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(Gather)   Miley Cyrus devastated by penis cake incident   (celebs.gather.com) divider line 97
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2012-01-27 04:59:03 PM
Maybe it's the porn thread from before but I read that as "Miley Cyrus devastated by penis."
 
2012-01-27 05:00:47 PM
Franks and Beans!
 
2012-01-27 05:23:19 PM
She would have posed with a real penis, but Billy Ray was busy that day
 
2012-01-27 05:24:18 PM
How is this a thing at all? There are pictures of her with a cake. It looks like a penis. I don't understand.
 
2012-01-27 05:35:32 PM
Do a quick GIS on "Miley Cyrus cake" and tell me that girl wouldn't be tossin' some salad too!
 
2012-01-27 05:39:33 PM
i186.photobucket.com

Who wants penis cake? Betty Cocker!
 
2012-01-27 06:13:57 PM
FTFA: Miley Cyrus was reportedly devastated after photos of her with a racy birthday cake were leaked online. The former Disney star posed next to a penis shaped cake that she ordered for boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, and the pictures were plastered all over the web.

WTF? She ordered the penis shaped cake for her boyfriend? Is he gay?
 
2012-01-27 06:22:33 PM
She couldn't find a bakery that did vagina cakes on short notice. Should have just tried making him a souffle and slamming the oven door closed a few times while it was baking.
 
2012-01-27 06:41:02 PM
Does Disney produce any starlets who aren't whores? I hope not.
 
2012-01-27 07:00:18 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: She couldn't find a bakery that did vagina cakes on short notice. Should have just tried making him a souffle and slamming the oven door closed a few times while it was baking.


** snort **

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Seriously, WTF is the big deal here? A penis cake-- so what?

What's wrong with our nation that this is a big deal- even for a celeb?

It's kind of like how you can see a massive amount of torture/violence on TV but the world nearly comes to an end if a female nipple is exposed.
 
2012-01-27 07:07:23 PM

TheOmni: How is this a thing at all? There are pictures of her with a cake. It looks like a penis. I don't understand.


She diidn't cupcake the balls.
 
2012-01-27 07:35:52 PM

Fark Me To Tears: WTF? She ordered the penis shaped cake for her boyfriend? Is he gay?


Because getting a penis cake for a straight guy is funny to young people? Anything else you'd like me to explain, gramps?
 
2012-01-27 07:54:03 PM

Mugato: Does Disney produce any starlets who aren't whores? I hope not.


I keep waiting for "leaked" pics of Debby Ryan.
 
2012-01-27 07:56:54 PM

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Miley Cyrus was reportedly devastated after photos of her with a racy birthday cake were leaked online. The former Disney star posed next to a penis shaped cake that she ordered for boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, and the pictures were plastered all over the web.

WTF? She ordered the penis shaped cake for her boyfriend? Is he gay?


Maybe it's the only way she will allow penis in her mouth?
 
2012-01-27 07:57:57 PM

Hoban Washburne: Fark Me To Tears: WTF? She ordered the penis shaped cake for her boyfriend? Is he gay?

Because getting a penis cake for a straight guy is funny to young people? Anything else you'd like me to explain, gramps?


Could you explain why young people are so stupid that they think it's funny?
 
2012-01-27 07:59:27 PM
I've got her devastator RIGHT here.
 
2012-01-27 08:03:29 PM

Mugato: Does Disney produce any starlets who aren't whores? I hope not.


I'll post this any time I get the chance:

It's more like parents who pimp their kids out successfully in show business often end up doing business with Disney.

/farking HATE parents who put their children in show business
//thinks parents who pimp their days-old infant out for a tv or movie shoot should have their babby taken away
///slashies
 
2012-01-27 08:04:22 PM

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Miley Cyrus was reportedly devastated after photos of her with a racy birthday cake were leaked online.


was it bigger than a baby's arm?

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-27 08:04:42 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Maybe it's the porn thread from before but I read that as "Miley Cyrus devastated by penis."


No, it's not you. It's definitely another headline that is exactly two words too long.
 
2012-01-27 08:06:19 PM
Penis cake or not, was it any good? Was is chocolate?
 
2012-01-27 08:06:41 PM

Riche: AdolfOliverPanties: She couldn't find a bakery that did vagina cakes on short notice. Should have just tried making him a souffle and slamming the oven door closed a few times while it was baking.

** snort **

--------------------

Seriously, WTF is the big deal here? A penis cake-- so what?

What's wrong with our nation that this is a big deal- even for a celeb?

It's kind of like how you can see a massive amount of torture/violence on TV but the world nearly comes to an end if a female nipple is exposed.


If it feels good it is bad.
 
2012-01-27 08:08:17 PM

give me doughnuts: Could you explain why young people are so stupid that they think it's funny?


Because they are slightly less stupid than someone whose first assumption is that a 19 year old's boyfriend is gay because someone bought him a penis cake.
 
2012-01-27 08:10:33 PM
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Young Man: So, all your cakes are women going to the bathroom?

Baker: Yeah. What's your point?
 
2012-01-27 08:12:16 PM

Notabunny: was it bigger than a baby's arm?


The filthiest thing on earth is a baby's hand. I vomited just looking at that.

Hoban Washburne: Because they are slightly less stupid than someone whose first assumption is that a 19 year old's boyfriend is gay because someone bought him a penis cake.


Someone bought me a cake with a huge set of boobs on it once, and I became a lesbian. So there.

It went away though.
 
2012-01-27 08:13:36 PM

cryinoutloud: Someone bought me a cake with a huge set of boobs on it once, and I became a lesbian. So there.


Yeah, but all women are bisexual, so you had a head start. That doesn't count.
 
2012-01-27 08:17:05 PM

Riche: What's wrong with our nation that this is a big deal- even for a celeb?


Basically the complainers are some American-Taliban fundies. You can tell by their Bizzaro-world naming conventions these types always use. This is a better article that explains it
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/27/miley-cyrus-blasted-by-con ser vative-group-for-penis-cake-incident_n_1236359.html?ref=celebrity (new window)
 
2012-01-27 08:19:33 PM

Hoban Washburne: give me doughnuts: Could you explain why young people are so stupid that they think it's funny?

Because they are slightly less stupid than someone whose first assumption is that a 19 year old's boyfriend is gay because someone bought him a penis cake.


Well, if he's not gay why is he getting penis shaped pastry?
 
2012-01-27 08:27:34 PM

BarbadoSlim: Hoban Washburne: give me doughnuts: Could you explain why young people are so stupid that they think it's funny?

Because they are slightly less stupid than someone whose first assumption is that a 19 year old's boyfriend is gay because someone bought him a penis cake.

Well, if he's not gay why is he getting penis shaped pastry?



His friends are gay?
 
2012-01-27 08:33:19 PM
I'm not gay, but that cake looks delicious.
 
2012-01-27 08:33:28 PM

give me doughnuts: Could you explain why young people are so stupid that they think it's funny?


Penis cakes: serious business.
 
2012-01-27 08:34:21 PM
Miley Cyrus devastated by penis cake incident

There. Much more intriguing head line.
 
2012-01-27 08:35:37 PM
They hired a rabbi to cut the first slice.
 
2012-01-27 08:38:15 PM
A few years ago I went out with a group of coworkers for a birthday. A few of us had our cameras and a good time was had by all. The next day or so, before I posted the pictures to a social media site, I brought my camera to work to show the pictures to the people involved. I had one male coworker, who had posed provocatively with some female coworkers, attempt to delete the pictures from my camera and even told me that I had to delete the pictures, if not, he would lose his girlfriend and job. Now, I'll say now, what I said then: if you don't want people seeing pictures of you doing something, DON'T POSE FOR THE CAMERA DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE.
 
2012-01-27 08:38:49 PM
There's a name for a band : The Devastating Penis Cakes
 
2012-01-27 08:39:06 PM
Headline should read: "Young Adult Female has joke photo taken".

Dicks are funny. People need to get over it.
 
2012-01-27 08:45:48 PM
A friend of mine got a penis cake for her sister on her 17th birthday, we brought it to her at school during lunch. Even the teachers and staff were laughing.


/csb
 
2012-01-27 08:49:19 PM

harm dealer: Headline should read: "Young Adult Female has joke photo taken".

Dicks are funny. People need to get over it.


It's hard.
 
2012-01-27 08:52:33 PM

Bedstead Polisher: A few years ago I went out with a group of coworkers for a birthday. A few of us had our cameras and a good time was had by all. The next day or so, before I posted the pictures to a social media site, I brought my camera to work to show the pictures to the people involved. I had one male coworker, who had posed provocatively with some female coworkers, attempt to delete the pictures from my camera and even told me that I had to delete the pictures, if not, he would lose his girlfriend and job. Now, I'll say now, what I said then: if you don't want people seeing pictures of you doing something, DON'T POSE FOR THE CAMERA DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE.


True, but it seems like it would help him a lot and not hurt you at all to delete said pictures.
 
2012-01-27 09:05:04 PM

Klippoklondike: Bedstead Polisher: A few years ago I went out with a group of coworkers for a birthday. A few of us had our cameras and a good time was had by all. The next day or so, before I posted the pictures to a social media site, I brought my camera to work to show the pictures to the people involved. I had one male coworker, who had posed provocatively with some female coworkers, attempt to delete the pictures from my camera and even told me that I had to delete the pictures, if not, he would lose his girlfriend and job. Now, I'll say now, what I said then: if you don't want people seeing pictures of you doing something, DON'T POSE FOR THE CAMERA DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE.

True, but it seems like it would help him a lot and not hurt you at all to delete said pictures.


Sometimes you just need to be taught a lesson.
 
2012-01-27 09:07:39 PM
FTFA: However, it seems the media is always there to catch every little thing that she does.

Uh, no. You posed for that picture. It wasn't the media that caught you, it was your friends.
 
2012-01-27 09:12:45 PM

Klippoklondike: Bedstead Polisher: A few years ago I went out with a group of coworkers for a birthday. A few of us had our cameras and a good time was had by all. The next day or so, before I posted the pictures to a social media site, I brought my camera to work to show the pictures to the people involved. I had one male coworker, who had posed provocatively with some female coworkers, attempt to delete the pictures from my camera and even told me that I had to delete the pictures, if not, he would lose his girlfriend and job. Now, I'll say now, what I said then: if you don't want people seeing pictures of you doing something, DON'T POSE FOR THE CAMERA DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE.

True, but it seems like it would help him a lot and not hurt you at all to delete said pictures.


It would seem even easier to just not pose for a picture he's going to have to beg away anyway.
 
2012-01-27 09:25:19 PM
So a 19 year old girl likes calk and pretending to toss salad. Wow. Jesus is going to pissed.
 
2012-01-27 09:33:01 PM
I wouldn't be so worried about the penis cake.

I'd be more worried about the giant chunk out of the...erm, end of it...that makes it look like fellow Disney starlet and mentor Lindsay Lohan had her way with it first.
 
2012-01-27 09:52:19 PM
FAMOUS PERSON DEVASTATED BY PUBLICITY
 
2012-01-27 09:58:45 PM
"Hemsworth seems like a loving, and supportive, boyfriend."

He'll eventually grow tired of her shiat when he's had enough ass tappin....
 
2012-01-27 10:00:31 PM
www.inquisitr.com

She looks so devastated.
 
2012-01-27 10:22:03 PM

Honest Bender: She looks so devastated.


She appears to have skills. Good for her!
 
2012-01-27 10:30:23 PM
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She has disgusto mouth nearly as bad as Winehouse did. Would not let my penis cake near it.
 
2012-01-27 11:03:19 PM

Honest Bender: [www.inquisitr.com image 377x456]

She looks so devastated.


It looks like that penis has herpes or something. She shouldn't put her mouth on that.
 
2012-01-27 11:22:12 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Sometimes you just need to be taught a lesson.


Some lessons are painful, same for paybacks.
 
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