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Mary Louise Parker to replace Demi Moore in "Lovelace." UPGRADE
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NeedlesslyCanadian
2012-01-27 04:23:46 PM
Now if only she'd be willing to pull a Chloe Sevigny....sigh.
Hey maybe Sevigny can convince Amanda Seyfried to do it in the other Linda Lovelace movie. They worked together on Big Love and all....
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-27 04:32:28 PM
As an aside, Weeds has gone downhill ever since they left Agrestic. Should have remained a show about a mom trying to raise her family by selling dope. Lost a lot of its charm when they left the burbs.
Of course, it was only after leaving the burbs that Parker started getting fully naked, so there's that.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-27 04:55:37 PM
But Demi sucks so much more...
Vodka Zombie
2012-01-27 05:03:40 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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As an aside, Weeds has gone downhill ever since they left Agrestic. Should have remained a show about a mom trying to raise her family by selling dope. Lost a lot of its charm when they left the burbs.
I agree. That little community had so much potential, but, for whatever reason, they didn't explore it in the least and turned them into nomadic weed dealers instead. It kind of sucks now.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-27 05:07:07 PM
Vodka Zombie
:
AdolfOliverPanties: As an aside, Weeds has gone downhill ever since they left Agrestic. Should have remained a show about a mom trying to raise her family by selling dope. Lost a lot of its charm when they left the burbs.
I agree. That little community had so much potential, but, for whatever reason, they didn't explore it in the least and turned them into nomadic weed dealers instead. It kind of sucks now.
I liked Kevin Nealon's comment: "Weeds is now in its 8th season, and people still like it. The show, too"
Mugato
2012-01-27 05:19:06 PM
Neigh, that horse faced...oh,
Mary Louise
Parker? Yeah she's still pretty hot. Never saw the show though. On first glance it looks like a more benevolent Breaking Bad.
tomasso
2012-01-27 05:21:26 PM
Parker, yes.
But ...
That would be Sarah Jessica Parker, not Mary-Louise.
OtherLittleGuy
2012-01-27 05:24:07 PM
Upgrade, indeed.
/I would have also accepted "Jennifer Jason Leigh"
optikeye
2012-01-27 05:31:07 PM
You know you're a geek when you read the title of that movie think it's about Ada.
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-27 05:33:49 PM
OtherLittleGuy
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Upgrade, indeed.
/I would have also accepted "Jennifer Jason Leigh"
Also on "Weeds," although not holding up as well as some of her contemporaries.
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-27 05:51:41 PM
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Yeah, it's Sarah Jessica Parker. So, unless this is her from around "L.A. Story" or "Honeymoon in Vegas" time, this is not a good thing.
hubiestubert
2012-01-27 05:56:21 PM
For some, but to be fair, she's perhaps the
worst
thing about
Weeds
. Mind you, a fair bit of that is the writing of the show and the character, but she doesn't make the the part sing. She is an actress that can sink my interest in a project. She's not quite the Anointed Boddhisatva of Suck like Kate Beckensale, but she's damn close.
It's not her Karmic gift to the world to alert folks to bloated, crappy projects, but she's still a crappy actress who has about three facial expressions and a lack of ability to create any connection with a character. So, have fun with that. I'll find something else.
gopher321
2012-01-27 06:04:27 PM
?
toddalmighty
2012-01-27 06:17:09 PM
They're both too old for the part.
Eddie Adams from Torrance
2012-01-27 06:18:55 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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Of course, it was only after leaving the burbs that Parker started getting fully naked, so there's that.
I haven't watched Weeds in a while, but you've made me see the error of my ways.
hubiestubert
2012-01-27 06:23:45 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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Yeah, it's Sarah Jessica Parker. So, unless this is her from around "L.A. Story" or "Honeymoon in Vegas" time, this is not a good thing.
Ah. Entirely different. Ignore my Mary Louise Parker rant then...
theorellior
2012-01-27 06:31:57 PM
optikeye
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You know you're a geek when you read the title of that movie think it's about Ada.
And I would be one of those geeks.
Mind of the North Star
2012-01-27 06:34:04 PM
gopher321
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[i40.tinypic.com image 640x420] ?
Leaving Satisfied
/Back to pr0n thread
quoinguy
2012-01-27 06:38:29 PM
So the movie is about beastiality now?
I'm confused...
that bosnian sniper
2012-01-27 06:42:10 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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As an aside, Weeds has gone downhill ever since they left Agrestic. Should have remained a show about a mom trying to raise her family by selling dope. Lost a lot of its charm when they left the burbs.
Of course, it was only after leaving the burbs that Parker started getting fully naked, so there's that.
Yep. I stopped watching it in the fifth season. The only reason I kept watching it in season 4 was because of Doug and Andy's antics. Once it turned into White Girl with Messican Sopranos, i was done.
For naked Mary-Louise Parker, there's GIS and porn video sites.
JoeJitsu
2012-01-27 06:44:01 PM
FTA:
Her spokesperson revealed Moore, who has since left the specialist center, had decided to pull out of Rob Epstein's film about notorious porn star Lovelace
This means that Demi Moore is the first person who ever pulled out of Lovelace.
AeAe
2012-01-27 06:50:56 PM
Oh, really?
Smelly McUgly
2012-01-27 07:05:52 PM
I cannot stand Mary Louise Parker, but I think that's because I REALLY cannot stand her character from "The West Wing," and I unfairly see her as that character whenever I see her on screen.
I guess that means she was doing it right, if by "it" I mean "acting."
MagusMcCormick
2012-01-27 07:05:53 PM
imdb is reporting that its Sarah Jessica Parker
Link
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Bessame
2012-01-27 07:17:28 PM
MagusMcCormick
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imdb is reporting that its Sarah Jessica Parker
Link (new window)
No way is that true. The commenters there agree.
Igor Jakovsky
2012-01-27 07:24:33 PM
....as Gloria Steinem, I dont think I can fap to this
optikeye
2012-01-27 07:27:10 PM
theorellior
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optikeye: You know you're a geek when you read the title of that movie think it's about Ada.
And I would be one of those geeks.
Haha. I was thinking, A movie about Ada Lovelace, Babbage, Lord Byron and betting on horse races would be great.
DenisVengeance
2012-01-27 07:27:43 PM
I may have to rethink my atheism because of this news...
Dahnkster
2012-01-27 07:30:21 PM
MagusMcCormick
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imdb is reporting that its Sarah Jessica Parker
Yes it's the other Parker
(pops like an pot seed under a hoof)
Meh, Mary Louise Parker would have looked much better than Sarah Jessica Parker in the inevitable photo-shopped Playboy bunny scenes.
Here's your carrots, you know you came to see this now you can leave satisfied.
dholway
2012-01-27 07:32:51 PM
toddalmighty
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They're both too old for the part.
Too old to play Gloria Steinem?
antron
2012-01-27 07:35:56 PM
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-27 07:36:46 PM
quoinguy
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So the movie is about beastiality now?
I'm confused...
Inter-species erotica, farko!
Balchinian
2012-01-27 07:36:54 PM
Oh FFS...just hire Jack Black to play Linda Lovelace and get it over with. Why muck around with easing us into it, we all know that is where this is headed anyway so just do it already!
aug3
2012-01-27 07:41:45 PM
she was great on Gilligans Island
StoPPeRmobile
2012-01-27 07:42:26 PM
OtherLittleGuy
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Upgrade, indeed.
/I would have also accepted "Jennifer Jason Leigh"
She has aged quite well, I must say.
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-27 07:44:10 PM
antron
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[img521.imageshack.us image 620x534]
Is that a Ford Focus?
James Scameron
2012-01-27 07:44:38 PM
HOW DARE THEY! SHE IS BOX OFFICE GOLD! SHE IS IN THE MOVIE LOVELACE!
(see previous threads to decode fanboy sarcasm)
StoPPeRmobile
2012-01-27 07:46:11 PM
BarbadoSlim
:
quoinguy: So the movie is about beastiality now?
I'm confused...
Inter-species erotica, farko!
CalamitousCrasher
2012-01-27 07:52:57 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
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But Demi sucks so much more...
Go on...
fusillade762
2012-01-27 07:54:01 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
:
Link (new window)
Yeah, it's Sarah Jessica Parker. So, unless this is her from around "L.A. Story" or "Honeymoon in Vegas" time, this is not a good thing.
Has anyone counted how often StarPulse ROYALLY screws up their stories? I seem to recall a recent one where they used the wrong picture for someone.
B.L.Z. Bub
2012-01-27 08:11:13 PM
Balchinian
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Oh FFS...just hire Jack Black to play Linda Lovelace and get it over with. Why muck around with easing us into it, we all know that is where this is headed anyway so just do it already!
Sigh....None of you have read the article (or read it closely enough) have you?
Editors at Usmagazine.com claim Weeds star Parker has signed up to play feminist
Gloria Steinem
.
And in case that's not unambiguous enough for you:
Link
(new window)
Demi Moore Replaced by Mary Louise Parker as Gloria Steinem in Lovelace?
Surool
2012-01-27 08:16:31 PM
I have never been a fan of Demi Moore. I don't understand the appeal.
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-27 08:26:39 PM
Surool
:
I have never been a fan of Demi Moore. I don't understand the appeal.
Second
rocinante721
2012-01-27 09:07:50 PM
The Banana Thug
2012-01-27 09:28:48 PM
Weeds is terrible. I second the they-never-should've-left-Agrestic comment.
SharkTrager
2012-01-27 10:11:29 PM
StoPPeRmobile
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OtherLittleGuy: Upgrade, indeed.
/I would have also accepted "Jennifer Jason Leigh"
She has aged quite well, I must say.
I take it you don't watch Weeds. Jennifer does not look good.
Balchinian
2012-01-27 10:24:21 PM
B.L.Z. Bub
:
Balchinian: Oh FFS...just hire Jack Black to play Linda Lovelace and get it over with. Why muck around with easing us into it, we all know that is where this is headed anyway so just do it already!
Sigh....None of you have read the article (or read it closely enough) have you?
Editors at Usmagazine.com claim Weeds star Parker has signed up to play feminist Gloria Steinem.
And in case that's not unambiguous enough for you: Link (new window)
Demi Moore Replaced by Mary Louise Parker as Gloria Steinem in Lovelace?
Um...we are supposed to read the articles? I thought this was Fark. Sorry.
jaytkay
2012-01-27 10:29:53 PM
Focus, people. Focus!!
whenIsayGO
2012-01-27 11:02:53 PM
jaytkay
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Focus, people. Focus!!
[files.myopera.com image 365x420]
[www.myfavoritepinups.com image 364x405]
You're the only one doing it right in this thread.
proton
2012-01-27 11:10:33 PM
I'm confused. First it's a NO OD. Now I here it's smoking something like marijuana, but not marijuana:
Demi Moore 911 call: 'She smoked something'
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