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(Komo)   Seattle woman attempts to marry 107 year old building. Says despite their differences, the marriage will have a solid foundation   (komonews.com) divider line 94
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2012-01-28 08:48:13 PM
We were told this would happen if gay marriage became legal.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SHEEPLE!
 
2012-01-28 08:49:20 PM

JasonOfOrillia: We were told this would happen if gay marriage became legal.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SHEEPLE!


done in one
 
2012-01-28 08:50:12 PM
JasonOfOrillia: We were told this would happen if gay marriage became legal.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SHEEPLE!


Leaving satisfied...
 
2012-01-28 08:50:24 PM
maybe she should just marry a dildo
 
2012-01-28 08:51:09 PM
I may attend.
 
2012-01-28 08:52:09 PM
The building can't say NO.
 
2012-01-28 08:53:14 PM
She does realize it's been over 100 years since her hubby-to-be had an erection, right?
 
2012-01-28 08:53:35 PM
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2012-01-28 08:53:36 PM
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2012-01-28 08:55:06 PM
Subby: "Seattle woman attempts to marry 107 year old building. Says despite their differences, the marriage will have a solid foundation is an attention whore"

FTFY
 
2012-01-28 08:55:11 PM
Someone call Eric Cartman.
 
2012-01-28 08:57:05 PM
FTA - "'If corporations can have the rights as people, so can buildings' said Aivaz, referencing a Supreme Court decision on political advertising."

i3.photobucket.com

STARE DECISIS DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

/GOOD NIGHT!
 
2012-01-28 08:58:27 PM

Herb Utsmelz: She does realize it's been over 100 years since her hubby-to-be had an erection, right?


Well played, well played indeed.

/I snrked.
 
2012-01-28 08:59:43 PM
Now we move on to people and aliens can marry, living and non-living can marry and one day we may even allow robots and people marry.

/the mormons would be interested in marrying dead people, being they believe in celestial marriage
 
2012-01-28 09:03:35 PM
Is it built like a brick house? Is she? Is anyone?
 
2012-01-28 09:04:14 PM
or maybe "she's a brick ... house"

chick a dow dow
 
2012-01-28 09:06:09 PM
In spite of Thursday events, Aivaz remained spirited about her planned wedding. She described the event as a community potluck, and asked attendees to "BRING FOOOOOOOOD~."

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LULZ
 
2012-01-28 09:07:35 PM
But does the BUILDING want to marry her, is the next question. If the building can knowingly and voluntarily consent, then I have no problem with this.
 
2012-01-28 09:10:09 PM
HOTY candidate in the pun section.
 
2012-01-28 09:13:31 PM
I'd like to hear the husband's side of the story.
/he must be floored
 
2012-01-28 09:13:39 PM
so..... if she marries the building and uses a dildo, is she cheating on the building?
 
2012-01-28 09:14:40 PM
That woman doesn't know my name, my address, or even of my existence. I like that a lot.
 
2012-01-28 09:16:43 PM
So when does the turtle farking start?
 
2012-01-28 09:16:50 PM
Proto-robosexual?
 
2012-01-28 09:17:20 PM

suthrnrunt: so..... if she marries the building and uses a dildo, is she cheating on the building?


So if I enter that building and rub one out, would the building be cheating on her? If so i have a marriage to ruin.
 
2012-01-28 09:18:09 PM

Hokum: suthrnrunt: so..... if she marries the building and uses a dildo, is she cheating on the building?

So if I enter that building and rub one out, would the building be cheating on her? If so i have a marriage to ruin.


I think that would be raping the building :)
 
2012-01-28 09:20:00 PM

suthrnrunt: Hokum: suthrnrunt: so..... if she marries the building and uses a dildo, is she cheating on the building?

So if I enter that building and rub one out, would the building be cheating on her? If so i have a marriage to ruin.

I think that would be raping the building :)


Hey it was asking for it... well it didn't say no... and it was erect at the time.
 
2012-01-28 09:20:51 PM
She was previously married to an elevator. That marriage didn't last because it had too many ups and downs.
 
2012-01-28 09:22:56 PM
Ugly Fat White Women Atttention Whore Problems.
 
2012-01-28 09:23:31 PM
"If corporations can have the rights as people, so can buildings,"

What she said is either completely insane, or THE MOST SENSE ANYBODY HAS EVER MADE!!!

This decision makes more sense than the Supreme Court case.

/Next is she going to marry the company Trojan?
 
2012-01-28 09:26:24 PM

Hokum: suthrnrunt: Hokum: suthrnrunt: so..... if she marries the building and uses a dildo, is she cheating on the building?

So if I enter that building and rub one out, would the building be cheating on her? If so i have a marriage to ruin.

I think that would be raping the building :)

Hey it was asking for it... well it didn't say no... and it was erect at the time.


I think they might not go for that cause last time i checked you couldn't rub one out on an invalid no matter how much dirty adult diapers turn you on.
 
2012-01-28 09:26:47 PM

GreenSun: The building can't say NO.


Who are you to say who she can and can't marry?

Arranged marriages have taken place for thousands of years. Consent is immaterial.
 
2012-01-28 09:26:55 PM

butt-nuggets: maybe she should just marry a dildo


That would be a shaky marriage.

And same for the building, if Seattle gets a big one.

/giggidy.
 
2012-01-28 09:29:43 PM

Hagenhatesyouall: GreenSun: The building can't say NO.

Who are you to say who she can and can't marry?

Arranged marriages have taken place for thousands of years. Consent is immaterial.


i think you are missing a key point in your own argument. Arranged marriages have two parties involved, so there is someone speaking for both members of the marriage. Where is the 2nd party that speaks for the building?

to dumb it down for you, if the owner of the building doesn't consent to the fat one marrying their building, she can not marry the building.
 
2012-01-28 09:29:56 PM
This one married the Berlin Wall, and wrote about it.

Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer-A Berlin Wall Love Story (new window)
 
2012-01-28 09:30:43 PM
There's another woman who goes on talk shows talking about how she's in love with the Eiffel Tower and the Berlin Wall. This one's an amateur. Not impressed.
 
2012-01-28 09:31:58 PM
Maybe a building is the only thing that would put up with her.....

She does seem like the type that when growing up had to have a pork chop tied around her neck so the dog would play with her.
 
2012-01-28 09:35:29 PM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6908524/74620973#c74620973" target="_blank">gweilo8888</a>:</b> <i><b>Subby:</b> "Seattle woman <strike>attempts to marry 107 year old building. Says despite their differences, the marriage will have a solid foundation</strike> is <strike><b>an attention whore</b></strike> <b>bat-shiat crazy</b>."</i>

FTFY
 
2012-01-28 09:36:47 PM
Let's try that again...

gweilo8888: Subby: "Seattle woman attempts to marry 107 year old building. Says despite their differences, the marriage will have a solid foundation is an attention whore bat-shiat crazy"

 
2012-01-28 09:37:45 PM

suthrnrunt: Hagenhatesyouall: GreenSun: The building can't say NO.

Who are you to say who she can and can't marry?

Arranged marriages have taken place for thousands of years. Consent is immaterial.

i think you are missing a key point in your own argument. Arranged marriages have two parties involved, so there is someone speaking for both members of the marriage. Where is the 2nd party that speaks for the building?

to dumb it down for you, if the owner of the building doesn't consent to the fat one marrying their building, she can not marry the building.


And if consent IS granted by said owner?

Well, then, of COURSE we should honor the "marriage"!
 
2012-01-28 09:40:02 PM

trillium13: This one married the Berlin Wall, and wrote about it.

Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer-A Berlin Wall Love Story (new window)


I found that story comforting. It is comforting to know that the US and Great Britain don't have a monopoly on all the world's non AK-47 armed whack jobs, and comforting to know she is a long way away.
 
2012-01-28 09:41:14 PM

Hagenhatesyouall: suthrnrunt: Hagenhatesyouall: GreenSun: The building can't say NO.

Who are you to say who she can and can't marry?

Arranged marriages have taken place for thousands of years. Consent is immaterial.

i think you are missing a key point in your own argument. Arranged marriages have two parties involved, so there is someone speaking for both members of the marriage. Where is the 2nd party that speaks for the building?

to dumb it down for you, if the owner of the building doesn't consent to the fat one marrying their building, she can not marry the building.

And if consent IS granted by said owner?

Well, then, of COURSE we should honor the "marriage"!


yes, if for no other reason than for the owner of the building to have the building divorce her the moment she uses a spin cycle for pleasure.
 
2012-01-28 09:41:20 PM
Oh man. I saw that building with some hussy from Code Enforcement. Should I speak now, or forever hold my peace?
 
2012-01-28 09:43:07 PM
As long as the building is a male, what's the problem?

ONE MAN, ONE WOMEN.
 
2012-01-28 09:43:59 PM
For Pete sakes, that woman should let the century old building die with dignity.I highly doubt that the building would like to get 'laid in public' a second time.
 
2012-01-28 09:46:39 PM

trillium13: This one married the Berlin Wall, and wrote about it.

Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer-A Berlin Wall Love Story (new window)


I almost forgot, I have a piece of Eija's true love. Nephew brought it for me from Germany when he was visiting there. He thought it would be a cool gift. I thought so too. So far it hasn't done anything particularly strange, or loveable for that matter.
 
2012-01-28 09:55:10 PM

404 page not found: As long as the building is a male, what's the problem?

ONE MAN, ONE WOMEN.


Women are plural.

Guess our children don't be learning.
 
2012-01-28 10:16:43 PM
This is not a good thing.

I give it six months, tops. She will be disillusioned by the huge age difference, and the fact that her husband is, let's face it, not exactly structurally secure for the types of relations she's going to expect.

Eventually she'll turn to the doors of some young, glass and steel behemoth for comfort. It won't mean anything, since the recession the young'un is all flash and no cash. He'll be empty inside.

Still, she'll leave her well-intentioned but woefully mismatched and solid husband for the shiny new toy.

Only to realize she means less than nothing to him once that brand new lease gets signed by a hot young company with burgeoning assets amply displayed.

She'll end up flitting from meaningless relationships with convenience stores, Wal-marts, and warehouses, lamenting the elderly security she once had.

Finally she'll shack up with a taco hut and spawn a new generation of needy Quonset huts.

Mark my words.
 
2012-01-28 10:18:54 PM

404 page not found: As long as the building is a male, what's the problem?

ONE MAN, ONE WOMEN.


Farking mormons.
 
2012-01-28 10:27:01 PM

Hagenhatesyouall: GreenSun: The building can't say NO.

Who are you to say who she can and can't marry?

Arranged marriages have taken place for thousands of years. Consent is immaterial.


In fact, Republicans should be pushing for arranged marriages, seeing as they were the "traditional" way of doing them, right?
 
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