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stoli n coke: You libtards laugh now, but you'll be singing a different tune when next year's Oscars are swept by The Undefeated 2: Undefeatedier

I Laughed OL'd.

Hetfield: Diagonal: Someone else had to have written that.

My bet is on Trig.

No way. If it was written by Trig, it would be logically coherent, concise, and not dripping with herp and derp.

Hetfield: Diagonal: Someone else had to have written that.

My bet is on Trig.

can we leave him out of this please?

dumbobruni: Hetfield: Diagonal: Someone else had to have written that.

My bet is on Trig.

can we leave him out of this please?

Seriously. Let's focus on one retard at a time, please.

dumbobruni: Hetfield: Diagonal: Someone else had to have written that.

My bet is on Trig.

can we leave him out of this please?

If I felt like leaving him out, I would have left him out.

Emposter: GOP Candidates: HERP DERP BIGOTRY LIES ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS 28 HURRRRRRRRRRRR
Media: GOP candidates said...
GOP Candidates: Hey, wait, you can't do that! That's not fair! You're making us look bad.
Media: No, YOU'RE making you look bad, we're just telling people what you said.
GOP Candidates: SPIN SPIN ZOMG Liberal media is attacking us, they're lying about what we said and distorting the truth!
Media: These are your own statements...
GOP Candidates: LIBRUL MEDIA LIBRUL MEDIA COMUNISMS MEDIA MEDIA LIBRUL COMUNISMS MEDIA LIBRUL CONSPIRACY SOROS LIBRUL
GOP Voter Base: OK, yeah, I buy that, clearly holding people accountable for their own statements is a librul media conspiracy.
Everyone else: god dammit

I am reminded of that video clip of Newt Gingrich saying, "If anyone quotes me directly, they're lying."

If I wanted to know what a former Governor of Alaska thought I'd call up Jefferson C. Davis.

Hey, when Palin tells the Tea Party to take arms against the GOP you better take is serious. Just ask Gabrielle Giffords

stoli n coke: Byno: stoli n coke: Byno: stoli n coke: Hell hath no fury like a semi-literate social networking grandmother of 2 1.

FTFtrolling

What happened? Did her brake-line cutting criminal son abort his kid after knocking that girl up?

Well, there is the whole conspiracy that Trig is actually Bristol's kid....

Please. Sarah's the only person with the wisdom and foresight to name a retarded kid after an advanced level math course nobody in her family is capable of passing.

FTFY.

I know Trigonometry seems hard to the typical conservative, but it's hardly an advanced math course.

Who the fark is Alinsky? I feel like I need a t-shirt that asks this question.

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The colors are a nice touch.

PanicMan: As Rush Limbaugh pointed out, Newt was among a handful of Republican Congressman who would regularly take to the House floor to defend Reagan at a time when conservatives didn't have Fox News or talk radio or conservative blogs to give any balance to the liberal mainstream media.

Oh I loooooooooove this line. By equating FOX News to talk radio and conservative blogs she is essentially admitting they are a derp distribution enterprise rather than a legitimate news network.

pion: I know Trigonometry seems hard to the typical conservative, but it's hardly an advanced math course.

And not even college Trig. You're talking about the kiddie Trig they teach in middle school where they didn't really assume you remember what a triangle is.

Bhasayate: Go Obama! Stick it to Palin! YARRRGGH!!!
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Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Who the fark is Alinsky? I feel like I need a t-shirt that asks this question.

He helped poor people and so is the natural enemy of the GOP. Newt brought him up a little while ago because Alinsky and Obama were both community organizers in Chicago. Now everybody on the right just knows that Alinsky was a dangerous radical whose ideas are the basis of Fartbongoing.

theorellior: vote for the Republican-Lite in the White House

I mean I agree with you but you gotta admit, it's pretty funny to call Obama a Republican-Lite. First because he's a Democrat. Second because he's significantly to the left of the current derptard Republican base. And third because if you were to time travel to 10 years ago and list off everything Obama actually did, people would have praised him as the greatest Republican president ever.

So depending on your context, he's either the most socialist communist maoist usurper to ever hold office, or he's the greatest Republican to ever hold office.

odinsposse: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Who the fark is Alinsky? I feel like I need a t-shirt that asks this question.

He helped poor people and so is the natural enemy of the GOP. Newt brought him up a little while ago because Alinsky and Obama were both community organizers in Chicago. Now everybody on the right just knows that Alinsky was a dangerous radical whose ideas are the basis of Fartbongoing.

Which is yet another of the right's impressive feats of mental gymnastics...

"(Alinsky's) success has been praised by Democrats and Republicans alike. He was grudgingly admired by conservative hero William F. Buckley Jr., who called him "very close to being an organizational genius." Former House Majority Leader Dick Armey, a Republican, gives copies of Mr. Alinsky's book "Rules for Radicals" to tea-party leaders." Link (new window)

stoli n coke: SuburbanCowboy: I stopped reading at "grassroots Tea Party movement "

Come on. The Tea Party is grassroots. Sure, they happened to become concerned about the economy around January of 2009. And sure, they were backed by 2 Republican billionaires and a former Republican congressman turned lobbyist and a cable network that regularly espouses Republican talking points, but those are all coincidences. You'll never meet a more independent group of free-thinkers than the Tea Party. They'll tell you so themselves.

In unison.

theorellior: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Who the fark is Alinsky? I feel like I need a t-shirt that asks this question.

He's like an anti-John Galt who will take this country down through commie fascist Sharia tactics and then retreat to his arugula-smoking elistist libtard paradise in Colorado to watch America burn.

Colorado legalized smoking arugula smoking too? Don't they care that it's a gateway green? Where do we draw the line? Mainlining kale? Freebasing dandelion greens?! Pounding gallons of wheatgrass juice enemas?! Think of the children.

Jesus Christ. These people really are trying to be the Nazi party all over. Goebbels couldn't have whined any better himself.

theorellior: lennavan: I mean I agree with you but you gotta admit, it's pretty funny to call Obama a Republican-Lite.

Yeah, funny boo-hoo not funny ha-ha.

There are some seriously unhinged people in this country.

Well, as you know, to the rest of the world, Obama is Rebuplican light. calling him a leftist is absurd and calling him a Marxist is sign of mental deficiency. He is about as left wing as our PM Harper.

LouDobbsAwaaaay: The GOP doesn't know what words mean, and they don't care. They use "leftist", "Marxist", "socialist", and "fascist" interchangeably, often within the same sentence.

I had this dream the other night that I ran for Mayor and after elected was a complete right wing nutjob. I then did the same as Senator and ultimately ended up as a famous pundit for Fox News. I ran for POTUS as the Tea Party hero, here to save the country from socialism. Once elected in my first televised speech I railed hard on issues just tossing around the buzzwords socialism, communism, marxism, maoism, big government yadda yadda. The crowd of rich old white people got all riled up cheering me on. Then I delivered my platform - the complete destruction of socialism. I was sick and tired of socialism propping up lazy people. We all knew of the lazy poor people but I was talking about a different group of lazy slackers who suckle off the government teet because they have no job - old people. I therefore was going to get rid of Medicare and Social Security entirely and would veto everything on my desk until they were destroyed.

The fallout was enormous, people saw the Republican party for what it actually was and for decades after my only term as POTUS, Democrats controlled the three branches of government. It wasn't until I was on my death bed that I released my book "LOL, I troll U GOP" where I explained that I wanted to push a liberal agenda and realized I could make a significantly higher impact on politics as a troll than as an honest candidate.

I kinda wanna do it too.

red5ish: She ran to become America's spare tire and lost. How is what she has to say about anything of importance or interest to anybody?

You're new here, I can tell.

The best thing about that post is that anyone is allowed to comment. Please, fellow Farkers, speak up! Let Sarah know what you think.

lennavan: LouDobbsAwaaaay: The GOP doesn't know what words mean, and they don't care. They use "leftist", "Marxist", "socialist", and "fascist" interchangeably, often within the same sentence.

I had this dream the other night that I ran for Mayor and after elected was a complete right wing nutjob. I then did the same as Senator and ultimately ended up as a famous pundit for Fox News. I ran for POTUS as the Tea Party hero, here to save the country from socialism. Once elected in my first televised speech I railed hard on issues just tossing around the buzzwords socialism, communism, marxism, maoism, big government yadda yadda. The crowd of rich old white people got all riled up cheering me on. Then I delivered my platform - the complete destruction of socialism. I was sick and tired of socialism propping up lazy people. We all knew of the lazy poor people but I was talking about a different group of lazy slackers who suckle off the government teet because they have no job - old people. I therefore was going to get rid of Medicare and Social Security entirely and would veto everything on my desk until they were destroyed.

The fallout was enormous, people saw the Republican party for what it actually was and for decades after my only term as POTUS, Democrats controlled the three branches of government. It wasn't until I was on my death bed that I released my book "LOL, I troll U GOP" where I explained that I wanted to push a liberal agenda and realized I could make a significantly higher impact on politics as a troll than as an honest candidate.

I kinda wanna do it too.

As long as you also vowed to completely abolish abortion, birth control, and gay marriage while promising to torture and nuke every last one of our enemies, I would totally vote for you.

I love how in that little screed of hers, she said that the media has gone after Newt with both a microscope AND an endoscope. I'll give her microscope, but does she even know what an endoscope is?

"freer markets and tougher national defense would win our future"

Unchecked Corruption and Massive Debt.

Good call.

Wasteland: PanicMan:

"I have given numerous interviews wherein I espoused the benefits of thorough vetting during aggressive contested primary elections[...]"

Words fail me.

It's just a treasure trove of buzz words and spin. Some of the comments are pretty fantastically bad too.

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Ronald Reagan and Barry Goldwater, the fathers of the modern conservative movement, would be ashamed of us in this primary

Sweetie, if Zombie Barry Goldwater met you, he'd slap you until your ears bled.

I'd like to know what's so wrong with gays adopting children if the modern conservative movement has two fathers.

Goldwater wouldn't have objected to it either. He'd have puked on the current GOP.

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Who the fark is Alinsky? I feel like I need a t-shirt that asks this question.

Christian Science Monitor has a good article online today - Who is Saul Alinsky, and why is Newt Gingrich so obsessed with him? (new window)

Interestingly, it isn't Obama who shows signs of having been influenced by Alinsky: "FreedomWorks, the tea party group headed by former Republican House Leader Dick Armey, gives copies of 'Rules for Radicals' to its leaders. 'His tactics when it comes to grass-roots organizing are incredibly effective,' FreedomWorks spokesman Adam Brandon told the Wall Street Journal. Tea Partyers aggressively confronting lawmakers at town hall meetings is straight from Alinsky's playbook.

"Conservative icon William F. Buckley Jr. called the Chicago radical 'very close to being an organizational genius.'

"As a former history professor, Gingrich not only understands Alinsky's motif, he's made it a key part of his campaign."

I love how it's written in the first person as if she sat down and wrote a seven paragraph article complete with coherent sentences. Go away, Sarah.

Arkanaut: Where's the Mountain Dew?

In the fridge. Duh!

"Gulstab ...."