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Prici whore. Caught sayof celebrity that has stoped Liveing " See, told ya so" Is Cher dead or not. Kardashian Says yes. Tabloids Looking for credibilitys -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for bullshiat again"
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martissimo
2012-01-27 04:24:02 PM
Nice take on a classic, I love me some Sayof
MisterTweak
2012-01-27 04:27:49 PM
martissimo
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Nice take on a classic, I love me some Sayof
I concur. Never before has so much information been compressed into so few words, while remaining absolutely worthless. I will never get back the five seconds I spent on that page.
martissimo
2012-01-27 04:31:17 PM
MisterTweak
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martissimo: Nice take on a classic, I love me some Sayof
I concur. Never before has so much information been compressed into so few words, while remaining absolutely worthless. I will never get back the five seconds I spent on that page.
You're not supposed to actually click the link, sheesh!
Vodka Zombie
2012-01-27 04:34:19 PM
martissimo
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Nice take on a classic, I love me some Sayof
Yes and no. I mean, this is kind of hacky, don't you think? It doesn't seem to advance the Sayof genre, per se. It's almost as if Subby was trying just a little too hard. I want it to work, too. It just seems like a copy of a copy of a copy.
This was nice, but it fell a little short.
This comment brought to you by the People For the Creation of a New SayOf (PFCoaNSO) and viewers like you.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2012-01-27 04:53:12 PM
Vodka Zombie
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Yes and no. I mean, this is kind of hacky, don't you think? It doesn't seem to advance the Sayof genre, per se. It's almost as if Subby was trying just a little too hard. I want it to work, too. It just seems like a copy of a copy of a copy.
I kind of agree. The Sayof genre should really be part of a amalgamation of two different stories, interconnected in some small detail, but then horribly mangled in the headline execution.
Now I'm getting all pricipal caught sayof metaphysical.
martissimo
2012-01-27 05:12:52 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
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Vodka Zombie: Yes and no. I mean, this is kind of hacky, don't you think? It doesn't seem to advance the Sayof genre, per se. It's almost as if Subby was trying just a little too hard. I want it to work, too. It just seems like a copy of a copy of a copy.
I kind of agree. The Sayof genre should really be part of a amalgamation of two different stories, interconnected in some small detail, but then horribly mangled in the headline execution.
Now I'm getting all pricipal caught sayof metaphysical.
Clicking the little "funny" button didn't do this justice so I clicked me a quote button too
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-27 05:47:22 PM
Would this be the first use of the sayof genre in the Entertainment Tab?
gopher321
2012-01-27 06:02:02 PM
Maybe Chaz ate her.
I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey
2012-01-27 06:13:45 PM
Honestly, I never got the humor of the Sayof headlines. Too much going on so the joke gets lost. Yes, I know [that'sthejoke.jpg], but it doesn't even stir a chuckle out of me, I'm sorry.
DistendedPendulusFrenulum
2012-01-27 07:09:18 PM
I think it successfully avoids any syntactic cohesion, so it's good.
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AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-27 08:12:17 PM
Any submission with the word "Kardashian" in it should be insta-red, even if it is bashing that whorish clan.
SJKebab
2012-01-27 08:38:06 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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Any submission with the word "Kardashian" in it should be insta-red, even if it is bashing that whorish clan.
Oh hell yeah. Add some beiber to that list to.
soosh
2012-01-27 08:47:59 PM
I thought I had a pretty good sayof headline one time, but it was redlit.
Pricipal . Caught sayof roo that has stoped Boomeranging "See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. Sky News Oz Says yes. Perth Subiaco Post Looking for cwallabee -OR- "hello, I am to drive bitumen and wait for answer fair dinkum"
for
this article
(new window)
Kant Lavar
2012-01-27 09:37:37 PM
Okay, I know I'm just a damn dirty liter, but what the hell is going on in that headline? It makes no sense whatsoever to me.
LDM90
2012-01-27 09:40:32 PM
soosh
:
I thought I had a pretty good sayof headline one time, but it was redlit.
Pricipal . Caught sayof roo that has stoped Boomeranging "See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. Sky News Oz Says yes. Perth Subiaco Post Looking for cwallabee -OR- "hello, I am to drive bitumen and wait for answer fair dinkum"
for this article (new window)
I don't understand a word of that. Which makes it AWESOME!
LDM90
2012-01-27 09:42:41 PM
Kant Lavar
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Okay, I know I'm just a damn dirty liter, but what the hell is going on in that headline? It makes no sense whatsoever to me.
It's a variation of an infamous headline. The story I heard was that Drew had no idea what it meant but it made him laugh so hard he greenlighteded it. Sadly it is now only available to TFers
Poison
2012-01-27 09:45:02 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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Any submission with the word "Kardashian" in it should be insta-red, even if it is bashing that whorish clan.
Especially if it includes "Kardashian" and "tweet". Someone should give her an etch-a sketch and tell her it's an iPhone 6.
Hector Remarkable
2012-01-27 10:01:07 PM
Headline made Jeff Goldblum roll over in his grave.
ecl
2012-01-27 10:11:48 PM
The REAL article the headline was based on...
(new window)
She comes in colors everywhere
2012-01-27 10:24:13 PM
ecl
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The REAL article the headline was based on... (new window)
i remember when that was cause for bannination.
LDM90
2012-01-27 10:24:40 PM
ecl
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The REAL article the headline was based on... (new window)
Unoriginal_Username
2012-01-27 10:29:17 PM
/and more
Link
(new window)
AbiNormal
2012-01-27 10:30:17 PM
How the hell would you be able to tell if she was? She's all plastic.
Wayne 985
2012-01-27 10:34:13 PM
I've never read the original thread. I get the reference, sort of, but the first one required Total Fark to even read the last time someone posted it. I feel like I'll never get the full scope of the "Sayof" joke.
StRalphTheLiar
2012-01-27 10:35:08 PM
Hector Remarkable
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Headline made Jeff Goldblum roll over in his grave.
You're thinking of Abe Vigoda.
jaytkay
2012-01-27 11:08:49 PM
StRalphTheLiar
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Hector Remarkable: Headline made Jeff Goldblum roll over in his grave.
You're thinking of Abe Vigoda.
No, people always mix up Abe Vigoda and Francisco Franco.
Gestankfaust
2012-01-27 11:13:45 PM
So...the headline that the submoroner wrote is written like a moron on purpose? That explains a bit.
FuryOfFirestorm
2012-01-27 11:26:47 PM
Was this headline submitted by meow said the dog or a retarded parrot?
fusillade762
2012-01-27 11:39:25 PM
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
MAYORBOB
2012-01-27 11:49:01 PM
The question ought not be, is Cher dead? The question should be, is Sonny alive?
Bonzo_1116
2012-01-27 11:58:54 PM
She comes in colors everywhere
:
ecl: The REAL article the headline was based on... (new window)
i remember when that was cause for bannination.
Screw you, I *like* getting 'rolled. Except this version has really crap sound quality.
LDM90
2012-01-27 11:58:56 PM
MAYORBOB
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The question ought not be, is Cher dead? The question should be, is Sonny alive?
As long as we remember her in our hearts, she'll always be with us. Never forget.
Max Awesome
2012-01-28 12:08:05 AM
I always thought Sonny and Cher were secretly the same person.
cryinoutloud
2012-01-28 12:09:40 AM
There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.
God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "I think Cher is dead."
Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF
Vash's Apprentice
2012-01-28 12:15:58 AM
She comes in colors everywhere
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ecl: The REAL article the headline was based on... (new window)
i remember when that was cause for bannination.
Fine, here's the real link.
(new window)
LograyX
2012-01-28 01:12:33 AM
Subby, we care...
You should talk to your doctor.
StoPPeRmobile
2012-01-28 01:31:34 AM
Forced meme is forced.
Apos
2012-01-28 01:39:08 AM
StoPPeRmobile
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Forced meme is forced.
This is definitely a meme I'm unfamiliar with. Fark-born,I presume?
thisispete
2012-01-28 02:11:29 AM
Apos
:
StoPPeRmobile: Forced meme is forced.
This is definitely a meme I'm unfamiliar with. Fark-born,I presume?
It is indeed
/I didn't know Fark has its own wiki
Apos
2012-01-28 02:27:57 AM
thisispete
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Apos: StoPPeRmobile: Forced meme is forced.
This is definitely a meme I'm unfamiliar with. Fark-born,I presume?
It is indeed
/I didn't know Fark has its own wiki
It's not any clearer to me(which,I suppose,is the point),but thanks.
Mercury Lemonade
2012-01-28 04:08:10 AM
thisispete
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Apos: StoPPeRmobile: Forced meme is forced.
This is definitely a meme I'm unfamiliar with. Fark-born,I presume?
It is indeed
/I didn't know Fark has its own wiki
That page is sadly lacking in info. Here's a couple early repeats of the meme that may contain more background for the interested, in
lovely green
for liters.
2006-09-06
[Main] New dementia study finds duck. Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute"
(133)
2007-03-26
[Main] Pricipal . Caught sayof burglarizing woman's apartment. Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wearing leather pants" [As submitted!]
(194)
/supremely unthorough amateur meme archeologist
James Scameron
2012-01-28 04:46:09 AM
cryinoutloud
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There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.
God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping
wife
TRANSVESTITE BOYFRIEND
on the other end of the line as
s
he
mutters the only words
s
he
is able to muster "I think Cher is dead."
Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF
ftfy
did i mention i loved Cher in MASK..that was Chad Kroegers debut too. he was great in that film as a ginger...
and.....welcome to fark
ecl
2012-01-28 08:37:38 AM
cryinoutloud
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There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.
God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "I think Cher is dead."
Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF
MyNameIsMofuga
2012-01-28 10:57:40 AM
Scientists believe that underneath all of that botox and plastic exists what was at one time a living creature.
GavinTheAlmighty
2012-01-28 01:42:32 PM
cryinoutloud
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There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.
God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "I think Cher is dead."
Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF
Now this is a reference that makes me laugh.
skepticultist
2012-01-28 01:46:26 PM
I hate sayof headlines, the thread invariably turns into a discussion of sayof headlines and you can't even figure out the gist of the article by reading the thread.
BumpInTheNight
2012-01-28 05:44:52 PM
Congrats on the greenlight, meow says the dog!
ecl
2012-01-28 09:27:41 PM
I got concern trolled.
cryinoutloud
2012-01-29 12:15:46 PM
ecl
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I got concern trolled.
really, you took that seriously? No hints whatsoever that it was a little over-the-top??
ecl
2012-01-29 12:41:56 PM
cryinoutloud
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ecl: I got concern trolled.
really, you took that seriously? No hints whatsoever that it was a little over-the-top??
Sometimes the fish jump into the boat.
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