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MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-27 11:53:02 PM
Silly
subby
/where did you think frozen orange juice came from?
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-27 11:56:13 PM
But what of Belgian tacos?!?!?
timujin
2012-01-28 12:42:42 AM
The Food and Drug Administration said Friday that it had detained orange juice shipments from Canada after they tested positive for low levels of a banned fungicide previously found in Brazilian juice.
Damn, can't choose between:
If it's already in so many juices, what does one more matter?
or
How much juice do you get from a Brazilian anyway?
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-28 01:01:11 AM
timujin
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The Food and Drug Administration said Friday that it had detained orange juice shipments from Canada after they tested positive for low levels of a banned fungicide previously found in Brazilian juice.
Damn, can't choose between:
If it's already in so many juices, what does one more matter?
or
How much juice do you get from a Brazilian anyway?
Depends... Is the woman a squirter, or not?
Fecal Conservative
2012-01-28 03:24:46 AM
Bravo!
Orange you glad you thought up that headline subby?
batcookie
2012-01-28 03:30:04 AM
THEY TOOK OUR FROZEN PRODUCTS FROM CONCENTRATE
Slartibartfaster
2012-01-28 03:30:27 AM
"The samples that have tested positive so far had carbendazim levels of between 10 and 52 parts per billion. The Environmental Protection Agency says carbendazim levels under 80 parts per billion do not raise safety concerns"
mmm kay
ban that shiat, they don't raise safety concerns !!!
Twitch Boy
2012-01-28 03:34:39 AM
Does this mean orange juice is gonna go up to like $10 a gallon?
Mr. Potatoass
2012-01-28 03:35:56 AM
I wish I had a nickel for every time I tested positive for a banned fungicide.
poisonedpawn78
2012-01-28 03:38:36 AM
So whats the political motivation here, because the article even states that the same agency doing the testing ( finding 10-52 parts per billion ) says that less than 80 ppb poses no health risks.
So if they pose no health risks why are they being held up? whats the motivation here... Follow the money...
newton
2012-01-28 03:45:39 AM
Ha! They are trying to sell us foods covered in that fungicide we sold them, lolz!
ThreeEdgedSword
2012-01-28 03:46:24 AM
starsrift
2012-01-28 03:53:01 AM
poisonedpawn78
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So whats the political motivation here, because the article even states that the same agency doing the testing ( finding 10-52 parts per billion ) says that less than 80 ppb poses no health risks.
So if they pose no health risks why are they being held up? whats the motivation here... Follow the money...
Probably because America is one of the largest orange growers in the world, last I saw it was THE largest, but idk, things change.
It's the same old "we can't compete" bullshiat Canadians have seen before, and it's why we'd rather sell our lumber, for instance, to Asia these days.
neilbradley
2012-01-28 03:53:34 AM
Chinese corndogs.
ladyfortuna
2012-01-28 03:53:53 AM
Let's see, I get my beef, maple syrup, and a bunch of summer vegetables from my in-laws. If they had an orange tree I'd be all set.
starsrift
2012-01-28 03:55:36 AM
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Probably because America is one of the largest orange growers in the world
, last I saw it was THE largest, but idk, things change
.
FTFM. Must be misremembering what I read.
/ same point exists
Point02GPA
2012-01-28 03:57:51 AM
What bugs me is that stuff they call bacon. What's up with that?
Happy Hours
2012-01-28 03:58:27 AM
poisonedpawn78
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So whats the political motivation here, because the article even states that the same agency doing the testing ( finding 10-52 parts per billion ) says that less than 80 ppb poses no health risks.
So if they pose no health risks why are they being held up? whats the motivation here... Follow the money...
Read the article again.
The FDA is blocking the juice. The EPA says a little bit won't hurt you.
adenosine
2012-01-28 04:01:22 AM
Orange juice is a crappy juice anyway. It's all sweet and no interesting. Fruit juice needs some natural bitterness to balance it out.
Smurfme
2012-01-28 04:01:34 AM
Way to go Coke!
Watch their stock go up now.
unyon
2012-01-28 04:12:39 AM
As a Canadian, I'm not aware of a single orange grove in the country. I presume it's imported, processed, and re exported in order to give it a patina of being above board for the us market.
Point02GPA
2012-01-28 04:13:56 AM
Smurfme
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Way to go Coke!
Watch their stock go up now.
As Colonel "Bat" Guano said: "You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company."
Omahawg
2012-01-28 04:19:36 AM
ban your mom from being drunk on the internets late at night and sending me pictures
batcookie
2012-01-28 04:22:16 AM
Happy Hours
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poisonedpawn78: So whats the political motivation here, because the article even states that the same agency doing the testing ( finding 10-52 parts per billion ) says that less than 80 ppb poses no health risks.
So if they pose no health risks why are they being held up? whats the motivation here... Follow the money...
Read the article again.
The FDA is blocking the juice. The EPA says a little bit won't hurt you.
Yeah, I think that's exactly his point. The EPA has made this information clear, what are the FDA's true motives in blocking it?
some_beer_drinker
2012-01-28 04:25:08 AM
adenosine
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Orange juice is a crappy juice anyway. It's all sweet and no interesting. Fruit juice needs some natural bitterness to balance it out.
thats why i prefer to mix my vodak with grapefruit juice. it's sublime.
Bacontastesgood
2012-01-28 04:25:39 AM
Point02GPA
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What bugs me is that stuff they call bacon. What's up with that?
Yeah. It's OK on pizza but let's face facts, it's just ham.
Point02GPA
2012-01-28 04:34:05 AM
Bacontastesgood~
Dig that Login.
TripcodeMel
2012-01-28 04:34:56 AM
Point02GPA
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What bugs me is that stuff they call bacon. What's up with that?
It's back bacon. A different cut of bacon, from the back of the pig. Our bacon (which they also refer to as simply "bacon") is cut from the pig's belly.
Slartibartfaster
2012-01-28 04:36:39 AM
Point02GPA
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What bugs me is that stuff they call bacon. What's up with that?
our bacon bugs you
your blizting civilians and friendly troops bugs us
s'all good eh ?
HammerHeadSnark
2012-01-28 04:36:57 AM
some_beer_drinker
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adenosine: Orange juice is a crappy juice anyway. It's all sweet and no interesting. Fruit juice needs some natural bitterness to balance it out.
thats why i prefer to mix my vodak with grapefruit juice. it's sublime.
sub-lime, huh. Grapefruit is beneath limes? I don't think so. On the hierarchy of citrus fruits it's like this: Very bottom is limes (nothing is ever sub-limes); next is oranges and they are followed by grapefruit.
I don't wanna argue about the other citrus fruits . . . they're pretty much niche fruits.
Point02GPA
2012-01-28 04:38:40 AM
TripcodeMel
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Point02GPA: What bugs me is that stuff they call bacon. What's up with that?
It's back bacon. A different cut of bacon, from the back of the pig. Our bacon (which they also refer to as simply "bacon") is cut from the pig's belly.
Thanks.
/never knew that.
Point02GPA
2012-01-28 04:43:06 AM
Slartibartfaster~
Always enjoy you post and especially enjoy reading you profile.
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-01-28 04:43:44 AM
timujin
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The Food and Drug Administration said Friday that it had detained orange juice shipments from Canada after they tested positive for low levels of a banned fungicide previously found in Brazilian juice.
Damn, can't choose between:
If it's already in so many juices, what does one more matter?
or
How much juice do you get from a Brazilian anyway?
"Ya wanna cup of Jawa Juice?"
Why Yes I Am A Wizard
2012-01-28 05:19:13 AM
adenosine
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Orange juice is a crappy juice anyway. It's all sweet and no interesting. Fruit juice needs some natural bitterness to balance it out.
poison it.
uttertosh
2012-01-28 05:23:17 AM
poisonedpawn78
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So whats the political motivation here, because the article even states that the same agency doing the testing ( finding 10-52 parts per billion ) says that less than 80 ppb poses no health risks.
So if they pose no health risks why are they being held up? whats the motivation here... Follow the money...
This.
It just smacks of the U.S. governing bodies trying their damndest to scare the public into only buying American made brands to boost the economy/secure jerbs.
TFA:
LETHAL BANNED Fungicides found in OJ not made in USA. Officials seeking advice from President Madigascar?
Public
: OMGWTFFUNGIZIEDIN
MAH
OJ?!?
USofA
: BUY AMERICAN, CITIZEN, ONLY THEN YOU WILL BE FREE OF
LETHAL POISONS
!!
Happy Hours
2012-01-28 06:05:45 AM
uttertosh
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It just smacks of the U.S. governing bodies trying their damndest to scare the public into only buying American made brands to boost the economy/secure jerbs.
You might be surprised to find out other countries do the same thing all the time.
batcookie
2012-01-28 06:10:18 AM
Happy Hours
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uttertosh: It just smacks of the U.S. governing bodies trying their damndest to scare the public into only buying American made brands to boost the economy/secure jerbs.
You might be surprised to find out other countries do the same thing all the time.
That's because, much like the US, other countries are stupid. :-D Ain't humans grand?
mynameisdouglas
2012-01-28 06:23:34 AM
batcookie
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Happy Hours: uttertosh: It just smacks of the U.S. governing bodies trying their damndest to scare the public into only buying American made brands to boost the economy/secure jerbs.
You might be surprised to find out other countries do the same thing all the time.
That's because, much like the US, other countries are stupid. :-D Ain't humans grand?
People are stupid.
A good government wants its people to buy its shiat, and wants other countries to also buy its shiat.
Its like a Taurus.
DrPainMD
2012-01-28 06:54:01 AM
Brought to you by the same people who brought you the
alar scare
(new window). I'm sure that Big Orange and some powerful Congressdouches are involved.
TheJoe03
2012-01-28 06:55:19 AM
It doesn't matter what the govt does if we the people started buying local products when applicable and American products when applicable. Exports are great and all but we do need to support our local industries and businesses in order to maintain jobs.
batcookie
2012-01-28 06:57:32 AM
TheJoe03
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It doesn't matter what the govt does if we the people started buying local products when applicable and American products when applicable. Exports are great and all but we do need to support our local industries and businesses in order to maintain jobs.
That logic would imply that American companies weren't moving their labor overseas to get it cheaper. But if you're talking small time mom and pop stuff, I'm all for it.
cbackous
2012-01-28 07:37:23 AM
HammerHeadSnark
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some_beer_drinker: adenosine: Orange juice is a crappy juice anyway. It's all sweet and no interesting. Fruit juice needs some natural bitterness to balance it out.
thats why i prefer to mix my vodak with grapefruit juice. it's sublime.
sub-lime, huh. Grapefruit is beneath limes? I don't think so. On the hierarchy of citrus fruits it's like this: Very bottom is limes (nothing is ever sub-limes); next is oranges and they are followed by grapefruit.
I don't wanna argue about the other citrus fruits . . . they're pretty much niche fruits.
Wouldnt they be ordered by acidity?
UCFRoadWarrior
2012-01-28 07:44:24 AM
unyon
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As a Canadian, I'm not aware of a single orange grove in the country. I presume it's imported, processed, and re exported in order to give it a patina of being above board for the us market.
Really? I thought Prince Edward Island grew Oranges. They have beaches and golf courses everywhere, and Anne of Green Gables is treated like she is Mickey Mouse...so I figured PEI was really "Canada's Florida"
mark12A
2012-01-28 07:58:47 AM
Mexican maple syrup is pretty good, but I won't bite the worm....
Egoy3k
2012-01-28 08:36:33 AM
UCFRoadWarrior
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Really? I thought Prince Edward Island grew Oranges. They have beaches and golf courses everywhere, and Anne of Green Gables is treated like she is Mickey Mouse...so I figured PEI was really "Canada's Florida"
It's also a tiny island in the northumberland strait it's cold windy and usually unpleasant for most of the year, It's only nice for the a tiny window of time. Not exactly prime Orange grove country.
Marine1
2012-01-28 08:46:22 AM
unyon
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As a Canadian, I'm not aware of a single orange grove in the country. I presume it's imported, processed, and re exported in order to give it a patina of being above board for the us market.
Yeah, seriously, where would you guys grow oranges?
jmadisonbiii
2012-01-28 08:57:17 AM
At least it didn't come from NEW YORK CITY!
DarkVader
2012-01-28 08:59:32 AM
unyon
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As a Canadian, I'm not aware of a single orange grove in the country. I presume it's imported, processed, and re exported in order to give it a patina of being above board for the us market.
Yeah, I thought so.
I can't think of a single legitimate reason we should be importing any orange juice from Canada.
And that's precisely because there is no such thing as Canadian orange juice. And what possible legitimate reason is there to import something that is obviously only in Canada and being exported as an end-run around an import restriction that would apply to its actual country of origin?
We should permanently ban imports of Canadian orange juice, or at least until such time as global warming allows oranges to be grown in Canada.
uttertosh
2012-01-28 09:03:52 AM
Happy Hours
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uttertosh: It just smacks of the U.S. governing bodies trying their damndest to scare the public into only buying American made brands to boost the economy/secure jerbs.
You might be surprised to find out other countries do the same thing all the time.
No, quite the opposite.
The rest of EU did it to british beef. The brits had held the name for best beef for centuries, which prompted the rest of europe to gang up and decide to release weaponized BSE via the channel tunnel to stop having to go through airports which have snifferdogs.
Then the same smear campaign tactics were most recently used to try to reduce the foothold of the ecological farming industries of europe, by poisoning a whole batch of cucumbers in an attempt to sterilise all female green-supporters, in full knowledge that even thicker latex was porous enough to let through enough of the pathogen to at least give sever uteral discomfert.
It's always political. Youmark my word!!
PanicMan
2012-01-28 09:16:41 AM
Don't drink Canadian tequila. That stuff is terrible.
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