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Massachusetts is getting drive-through grocery stores for people who can't risk light exercise
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vudukungfu
2012-01-28 12:32:59 PM
they sound fat
TommyymmoT
2012-01-28 01:41:27 PM
Can I have a 10 pound can of lard please?
Oh, and a spoon too!
Thanks.
alwaysjaded
2012-01-28 02:38:40 PM
Meh. I'd use it if I needed 1 item and was on my home from work after a long day.
But it annoys me to no end watching someone circle the parking lot for 5 hours for a spot that will save them 7 feet of walking. I'm no Fark Adonis but even I will just pull in to the first thing open and start walking.
/ has no idea what that had to do with anything.
theorellior
2012-01-28 02:39:20 PM
The rest of you fat farks should talk. I'm not saying Bay Staters are svelte, but we're slimmer than most of the rest of the US, excluding maybe Colorado and New Hampshire.
ecmoRandomNumbers
2012-01-28 02:44:17 PM
Pffft. Call me when they get drive-thru liquor stores like here in Arizona.
Loki-L
2012-01-28 02:48:31 PM
It would be cool if they could scale this up some. A huge automate warehouse You drive up to a window, rattle of your shopping list into a speaker, drive a little further to pay and watch as a couple of Mexicans load your purchases from a pallet into your trunk. the next step would be no Mexicans and involve some robotic crane instead.
rohar
2012-01-28 02:55:11 PM
Grocery stores in the Seattle area deliver. Go online, select your foodlikestuffs, and they'll bring it to your house and put it on your kitchen counter. No need to get off the couch.
ecmoRandomNumbers
2012-01-28 03:04:54 PM
Loki-L
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It would be cool if they could scale this up some. A huge automate warehouse You drive up to a window, rattle of your shopping list into a speaker, drive a little further to pay and watch as a couple of Mexicans load your purchases from a pallet into your trunk. the next step would be no Mexicans and involve some robotic crane instead.
Mexicans are less likely to unionize than robots.
proteus_b
2012-01-28 03:26:05 PM
um, i'm not a breeder, but it's possible that the target audience would be people with small children...
/like lard-asses would even bother cooking something anyways
Trolljegeren
2012-01-28 03:38:21 PM
Aren't these just what we call dairies or dairy shops? Just with an expanded product selection? Hell, I think there is still one of these drive-through shops less than a mile from my house, and it has been there forever.
Welcome to 1920, Massachusetts.
jaytkay
2012-01-28 04:22:06 PM
Trolljegeren
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Hell, I think there is still one of these drive-through shops less than a mile from my hous
You drive to the drive-through grocery less than a mile from your house?
/ I guess that is a long distance to waddle
LeroyBourne
2012-01-28 04:44:02 PM
I wouldn't trust anyone ANYONE to pick out a suitable avocado for me.
/bacon turkey avocado with cucumber tomato on a potato bun is serious business.
FreakinB
2012-01-28 05:09:30 PM
Meh, it's been done around here. Though these places are more convenience store than full-on grocery store:
booberryberet
2012-01-28 05:53:20 PM
As someone with soon to have 3 kids in car seats, I would love having one of these around here, just for the milk, bread, eggs we seem to go through at the speed of light. For some reason, they frown upon leaving kids in a locked car for 3 minutes outside Henny Penny's...
SharkTrager
2012-01-28 06:22:36 PM
Not abut being lazy. I just don't want to deal with the dumbasses in the store.
farkin_Gary
2012-01-28 06:46:55 PM
LeroyBourne
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/bacon turkey avocado with cucumber tomato on a potato bun is serious business...
...as well as some seriously noxious gas.
BizarreMan
2012-01-28 07:24:44 PM
alwaysjaded
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Meh. I'd use it if I needed 1 item and was on my home from work after a long day.
But it annoys me to no end watching someone circle the parking lot for 5 hours for a spot that will save them 7 feet of walking. I'm no Fark Adonis but even I will just pull in to the first thing open and start walking.
/ has no idea what that had to do with anything.
I hate the people who park in the no parking zone at the gym so they don't have to walk so far to exercise.
meowgret thatcher
2012-01-28 08:25:00 PM
SharkTrager
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Not abut being lazy. I just don't want to deal with the dumbasses in the store.
/QFT
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-28 08:37:42 PM
SharkTrager
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Not abut being lazy. I just don't want to deal with the dumbasses in the store.
Or a parent having to deal with getting their child/children out of their car seats in order to pick up a few items like bread, milk, eggs, etc. It would be faster and far more convenient to have a drive-thru in situations like that.
moothemagiccow
2012-01-28 08:37:50 PM
Wouldnt be necessary if groceries didnt hide the milk and eggs in the back
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-28 08:46:59 PM
moothemagiccow
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Wouldnt be necessary if groceries didnt hide the milk and eggs in the back
They do that for a reason. By them placing eggs and milk to the back of the store, the customers are forced to walk down at least one aisle to get to them. Chances are the average shopper will spot something that interests them on that aisle and will end up purchasing more than just the milk and eggs.
Trolljegeren
2012-01-28 09:07:22 PM
jaytkay
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Trolljegeren: Hell, I think there is still one of these drive-through shops less than a mile from my hous
You drive to the drive-through grocery less than a mile from your house?
/ I guess that is a long distance to waddle
I see you have poor reading comprehension skills, and a limited intellect.
loonatic112358
2012-01-28 09:29:46 PM
damnit, they stole my idea
before i was born
hell, if it works for beer, why not the regulars like milk, bread and eggs
StoneColdAtheist
2012-01-28 09:50:36 PM
Lots of grocery stores here in the Bay Area do it, and it's a major convenience for commuters. My son works 10-12 hours a day, and his wife doesn't drive, plus has a toddler at home. She shops via teh intarwebz and pays for the groceries with aa credit card, then he picks them up on his way home. He says there's a drive through lane where he gives his name, the pulls up and pops the trunk while a guy loads the bags. She even tips the bagger, so he's in and out in about a minute.
But given that we're on Fark this shopper photo is obligatory...
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2012-01-28 10:56:03 PM
We don't need this.
moothemagiccow
2012-01-28 10:58:13 PM
Bathia_Mapes
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moothemagiccow: Wouldnt be necessary if groceries didnt hide the milk and eggs in the back
They do that for a reason. By them placing eggs and milk to the back of the store, the customers are forced to walk down at least one aisle to get to them. Chances are the average shopper will spot something that interests them on that aisle and will end up purchasing more than just the milk and eggs.
Yeah i know bru. Thats why i brought it up
enry
2012-01-28 10:58:51 PM
Bathia_Mapes
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moothemagiccow: Wouldnt be necessary if groceries didnt hide the milk and eggs in the back
They do that for a reason. By them placing eggs and milk to the back of the store, the customers are forced to walk down at least one aisle to get to them. Chances are the average shopper will spot something that interests them on that aisle and will end up purchasing more than just the milk and eggs.
In my nearby grocery store (Market Basket), the bread and milk are on opposite sides of the store.
Then again, they don't goof around with loyalty cards or crap like that, just good food at better prices than Stop & Shop.
fatalvenom
2012-01-28 11:35:47 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers
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Pffft. Call me when they get drive-thru liquor stores like here in Arizona.
Having lived in Mass at many different periods of my life, and being a borderline alki myself, I will say this:
Mass doesn't need drive-thru liquor stores. Every damn day/night would be a replay of the Chappaquiddick incident.
/It's bad enough as it is
King Something
2012-01-28 11:40:46 PM
Loki-L
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It would be cool if they could scale this up some. A huge automate warehouse You drive up to a window, rattle of your shopping list into a speaker, drive a little further to pay and watch as a couple of Mexicans load your purchases from a pallet into your trunk. the next step would be no Mexicans and involve some robotic crane instead.
You said "Mexicans" twice.
Notabunny
2012-01-29 12:23:45 AM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
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We don't need this.
I'd support it in a heartbeat. Place the order online and pick it up on the way home from work? That's a no-brainer. I'd gladly pay extra for the service and the time saved.
Millennium
2012-01-29 01:10:28 AM
This actually sounds like a strange sort of revival of a much older concept of grocery shopping, when you'd give a list to the grocer and they'd gather things for you from the back of the store. That model went the way of the dodo around the turn of the 20th century, in favor of what were for a time called self-service grocery stores and now don't really have their own name since they're the only thing around.
I'm not entirely sure this is a bad thing, to be honest. It does indeed make grocery shopping less exercise, but it also cuts way down on marketing exposure, and I have trouble seeing that as anything but a major advantage.
zez
2012-01-29 01:50:32 AM
enry
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Bathia_Mapes: moothemagiccow: Wouldnt be necessary if groceries didnt hide the milk and eggs in the back
They do that for a reason. By them placing eggs and milk to the back of the store, the customers are forced to walk down at least one aisle to get to them. Chances are the average shopper will spot something that interests them on that aisle and will end up purchasing more than just the milk and eggs.
In my nearby grocery store (Market Basket), the bread and milk are on opposite sides of the store.
Then again, they don't goof around with loyalty cards or crap like that, just good food at better prices than Stop & Shop.
At one of my local Shop & Saves (that I like to call the Shot & Save due to all the killings) they put the cookie and snack row perpendicular to every row 3/4 the way across the store.
/took the kids there shopping one time
Nogale
2012-01-29 06:05:18 AM
How is this a profitable business model? Don't grocery stores make their money from people meandering around the store, picking up things on impulse?
RAWISRADFORD
2012-01-29 11:44:11 AM
Nogale
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How is this a profitable business model? Don't grocery stores make their money from people meandering around the store, picking up things on impulse?
Because these items are sold at a premium price based on the convenience.
Growing up in so cal
We had these and they were owned by the regional dairy.
They had deals with local bakeries and vendors to provide some additional staples but it was simply meant (like the article describes) as an option to fill in the blanks in between visits to the super market or butcher.
Ours was about a two mile walk from the house or less than five minutes in the car round trip if you woke for breakfast and realized you were missing milk or eggs.
I would love these in Atlanta
Ours growing up was also across the street from In n Out
I would love those in Atlanta too
theorellior
2012-01-29 02:39:53 PM
Funny what's considered a norm in some states but not in others. I was shocked to find that California, the land of highways and cars, they don't have drive-thru banks like they do in Texas.
Fireproof
2012-01-29 03:05:41 PM
FreakinB
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Meh, it's been done around here. Though these places are more convenience store than full-on grocery store:
[farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x333]
Same thing where I went to college in eastern/central NC.
/Oddly, I can't find any pics on Google
Khazar-Khum
2012-01-30 10:46:08 AM
RAWISRADFORD
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Nogale: How is this a profitable business model? Don't grocery stores make their money from people meandering around the store, picking up things on impulse?
Because these items are sold at a premium price based on the convenience.
Growing up in so cal
We had these and they were owned by the regional dairy.
They had deals with local bakeries and vendors to provide some additional staples but it was simply meant (like the article describes) as an option to fill in the blanks in between visits to the super market or butcher.
Ours was about a two mile walk from the house or less than five minutes in the car round trip if you woke for breakfast and realized you were missing milk or eggs.
I would love these in Atlanta
Ours growing up was also across the street from In n Out
I would love those in Atlanta too
We still have them here in Antelope Valley. Great when it's 120 out, you're beat and all you need are eggs and milk. I'd love it if the grocery stores around here delivered, too, but they won't.
Masso
2012-01-30 12:05:33 PM
I'm calling it. Within two of years, nation-wide drive-through Walmart. It's inevitable.
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