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Answer: 50 MILLION cases of beer. Question: How much beer will be consumed this Super Bowl Sunday
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Conman
2012-01-28 09:06:51 AM
I'm throwing the bullshiat flag. There are 300 million Americans. Toss out those too young to drink, the Mormons, the 12-steppers, and those who just don't care and you're approaching a 12-pack per Super Bowl viewer. I know the Farkers are pulling their weight, but most Americans aren't in that class.
I'll do m part!
Because People in power are Stupid
2012-01-28 09:11:07 AM
I wonder how Samuel Smith makes so much.
strangeguitar
2012-01-28 09:40:31 AM
50 million cases? Seems kinda low to me. I haven't heard anything that fantastical in a million years.
oldernell
2012-01-28 09:43:33 AM
I've got a full refrigerator and an extra 5000 cases in the basement in case I get extra visitors for the game.
markie_farkie
2012-01-28 09:46:57 AM
Now, we know you've told us a hundred million times not to exaggerate. FIFTY MILLION CASES!? Yeah. Really. But get this. The Beer Institute (that must be a cool place to work) guesses that GAME DAY CONSUMPTION will be 325M gallons! At first you might think, yeah? So? What's the big deal? Well if the Beer Institute is right (and we think they might have skipped the "pass" part of puff-puff-pass)...
.... that means that enough beer is being consumed on that ONE DAY that every single man, woman and child in the entire country is drinking about ten beers.
I bet if you totaled all the beer consumed for the week leading up to, and including the Super Bowl, that might be close. By a factor of .25.
basemetal
2012-01-28 09:58:57 AM
Just think how much would be consumed if they would hold the Super Bowl on a Saturday.....LIKE THEY SHOULD!
notmtwain
2012-01-28 10:14:50 AM
It's far from the king of beer days. Super Bowl Sunday only ranked 8th in annual beer consumption.
Here is a look at the
Nielsen super bowl beer numbers
. Turns out they are looking at the sum of case numbers sold for the week before and the week after, which means you'd have to subtract the cases drunk during the other 13 days of that two week period to get real estimates of the amount drunk on that one day. (Tracking the way they do makes sense if you know they track sales in weeks ending on Saturdays-- so they have to include the week before and the week after to get a handle on sales related to that one day.)
So knocking 50% to 75% out of that 50 million case number would bring it to a more realistic approximation of the amount consumed on that one day and presumably help explain why we don't all die of alcohol poisoning on that day.
iron_city_ap
2012-01-28 11:05:39 AM
Amateurs. I call 50 million cases 'breakfast on Tuesday'
Am I the only one amused that Easter ranks higher. Sorry you died Jebus. I'm gonna get wasted...
spidermann
2012-01-28 11:06:46 AM
Moose Drool.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-28 11:13:30 AM
I love that 3 of them are those "family gathering" holidays
/go figure
Robert1966
2012-01-28 11:14:02 AM
iron_city_ap
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Amateurs. I call 50 million cases 'breakfast on Tuesday'
Am I the only one amused that Easter ranks higher. Sorry you died Jebus. I'm gonna get wasted...
Isn't it more like, "Welcome back, Jesus. Let's get wasted?"
born_yesterday
2012-01-28 11:24:20 AM
"OK, Jesus. That's it. I've tried to hold my tongue, but enough is enough.
The bathtub full of water? That's a hint. Sinks full of water? Hint. 30 cases of Evian? Farking hint.
Every year I shell out for several cases of beer to celebrate your resurrection...I guess the holy spirit can't carry a farking wallet.
So either make with the miracle, or GTFO. Some goddamn snacks would be nice, too."
Harv72b
2012-01-28 11:28:48 AM
iron_city_ap
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Am I the only one amused that Easter ranks higher. Sorry you died Jebus. I'm gonna get wasted...
Easter is a Christian holiday. Some of the most fervent Christians I know of are Irish. When taken in that light, it's not very surprising.
9beers
2012-01-28 11:37:47 AM
basemetal
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Just think how much would be consumed if they would hold the Super Bowl on a Saturday.....LIKE THEY SHOULD!
I'd like that too but it will never happen. There's no way that the ratings would be as good on Saturday since some of the people who watch on a Sunday since there's nothing else going on would be out doing other things on a Saturday evening.
babysealclubber
2012-01-28 11:40:06 AM
Is that just in the US? If so, I fail to see how that is possible, given that the game is on Sunday.
crotchgrabber
2012-01-28 11:51:34 AM
The joke around these parts is that when MotoGP comes to town the liquor stores sell out of beer, when the golf tournies come they sell out of wine, when the christian music fest happens they sell out of condoms.
Chupacabra Sandwich
2012-01-28 11:54:05 AM
crotchgrabber
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when the golf tournies come they sell out of wine
You're doing it wrong
/Phoenix open FTW
insano
2012-01-28 11:54:45 AM
That sounds like a challenge.
pion
2012-01-28 12:04:32 PM
1.2 billion bottles of beer on the wall, 1.2 billion bottles of beer...
06Wahoo
2012-01-28 12:10:09 PM
But enough about Drew, how about the rest of the country?
jedzz
2012-01-28 12:10:44 PM
Please. That much beer was consumed on Monday by Niner fans alone.
Anderson's Pooper
2012-01-28 12:21:26 PM
Does this include home brew? My Super Bowl Stout was kegged this morning. NHL All-Star Maple Porter turned out very nicely!
lennavan
2012-01-28 12:28:17 PM
notmtwain
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It's far from the king of beer days. Super Bowl Sunday only ranked 8th in annual beer consumption.
Conman
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I'm throwing the bullshiat flag.
babysealclubber
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Is that just in the US? If so, I fail to see how that is possible, given that the game is on Sunday.
It's beer
SALES
, not consumption.
iron_city_ap
2012-01-28 12:31:15 PM
Robert1966
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iron_city_ap: Amateurs. I call 50 million cases 'breakfast on Tuesday'
Am I the only one amused that Easter ranks higher. Sorry you died Jebus. I'm gonna get wasted...
Isn't it more like, "Welcome back, Jesus. Let's get wasted?"
You just gave me a hilarious idea for an easter photoshop pic.... At first I was like...but then I was like...
UNC_Samurai
2012-01-28 12:31:17 PM
We're actually not going to have any beer at our Super Bowl party
There will be a bowl full of vodka-soaked gummy bears, and a Lombardi Trophy made out of jello shots, but no beer.
WinoRhino
2012-01-28 12:33:42 PM
spidermann
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Moose Drool.
I just brewed a clone of this for my neighbor. Living way out on the east coast I only had one sample bottle to go by. Nice easy-drinking stuff.
mynameisdouglas
2012-01-28 12:35:38 PM
Looks like nobody said it yet...
I bet its shiatty beer.
The_Sponge
2012-01-28 12:39:50 PM
"Hey Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left. Yeah yeah, Oh Barney's right. Yeah, lets get some more beer.. yeah.. hey, what about some beer, yeah Barney's right..."
craigzy
2012-01-28 12:45:18 PM
UNC_Samurai
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We're actually not going to have any beer at our Super Bowl party
There will be a bowl full of vodka-soaked gummy bears, and a Lombardi Trophy made out of jello shots, but no beer.
i compliment your ingenuity, but the gummy-bear thing might get old quickly. sugar and vodka sounds like a great combo, but it generally gets people sick.
how about boxes of wine in small backpacks with a small tube attached. or have a long island iced tea party where everyone has to talk in 'lonnnng-guyland' or 'joisey' accents. wait, thats the worst idea ive ever had. people will die.
the lombardi trophy sounds like a great idea, but how are you keeping the football stable? toothpicks? that might be problematic if one finishes their wine backpack and wants to switch to jello and forgets there are toothpicks.
lennavan
2012-01-28 01:03:10 PM
craigzy
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sugar and vodka sounds like a great combo, but it generally gets people sick.
Ugh, I'm sick just thinking about it.
italie
2012-01-28 01:30:04 PM
Ye
lennavan
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notmtwain: It's far from the king of beer days. Super Bowl Sunday only ranked 8th in annual beer consumption.
Conman: I'm throwing the bullshiat flag.
babysealclubber: Is that just in the US? If so, I fail to see how that is possible, given that the game is on Sunday.
It's beer SALES, not consumption.
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Yeah, big oversight happening here. 50 million cases are going INTO homes, but I bet many of those homes will have 15/24 left by Tuesday...
West_Side_Charlie
2012-01-28 01:32:23 PM
born_yesterday
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"OK, Jesus. That's it. I've tried to hold my tongue, but enough is enough.
The bathtub full of water? That's a hint. Sinks full of water? Hint. 30 cases of Evian? Farking hint.
Every year I shell out for several cases of beer to celebrate your resurrection...I guess the holy spirit can't carry a farking wallet.
So either make with the miracle, or GTFO. Some goddamn snacks would be nice, too."
Jesus was a wine guy. You don't bring beer to a wine party.
not2bright
2012-01-28 02:03:13 PM
insano
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That sounds like a challenge.
Wadded Beef
2012-01-28 02:20:33 PM
Is this counting Drew?
Jonny Chimpo
2012-01-28 02:44:24 PM
Is this beer bought or beer consumed? I am guessing that people will buy an extra case so they don't run out. Honestly, who would want to have to make a beer run during the Super Bowl?
bhcompy
2012-01-28 03:04:48 PM
I worked for an Anheuser-Busch distributorship for a number of years. The Super Bowl might not sell the most beer, it is easily the most work. Try hauling around 300 30packs building football stadiums out of them in every goddamned store you service. Asshole liquor managers, and they're all the most entitled assholes around, have the most ridiculous demands for Super Bowl time. The worst, for me, was when, on Super Bowl Sunday, the manager at one store(a Pavilions) wanted his display moved across the store at 10am. He was my last stop. I left at 2pm. Went home and went to bed and didn't even see the game because of how exhausted I was
dholway
2012-01-28 03:09:28 PM
jedzz
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Please. That much beer was consumed on Monday by Niner fans alone.
But no matter how hard they drink, that ball is still going off that knee.
Palmer Eldritch
2012-01-28 04:05:38 PM
If the Patriots win, I'll probably drink a few beers during the course of the game. If the Patriots lose, I'll drink a few beers during the course of the game, and then most of a fifth of Scotch afterwards.
Kid Mojo
2012-01-28 04:15:52 PM
But what about everybody else's house, not just mine?
FriarReb98
2012-01-28 05:10:02 PM
not2bright
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insano: That sounds like a challenge.
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Came in looking for this. Leaving satisfied.
\though a bit thirsty...
Miss Stein
2012-01-28 05:38:49 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
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I love that 3 of them are those "family gathering" holidays
/go figure
My brother is a former bartender, and he says family gathering holidays were his busiest days at the bar. At about 5 pm on Mother's Day, he could always count on a stream of customers racing into the bar with orders of "Give me
anything
to drink."
mephisto6
2012-01-28 06:32:03 PM
basemetal
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Just think how much would be consumed if they would hold the Super Bowl on a Saturday.....LIKE THEY SHOULD!
but.... then I would have no reason to take a personal holiday to observe "Passing of Football"
SoCalSurfer
2012-01-28 06:36:49 PM
I'll be drinking mine at the beach instead
Energy Fools The Magician
2012-01-28 06:49:17 PM
UNC_Samurai
:
We're actually not going to have any beer at our Super Bowl party
There will be a bowl full of vodka-soaked gummy bears, and a Lombardi Trophy made out of jello shots, but no beer.
Re: your Lombardi Trophy - Pics or it didn't happen. :)
(Not sure how to say that in the future tense without losing the effect, but you get my point.)
Jonny Chimpo
2012-01-28 07:41:51 PM
Energy Fools The Magician
:
UNC_Samurai: We're actually not going to have any beer at our Super Bowl party
There will be a bowl full of vodka-soaked gummy bears, and a Lombardi Trophy made out of jello shots, but no beer.
Re: your Lombardi Trophy - Pics or it didn't happen. :)
(Not sure how to say that in the future tense without losing the effect, but you get my point.)
Future perfect tense. Will not have
Henry Holland
2012-01-28 08:41:32 PM
Jonny Chimpo
: Is this beer bought or beer consumed? I am guessing that people will buy an extra case so they don't run out. Honestly, who would want to have to make a beer run during the Super Bowl?
It's what halftime is for.
I'm all liquored up for next Sunday. I bring my own since I refuse to drink Miller Lite or Bud or whatever other flavored water most people bring.
mayIFark
2012-01-28 11:34:45 PM
SPIFFY?
How many fatality will those 50M beer consumers (drunk drivers) will cause?
merkey88
2012-01-28 11:35:02 PM
Henry Holland
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Why is everyone in love with this beer?
HaywoodJablonski
2012-01-29 05:27:21 AM
lennavan
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notmtwain: It's far from the king of beer days. Super Bowl Sunday only ranked 8th in annual beer consumption.
Conman: I'm throwing the bullshiat flag.
babysealclubber: Is that just in the US? If so, I fail to see how that is possible, given that the game is on Sunday.
It's beer SALES, not consumption.
[www.blogcdn.com image 300x288]
Exactly. The leftovers will last months in some cases.
zeppo
2012-01-29 08:36:06 AM
Fifty million cases...and about 100,000 of those will actually be beer - like my current fave:
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