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(Starpulse) Spiffy Mary Louise Parker to replace Demi Moore in "Lovelace." UPGRADE   (starpulse.com) divider line 68
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2012-01-27 04:23:46 PM
Now if only she'd be willing to pull a Chloe Sevigny....sigh.

Hey maybe Sevigny can convince Amanda Seyfried to do it in the other Linda Lovelace movie. They worked together on Big Love and all....
 
2012-01-27 04:32:28 PM
As an aside, Weeds has gone downhill ever since they left Agrestic. Should have remained a show about a mom trying to raise her family by selling dope. Lost a lot of its charm when they left the burbs.

Of course, it was only after leaving the burbs that Parker started getting fully naked, so there's that.
 
2012-01-27 04:55:37 PM
But Demi sucks so much more...
 
2012-01-27 05:03:40 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: As an aside, Weeds has gone downhill ever since they left Agrestic. Should have remained a show about a mom trying to raise her family by selling dope. Lost a lot of its charm when they left the burbs.

I agree. That little community had so much potential, but, for whatever reason, they didn't explore it in the least and turned them into nomadic weed dealers instead. It kind of sucks now.
 
2012-01-27 05:07:07 PM
Vodka Zombie: AdolfOliverPanties: As an aside, Weeds has gone downhill ever since they left Agrestic. Should have remained a show about a mom trying to raise her family by selling dope. Lost a lot of its charm when they left the burbs.

I agree. That little community had so much potential, but, for whatever reason, they didn't explore it in the least and turned them into nomadic weed dealers instead. It kind of sucks now.


I liked Kevin Nealon's comment: "Weeds is now in its 8th season, and people still like it. The show, too"
 
2012-01-27 05:19:06 PM
Neigh, that horse faced...oh, Mary Louise Parker? Yeah she's still pretty hot. Never saw the show though. On first glance it looks like a more benevolent Breaking Bad.
 
2012-01-27 05:21:26 PM
Parker, yes.

But ...

That would be Sarah Jessica Parker, not Mary-Louise.
 
2012-01-27 05:24:07 PM
Upgrade, indeed.

/I would have also accepted "Jennifer Jason Leigh"
 
2012-01-27 05:31:07 PM
You know you're a geek when you read the title of that movie think it's about Ada.
 
2012-01-27 05:33:49 PM
OtherLittleGuy: Upgrade, indeed.

/I would have also accepted "Jennifer Jason Leigh"


Also on "Weeds," although not holding up as well as some of her contemporaries.
 
2012-01-27 05:51:41 PM
Link (new window)

Yeah, it's Sarah Jessica Parker. So, unless this is her from around "L.A. Story" or "Honeymoon in Vegas" time, this is not a good thing.
 
2012-01-27 05:56:21 PM
For some, but to be fair, she's perhaps the worst thing about Weeds. Mind you, a fair bit of that is the writing of the show and the character, but she doesn't make the the part sing. She is an actress that can sink my interest in a project. She's not quite the Anointed Boddhisatva of Suck like Kate Beckensale, but she's damn close.

It's not her Karmic gift to the world to alert folks to bloated, crappy projects, but she's still a crappy actress who has about three facial expressions and a lack of ability to create any connection with a character. So, have fun with that. I'll find something else.
 
2012-01-27 06:04:27 PM
i40.tinypic.com ?
 
2012-01-27 06:17:09 PM
They're both too old for the part.
 
2012-01-27 06:18:55 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Of course, it was only after leaving the burbs that Parker started getting fully naked, so there's that.

I haven't watched Weeds in a while, but you've made me see the error of my ways.
 
2012-01-27 06:23:45 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Link (new window)

Yeah, it's Sarah Jessica Parker. So, unless this is her from around "L.A. Story" or "Honeymoon in Vegas" time, this is not a good thing.


Ah. Entirely different. Ignore my Mary Louise Parker rant then...
 
2012-01-27 06:31:57 PM
optikeye: You know you're a geek when you read the title of that movie think it's about Ada.

And I would be one of those geeks.
 
2012-01-27 06:34:04 PM
gopher321: [i40.tinypic.com image 640x420] ?

Leaving Satisfied


/Back to pr0n thread
 
2012-01-27 06:38:29 PM
So the movie is about beastiality now?

I'm confused...
 
2012-01-27 06:42:10 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: As an aside, Weeds has gone downhill ever since they left Agrestic. Should have remained a show about a mom trying to raise her family by selling dope. Lost a lot of its charm when they left the burbs.

Of course, it was only after leaving the burbs that Parker started getting fully naked, so there's that.


Yep. I stopped watching it in the fifth season. The only reason I kept watching it in season 4 was because of Doug and Andy's antics. Once it turned into White Girl with Messican Sopranos, i was done.

For naked Mary-Louise Parker, there's GIS and porn video sites.
 
2012-01-27 06:44:01 PM
FTA: Her spokesperson revealed Moore, who has since left the specialist center, had decided to pull out of Rob Epstein's film about notorious porn star Lovelace

This means that Demi Moore is the first person who ever pulled out of Lovelace.
 
2012-01-27 06:50:56 PM
Oh, really?
 
2012-01-27 07:05:52 PM
I cannot stand Mary Louise Parker, but I think that's because I REALLY cannot stand her character from "The West Wing," and I unfairly see her as that character whenever I see her on screen.

I guess that means she was doing it right, if by "it" I mean "acting."
 
2012-01-27 07:05:53 PM
imdb is reporting that its Sarah Jessica Parker

Link (new window)
 
2012-01-27 07:17:28 PM
MagusMcCormick: imdb is reporting that its Sarah Jessica Parker

Link (new window)


No way is that true. The commenters there agree.
 
2012-01-27 07:24:33 PM
....as Gloria Steinem, I dont think I can fap to this
 
2012-01-27 07:27:10 PM
theorellior: optikeye: You know you're a geek when you read the title of that movie think it's about Ada.

And I would be one of those geeks.


Haha. I was thinking, A movie about Ada Lovelace, Babbage, Lord Byron and betting on horse races would be great.
 
2012-01-27 07:27:43 PM
I may have to rethink my atheism because of this news...
 
2012-01-27 07:30:21 PM
MagusMcCormick: imdb is reporting that its Sarah Jessica Parker

Yes it's the other Parker (pops like an pot seed under a hoof)


Meh, Mary Louise Parker would have looked much better than Sarah Jessica Parker in the inevitable photo-shopped Playboy bunny scenes.
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Here's your carrots, you know you came to see this now you can leave satisfied.
 
2012-01-27 07:32:51 PM
toddalmighty: They're both too old for the part.

Too old to play Gloria Steinem?
 
2012-01-27 07:35:56 PM
img521.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-27 07:36:46 PM
quoinguy: So the movie is about beastiality now?

I'm confused...


Inter-species erotica, farko!
 
2012-01-27 07:36:54 PM
Oh FFS...just hire Jack Black to play Linda Lovelace and get it over with. Why muck around with easing us into it, we all know that is where this is headed anyway so just do it already!
 
2012-01-27 07:41:45 PM
she was great on Gilligans Island
 
2012-01-27 07:42:26 PM
OtherLittleGuy: Upgrade, indeed.

/I would have also accepted "Jennifer Jason Leigh"


She has aged quite well, I must say.
 
2012-01-27 07:44:10 PM
antron: [img521.imageshack.us image 620x534]

Is that a Ford Focus?
 
2012-01-27 07:44:38 PM
HOW DARE THEY! SHE IS BOX OFFICE GOLD! SHE IS IN THE MOVIE LOVELACE!

(see previous threads to decode fanboy sarcasm)
 
2012-01-27 07:46:11 PM
BarbadoSlim: quoinguy: So the movie is about beastiality now?

I'm confused...

Inter-species erotica, farko!


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2012-01-27 07:52:57 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: But Demi sucks so much more...

Go on...
 
2012-01-27 07:54:01 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Link (new window)

Yeah, it's Sarah Jessica Parker. So, unless this is her from around "L.A. Story" or "Honeymoon in Vegas" time, this is not a good thing.


Has anyone counted how often StarPulse ROYALLY screws up their stories? I seem to recall a recent one where they used the wrong picture for someone.
 
2012-01-27 08:11:13 PM
Balchinian: Oh FFS...just hire Jack Black to play Linda Lovelace and get it over with. Why muck around with easing us into it, we all know that is where this is headed anyway so just do it already!

Sigh....None of you have read the article (or read it closely enough) have you?

Editors at Usmagazine.com claim Weeds star Parker has signed up to play feminist Gloria Steinem.

And in case that's not unambiguous enough for you: Link (new window)

Demi Moore Replaced by Mary Louise Parker as Gloria Steinem in Lovelace?
 
2012-01-27 08:16:31 PM
I have never been a fan of Demi Moore. I don't understand the appeal.
 
2012-01-27 08:26:39 PM
Surool: I have never been a fan of Demi Moore. I don't understand the appeal.

Second
 
2012-01-27 09:07:50 PM
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2012-01-27 09:28:48 PM
Weeds is terrible. I second the they-never-should've-left-Agrestic comment.
 
2012-01-27 10:11:29 PM
StoPPeRmobile: OtherLittleGuy: Upgrade, indeed.

/I would have also accepted "Jennifer Jason Leigh"

She has aged quite well, I must say.


I take it you don't watch Weeds. Jennifer does not look good.
 
2012-01-27 10:24:21 PM
B.L.Z. Bub: Balchinian: Oh FFS...just hire Jack Black to play Linda Lovelace and get it over with. Why muck around with easing us into it, we all know that is where this is headed anyway so just do it already!

Sigh....None of you have read the article (or read it closely enough) have you?

Editors at Usmagazine.com claim Weeds star Parker has signed up to play feminist Gloria Steinem.

And in case that's not unambiguous enough for you: Link (new window)

Demi Moore Replaced by Mary Louise Parker as Gloria Steinem in Lovelace?


Um...we are supposed to read the articles? I thought this was Fark. Sorry.
 
2012-01-27 10:29:53 PM
Focus, people. Focus!!

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www.myfavoritepinups.com
 
2012-01-27 11:02:53 PM
jaytkay: Focus, people. Focus!!

[files.myopera.com image 365x420]
[www.myfavoritepinups.com image 364x405]


You're the only one doing it right in this thread.
 
2012-01-27 11:10:33 PM
I'm confused. First it's a NO OD. Now I here it's smoking something like marijuana, but not marijuana:

Demi Moore 911 call: 'She smoked something' (new window)
 
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