I hope to find a girl with Daddy Grandaddy issues when I'm his age too.

True, it's surprising, subby.

You don't often find wives of that age in Montana.

NowhereMon: Horner is 65 not 69, not like it makes a big difference

I guess you didn't see what subby did there?

NowhereMon: Horner is 65 not 69, not like it makes a big difference

Well, it makes it less funny.

Honeymooning in the Durant suite.

I'd put my thumb in it.

Frowns on these shenanigans.

You know - I'm just going to pretend that NowhereMon and I planned that to work that way.

Lucky bastard.

Gross.

That is all.

wildstarr: Gross.

Really? I think she looks kind of cute.

/There's a married couple at my school.
//He's 45 and she's 19.
///He worships her, so it seems like a pretty good relationship.

Jim_Callahan: NowhereMon: Horner is 65 not 69, not like it makes a big difference

I guess you didn't see what subby did there?

subby didn't do anything there, they were wrong..don't say that it was some attempt at a 69 joke, because it wasn't. subby and now you, were wrong. accept it.

What, no fossilized bone jokes?

Daddy issues?

calbert: Jim_Callahan: NowhereMon: Horner is 65 not 69, not like it makes a big difference

I guess you didn't see what subby did there?

subby didn't do anything there, they were wrong..don't say that it was some attempt at a 69 joke, because it wasn't. subby and now you, were wrong. accept it.

Whatever dude. If you dudes are really us, what number are we thinking of right now?

I'm sorta friends with Vanessa, so I'm getting a kick...

They both seem happy enough. Seen the wedding pics. Her grandfather gave her away at the altar.

Jim_Callahan: calbert: Jim_Callahan: NowhereMon: Horner is 65 not 69, not like it makes a big difference

I guess you didn't see what subby did there?

subby didn't do anything there, they were wrong..don't say that it was some attempt at a 69 joke, because it wasn't. subby and now you, were wrong. accept it.

Whatever dude. If you dudes are really us, what number are we thinking of right now?

69, dudes!

Lorelle: And after the ceremony, they banged a gong and got it on.

+1

I'm 32 years younger than him... can you bone ME? Please?

jake3988: I'm 32 years younger than him... can you bone ME? Please?

You're too old for him.

Dam look at the rack on her.

Want to get laid? Move to a college town and be outstanding in your field.

/non story

He BELONGS in a MUSEUM.

....eh?

Dinodork: Her grandfather gave her away at the altar.

Sounds about right.

He should go sit in the corner.

Ta wanna see my Rex.

She has the body where it is ok now, but in 5 years shes going to be huge.

BTW those pewter pins on Jack's nametag (that Vanessa is wearing in the lower photo: a tradition at the big party the last night of SVP is exchanging nametags, I have Pete Larson's from the Austin Meeting) are pretty damn cool. Just got a shipment of 5 Platecarpus skull pins in today.

It's occured to me, that paleo folks are amongst the most politically liberal people I know, however something like this comes up and it's all 1600s new england. Jeez.CoonAce: Dinodork: Her grandfather gave her away at the altar.

Sounds about right.

I was wondering who would pick up on the irony. For the record, her grandpa looks a lot younger than Jack.

Don't stand so

DrZiffle: He should go sit in the corner.

Little Jack Horner
Sat drooling in the corner
While his gold-(er, bone) digging wife wiped the turds from his gray.

Along came a slider, it dripped down beside her,
and she said "fark this shiat, put him in the home!"
And she got half anyway,

Hell, if Robert Klein wants to tap some young tail, who (whom?) am I to argue?

/Cheers!

You now what my dad always told me?
"Son, you've got to do what I did and marry a younger woman."
So I did.

My wife is 3.5 months younger than me.
My dad's wife (my mom) is 3.5 HOURS younger than him.
Close enough.
So, 3.5 years is ok, 3.5 decades is weirder, but when your age is 3.5 times her age, that's pretty strange.
/Not as strange as if he were 45 though.

My wife to be is 5 years younger than me. I occasionally get teased for being a cradle robber or a dirty old man.

I work at a state university, and I see farkable young co-eds every day of the week. A couple of them work for me as interns.

There are a few smart ones, but for most, all it takes is overhearing 2.5 minutes to their mindless drivel to confirm that I would cut my ears off and shove spikes through my temples rather than listen to that. If it was just farking, that would be fine, but marrying a 19 year old co-ed - I think I'd ask to have my eardrums removed.

After he dies in a year or two, that poor girl will never be able to look at a canister of Quaker Oats without bursting into tears.

Little Jake Horner, sat in a corner, eating a 19 y/o MSU pie.
He stuck in this thumb,and said "She's a plum, what a good boy am I."

Maybe they have some kind of pension scheme worked out. Maybe sex don't enter into it.

Miocene-Devonian romance?