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Q: How does the .001 percent tell when it's time to murder a hobo for kicks? A: With a $1,650,000 watch encased in pure sapphire. Oh, and you couldn't buy one, even if you could afford it. There are five, and they're sold out
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GoldDude
2012-01-29 10:34:05 PM
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GoldDude: I bought all five and smashed four of them so I could have a one-of-a-kind watch.
Why didn't you just commission your own 1 of a kind watch for 7 million for bragging rights?
Killing those four hobos by beating each of them to death with a $1.65M watch was far more amusing, though I am still pretty bored.
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2012-01-30 07:52:32 AM
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jingks: Yes, people still wear accessories. I know that's hard to comprehend for fark's $50 wardrobe crowd.
Who are these 50 dollar high rollers? Damn 1%ers!
I think the combat boots I'm wearing right now are the most costly thing I'm wearing. And I've had them for over 10 years.
TheGogmagog
2012-01-30 05:09:56 PM
/Really you all let this slide?
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