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(Starpulse) Dumbass Prici whore. Caught sayof celebrity that has stoped Liveing " See, told ya so" Is Cher dead or not. Kardashian Says yes. Tabloids Looking for credibilitys -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for bullshiat again"   (starpulse.com) divider line 52
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2012-01-27 04:24:02 PM
Nice take on a classic, I love me some Sayof
 
2012-01-27 04:27:49 PM
martissimo: Nice take on a classic, I love me some Sayof

I concur. Never before has so much information been compressed into so few words, while remaining absolutely worthless. I will never get back the five seconds I spent on that page.
 
2012-01-27 04:31:17 PM
MisterTweak: martissimo: Nice take on a classic, I love me some Sayof

I concur. Never before has so much information been compressed into so few words, while remaining absolutely worthless. I will never get back the five seconds I spent on that page.


You're not supposed to actually click the link, sheesh!
 
2012-01-27 04:34:19 PM
martissimo: Nice take on a classic, I love me some Sayof

Yes and no. I mean, this is kind of hacky, don't you think? It doesn't seem to advance the Sayof genre, per se. It's almost as if Subby was trying just a little too hard. I want it to work, too. It just seems like a copy of a copy of a copy.

This was nice, but it fell a little short.

This comment brought to you by the People For the Creation of a New SayOf (PFCoaNSO) and viewers like you.
 
2012-01-27 04:53:12 PM
Vodka Zombie: Yes and no. I mean, this is kind of hacky, don't you think? It doesn't seem to advance the Sayof genre, per se. It's almost as if Subby was trying just a little too hard. I want it to work, too. It just seems like a copy of a copy of a copy.

I kind of agree. The Sayof genre should really be part of a amalgamation of two different stories, interconnected in some small detail, but then horribly mangled in the headline execution.

Now I'm getting all pricipal caught sayof metaphysical.
 
2012-01-27 05:12:52 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Vodka Zombie: Yes and no. I mean, this is kind of hacky, don't you think? It doesn't seem to advance the Sayof genre, per se. It's almost as if Subby was trying just a little too hard. I want it to work, too. It just seems like a copy of a copy of a copy.

I kind of agree. The Sayof genre should really be part of a amalgamation of two different stories, interconnected in some small detail, but then horribly mangled in the headline execution.

Now I'm getting all pricipal caught sayof metaphysical.


Clicking the little "funny" button didn't do this justice so I clicked me a quote button too
 
2012-01-27 05:47:22 PM
Would this be the first use of the sayof genre in the Entertainment Tab?
 
2012-01-27 06:02:02 PM
Maybe Chaz ate her.
 
2012-01-27 06:13:45 PM
Honestly, I never got the humor of the Sayof headlines. Too much going on so the joke gets lost. Yes, I know [that'sthejoke.jpg], but it doesn't even stir a chuckle out of me, I'm sorry.
 
2012-01-27 07:09:18 PM
I think it successfully avoids any syntactic cohesion, so it's good.

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2012-01-27 08:12:17 PM
Any submission with the word "Kardashian" in it should be insta-red, even if it is bashing that whorish clan.
 
2012-01-27 08:38:06 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Any submission with the word "Kardashian" in it should be insta-red, even if it is bashing that whorish clan.

Oh hell yeah. Add some beiber to that list to.
 
2012-01-27 08:47:59 PM
I thought I had a pretty good sayof headline one time, but it was redlit.

Pricipal . Caught sayof roo that has stoped Boomeranging "See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. Sky News Oz Says yes. Perth Subiaco Post Looking for cwallabee -OR- "hello, I am to drive bitumen and wait for answer fair dinkum"

for this article (new window)
 
2012-01-27 09:37:37 PM
Okay, I know I'm just a damn dirty liter, but what the hell is going on in that headline? It makes no sense whatsoever to me.
 
2012-01-27 09:40:32 PM
soosh: I thought I had a pretty good sayof headline one time, but it was redlit.

Pricipal . Caught sayof roo that has stoped Boomeranging "See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. Sky News Oz Says yes. Perth Subiaco Post Looking for cwallabee -OR- "hello, I am to drive bitumen and wait for answer fair dinkum"

for this article (new window)


I don't understand a word of that. Which makes it AWESOME!
 
2012-01-27 09:42:41 PM
Kant Lavar: Okay, I know I'm just a damn dirty liter, but what the hell is going on in that headline? It makes no sense whatsoever to me.

It's a variation of an infamous headline. The story I heard was that Drew had no idea what it meant but it made him laugh so hard he greenlighteded it. Sadly it is now only available to TFers
 
2012-01-27 09:45:02 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Any submission with the word "Kardashian" in it should be insta-red, even if it is bashing that whorish clan.

Especially if it includes "Kardashian" and "tweet". Someone should give her an etch-a sketch and tell her it's an iPhone 6.
 
2012-01-27 10:01:07 PM
Headline made Jeff Goldblum roll over in his grave.
 
ecl
2012-01-27 10:11:48 PM
 
2012-01-27 10:24:13 PM
ecl: The REAL article the headline was based on... (new window)

i remember when that was cause for bannination.
 
2012-01-27 10:24:40 PM
ecl: The REAL article the headline was based on... (new window)

i1.sndcdn.com
 
2012-01-27 10:29:17 PM
s3.amazonaws.com
/and more Link (new window)
 
2012-01-27 10:30:17 PM
How the hell would you be able to tell if she was? She's all plastic.
 
2012-01-27 10:34:13 PM
I've never read the original thread. I get the reference, sort of, but the first one required Total Fark to even read the last time someone posted it. I feel like I'll never get the full scope of the "Sayof" joke.
 
2012-01-27 10:35:08 PM
Hector Remarkable: Headline made Jeff Goldblum roll over in his grave.

You're thinking of Abe Vigoda.
 
2012-01-27 11:08:49 PM
StRalphTheLiar: Hector Remarkable: Headline made Jeff Goldblum roll over in his grave.

You're thinking of Abe Vigoda.


No, people always mix up Abe Vigoda and Francisco Franco.
 
2012-01-27 11:13:45 PM
So...the headline that the submoroner wrote is written like a moron on purpose? That explains a bit.
 
2012-01-27 11:26:47 PM
Was this headline submitted by meow said the dog or a retarded parrot?
 
2012-01-27 11:39:25 PM
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
2012-01-27 11:49:01 PM
The question ought not be, is Cher dead? The question should be, is Sonny alive?
 
2012-01-27 11:58:54 PM
She comes in colors everywhere: ecl: The REAL article the headline was based on... (new window)

i remember when that was cause for bannination.


Screw you, I *like* getting 'rolled. Except this version has really crap sound quality.
 
2012-01-27 11:58:56 PM
MAYORBOB: The question ought not be, is Cher dead? The question should be, is Sonny alive?

As long as we remember her in our hearts, she'll always be with us. Never forget.
 
2012-01-28 12:08:05 AM
I always thought Sonny and Cher were secretly the same person.
 
2012-01-28 12:09:40 AM
There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "I think Cher is dead."

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF
 
2012-01-28 12:15:58 AM
She comes in colors everywhere: ecl: The REAL article the headline was based on... (new window)

i remember when that was cause for bannination.


Fine, here's the real link. (new window)
 
2012-01-28 01:12:33 AM
Subby, we care...

You should talk to your doctor.
 
2012-01-28 01:31:34 AM
Forced meme is forced.
 
2012-01-28 01:39:08 AM
StoPPeRmobile: Forced meme is forced.

This is definitely a meme I'm unfamiliar with. Fark-born,I presume?
 
2012-01-28 02:11:29 AM
Apos: StoPPeRmobile: Forced meme is forced.

This is definitely a meme I'm unfamiliar with. Fark-born,I presume?


It is indeed

/I didn't know Fark has its own wiki
 
2012-01-28 02:27:57 AM
thisispete: Apos: StoPPeRmobile: Forced meme is forced.

This is definitely a meme I'm unfamiliar with. Fark-born,I presume?

It is indeed

/I didn't know Fark has its own wiki


It's not any clearer to me(which,I suppose,is the point),but thanks.
 
2012-01-28 04:08:10 AM
thisispete: Apos: StoPPeRmobile: Forced meme is forced.

This is definitely a meme I'm unfamiliar with. Fark-born,I presume?

It is indeed

/I didn't know Fark has its own wiki


That page is sadly lacking in info. Here's a couple early repeats of the meme that may contain more background for the interested, in lovely green for liters.

2006-09-06 img1.fark.net [Main] New dementia study finds duck. Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute" (133)

2007-03-26 img1.fark.net [Main] Pricipal . Caught sayof burglarizing woman's apartment. Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wearing leather pants" [As submitted!] (194)

/supremely unthorough amateur meme archeologist
 
2012-01-28 04:46:09 AM
cryinoutloud: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife TRANSVESTITE BOYFRIEND on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "I think Cher is dead."

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF


ftfy

did i mention i loved Cher in MASK..that was Chad Kroegers debut too. he was great in that film as a ginger...

and.....welcome to fark
 
ecl
2012-01-28 08:37:38 AM
cryinoutloud: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "I think Cher is dead."

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF


memedepot.com
 
2012-01-28 10:57:40 AM
Scientists believe that underneath all of that botox and plastic exists what was at one time a living creature.
 
2012-01-28 01:42:32 PM
cryinoutloud: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "I think Cher is dead."

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF


Now this is a reference that makes me laugh.
 
2012-01-28 01:46:26 PM
I hate sayof headlines, the thread invariably turns into a discussion of sayof headlines and you can't even figure out the gist of the article by reading the thread.
 
2012-01-28 05:44:52 PM
Congrats on the greenlight, meow says the dog!
 
ecl
2012-01-28 09:27:41 PM
I got concern trolled.
 
2012-01-29 12:15:46 PM
ecl: I got concern trolled.

really, you took that seriously? No hints whatsoever that it was a little over-the-top??
 
ecl
2012-01-29 12:41:56 PM
cryinoutloud: ecl: I got concern trolled.

really, you took that seriously? No hints whatsoever that it was a little over-the-top??


Sometimes the fish jump into the boat.
 
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