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Survey finds which male sport has the largest collection of illicit drug users among athletes competing in the NCAA's 23 sanctioned sports. Not that one. Nope, not that one either
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Fear_and_Loathing
2012-01-28 12:42:03 PM
I lived with the Lacrosse team in College. Someone actually had to survey this? Heck, I could have told them this for 1/2 the price.
pag1107
2012-01-28 12:45:17 PM
Hahaha, I guessed right on my first try.
/played d3 lax
//I only boozed but but knew most of my teammates did a whole lot more
Fear_and_Loathing
2012-01-28 01:44:44 PM
pag1107
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/played d3 lax
Hobart Lax was afraid of nothing, and I mean nothing. Lol.
elvisaintdead
2012-01-28 02:11:42 PM
Fear_and_Loathing
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Heck, I could have told them this for 1/2 the price.
pag1107
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Hahaha, I guessed right on my first try.
Let's make it 3-for-3.
Hell, this isn't news, it's barely even fark.
RminusQ
2012-01-28 04:14:20 PM
I was going to say "crew", but it makes sense that it's one of the whitest of white-bread sports around.
davidphogan
2012-01-28 04:52:22 PM
TFA:
The survey found 48.5 percent of lacrosse players used marijuana...
That sounds low. I don't think I've ever met a lacrosse player who wasn't stoned.
FriarReb98
2012-01-28 07:18:39 PM
Hmm... Oh wait, I was thinking "drunk."
That's
why I guessed rugby....
\roommate my freshman year played rugby
\\I heard from my other ex-roommate that he actually pissed in the trash can one night while drunk....
Vodka Zombie
2012-01-28 07:25:50 PM
I guessed it right on my first try too. I remember partying with the Lacrosse players in college. Even the rugby team had to take a knee when they would go out with those guys, and at my college, those rugby players drank bottles of Jack on the sidelines.
I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey
2012-01-28 07:44:14 PM
By the questionable headline, I was gonna go with squash, but this makes sense.
PainInTheASP
2012-01-28 09:16:53 PM
Fair word of warning: DO NOT pass out around these guys.
/A Sharpie'd face will be the least of your worries.
Peter von Nostrand
2012-01-28 09:19:01 PM
Ahhhh, college. I used to party hard with college athletes back in the day. The chess team... they were.. unreal. I remember they used to eat two oreos at once and double stuffs at that. I couldn't hang. Good times, good times
The Smails Kid
2012-01-28 10:11:50 PM
Sure. Blame it on the redskins yet again.
eikni
2012-01-28 10:12:16 PM
Rugby without reading the article is my guess.
eikni
2012-01-28 10:14:58 PM
Hockey was my second choice. I'm not surprised by Lacrosse based on the one's I knew in college.
Kazan
2012-01-28 10:18:25 PM
the rich kids take the most drugs, you don't say?
robsul82
2012-01-28 10:26:43 PM
RminusQ
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I was going to say "crew", but it makes sense that it's one of the whitest of white-bread sports around.
Guessed lacrosse based on several who played on our HS team, lol. Winner winner chicken dinner.
Calm Down You Spaz
2012-01-28 10:28:25 PM
Nods approvingly
JosephFinn
2012-01-28 10:33:40 PM
Yep, nailed it on the first guess.
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-28 10:33:47 PM
Q. Who are rich rich punks who can afford cocaine?
El Dudereno
2012-01-28 10:35:57 PM
Fear_and_Loathing
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I lived with the Lacrosse team in College. Someone actually had to survey this? Heck, I could have told them this for 1/2 the price.
I played club lacrosse. We would show up hung over from being out drinking with the other team the night before, and would have a cooler full of beer on the sideline at the game.
/college was fun
ontariolightning
2012-01-28 10:39:47 PM
Canadas two official sports lol, Lacrosse our summer sport, Hockey our winter
go Canada!
Two_Noodles
2012-01-28 10:44:17 PM
Ultimate Frisbee?
...checks article.
Aww man, you're harshing my mellow, Lacrosse?
Friction8r
2012-01-28 10:53:41 PM
I am sure some of you will try to use drugs as an excuse for why the MURRAY STATE RACERS remain UNDEFEATED, but you'd be wrong!! Hell, they even play their home games in a DRY COUNTY!!
Wasn't Looking at his Neck
2012-01-28 10:58:12 PM
Hey! I got it right the first time.
Yanks_RSJ
2012-01-28 11:04:57 PM
No OBVIOUS tag? I went to many lacrosse parties at Maryland, those guys were farking maniacs. The coaches put a reminder on the team white board when the drug testing for the NCAA tourney was so they had enough time to clear their systems.
Baryogenesis
2012-01-28 11:08:24 PM
Lacrosse was my first guess as well, but, really, it's a survey of college students. C'mon, who *isn't* on drugs?
Scruffinator
2012-01-28 11:11:38 PM
Peter von Nostrand
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Ahhhh, college. I used to party hard with college athletes back in the day. The chess team... they were.. unreal. I remember they used to eat two oreos at once and double stuffs at that. I couldn't hang. Good times, good times
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ColTomParker
2012-01-28 11:21:39 PM
I'm shocked that wrestling scored so high. Seriously.
merkey88
2012-01-28 11:39:11 PM
ColTomParker
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I'm shocked that wrestling scored so high. Seriously.
You surely cannot be serious.
Coelacanth Filet
2012-01-28 11:41:52 PM
Before clicking the article: "Has to be brocrosse."
After clicking the article:
AWWWWW YEAAAHHH
drunk_bouncnbaloruber
2012-01-28 11:43:20 PM
Calm Down You Spaz
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Nods approvingly
Did it really take
this
long before a Duke reference? I iz disapoint.
Car_Ramrod
2012-01-28 11:49:09 PM
Of course
those
people use drugs. I could've told you that. Thugs, the lot of them.
HMS_Blinkin
2012-01-28 11:50:09 PM
I am amazed that my sport (D3 swimming) didn't even appear anywhere in the article. Not that many swimmers do the hard stuff, but I have NEVER met a swimmer that didn't drink.
beta_plus
2012-01-29 12:12:07 AM
If you factor out rich kids snorting coke off of strippers' asses, is lacrosse still number one?
/guy who works in statistics who believes in adjusting data correctly
AKTurkey
2012-01-29 12:17:11 AM
approves
germ78
2012-01-29 12:20:02 AM
Rich kids plus college equals hard drug use.
merkey88
2012-01-29 12:34:06 AM
beta_plus
:
If you factor out rich kids snorting coke off of strippers' asses, is lacrosse still number one?
/guy who works in statistics who believes in adjusting data correctly
You'd just have some sticks and rubber balls then.
Ishkur
2012-01-29 12:59:23 AM
ontariolightning
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Canadas two official sports lol, Lacrosse our summer sport, Hockey our winter
Yeah, but it's REAL lacrosse, not that pussy field shiat.
intelligent comment below
2012-01-29 01:13:28 AM
I would have guessed hockey players. Hockey players are also some of the best athletes which makes it even more amazing how crazy they can party. lax reminds me of not really athletic kids who want to tell everyone they're college athletes.
steamingpile
2012-01-29 01:40:54 AM
RminusQ
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I was going to say "crew", but it makes sense that it's one of the whitest of white-bread sports around.
I was gonna say its the one that people mock the most, they have to act cool like they are cool because no one goes to see men with netsticks run around.
ontariolightning
2012-01-29 01:51:28 AM
Ishkur
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ontariolightning: Canadas two official sports lol, Lacrosse our summer sport, Hockey our winter
Yeah, but it's REAL lacrosse, not that pussy field shiat.
canadians don't play field lacrosse...
ElwoodCuse
2012-01-29 03:58:39 AM
RminusQ
:
I was going to say "crew", but it makes sense that it's one of the whitest of white-bread sports around.
This would have been my guess too. I was astounded that the dudes who woke up super early every morning to go row (they were up before the ROTC kids, for christs sake) were also the absolute biggest party animals.
gwowen
2012-01-29 04:17:53 AM
Mainly rich, no chance of turning pro to screw up, no meaningful scholarship money, probably at college on academic merit so less worried about getting kicked off team...
I'd guess lacrosse.
proteus_b
2012-01-29 04:39:32 AM
intelligent comment below
:
I would have guessed hockey players. Hockey players are also some of the best athletes which makes it even more amazing how crazy they can party. lax reminds me of not really athletic kids who want to tell everyone they're college athletes.
i dunno, i only played high school but i was never in such good shape as i was in lacrosse season. perhaps it was just our school---perennial state champs in everything, we didn't seem to have a good grasp on what's really important in life. but we would start practicing on frozen ground as soon as early february, from fifteen minutes after school until dark... and continue with that, six days a week practicing, three until as late as seven until june. small wonder i peaced it out senior year...
HaywoodJablonski
2012-01-29 06:06:12 AM
Based on personal experience, I guessed swimming. I didn't know many lax players.
Baryogenesis
2012-01-29 08:44:31 AM
ElwoodCuse
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RminusQ: I was going to say "crew", but it makes sense that it's one of the whitest of white-bread sports around.
This would have been my guess too. I was astounded that the dudes who woke up super early every morning to go row (they were up before the ROTC kids, for christs sake) were also the absolute biggest party animals.
Same for cross country in my experience. It's more like a drinking team with a running problem. There's nothing like a 12 miler at 5:30 am when you're either hungover or still drunk.
Not that I ever did that in college...underage drinking is illegal, people!
Dear Jerk
2012-01-29 09:56:05 AM
I guessed crew going in because of the strenuousness of the sport.
I wonder if there's a Bias with basketball players and low cocaine use.
Golfers smoke the most. No shiat. Golf is actually bad for an athlete. It's not quite physical activity, and not rest, either.
rjakobi
2012-01-29 12:50:01 PM
When I was in high school in Maryland, I wrote an article in the school paper decrying the success of lacrosse in the state and questioned the long-term plans of anyone playing the sport after college, as it wasn't a viable career path.
Now that I think about it, Josh Sims was one of our star players at the time, so I'm guessing joke's on me.
Lou Cypher
2012-01-29 12:59:54 PM
I don't put much credence in any study which gets its data from self-reporting, anonymous or otherwise. Everybody lies and they do so from varying motivations.
Bruce Campbell
2012-01-29 01:21:24 PM
The survey should be titled "Lacrosse and ice hockey players are the most honest survey answerers."
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