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The 10 best director's cuts. List is incomplete until Garry Marshall's four hour redux of New Year's Eve is released
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PizzaJedi81
2012-01-28 08:30:20 AM
Blade Runner? Check. Pretentious foreign film that you've never heard of? Double check. Phrase in anotyher language to show how smart the author is? Check and done!
What twaffle.
PainInTheASP
2012-01-28 08:48:56 AM
Kingdom of Heaven should be on that list....
DamnYankees
2012-01-28 10:08:29 AM
If number one isn't Kingdom of Heaven, the list is meaningless.
skoobx
2012-01-28 11:33:25 AM
DamnYankees
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If number one isn't Kingdom of Heaven, the list is meaningless.
Yeah, no kidding. I hated the theatrical release. The directors cut is fantastic though.
9beers
2012-01-28 11:35:03 AM
I need to see the directors cut of Almost Famous.
DarkCat
2012-01-28 11:36:46 AM
Star Trek The Motion Picture is far better in it's director's cut.
mlkmandan
2012-01-28 11:37:11 AM
List lacks Ash....and Scottsmen from outer space
thejourneyto30
2012-01-28 11:42:19 AM
Not gonna lie, I'd be curious to get my hands on and watch the director's cut of Almost Famous.
Mugato
2012-01-28 11:44:03 AM
Did they actually explain what happened to Sauroman in the LOTR director's cut? I can't imagine there are actually longer versions of those movies.
And yes, the Blade Runner version without the voiceover and the happy ending with b-roll footage from The Shining was better, even though it suggested that Deckard was a replicant, which is stupid.
wiseolddude
2012-01-28 11:52:25 AM
9beers
The directors cut is good for Almost Famous. There is more scenes when he was young.
Mordo The Black
2012-01-28 11:59:11 AM
List totally fails with "The Abyss." That film is completely different in the director's cut.
Tyrone Slothrop
2012-01-28 12:00:03 PM
List utterly fails without Brazil. It's practically what started the whole director's cut phenomenon.
/Also, the DC of The Return of the King was better than TT, because it included Sauruman's death.
Mordo The Black
2012-01-28 12:00:03 PM
Make that "WITHOUT 'The Abyss.'" Stupid not checking what I type...
PsyLord
2012-01-28 12:03:10 PM
Came for Aliens, glad it was on the list. Loved the scene with the automatic sentry guns.
runcible spork
2012-01-28 12:06:31 PM
Tyrone Slothrop
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List utterly fails without Brazil.
This/that.
epyonyx
2012-01-28 12:17:38 PM
Mugato
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Did they actually explain what happened to Sauroman in the LOTR director's cut? I can't imagine there are actually longer versions of those movies.
And yes, the Blade Runner version without the voiceover and the happy ending with b-roll footage from The Shining was better, even though it suggested that Deckard was a replicant, which is stupid.
In ROTK, the very beginning they took out what I believe what should have been a scene left in that ties up nicely. See the
Link
.
elvindeath
2012-01-28 12:20:41 PM
Another vote for Kingdom of Heaven. The Director's Cut is just a totally different movie - and much, much better. A true experience.
stagirite
2012-01-28 12:24:14 PM
All 3 LOTR films are vastly improved with the expanded versions. PJ deliberately shot more than he knew would be acceptable for in-theater, but it was material that needed to be in there. What TFA says about the Two Towers is right, but similar improvements in all 3.
Blade Runner: wrong. The endless BS revisions actually diminish the original. One charm of the original is the question of how we can understand personal identity, and what memory is. But the idea that Deckard actually _is_ a replicant is incoherent, and the more Scott messes with the film to push that interpretation, the worse it gets. Why are there Blade Runners at all? Because they don't want replicants on Earth. So Blade Runners _being_ replicants is sort of self-defeating. Plus, Deckard feels pain, and gets his ass handed to him, so no.
Also: List fails without director's cut of Watchmen.
pstawicki
2012-01-28 12:25:26 PM
Never even heard of Until the End of the World - MUST find a copy and looks like I need the 280 minute directors cut version. Anyone have a clue where I can find one?
movieman_1979
2012-01-28 12:31:17 PM
Absolute list FAIL without
Leader O'Cola
2012-01-28 12:32:02 PM
Alien
Aliens
Alien 3
Amadeus
Apocalypse Now :Redux
Blade Runner
Brazil
BrotherHood of the Wolf
Gladiator
Hellboy
Leon
Once Upon a Time in America
StarGate
T2
Tombstone
pretty much anything from the Criterion Collection that has one
Precision Boobery
2012-01-28 12:32:47 PM
Pretty much any James Cameron movie. farking idiot studio execs who take out scenes that are essential to the narrative in order to make the film a 'palatable length'. After all the money his movies have made, you still don't trust him? They think people can sit still for 2 hrs 40 mins but not 2 hrs 52 mins? Those who make decisions like these should be cockpunched for the duration of the deleted scenes.
The_Sponge
2012-01-28 12:32:49 PM
Also:
Watchmen
/The full battle scene in Vietnam should have been shown in theaters.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-28 12:35:36 PM
Precision Boobery
:
Pretty much any James Cameron movie. farking idiot studio execs who take out scenes that are essential to the narrative in order to make the film a 'palatable length'. After all the money his movies have made, you still don't trust him? They think people can sit still for 2 hrs 40 mins but not 2 hrs 52 mins? Those who make decisions like these should be cockpunched for the duration of the deleted scenes.
But how do you REALLY feel?
rickycal78
2012-01-28 12:37:16 PM
Leader O'Cola
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Apocalypse Now :Redux
Sorry, but that movie was plodding around slowly to begin with. I thought Redux actually made it worse.
Precision Boobery
2012-01-28 12:37:55 PM
PizzaJedi81
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Precision Boobery: Pretty much any James Cameron movie. farking idiot studio execs who take out scenes that are essential to the narrative in order to make the film a 'palatable length'. After all the money his movies have made, you still don't trust him? They think people can sit still for 2 hrs 40 mins but not 2 hrs 52 mins? Those who make decisions like these should be cockpunched for the duration of the deleted scenes.
But how do you REALLY feel?
Kind of hungover.
LeroyBourne
2012-01-28 12:39:56 PM
Re-animator and Big Troubs in Little China are notable director cuts.
Leader O'Cola
2012-01-28 12:40:27 PM
movieman_1979
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Absolute list FAIL without
[i104.photobucket.com image 300x300]
this is one of my 10 favorite movies of all time, and I love how much better it is, I think any movie fan should own it, but I would really hesitate to call it a director's cut.
Mugato
2012-01-28 12:41:30 PM
epyonyx
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In ROTK, the very beginning they took out what I believe what should have been a scene left in that ties up nicely. See the Link.
Wow, now I know why they cut it. Still, that scene was an important plot point that should have been in the theatrical cut, even though it was weird and kind of lame.
stagirite
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Blade Runner: wrong. The endless BS revisions actually diminish the original. One charm of the original is the question of how we can understand personal identity, and what memory is. But the idea that Deckard actually _is_ a replicant is incoherent, and the more Scott messes with the film to push that interpretation, the worse it gets. Why are there Blade Runners at all? Because they don't want replicants on Earth. So Blade Runners _being_ replicants is sort of self-defeating
I agree that Deckard not being a replicant works better in almost every way. To me the whole point was that in the end, Roy was "more human than human" in that he spared Deckard's life while Deckard was more of a machine in that he was an emotionless killer. But I still prefer the version without the Sam Spade narration and the happy ending.
Apos
2012-01-28 12:43:10 PM
The_Sponge
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Also:
Watchmen
/The full battle scene in Vietnam should have been shown in theaters.
That movie was a bloated,slo-mo debacle. Does the DR version redeem it?
farkeruk
2012-01-28 12:43:25 PM
I'd have the restored versions of Spartacus and Lawrence of Arabia.
The restored version of Spartacus includes the oysters/snails scene with Crassus and Antoninus, which explains precisely why Antoninus is getting the hell out of Crassus' place.
And yeah, The Abyss.
indarwinsshadow
2012-01-28 12:45:27 PM
PizzaJedi81
:
Precision Boobery: Pretty much any James Cameron movie. farking idiot studio execs who take out scenes that are essential to the narrative in order to make the film a 'palatable length'. After all the money his movies have made, you still don't trust him? They think people can sit still for 2 hrs 40 mins but not 2 hrs 52 mins? Those who make decisions like these should be cockpunched for the duration of the deleted scenes.
But how do you REALLY feel?
Uncaffeinated apparently.
stagirite
2012-01-28 12:45:28 PM
Mugato
:
I agree that Deckard not being a replicant works better in almost every way. To me the whole point was that in the end, Roy was "more human than human" in that he spared Deckard's life while Deckard was more of a machine in that he was an emotionless killer. But I still prefer the version without the Sam Spade narration and the happy ending.
I agree with you about the final scene with Roy. I actually liked the voice-over. Since the whole feel of the film is neo-noir, having a noir voiceover works for me.
The_Sponge
2012-01-28 12:45:47 PM
Apos
:
The_Sponge: Also:
Watchmen
/The full battle scene in Vietnam should have been shown in theaters.
That movie was a bloated,slo-mo debacle. Does the DR version redeem it?
I think so. Then again, I liked it the first time I saw it in theaters, and I realize a lot of people didn't like it at all, so meh.
sonnyboy11
2012-01-28 12:47:28 PM
I can't watch the theatrical release of the Abyss. What the studio did to it is a travesty.
I can't watch the theatrical cuts of the LotR's movies either. Not because they're not well done. But because once you've seen the director's cuts, there's simply no going back.
Bhruic
2012-01-28 12:47:54 PM
PsyLord
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Came for Aliens, glad it was on the list. Loved the scene with the automatic sentry guns.
I knew I'd seen that in the movie! I was watching it a friend's place recently (the original version), and I got confused when they didn't have the sentry guns. I started wondering if I'd juxtaposed them from another movie. Glad to know I was remembering correctly.
Old enough to know better
2012-01-28 12:47:57 PM
Star Trek:TMP
and
Hellboy
have already been covered. So I'll just add
Troy
to the list.
Mugato
2012-01-28 12:48:02 PM
Yeah, the theatrical cut of The Abyss really didn't have a point. The director's cut showed it to be a ripoff of The Day the Earth Stood Still but at least it had a point. Thankfully, James Cameron never ripped off any other movies since then.
tomWright
2012-01-28 12:53:34 PM
Fails without Branagh's Hamlet
The_Sponge
2012-01-28 12:58:57 PM
Honorable mention:
Kingpin
Because there is a scene that explains why Ishmael is working at a strip club,
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2012-01-28 01:00:54 PM
List fails without the 4-hour, plodding, but beautifully shot restored version of Big Momma's House 2
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2012-01-28 01:06:24 PM
Mugato
:
Thankfully, James Cameron never ripped off any other movies since then.
FeedTheCollapse
2012-01-28 01:10:09 PM
stagirite
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All 3 LOTR films are vastly improved with the expanded versions.
pretty much this. I like the theatrical version, but the Two Towers theatrical versions felt very off until I watched the extended version.
Also, the extended version of Aliens just felt redundant. Yeah, it's kind of cool to see Newt's parents gets the facehuggers, but it also pretty much tells you that Burke is scum a good 90 minutes before it is otherwise revealed later on. There's a reason why movies have deleted scenes even if the scenes themselves aren't bad on their own. The recut of Alien is much more interesting.
BalugaJoe
2012-01-28 01:10:46 PM
Ice Pirates Directors Cut.
FeedTheCollapse
2012-01-28 01:12:42 PM
list fails for not including Apes-a-Poppin' (Airline Version)
tomWright
2012-01-28 01:21:08 PM
red5ish
2012-01-28 01:31:34 PM
The horror, the horror!
skepticultist
2012-01-28 01:41:55 PM
List should include the Ben Affleck
Daredevil
. The theater release was absolute crap, while the director's cut is one of the best superhero movies I've ever seen. Just a phenomenal lesson in the power of editing and studio interference. They are literally two different movies.
Mulchpuppy
2012-01-28 01:41:59 PM
BalugaJoe
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Ice Pirates Directors Cut.
Bastard, I wasted four seconds looking for that.
gunga galunga
2012-01-28 01:46:26 PM
No The Professional/Leon? Auto list fail.
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