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Making Calista jelly...

Here's the author photo from the back cover of the jacket:

Outrageous Muff: [k.wigflip.com image 500x333]

Falconry? Fantastic! What, were there no polo ponies free to pose that day?

Ed Finnerty: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x330]

Did President Barack Hussein Obama ever get that Animal Shelter abandoned dog that he pledged to get during his campaign?
Or is he still stroking that AKC bred Puppy Mill rare-breed dog that he chose to receive after he actually won the election?

 

FTFA:

He's been a passionate animal lover since he was just a little kid and all the Libtard's can do is eschew that fact in exchange for the opportunity to belittle him for it, naturally.

_{/welcome to Fark-tards}

Meatzilla: Did President Barack Hussein Obama ever get that Animal Shelter abandoned dog that he pledged to get during his campaign?
Or is he still stroking that AKC bred Puppy Mill rare-breed dog that he chose to receive after he actually won the election?

 

FTFA: [i157.photobucket.com image 640x402]

He's been a passionate animal lover since he was just a little kid and all the Libtard's can do is eschew that fact in exchange for the opportunity to belittle him for it, naturally.

/welcome to Fark-tards

You mean "libtards." It's not a proper noun, so you don't need to capitalize the word. You pluralized "libtard," so the apostrophe is a mistake.

And I'm not sure you meant "eschew."

after the photo op he ate each one.

If you love animals so much, why don't you marry them, one at a time, moving on to the next as each one gets sick?

All these pics seem like they should be accompanied by Newt singing "Seeeeee Myyyyy Vest"

gimmegimme: Meatzilla: Did President Barack Hussein Obama ever get that Animal Shelter abandoned dog that he pledged to get during his campaign?
Or is he still stroking that AKC bred Puppy Mill rare-breed dog that he chose to receive after he actually won the election?

 

FTFA: [i157.photobucket.com image 640x402]

He's been a passionate animal lover since he was just a little kid and all the Libtard's can do is eschew that fact in exchange for the opportunity to belittle him for it, naturally.

/welcome to Fark-tards

You mean "libtards." It's not a proper noun, so you don't need to capitalize the word. You pluralized "libtard," so the apostrophe is a mistake.

And I'm not sure you meant "eschew."

I disagree. Libtard is most certainly a proper noun. Proper and oh so appropriate as used here on Fark. As for the apostrophe, well, you've got me there. Haste makes waste! Poor little wasted pixels.

gimmegimme: Meatzilla: Did President Barack Hussein Obama ever get that Animal Shelter abandoned dog that he pledged to get during his campaign?
Or is he still stroking that AKC bred Puppy Mill rare-breed dog that he chose to receive after he actually won the election?

 

FTFA: [i157.photobucket.com image 640x402]

He's been a passionate animal lover since he was just a little kid and all the Libtard's can do is eschew that fact in exchange for the opportunity to belittle him for it, naturally.

/welcome to Fark-tards

You mean "libtards." It's not a proper noun, so you don't need to capitalize the word. You pluralized "libtard," so the apostrophe is a mistake.

And I'm not sure you meant "eschew."

He's just being erstwhile.

Judging by his waistline, I'd say these pictures were taken before he ate each animal.

I've never seen the b-b-b-but Bo argument before.

Ozzy Osborne?

A newt, Newt in a suit, and a former newt held a press conference today on making love to animals.

The guy seems genuinely happy to be around animals.

It's kind of weird.

Tigger: You know who else was famously nice to animals?

Tony Orlando?

I'm guessing this is just to establish his pro-animal position before he launches an attack at Romney based upon the "strapping a dog on the car roof" incident.

Therion: obvious, and had to be done:

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Yup, came to do the same. Thanks for saving me the trouble.

Tigger: You know who else was famously nice to animals?



Let's just get the Godwination out of the way

Tigger: You know who else was famously nice to animals?

Thomas Jackson Denson?

Keep farking that Callista, Newt.

BUHKAW!!