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Tired of the Boogie Nights, Burt Reynolds slashes price of his Florida home 45% in desperate attempt to avoid Deliverance of foreclosure. It's still twice the market price, though, so he'd have to make out like a bandit
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Ooba Tooba
2012-01-28 03:14:58 AM
Gators?
Teknowaffle
2012-01-28 08:23:53 AM
This market is enough to make anyone squeal like a pig.
elvisaintdead
2012-01-28 08:43:56 AM
What's the acreage? 'Cause it'd be pretty cool if he had
*puts on sunglasses*
The Longest Yard
/eastbound and down. the gawddam germans got nothin' to do with it.
Grables'Daughter
2012-01-28 08:47:16 AM
Help me out here.
TFA says that the market value is 2.4 million.
Yet he's asking 4 million, marked down from 9.
Am I missing something?
FlashHarry
2012-01-28 09:25:33 AM
Grables'Daughter
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Help me out here.
TFA says that the market value is 2.4 million.
Yet he's asking 4 million, marked down from 9.
Am I missing something?
uh, yeah, that the house belongs to BURT FREAKING REYNOLDS!
Grables'Daughter
2012-01-28 09:34:06 AM
FlashHarry
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Grables'Daughter: Help me out here.
TFA says that the market value is 2.4 million.
Yet he's asking 4 million, marked down from 9.
Am I missing something?
[coreydemoss.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]
uh, yeah, that the house belongs to BURT FREAKING REYNOLDS!
Sure, but at 2.4 million dollars, does that really add to the price of the house?
I'm sure that many of those estates are owned by celebrities.
StoPPeRmobile
2012-01-28 09:35:26 AM
Grables'Daughter
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Help me out here.
TFA says that the market value is 2.4 million.
Yet he's asking 4 million, marked down from 9.
Am I missing something?
The house must be made by Apple.
tomWright
2012-01-28 09:53:50 AM
StoPPeRmobile
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Grables'Daughter: Help me out here.
TFA says that the market value is 2.4 million.
Yet he's asking 4 million, marked down from 9.
Am I missing something?
The house must be made by Apple.
No, but it is Certified Organic, Free Range, Cruelty Free, with a Green Technology housing unit. And at a Fair Trade price as well.
BalugaJoe
2012-01-28 10:08:41 AM
House comes with a Subway sandwich.
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-28 10:25:33 AM
Well, unless the house comes with Bernadette Peters, big hair and all, I'm not interested.
farbekrieg
2012-01-28 10:56:03 AM
Lt. Cheese Weasel
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Well, unless the house comes with Bernadette Peters, big hair and all, I'm not interested.
her head looks like a popcorn kernel mid bang
fatalvenom
2012-01-28 11:07:13 AM
I live right down the street from his house, it's a pretty impressive spread of land.
It's the long driveway on the top with the brown roofed houses
(new window)
The funny thing is if you look across the intracostal at the house with the golf course, that's Tiger's house.
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For just a few more million than market value, you can sit on your balcony and watch Tiger's huge slut orgy parties with a telescope.
Eddie Adams from Torrance
2012-01-28 11:14:58 AM
Grables'Daughter
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Help me out here.
TFA says that the market value is 2.4 million.
Yet he's asking 4 million, marked down from 9.
Am I missing something?
That's not an MP, that's a YP
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-28 11:27:12 AM
It comes with a beautiful wooden shark he's machine lathed and mounted on the wall.
Grables'Daughter
2012-01-28 11:57:47 AM
Eddie Adams from Torrance
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Grables'Daughter: Help me out here.
TFA says that the market value is 2.4 million.
Yet he's asking 4 million, marked down from 9.
Am I missing something?
That's not an MP, that's a YP
Look, the tapes themselves... You own those... But that magic... That heart and soul, that's ours!
JasonOfOrillia
2012-01-28 01:02:40 PM
If it had a poorly maintained fireplace it might be a bit smokey. Of course if you don't mind the smell you could make out like a bandit.
ReapTheChaos
2012-01-28 01:16:18 PM
I never quite understand why these Hollywood types cant seem to handle their money.
"The waterfront five-bedroom home of actor Burt Reynolds... on which foreclosure proceedings began in August...
Reynolds, the Emmy Award-winning actor who graduated from Palm Beach High School in 1954, bought the home in 1980 for $700,000, according to Martin County records."
You mean to tell me, in 30 years with all the money he's made, he couldn't scratch together enough to pay off that mortgage?
Apos
2012-01-28 01:35:18 PM
But it might not be The End of the story,especially if a Semi-Tough prospect shows up....
steamingpile
2012-01-28 01:47:14 PM
Grables'Daughter
:
FlashHarry: Grables'Daughter: Help me out here.
TFA says that the market value is 2.4 million.
Yet he's asking 4 million, marked down from 9.
Am I missing something?
[coreydemoss.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]
uh, yeah, that the house belongs to BURT FREAKING REYNOLDS!
Sure, but at 2.4 million dollars, does that really add to the price of the house?
I'm sure that many of those estates are owned by celebrities.
If I won the lottery I would buy it tue next week, the caveat would be I have to meet the Bandit!
That movie is the greatest southern cheese movie of all time.
Too bad jackie Gleason is dead:
" There's no way,*no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home,first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"
One of the greatest lines ever.
steamingpile
2012-01-28 01:50:02 PM
ReapTheChaos
:
I never quite understand why these Hollywood types cant seem to handle their money.
"The waterfront five-bedroom home of actor Burt Reynolds... on which foreclosure proceedings began in August...
Reynolds, the Emmy Award-winning actor who graduated from Palm Beach High School in 1954, bought the home in 1980 for $700,000, according to Martin County records."
You mean to tell me, in 30 years with all the money he's made, he couldn't scratch together enough to pay off that mortgage?
My guess is he took out other loans against the house as it rose in value then the market tanked and the home was worth shiat.
nimawai
2012-01-28 03:07:27 PM
steamingpile
:
ReapTheChaos: I never quite understand why these Hollywood types cant seem to handle their money.
"The waterfront five-bedroom home of actor Burt Reynolds... on which foreclosure proceedings began in August...
Reynolds, the Emmy Award-winning actor who graduated from Palm Beach High School in 1954, bought the home in 1980 for $700,000, according to Martin County records."
You mean to tell me, in 30 years with all the money he's made, he couldn't scratch together enough to pay off that mortgage?
My guess is he took out other loans against the house as it rose in value then the market tanked and the home was worth shiat.
That's pretty much my thinking. Still he needs to bring the price down more if he really wants to sell it. I don't care who the fark owned the house before me I'm not paying twice the market value. That's just being stupid with your money. I wouldn't even pay twice if he lived in the house with me.
steamingpile
2012-01-28 03:47:23 PM
nimawai
:
steamingpile: ReapTheChaos: I never quite understand why these Hollywood types cant seem to handle their money.
"The waterfront five-bedroom home of actor Burt Reynolds... on which foreclosure proceedings began in August...
Reynolds, the Emmy Award-winning actor who graduated from Palm Beach High School in 1954, bought the home in 1980 for $700,000, according to Martin County records."
You mean to tell me, in 30 years with all the money he's made, he couldn't scratch together enough to pay off that mortgage?
My guess is he took out other loans against the house as it rose in value then the market tanked and the home was worth shiat.
That's pretty much my thinking. Still he needs to bring the price down more if he really wants to sell it. I don't care who the fark owned the house before me I'm not paying twice the market value. That's just being stupid with your money. I wouldn't even pay twice if he lived in the house with me.
I would pay triple if he lived there and stayed in his boogie nights persona for half the year then the bandit for the other half.
fusillade762
2012-01-28 04:17:58 PM
SPLOOSH!
/got nuthin'
elvisaintdead
2012-01-28 04:37:53 PM
steamingpile
:
Too bad jackie Gleason is dead:
" There's no way,*no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home,first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"
One of the greatest lines ever.
"You can think about it, but donnnnnnnnn't doit."
James Scameron
2012-01-28 04:38:44 PM
one might think he'd be more tired of being an out of work loser with a face that looks like a canned ham used to put out garbage fires...
this may or may not be a surprise to anyone, but apparently his face is made out of old tires...from WW2 planes...
he and Demi BOX OFFICE GOLD Moore should shack up and kick out a few little box headed kids.
Alphakronik
2012-01-28 06:28:25 PM
Headline failed without Gators.
rebelyell2006
2012-01-28 06:31:59 PM
He could always go on game shows to try to make enough money to avoid Foreclosure.
bump
2012-01-28 06:53:10 PM
Personally, I wish Burt the absolute best and hope he is happy and doing well.
The guy is a farking legend - the model of testosterone at it's best, he had the style, the attitude, the look,... and he was very loyal to his friends, had/has a great sense of humor... God bless you Burt, I'd love nothing more than to buy you a big steak dinner and all the beer he wanted if he'd just regale me with tales of his prowess...
/tips hat
bugmn99
2012-01-28 08:30:16 PM
Grables'Daughter
:
Help me out here.
TFA says that the market value is 2.4 million.
Yet he's asking 4 million, marked down from 9.
Am I missing something?
Who knows? I certainly wouldn't bie it.
Sultan Of Herf
2012-01-28 09:17:18 PM
Back in the late 90s my step-father was the real estate agent trying to sell that place, so Im getting a kick out of...
James Scameron
2012-01-28 09:26:23 PM
BURNT REYNOLDS GO HOME!
fatalvenom
2012-01-28 11:31:24 PM
Sultan Of Herf
:
Back in the late 90s my step-father was the real estate agent trying to sell that place, so Im getting a kick out of...
He should sell you a place so you can get out of Port Richey.
farkityfarker
2012-01-28 11:39:02 PM
Foreclosure proceedings were filed in August after BankAtlantic and Great Eastern Mortgage filed papers alleging Reynolds has not made a mortgage payment since Sept. 1, 2010.
Yet he's still living there almost a year and a half later?
Grables'Daughter
2012-01-29 01:34:14 AM
bump
:
Personally, I wish Burt the absolute best and hope he is happy and doing well.
The guy is a farking legend - the model of testosterone at it's best, he had the style, the attitude, the look,... and he was very loyal to his friends, had/has a great sense of humor... God bless you Burt, I'd love nothing more than to buy you a big steak dinner and all the beer he wanted if he'd just regale me with tales of his prowess...
/tips hat
That was awesome.
Boondock3806
2012-01-29 09:40:23 AM
Does the mustache come with the house? No? Pass.
puddleonfire
2012-01-30 04:50:33 AM
Details still a bit Smokey.
DeltaX
2012-01-30 11:07:28 AM
Being Mayor of Steelport doesn't pay as well as I thought...
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