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(Discover) Cool Blasting out a billion tons of matter didn't satisfy the Sun last week, so it did it again. Twice as big   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) divider line 47
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Negligible
2012-01-28 11:38:59 AM
There's a dick joke in here somewhere. I know there is. Hold on it'll cum to me.
 
Sid_6.7 [TotalFark]
2012-01-28 12:55:44 PM
Negligible: There's a dick joke in here somewhere. I know there is. Hold on it'll cum to me.

The Sun isn't there yet, but it's coming.
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2012-01-28 01:07:01 PM
Negligible: There's a dick joke in here somewhere. I know there is. Hold on it'll cum to me.

I guess a week is the equivalent of 30 minutes to the Sun?
 
miss diminutive
2012-01-28 01:20:26 PM
mitchcumstein1: Negligible: There's a dick joke in here somewhere. I know there is. Hold on it'll cum to me.

I guess a week is the equivalent of 30 minutes to the Sun?

No, the math doesn't hold up. There's always less stuff the second time around.

Unless the Sun is some kind of perpetual ejaculating machine that just keeps pumping out more and more and more...
 
TheOther
2012-01-28 01:27:16 PM
miss diminutive: mitchcumstein1: Negligible: There's a dick joke in here somewhere. I know there is. Hold on it'll cum to me.

I guess a week is the equivalent of 30 minutes to the Sun?

No, the math doesn't hold up. There's always less stuff the second time around.

Unless the Sun is some kind of perpetual ejaculating machine that just keeps pumping out more and more and more...

That would make the Sun a Sunette, wouldn't it?
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2012-01-28 01:29:03 PM
TheOther: miss diminutive: mitchcumstein1: Negligible: There's a dick joke in here somewhere. I know there is. Hold on it'll cum to me.

I guess a week is the equivalent of 30 minutes to the Sun?

No, the math doesn't hold up. There's always less stuff the second time around.

Unless the Sun is some kind of perpetual ejaculating machine that just keeps pumping out more and more and more...

That would make the Sun a Sunette, wouldn't it?

No, that would make it Dirk Diggler.
 
Roook [TotalFark]
2012-01-28 01:50:03 PM
We're gonna get bukkake'd with solar rays
 
Amos Quito
2012-01-28 02:10:42 PM
Looks like our "pagan" ancestors were right.

ALL HAIL THE SUN GOD!


/Don't taze me, god!
 
Amos Quito
2012-01-28 02:11:43 PM
miss diminutive: mitchcumstein1: Negligible: There's a dick joke in here somewhere. I know there is. Hold on it'll cum to me.

I guess a week is the equivalent of 30 minutes to the Sun?

No, the math doesn't hold up. There's always less stuff the second time around.

Unless the Sun is some kind of perpetual ejaculating machine that just keeps pumping out more and more and more...


STOP!

You're giving me a woody!
 
Meatzilla
2012-01-28 02:31:07 PM
www.alccobras.net
 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
2012-01-28 02:55:14 PM
OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
 
namatad [TotalFark]
2012-01-28 03:00:38 PM
MaxxLarge: OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

came here to say THIS
 
Amos Quito
2012-01-28 03:53:21 PM
namatad: MaxxLarge: OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

came here to say THIS


And you are both correct.


/Pick up your prizes at the coroner's office
 
Cup_O_Jo [TotalFark]
2012-01-28 04:17:29 PM
Yeah it's all awesome the SUN IS TRYING TO KILL US
 
MusicMakeMyHeadPound
2012-01-28 04:19:16 PM
Cup_O_Jo: Yeah it's all awesome the SUN IS TRYING TO KILL US

To be fair, we had it coming.
 
OgreMagi
2012-01-28 04:33:40 PM
I thought all that hot air was from the presidential debates.
 
Cup_O_Jo [TotalFark]
2012-01-28 04:37:36 PM
MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Cup_O_Jo: Yeah it's all awesome the SUN IS TRYING TO KILL US

To be fair, we had it coming.

WHAT? We did nothing to the sun... Maybe that is the issue. So maybe we need to do some old Mayan sacrifice or something.
 
srhp29
2012-01-28 04:38:51 PM
It's just warming up for the big December event.
 
BolloxReader
2012-01-28 04:41:27 PM
So what will it take to actually kill our satellites like the doomsayers talk about? I would like for it to happen before I'm too old and crusty to adapt to life without cellphones etc.
 
Thanks for the Meme-ries
2012-01-28 05:01:44 PM
MaxxLarge: OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

i291.photobucket.com
 
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick
2012-01-28 05:13:49 PM
That's hot
 
Gsm136
2012-01-28 05:14:30 PM
So the Neutrinos have mutated? will we need to start running away from the lava?
 
PsyLord
2012-01-28 05:16:25 PM
www.thelivingmoon.com
/are counting on this to get home
 
Forgot_my_password_again
2012-01-28 05:34:45 PM
does suns orgasmic activity have anything to do with the unusually warm winter?
 
Ricardo Klement [TotalFark]
2012-01-28 05:42:17 PM
I'm sure somehow we can turn this into a joke about the Sun of God and Santorum.
 
bugmn99
2012-01-28 06:14:27 PM
Negligible: There's a dick joke in here somewhere. I know there is. Hold on it'll cum to me.

If the dick jokes don't work out, should we give some though to pursuing this from a diarrhea angle?
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-01-28 06:35:55 PM
meh...

I call that "dinner last night at Taco Bell"
 
Equilibrist [TotalFark]
2012-01-28 06:41:27 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: meh...

I call that "dinner last night at Taco Bell"

Can now be breakfast too.

Ira Flatow had a great interview (new window) about this on Science Friday yesterday
 
ArtosRC
2012-01-28 07:01:24 PM
There's some kind of Rule 34-esque comic out there of the Sun blowing its solar storm matter all over the faces of the planets. I just know it.
 
omeganuepsilon
2012-01-28 07:18:33 PM
miss diminutive: mitchcumstein1: Negligible: There's a dick joke in here somewhere. I know there is. Hold on it'll cum to me.

I guess a week is the equivalent of 30 minutes to the Sun?

No, the math doesn't hold up. There's always less stuff the second time around.

Unless the Sun is some kind of perpetual ejaculating machine that just keeps pumping out more and more and more...

Untrue. Ejected material is constantly recycled. It could very well be that the first time around there isn't much when caught at an odd point of the cycle, but there's just enough of an intermission that there actually is more the second time around. Also, it's not always 100% that gets released. I remember a time or three where in quite rapid succession(minutes) there is a strangely large amount the second time.(according to your theory it should be almost nil, because production isn't that fast)

/know how I know that you can figure I'm single and spend a lot of time in my bunk?
 
cdsmith74
2012-01-28 07:31:17 PM
Oh god, oh god, we're all going to die?

scifitvgeek.files.wordpress.com
 
SithLord
2012-01-28 08:37:06 PM
Scientists rename Sun to Peter North.
 
TV's Vinnie
2012-01-28 08:45:12 PM
I don't wanna die from a Star's SBD!!!
 
Mildot
2012-01-28 09:02:45 PM
Negligible: There's a dick joke in here somewhere. I know there is. Hold on it'll cum to me.

becareful what you wish for...

www.motifake.com
 
Loren
2012-01-28 09:03:47 PM
On target, fire for effect!
 
Dinobot [TotalFark]
2012-01-28 10:12:32 PM
t.wallpaperweb.org
 
Calm Down You Spaz
2012-01-28 10:38:49 PM
 
Superjoe
2012-01-28 10:40:17 PM
Negligible: There's a dick joke in here somewhere. I know there is. Hold on it'll cum to me.

I know, it's on the tip of my tongue but I can't quite put my finger in it.
 
LawyersRock
2012-01-28 10:40:27 PM
There wasn't any sound. What kind of crappy explosion doesn't go boom? Lame.
 
mainstreet62 [TotalFark]
2012-01-28 11:32:51 PM
Mom?!
 
Ishkur [TotalFark]
2012-01-29 01:07:06 AM
 
Kentucky Fried Children
2012-01-29 01:14:57 AM
Thanks for the Meme-ries: MaxxLarge: OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

What movie is that from? lolz
 
Thanks for the Meme-ries
2012-01-29 01:29:07 AM
Kentucky Fried Children: Thanks for the Meme-ries: MaxxLarge: OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

What movie is that from? lolz

i291.photobucket.com
 
Nuclear Monk
2012-01-29 01:33:54 AM
HAH! Those tiny pickles and thousand naked women worked!
 
GypsyJoker
2012-01-29 02:30:45 AM
Got a good look at SN2012A, the first supernova of the year, tonight. It's in the galaxy NGC 3239 in Leo.

Glad I didn't read this thread first, or I might have made yet another inappropriate reference at an astronomy observation.

\csb
 
DON.MAC [TotalFark]
2012-01-29 08:32:35 AM
These are the times that try planets souls. The summer satellites shimmer in the sunshine yet shrink from the service for their country; but it that stands to launch soon, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Space, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have the constellations with us, that the harder the conflict, the more precise the data.
 
th0th
2012-01-30 12:00:26 PM
Looks like I picked a good month to start worshiping Ra.
 
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