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(SaveOnBrew) Spiffy Answer: 50 MILLION cases of beer. Question: How much beer will be consumed this Super Bowl Sunday   (saveonbrew.com) divider line 54
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2012-01-28 09:06:51 AM
I'm throwing the bullshiat flag. There are 300 million Americans. Toss out those too young to drink, the Mormons, the 12-steppers, and those who just don't care and you're approaching a 12-pack per Super Bowl viewer. I know the Farkers are pulling their weight, but most Americans aren't in that class.

I'll do m part!
 
2012-01-28 09:11:07 AM
I wonder how Samuel Smith makes so much.
 
2012-01-28 09:40:31 AM
50 million cases? Seems kinda low to me. I haven't heard anything that fantastical in a million years.
 
2012-01-28 09:43:33 AM
I've got a full refrigerator and an extra 5000 cases in the basement in case I get extra visitors for the game.
 
2012-01-28 09:46:57 AM
Now, we know you've told us a hundred million times not to exaggerate. FIFTY MILLION CASES!? Yeah. Really. But get this. The Beer Institute (that must be a cool place to work) guesses that GAME DAY CONSUMPTION will be 325M gallons! At first you might think, yeah? So? What's the big deal? Well if the Beer Institute is right (and we think they might have skipped the "pass" part of puff-puff-pass)...

.... that means that enough beer is being consumed on that ONE DAY that every single man, woman and child in the entire country is drinking about ten beers.


I bet if you totaled all the beer consumed for the week leading up to, and including the Super Bowl, that might be close. By a factor of .25.
 
2012-01-28 09:58:57 AM
Just think how much would be consumed if they would hold the Super Bowl on a Saturday.....LIKE THEY SHOULD!
 
2012-01-28 10:14:50 AM
www.blogcdn.com

It's far from the king of beer days. Super Bowl Sunday only ranked 8th in annual beer consumption.

Here is a look at the Nielsen super bowl beer numbers. Turns out they are looking at the sum of case numbers sold for the week before and the week after, which means you'd have to subtract the cases drunk during the other 13 days of that two week period to get real estimates of the amount drunk on that one day. (Tracking the way they do makes sense if you know they track sales in weeks ending on Saturdays-- so they have to include the week before and the week after to get a handle on sales related to that one day.)

So knocking 50% to 75% out of that 50 million case number would bring it to a more realistic approximation of the amount consumed on that one day and presumably help explain why we don't all die of alcohol poisoning on that day.
 
2012-01-28 11:05:39 AM
Amateurs. I call 50 million cases 'breakfast on Tuesday'

Am I the only one amused that Easter ranks higher. Sorry you died Jebus. I'm gonna get wasted...
 
2012-01-28 11:06:46 AM
Moose Drool.
 
2012-01-28 11:13:30 AM
I love that 3 of them are those "family gathering" holidays

/go figure
 
2012-01-28 11:14:02 AM
iron_city_ap: Amateurs. I call 50 million cases 'breakfast on Tuesday'

Am I the only one amused that Easter ranks higher. Sorry you died Jebus. I'm gonna get wasted...


Isn't it more like, "Welcome back, Jesus. Let's get wasted?"
 
2012-01-28 11:24:20 AM
"OK, Jesus. That's it. I've tried to hold my tongue, but enough is enough.

The bathtub full of water? That's a hint. Sinks full of water? Hint. 30 cases of Evian? Farking hint.

Every year I shell out for several cases of beer to celebrate your resurrection...I guess the holy spirit can't carry a farking wallet.

So either make with the miracle, or GTFO. Some goddamn snacks would be nice, too."
 
2012-01-28 11:28:48 AM
iron_city_ap: Am I the only one amused that Easter ranks higher. Sorry you died Jebus. I'm gonna get wasted...

Easter is a Christian holiday. Some of the most fervent Christians I know of are Irish. When taken in that light, it's not very surprising.
 
2012-01-28 11:37:47 AM
basemetal: Just think how much would be consumed if they would hold the Super Bowl on a Saturday.....LIKE THEY SHOULD!

I'd like that too but it will never happen. There's no way that the ratings would be as good on Saturday since some of the people who watch on a Sunday since there's nothing else going on would be out doing other things on a Saturday evening.
 
2012-01-28 11:40:06 AM
Is that just in the US? If so, I fail to see how that is possible, given that the game is on Sunday.
 
2012-01-28 11:51:34 AM
The joke around these parts is that when MotoGP comes to town the liquor stores sell out of beer, when the golf tournies come they sell out of wine, when the christian music fest happens they sell out of condoms.
 
2012-01-28 11:54:05 AM
crotchgrabber: when the golf tournies come they sell out of wine

You're doing it wrong

/Phoenix open FTW
 
2012-01-28 11:54:45 AM
That sounds like a challenge.
 
2012-01-28 12:04:32 PM
1.2 billion bottles of beer on the wall, 1.2 billion bottles of beer...
 
2012-01-28 12:10:09 PM
But enough about Drew, how about the rest of the country?
 
2012-01-28 12:10:44 PM
Please. That much beer was consumed on Monday by Niner fans alone.
 
2012-01-28 12:21:26 PM
Does this include home brew? My Super Bowl Stout was kegged this morning. NHL All-Star Maple Porter turned out very nicely!
 
2012-01-28 12:28:17 PM
notmtwain: It's far from the king of beer days. Super Bowl Sunday only ranked 8th in annual beer consumption.

Conman: I'm throwing the bullshiat flag.

babysealclubber: Is that just in the US? If so, I fail to see how that is possible, given that the game is on Sunday.

It's beer SALES, not consumption.

www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-01-28 12:31:15 PM
Robert1966: iron_city_ap: Amateurs. I call 50 million cases 'breakfast on Tuesday'

Am I the only one amused that Easter ranks higher. Sorry you died Jebus. I'm gonna get wasted...

Isn't it more like, "Welcome back, Jesus. Let's get wasted?"


You just gave me a hilarious idea for an easter photoshop pic.... At first I was like...but then I was like...
 
2012-01-28 12:31:17 PM
We're actually not going to have any beer at our Super Bowl party

There will be a bowl full of vodka-soaked gummy bears, and a Lombardi Trophy made out of jello shots, but no beer.
 
2012-01-28 12:33:42 PM
spidermann: Moose Drool.

I just brewed a clone of this for my neighbor. Living way out on the east coast I only had one sample bottle to go by. Nice easy-drinking stuff.
 
2012-01-28 12:35:38 PM
Looks like nobody said it yet...

I bet its shiatty beer.
 
2012-01-28 12:39:50 PM
i37.photobucket.com


"Hey Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left. Yeah yeah, Oh Barney's right. Yeah, lets get some more beer.. yeah.. hey, what about some beer, yeah Barney's right..."
 
2012-01-28 12:45:18 PM
UNC_Samurai: We're actually not going to have any beer at our Super Bowl party

There will be a bowl full of vodka-soaked gummy bears, and a Lombardi Trophy made out of jello shots, but no beer.


i compliment your ingenuity, but the gummy-bear thing might get old quickly. sugar and vodka sounds like a great combo, but it generally gets people sick.

how about boxes of wine in small backpacks with a small tube attached. or have a long island iced tea party where everyone has to talk in 'lonnnng-guyland' or 'joisey' accents. wait, thats the worst idea ive ever had. people will die.

the lombardi trophy sounds like a great idea, but how are you keeping the football stable? toothpicks? that might be problematic if one finishes their wine backpack and wants to switch to jello and forgets there are toothpicks.
 
2012-01-28 01:03:10 PM
craigzy: sugar and vodka sounds like a great combo, but it generally gets people sick.

www.productwiki.com

Ugh, I'm sick just thinking about it.
 
2012-01-28 01:30:04 PM
Yelennavan: notmtwain: It's far from the king of beer days. Super Bowl Sunday only ranked 8th in annual beer consumption.

Conman: I'm throwing the bullshiat flag.

babysealclubber: Is that just in the US? If so, I fail to see how that is possible, given that the game is on Sunday.

It's beer SALES, not consumption.

[www.blogcdn.com image 300x288]



Yeah, big oversight happening here. 50 million cases are going INTO homes, but I bet many of those homes will have 15/24 left by Tuesday...
 
2012-01-28 01:32:23 PM
born_yesterday: "OK, Jesus. That's it. I've tried to hold my tongue, but enough is enough.

The bathtub full of water? That's a hint. Sinks full of water? Hint. 30 cases of Evian? Farking hint.

Every year I shell out for several cases of beer to celebrate your resurrection...I guess the holy spirit can't carry a farking wallet.

So either make with the miracle, or GTFO. Some goddamn snacks would be nice, too."


Jesus was a wine guy. You don't bring beer to a wine party.
 
2012-01-28 02:03:13 PM
insano: That sounds like a challenge.

www.n2wzb.net
 
2012-01-28 02:20:33 PM
Is this counting Drew?
 
2012-01-28 02:44:24 PM
Is this beer bought or beer consumed? I am guessing that people will buy an extra case so they don't run out. Honestly, who would want to have to make a beer run during the Super Bowl?
 
2012-01-28 03:04:48 PM
I worked for an Anheuser-Busch distributorship for a number of years. The Super Bowl might not sell the most beer, it is easily the most work. Try hauling around 300 30packs building football stadiums out of them in every goddamned store you service. Asshole liquor managers, and they're all the most entitled assholes around, have the most ridiculous demands for Super Bowl time. The worst, for me, was when, on Super Bowl Sunday, the manager at one store(a Pavilions) wanted his display moved across the store at 10am. He was my last stop. I left at 2pm. Went home and went to bed and didn't even see the game because of how exhausted I was
 
2012-01-28 03:09:28 PM
jedzz: Please. That much beer was consumed on Monday by Niner fans alone.

But no matter how hard they drink, that ball is still going off that knee.
 
2012-01-28 04:05:38 PM
If the Patriots win, I'll probably drink a few beers during the course of the game. If the Patriots lose, I'll drink a few beers during the course of the game, and then most of a fifth of Scotch afterwards.
 
2012-01-28 04:15:52 PM
But what about everybody else's house, not just mine?
 
2012-01-28 05:10:02 PM
not2bright: insano: That sounds like a challenge.

[www.n2wzb.net image 400x300]


Came in looking for this. Leaving satisfied.

\though a bit thirsty...
 
2012-01-28 05:38:49 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: I love that 3 of them are those "family gathering" holidays

/go figure


My brother is a former bartender, and he says family gathering holidays were his busiest days at the bar. At about 5 pm on Mother's Day, he could always count on a stream of customers racing into the bar with orders of "Give me anything to drink."
 
2012-01-28 06:32:03 PM
basemetal: Just think how much would be consumed if they would hold the Super Bowl on a Saturday.....LIKE THEY SHOULD!

but.... then I would have no reason to take a personal holiday to observe "Passing of Football"
 
2012-01-28 06:36:49 PM
I'll be drinking mine at the beach instead
 
2012-01-28 06:49:17 PM
UNC_Samurai: We're actually not going to have any beer at our Super Bowl party

There will be a bowl full of vodka-soaked gummy bears, and a Lombardi Trophy made out of jello shots, but no beer.


Re: your Lombardi Trophy - Pics or it didn't happen. :)

(Not sure how to say that in the future tense without losing the effect, but you get my point.)
 
2012-01-28 07:41:51 PM
Energy Fools The Magician: UNC_Samurai: We're actually not going to have any beer at our Super Bowl party

There will be a bowl full of vodka-soaked gummy bears, and a Lombardi Trophy made out of jello shots, but no beer.

Re: your Lombardi Trophy - Pics or it didn't happen. :)

(Not sure how to say that in the future tense without losing the effect, but you get my point.)


Future perfect tense. Will not have
 
2012-01-28 08:41:32 PM
Jonny Chimpo: Is this beer bought or beer consumed? I am guessing that people will buy an extra case so they don't run out. Honestly, who would want to have to make a beer run during the Super Bowl?

It's what halftime is for.

I'm all liquored up for next Sunday. I bring my own since I refuse to drink Miller Lite or Bud or whatever other flavored water most people bring.

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2012-01-28 11:34:45 PM
SPIFFY?

How many fatality will those 50M beer consumers (drunk drivers) will cause?
 
2012-01-28 11:35:02 PM
Henry Holland: img4.realsimple.com

Why is everyone in love with this beer?
 
2012-01-29 05:27:21 AM
lennavan: notmtwain: It's far from the king of beer days. Super Bowl Sunday only ranked 8th in annual beer consumption.

Conman: I'm throwing the bullshiat flag.

babysealclubber: Is that just in the US? If so, I fail to see how that is possible, given that the game is on Sunday.

It's beer SALES, not consumption.

[www.blogcdn.com image 300x288]


Exactly. The leftovers will last months in some cases.
 
2012-01-29 08:36:06 AM
Fifty million cases...and about 100,000 of those will actually be beer - like my current fave:

i115.photobucket.com
 
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