Wtf am I reading? Why is someone writing about some stupid hypothetical shiat that will never happen? Too many writers looking for shiat to write about

If human milk is good enough to survive on, wouldn't human meat be better?

BOOBIES!

Let's just get this out of the way:

blondski: What would the lactating woman eat?

She could feed herself...I guess...?

...preferably stranded on an island populated by Salma Hayek, Sophia Vergara and Jennifer Love Hewitt clones.

I'll die happy drinking it straight from the tap...

Plus+ She can also be used as a personal flotation device

And since she's got TWO holes, if she get's drunk you can flip her over and carry her home like a six-pack.

_{Hi-yooo! I'll be all week, try the breast milk! Don't forget to tits the waitress.}

Hector Remarkable: Dear Penthouse:
I never thought getting stranded on a desert island with six lactating women would happen to me...



Go on.....

When I had access to it it was the most marvelous elixir I ever consumed.

blondski: What would the lactating woman eat?

Vienna Sausages?

Oh, it's this thread again.

/haven't finished with the one from earlier today
//fappity

Having lived with one for several years I can tell you that there is nothing arousing about a lactating woman.

Two boobies thread on a friday? Christmas has come again!!! Onward with the massive boobies.

I'm breastfeeding my 9 month old right now so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Can't convince hubby to even TASTE it. Feels rejected. :(

Gyrfalcon: blondski: What would the lactating woman eat?

She could feed herself...I guess...?

Now I have to wonder if that experiment has ever been done.

blondski: What would the lactating woman eat?

I was picturing some kind of Human Centipede like setup

Yeah, um ... you're gonna starve.

Space Cadet Netty: I'm breastfeeding my 9 month old right now so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Can't convince hubby to even TASTE it. Feels rejected. :(

Give him a surreptitious squirt in the mouth during an intimate moment. If nothing else, the expression on his face will be worth it.

ThreeEdgedSword: Has anyone here ever made cheese from Human breast milk? This is important.

oblig.

No. Breast milk does not have enough iron in it for an adult (to give one example).

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Breastmilk.

I'm not terribly interested in the product, but I'm a big fan of the containers.

cs30109: No. Breast milk does not have enough iron in it for an adult (to give one example).

Not exactly true. The iron in milk is small, but 100% utilized (or damn near) as opposed to an iron supplement which is 95% peed away. There would be enough there to sustain you for a DAMN long time before iron deficient death came.

/also nursing behbeh now
//no, like RIGHT now
/// hubby loves the milky jugs...

ThreeEdgedSword: Has anyone here ever made cheese from Human breast milk? This is important.

I think Alton Brown tried to once. I don't think it turned out. It would take a lot of milk to make any decent amount of cheese. Fat content isn't as high as cows or goats...

Space Cadet Netty: I'm breastfeeding my 9 month old right now so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Can't convince hubby to even TASTE it. Feels rejected. :(

Flop one out and I'll take a swig.

/to help with your self esteem, natch
/BIE!

illusionofjoy: Space Cadet Netty: I'm breastfeeding my 9 month old right now so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Can't convince hubby to even TASTE it. Feels rejected. :(

Give him a surreptitious squirt in the mouth during an intimate moment. If nothing else, the expression on his face will be worth it.


He wont go anywhere *near* them now that I'm lactating. Its almost a phobia for him.

I chased him around the house one night with a hand around either boob, squirting it at him and laughing maniacally yelling "BUKKAKE BOOBS!".

He was NOT impressed. Babby was not impressed.

/true story
//hmmmm.... he sleeps with his mouth open....muahahahhahahaaaa...

Tracibub: cs30109: No. Breast milk does not have enough iron in it for an adult (to give one example).

Not exactly true. The iron in milk is small, but 100% utilized (or damn near) as opposed to an iron supplement which is 95% peed away. There would be enough there to sustain you for a DAMN long time before iron deficient death came.

/also nursing behbeh now
//no, like RIGHT now
/// hubby loves the milky jugs...


I'm jealous... why couldn't I have a hubby that likes my milky jugs?

cygnusx13: Space Cadet Netty: I'm breastfeeding my 9 month old right now so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Can't convince hubby to even TASTE it. Feels rejected. :(

Flop one out and I'll take a swig.

/to help with your self esteem, natch
/BIE!


Aw, you're a sweetie. I just love it when a man tells me to "flop one out"! :P

But sorry, no BIE!

Space Cadet Netty: illusionofjoy: Space Cadet Netty: I'm breastfeeding my 9 month old right now so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Can't convince hubby to even TASTE it. Feels rejected. :(

Give him a surreptitious squirt in the mouth during an intimate moment. If nothing else, the expression on his face will be worth it.


He wont go anywhere *near* them now that I'm lactating. Its almost a phobia for him.

I chased him around the house one night with a hand around either boob, squirting it at him and laughing maniacally yelling "BUKKAKE BOOBS!".

He was NOT impressed. Babby was not impressed.

/true story
//hmmmm.... he sleeps with his mouth open....muahahahhahahaaaa...

Have him GIS sapphic boobs, he may come around.

/tastes like sweetened condensed milk

Space Cadet Netty: /Can't convince hubby to even TASTE it. Feels rejected. :(

To each their own, I guess, but IMO he's missing out.

Space Cadet Netty 2012-01-27 08:44:34 PM

I'm breastfeeding my 9 month old right now so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Can't convince hubby to even TASTE it. Feels rejected. :(


hell , ill take a stab at it.
Why dont ya squirt me up a glass and slide it on down my way. oh and a slice of lemon would be nice

Dibs on Diora Baird and Marisa Miller. I won't die hungry but I may get smothered.

I also wouldn't mind a preop Jennifer Connelly. Too bad she had to get her tits cut off to win an Oscar. No actress would have ever voted for her with these bodacious tatas.

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Plus+ She can also be used as a personal flotation device

And since she's got TWO holes, if she get's drunk you can flip her over and carry her home like a six-pack.

Hi-yooo! I'll be all week, try the breast milk! Don't forget to tits the waitress.


Hormones are at zero, Bro. It is like a race car with no gas. looks awesome, does not rock your world

Space Cadet Netty: illusionofjoy: Space Cadet Netty: I'm breastfeeding my 9 month old right now so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Can't convince hubby to even TASTE it. Feels rejected. :(

Give him a surreptitious squirt in the mouth during an intimate moment. If nothing else, the expression on his face will be worth it.


He wont go anywhere *near* them now that I'm lactating. Its almost a phobia for him.

I chased him around the house one night with a hand around either boob, squirting it at him and laughing maniacally yelling "BUKKAKE BOOBS!".

He was NOT impressed. Babby was not impressed.

/true story
//hmmmm.... he sleeps with his mouth open....muahahahhahahaaaa...

Target sighted...lock on target...

Somewhat of an opposite situation in my household: she would slap my hands away from her boobs because I was so giddy about squirting them. There was no objection to me playing with them, but she certainly got annoyed that I always aimed for her side of the bed. MWAHAHAHA!!!