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UFC on Fox 2 prelims start at 5 EST on FuelTV & the main card starts at 8 EST. What are the odds that the Sonnen/Bisping fight will end in a double KO? How 'bout paying Big John to ref the fight and have him kick both their asses?
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violentsalvation
2012-01-28 04:47:13 PM
I like the way you think, subby.
Klippoklondike
2012-01-28 05:25:31 PM
Klippoklondike
2012-01-28 05:26:35 PM
Will be back for thread right around when main event starts, have to give gf ride home. Home this goes green by the time I get back. Hope I haven't missed anything good yet.
ironhead
2012-01-28 05:38:45 PM
violentsalvation
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I like the way you think, subby.
Thanks! ;) I really think the best possible outcome of the Sonnen/Bisping fight would look something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxApKBCUJkg
I missed the Camozzi/Jacoby, but the Beltran/Johnson fight was surprising.
I hope this thread gets busy and goes green soon. I haven't seen any others in the queue.
ironhead
2012-01-28 05:49:16 PM
OK, is it the Fuel feed that keeps hitching and outright dropping signal, or is it Sportsnet's re-broadcast that's screwed up?
Klippoklondike
2012-01-28 06:02:13 PM
One right and 2 wrong in picks so far, hopefully I do better with the rest.
violentsalvation
2012-01-28 06:04:50 PM
robsul82
2012-01-28 06:05:20 PM
Just watching to see Sonnen's postfight interview if he wins. Also, not coming out to "Cult of Personality" after all the BS with Vince = LAME.
ironhead
2012-01-28 06:08:58 PM
That's an awesome submission!
violentsalvation
2012-01-28 06:34:04 PM
ironhead
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I missed the Camozzi/Jacoby, but the Beltran/Johnson fight was surprising.
I hope this thread gets busy and goes green soon. I haven't seen any others in the queue.
Yeah I hope this goes green soon too. I missed the first four fights.
violentsalvation
2012-01-28 06:40:33 PM
That mouthpiece flew out at about a hundred miles an hour.
ironhead
2012-01-28 06:41:13 PM
Swanson has more ink on him than a Swanson TV Dinner package!
HOLY shiat!
BOOM!
Sent the mouthpiece flying!
libranoelrose
2012-01-28 06:44:33 PM
Well crap, I didn't realize the prelims were so early.
Off to get beer, be back in a bit.
ironhead
2012-01-28 07:00:46 PM
Not hard to tell Russo's a cop. Looks like he loves his donuts!
violentsalvation
2012-01-28 07:12:10 PM
Thank you Admin.
ironhead
2012-01-28 07:14:04 PM
Thanks, Admin! Hopefully the action will pick up now that it's green and the main card is coming up soon.
cookiefleck
2012-01-28 07:15:08 PM
O hai guise! The place I'm at usually won't show ufc, but I've asked very nicely and they've said yes. Yay me!
Flappyhead
2012-01-28 07:21:11 PM
This is going to be a long night for Bisping.
ironhead
2012-01-28 07:21:38 PM
violentsalvation
:
[www.tapology.com image 320x364]
Pretty good picks so far. I forgot to submit mine in time. Oh well, I suck at predicting the fights anyway. :)
"The Carny" has to be one of the best nicknames in MMA.
Mixolydian Master
2012-01-28 07:23:01 PM
What are the odds that the Sonnen/Bisping fight will end in a double KO
Not good,
subby
. Not good at all. Sonnen is going to put him on his ass with quickness and proceed to beat the shiat out of Bisping to ref stoppage..
Round 1 or 2
Jensaarai
2012-01-28 07:24:46 PM
HARVICK!!!!
*shakes fist*
Pizilla
2012-01-28 07:25:08 PM
cookiefleck
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O hai guise! The place I'm at usually won't show ufc, but I've asked very nicely and they've said yes. Yay me!
not a troll, but....YAY ME!??
here's how you should have phrased it.
SUP BROS!
The place I'm at usually won't show ufc, but I
told them I'll fist pump their faces
and they said yes.
YEAH biatch, LET's GET IT ON!!!
ironhead
2012-01-28 07:25:16 PM
Mixolydian Master
:
What are the odds that the Sonnen/Bisping fight will end in a double KO
Not good, subby. Not good at all. Sonnen is going to put him on his ass with quickness and proceed to beat the shiat out of Bisping to ref stoppage..
Round 1 or 2
I concur, hence my use of the "Unlikely" tag; but a guy can dream, can't he? lol
Mixolydian Master
2012-01-28 07:27:17 PM
ironhead
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Mixolydian Master: What are the odds that the Sonnen/Bisping fight will end in a double KO
Not good, subby. Not good at all. Sonnen is going to put him on his ass with quickness and proceed to beat the shiat out of Bisping to ref stoppage..
Round 1 or 2
I concur, hence my use of the "Unlikely" tag; but a guy can dream, can't he? lol
Haha! As long as you recognize lol. Should be a good night of fights. I hope Davis can upset Rashad, so he can go full blown emo for losing his shot to fight Jones.
libranoelrose
2012-01-28 07:27:59 PM
Back with pizza and beer. Hope we get some early finishes tonight so I can catch some of the prelims I missed.
cookiefleck
2012-01-28 07:28:48 PM
Pizilla
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cookiefleck: O hai guise! The place I'm at usually won't show ufc, but I've asked very nicely and they've said yes. Yay me!
not a troll, but....YAY ME!??
here's how you should have phrased it.
SUP BROS! The place I'm at usually won't show ufc, but I told them I'll fist pump their faces and they said yes. YEAH biatch, LET's GET IT ON!!!
Don't make me post ponies up in dis bish..
violentsalvation
2012-01-28 07:30:47 PM
ironhead
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violentsalvation: [www.tapology.com image 320x364]
Pretty good picks so far. I forgot to submit mine in time. Oh well, I suck at predicting the fights anyway. :)
That tapology site is pretty cool. I am glad
Klippoklondike
introduced me to it.
ironhead
2012-01-28 07:31:09 PM
Mixolydian Master
:
I hope Davis can upset Rashad, so he can go full blown emo for losing his shot to fight Jones.
Part of me wants to see Rashad lose to Arsenio tonight, but a bigger part of me wants Bones to get the opportunity to humiliate Rashad. If Rashad loses tonight, we'll have to listen to his mouth for who knows how long. If Rashad wins tonight, Bones will shut him up in a couple of months.
libranoelrose
2012-01-28 07:33:07 PM
Did anyone catch MFC last night?
Sick arm bar finish in one of the fights.
Mixolydian Master
2012-01-28 07:33:31 PM
ironhead
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Mixolydian Master: I hope Davis can upset Rashad, so he can go full blown emo for losing his shot to fight Jones.
Part of me wants to see Rashad lose to Arsenio tonight, but a bigger part of me wants Bones to get the opportunity to humiliate Rashad. If Rashad loses tonight, we'll have to listen to his mouth for who knows how long. If Rashad wins tonight, Bones will shut him up in a couple of months.
1,000% all of this. I want him to get beat in horrible fashion by Jones. My wishing he loses tonight is just my shortsighted satisfaction meter sounding the alarm lol. I want Jones to have no question marks.
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libranoelrose
2012-01-28 07:38:58 PM
FARK IT WE'RE BOTH SWINGING FOR THE FENCES!!!
Pizilla
2012-01-28 07:41:06 PM
cookiefleck
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Pizilla: cookiefleck: O hai guise! The place I'm at usually won't show ufc, but I've asked very nicely and they've said yes. Yay me!
not a troll, but....YAY ME!??
here's how you should have phrased it.
SUP BROS! The place I'm at usually won't show ufc, but I told them I'll fist pump their faces and they said yes. YEAH biatch, LET's GET IT ON!!!
Don't make me post ponies up in dis bish..
ironhead
2012-01-28 07:41:26 PM
That's a nasty cut under the eye... maybe bad enough for a stoppage.
violentsalvation
2012-01-28 07:41:27 PM
His eye is nasty.
libranoelrose
2012-01-28 07:42:15 PM
Well that sucks.
ironhead
2012-01-28 07:42:25 PM
Thought so. He wasn't gonna be able to see Dunham's right hand comin' at 'im.
libranoelrose
2012-01-28 07:42:54 PM
violentsalvation
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His eye is nasty.
Remember that dude's eye last night?
Still can't believe they let that fight go the distance.
Jensaarai
2012-01-28 07:43:59 PM
Damn. That was nasty looking.
robsul82
2012-01-28 07:44:39 PM
No, dude, you don't scrunch your face at "under advice of medical personnel," lol, that cut is awful.
violentsalvation
2012-01-28 07:44:46 PM
libranoelrose
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violentsalvation: His eye is nasty.
Remember that dude's eye last night?
Still can't believe they let that fight go the distance.
Was the eye last night this bad? I don't remember. I know it screwed with him the whole fight.
libranoelrose
2012-01-28 07:47:01 PM
violentsalvation
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libranoelrose: violentsalvation: His eye is nasty.
Remember that dude's eye last night?
Still can't believe they let that fight go the distance.
Was the eye last night this bad? I don't remember. I know it screwed with him the whole fight.
It wasn't cut, just completely swollen closed.
And the other eye was just barely open.
libranoelrose
2012-01-28 07:55:33 PM
That's the same suit he was wearing on Inside MMA last night.
Dirty Limey.
ironhead
2012-01-28 07:56:24 PM
Phil Davis's shoulders freak. me. out!
Wasteland
2012-01-28 07:59:49 PM
On paper, I like Rashad's chances. But Davis has that comic-book mutant musculature... Evans
might
just get manhandled tonight.
cookiefleck
2012-01-28 08:06:17 PM
It's cool if they're doin different anouncers every fight
Wasteland
2012-01-28 08:07:05 PM
Wait, the UFC has
actual rankings
now?
/heart attack
Flappyhead
2012-01-28 08:07:26 PM
On what planet is Bisping ranked 5th in the MW division?
violentsalvation
2012-01-28 08:07:35 PM
I hope these are the goriest fights in UFC history, just for prime time on fox.
RogermcAllen
2012-01-28 08:09:35 PM
violentsalvation
:
I hope these are the goriest fights in UFC history, just for prime time on fox.
3 fatalities with 45 seconds of actual fight time. Instead of showing prelims, show 59 minutes and 15 seconds of commercials.
ironhead
2012-01-28 08:14:27 PM
I think this fight will go the distance, but I doubt the other two will.
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