Well, that explains a lot.

Smell the glove Fran. Smell it!

Back in the day, I woulda implanted my microchip in her.

Me thinks the Huff Post just got trolled by Fran Drescher

GibbyTheMole: [static.dramastyle.com image 432x550]

Back in the day, I woulda implanted my microchip in her.

I'd do it now. Frankly, I like her better this shape:

sinanju: GibbyTheMole: [static.dramastyle.com image 432x550]

Back in the day, I woulda implanted my microchip in her.

I'd do it now. Frankly, I like her better this shape:

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huminahuminahumina

FTA:: "You know, it's funny because Peter (Fran's ex-husband) and I both saw [aliens] before we knew each other, doing the same thing, driving on the road with our dads," Fran tells me, in all seriousness.

So they both saw aliens driving on the road with their dads? That really is a bizarre coincidence.

As long as she doesn't laugh while I'm hitting it...

Hyaaaeeeeeahhh! Hyaaaeeeeehhh!

We'd get along just fine up until the moment she started talking. Then I'd have to punch her.

spidermann: Michael Richards goes racist.

Victoria Jackson goes right wing cuckoo.

Fran Drescher is now all "aliens did shiat to me".


How is it that "Weird" Al is the only sane member of the UHF cast?


HEY! Don't count out Anthony Geary!!!

I'm guessing that rape messed her up more that we'll ever know...

I'd anally probe it.

You are now hearing Fran Drescher laugh

Where's the Obvious tag?

spidermann: Michael Richards goes racist.

Victoria Jackson goes right wing cuckoo.

Fran Drescher is now all "aliens did shiat to me".


How is it that "Weird" Al is the only sane member of the UHF cast?

Ask him:

I wish the aliens would have implanted a microchip to give her a different voice.

oryx: I wish the aliens would have implanted a microchip to give her a different voice.

she doesn't always talk like her nanny character

But ex-husband Peter Marc Jacobson wasn't so convinced of the couple's extraterrestrial pasts. He says Fran got the small scar on her hand from a a drill bit or burning herself holding a hot cup of water. But Fran says, no way.

"I said to him, that's what the aliens programmed us to think," Fran explains. "But really, that's where the chip is."

Oooooookkkkaaaaaaaayyyyy...

Not sure if I am buying the "aliens implanted a husband-finding microchip" in her. However, I wouldn't doubt for a minute that aliens might have swapped out her voice box.

spidermann: firesign:

Ask him:

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I'd love to but he's dead.

Yeah, I realized that right after I posted.
Still, I suppose that puts him in a better mental state than the others...

With her accent? Aliens aren't THAT desperate.

I always hoped her obnoxious voice was just part of her gimmick like Gilbert Gotfried and Bobcat Golthwait. She really truly sounds like that?

sinanju: GibbyTheMole: [static.dramastyle.com image 432x550]

Back in the day, I woulda implanted my microchip in her.

I'd do it now. Frankly, I like her better this shape:

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You'd hit it, or you're a liar.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: sinanju: GibbyTheMole: [static.dramastyle.com image 432x550]

Back in the day, I woulda implanted my microchip in her.

I'd do it now. Frankly, I like her better this shape:

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You'd hit it, or you're a liar.

I cannot tell a lie: yes, yes I would. As long as she doesn't talk.

Get them talking about you, and the better your story can produce gossip, the more people will talk about you, because gossip spreads like wild fire. There is no good or bad attention, only being relevant and if no one is talking about you, you're not relevant

/but in her case, I really just think she's crazy
/like the fist of an angry god, as long as she doesn't say a word

ParagonComplex: I always hoped her obnoxious voice was just part of her gimmick like Gilbert Gotfried and Bobcat Golthwait. She really truly sounds like that?

Hell, my aunt and cousins from Queens all sound like that.

/family reunions are PAINFUL
//has a Texas drawl, so I'm the one "who tawks funny"

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Would still penis her repeatedly.

This.

Oh, who am I kidding? I'd pop quicker than Newbomb if I got near her.

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I met her in a store about 10 years ago.
She was *incredibly* hot, even with "the voice".
Would still penis her repeatedly.

The voice makes it even better. Not quite as hot as Janice on Friends, but close. Likes me some JAPpy goodness.

I wonder if she's as good in bed as she is on the dance floor.

To the Piemobile.

Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy: spidermann: Michael Richards goes racist.

Victoria Jackson goes right wing cuckoo.

Fran Drescher is now all "aliens did shiat to me".


How is it that "Weird" Al is the only sane member of the UHF cast?


HEY! Don't count out Anthony Geary!!!

...you haven't watched General Hospital recently, have you?

she's yummy. every one of you (who's gotten laid, that is) has done worse.

Ball Gag

FunkOut: spidermann: Michael Richards goes racist.

Victoria Jackson goes right wing cuckoo.

Fran Drescher is now all "aliens did shiat to me".


How is it that "Weird" Al is the only sane member of the UHF cast?

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And he only pretends to be weird...

DUN DUN DUN!

Tortured soul.

/Would let her talk, with her mouth full!