because it had too many ups and downs.
2012-01-28 09:14:40 PM
3 votes:
That woman doesn't know my name, my address, or even of my existence. I like that a lot.
2012-01-28 09:13:31 PM
2 votes:
I'd like to hear the husband's side of the story.
/he must be floored
2012-01-29 07:28:57 AM
1 votes:
Wait a second... if corporations are people (my friend), then isn't it wrong for the government to stop them from getting married (a merger if you will)? I mean, unless they're the same gender. Then it'd clearly be morally wrong, right? But corporations don't really have different genders, so if mergers are legal then they're a kind of a civil union of sorts and other people (like the kind with flesh and blood) should have those rights too which in turn means that same sex couples can now get mergers unless the government intercedes.

Wait another second, corporations can be bought, sold, and owned. That's slavery. Free the slaves! Corporations should be freed by their owners and allowed to live as they please!
2012-01-28 11:55:46 PM
1 votes:
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I want you inside me...
2012-01-28 10:18:54 PM
1 votes:

404 page not found: As long as the building is a male, what's the problem?

ONE MAN, ONE WOMEN.


Farking mormons.
2012-01-28 09:55:10 PM
1 votes:

404 page not found: As long as the building is a male, what's the problem?

ONE MAN, ONE WOMEN.


Women are plural.

Guess our children don't be learning.
2012-01-28 09:35:29 PM
1 votes:
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6908524/74620973#c74620973" target="_blank">gweilo8888</a>:</b> <i><b>Subby:</b> "Seattle woman <strike>attempts to marry 107 year old building. Says despite their differences, the marriage will have a solid foundation</strike> is <strike><b>an attention whore</b></strike> <b>bat-shiat crazy</b>."</i>

FTFY
2012-01-28 09:31:58 PM
1 votes:
Maybe a building is the only thing that would put up with her.....

She does seem like the type that when growing up had to have a pork chop tied around her neck so the dog would play with her.
2012-01-28 09:20:00 PM
1 votes:

suthrnrunt: Hokum: suthrnrunt: so..... if she marries the building and uses a dildo, is she cheating on the building?

So if I enter that building and rub one out, would the building be cheating on her? If so i have a marriage to ruin.

I think that would be raping the building :)


Hey it was asking for it... well it didn't say no... and it was erect at the time.
2012-01-28 09:16:50 PM
1 votes:
Proto-robosexual?
2012-01-28 09:06:09 PM
1 votes:
In spite of Thursday events, Aivaz remained spirited about her planned wedding. She described the event as a community potluck, and asked attendees to "BRING FOOOOOOOOD~."

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LULZ
2012-01-28 08:53:36 PM
1 votes:
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2012-01-28 08:53:35 PM
1 votes:
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2012-01-28 08:52:09 PM
1 votes:
The building can't say NO.
 
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