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(New York Daily News) Spiffy Vera Wang in a bathing suit: it should be illegal to look this good at 63   (nydailynews.com) divider line 80
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2012-01-28 09:49:45 AM
I bet a lot of 63 year old women would look great if you took a picture from 30 feet away and 'shopped it that heavily.

But anyway, I was distracted by the R. Kelly raping a duck story in the sidebar.
 
2012-01-28 09:52:19 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-28 10:58:32 AM
I'd wang it.
 
2012-01-28 12:51:35 PM
So her face looks 60 year old Asian woman and her body looks photoshopped 12 year old boy.
 
2012-01-28 01:18:09 PM
I've always like her designs, I saw her at a party once, she does look pretty damn good even unphotoshopped.
 
2012-01-28 01:32:06 PM
Looks like Don Draper's face on the body of 12 year old, while wearing a Fran Drescher wig.
And I really am not that picky.
 
2012-01-28 01:37:37 PM
Heheh. He said "Vera".
 
2012-01-28 01:54:44 PM
She's Asian and rich, she's going to look 40 until she's 95.
 
2012-01-28 01:59:48 PM
if my lady looks that good in 33 years, i'll be very happy, because i sure as sh*t won't.
 
2012-01-28 02:01:06 PM
Thin and fit ≠ good looking.

And this is proof.
 
2012-01-28 03:06:16 PM
Fotoshop, by Adobé
 
2012-01-28 03:06:35 PM
Um. No, Submittard. She looks about her age. Maybe passable for mid to late 50's. Although, I admit I've seen rougher looking old Asian women but I'm sure they didn't have access to a vast fortune, vast amounts of time, and vast numbers of skin and hair professionals to help out (not to mention the photoshopping talent she has access to).

photos-2.posh24.com

/ it's the dead soulless eyes that's the kicker (new window).
 
2012-01-28 03:37:14 PM
mabuhaycity.com

/oblig
 
2012-01-28 03:43:39 PM
jiaxiaobo: [mabuhaycity.com image 640x192]

/oblig


and?

50 years of hottie?
Sounds exceptionable.
 
2012-01-28 03:43:52 PM
Came for 12 year old boy references, leaving satisfied

/Farkers are obsessed with 12 year old boys
 
2012-01-28 03:50:55 PM
TravisBickle62: Came for 12 year old boy references, leaving satisfied

/Farkers are obsessed with 12 year old boys


Only when people put rail thin women up as the epitome of beauty and 95% of women have no shot at being that thin.

She's cute for a 60 year old but you can bet her puss is dried up like an old prune.
 
2012-01-28 03:52:05 PM
steamingpile: TravisBickle62: Came for 12 year old boy references, leaving satisfied

/Farkers are obsessed with 12 year old boys

Only when people put rail thin women up as the epitome of beauty and 95% of women have no shot at being that thin.

She's cute for a 60 year old but you can bet her puss is dried up like an old prune.


Why don't you check it out, and get back to us?
 
2012-01-28 03:54:52 PM
I just want to know what her lifelong struggle against color in the face is about.

Pale Clothes-Horse is Pale.
 
2012-01-28 03:59:12 PM
Meh..petite Asian ladies stay petite and asian.
 
2012-01-28 04:07:16 PM
She's in the fashion industry, so i assume her pictures are not Photoshopped.

In the fashion industry you really need to show people an accurate view of your products.
 
2012-01-28 04:16:50 PM
Those Asians just don't age well in the face do they?
 
2012-01-28 04:21:27 PM
assets.nydailynews.com

What a 63 year old Asian really looks like.
 
2012-01-28 04:23:20 PM
TravisBickle62: Came for 12 year old boy references, leaving satisfied

/Farkers are obsessed with 12 year old boys


I believe it's because once they reach their teens it's a bit more pricey.
 
2012-01-28 04:27:26 PM
Double-bagger.

jiaxiaobo: [mabuhaycity.com image 640x192]

/oblig


Fantastic!
 
2012-01-28 04:28:53 PM
I saw her in Seattle last year behind us in a checkin line - she's hot for an old broad.
 
2012-01-28 04:34:37 PM
You know, just because an older person isn't shriveled and wrinkled it doesn't follow that they are hot.
 
2012-01-28 04:59:07 PM
www.jdfoods.net
 
2012-01-28 05:02:54 PM
That dude has some pretty long hair and a strange taste in bathing suits.
 
2012-01-28 05:03:39 PM
Are we sure The Photoshop isn't strong with this one?
 
2012-01-28 05:09:54 PM
BarbadoSlim: Shouldn't this chinaman be doing nails somewhere downtown?

The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
/I'd hit it
 
2012-01-28 05:14:37 PM
BarbadoSlim: Shouldn't this chinaman be doing nails somewhere downtown?


Chinaman?

You're an asshole.
 
2012-01-28 05:17:09 PM
BarbadoSlim: Shouldn't this chinaman be doing nails somewhere downtown?

That's very wong
 
2012-01-28 05:33:53 PM
It should be illegal to think people like this are hot
 
2012-01-28 05:48:50 PM
Next to Bai Ling ,Vera Wang is practically a demi-goddess-which isn't saying much since nearly every woman looks heavenly next to Ms. Ling.
 
2012-01-28 05:53:14 PM
Not as hot as Betty White at 90.

/still would
 
2012-01-28 06:19:00 PM
Donatella is hotter

cdn.buzznet.com
 
2012-01-28 06:22:32 PM
nastyboi: Donatella is hotter

[cdn.buzznet.com image 640x647]


I want to see that photo taken of her in a wind tunnel.

Video with good audio of the flapping sounds would be even better.
 
2012-01-28 06:26:39 PM
She looks like an old lady with a nice body. Big deal
 
2012-01-28 06:27:34 PM
indarwinsshadow: BarbadoSlim: Shouldn't this chinaman be doing nails somewhere downtown?


Chinaman?

You're an asshole.


Jeez, who knew Orientals were to testy!
 
2012-01-28 06:29:09 PM
Imagine what her cooze must look like...
 
2012-01-28 06:33:08 PM
Alphakronik: indarwinsshadow: BarbadoSlim: Shouldn't this chinaman be doing nails somewhere downtown?


Chinaman?

You're an asshole.

Jeez, who knew Orientals were to testy!



Doesn't everyone have to testys?

/including your mom
 
2012-01-28 06:34:12 PM
assjuice: Imagine what her cooze must look like...


Trying hard not to.
 
2012-01-28 06:36:14 PM
Fine.


*zip

fap fap fap

/Fap!
 
2012-01-28 07:12:33 PM
If you've seen her wedding gown designs you're happy to see that she looks healthy. She is uber talented.
 
2012-01-28 07:48:04 PM
she was in 'The September Issue' and seemed totally whacko
 
2012-01-28 08:03:19 PM
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: she was in 'The September Issue' and seemed totally whacko

Really? I don't know anything about her, but if you watch the video, I thought she sounded quite down to earth for a super-rich New York person.
 
2012-01-28 08:25:59 PM
Alphakronik: indarwinsshadow: BarbadoSlim: Shouldn't this chinaman be doing nails somewhere downtown?


Chinaman?

You're an asshole.

Jeez, who knew Orientals were to testy!


Really - we should Nip this in the bud.
 
2012-01-28 08:26:17 PM
I don't care if she's a frikkin supermodel, I'll never forgive her for breaking up the Beatles.
 
2012-01-28 08:27:55 PM
puckrock2000: Alphakronik: indarwinsshadow: BarbadoSlim: Shouldn't this chinaman be doing nails somewhere downtown?


Chinaman?

You're an asshole.

Jeez, who knew Orientals were to testy!

Really - we should Nip this in the bud.


I'm telling ya. These puns can be a slippery slope.

/feel so dirty inside
 
2012-01-28 08:38:45 PM
bugmn99: puckrock2000: Alphakronik: indarwinsshadow: BarbadoSlim: Shouldn't this chinaman be doing nails somewhere downtown?


Chinaman?

You're an asshole.

Jeez, who knew Orientals were to testy!

Really - we should Nip this in the bud.

I'm telling ya. These puns can be a slippery slope.

/feel so dirty inside

Puns are the chink in an Oriental's armor.
 
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