Subbys Mom has to swallow sometime so I know this is not entirely true.

For some reason I pictured a cold storage room filled with mason jars containing sperm and labeled with dates of ejaculation.

So long, Christianity.

Mr. Fuzzypaws: River otters do too.

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The otter community frowns upon your shenanigans.

I'm not saying that this is the best headline ever, but it's the best headline ever.

I'm surprised sperm can live that long without being put into cold storage.

That little flagellum is powered by the tiny amount chemical "food" it starts out with. I guess they just stop kicking after a while and drift around those fallopians until they are either peed out or killed by the environment.

Which brings us back to keeping those buggers for 8 years. It's pretty amazing that they can remain alive and viable for 8 years.

What else is in there?

/shudder

Bathia_Mapes: "Females", submitter, not women.

THANK GOD.

Bathia_Mapes: "Females", submitter, not women.

Yeah, QUIT using funny, deliberately ambiguous, enticing headlines to mock real news stories !!

// wait - golf clap !!!
/ freaked me out

Bathia_Mapes: "Females", submitter, not women.

Oh come on! Subby doesn't know the difference!

This headline scared the hell out of me, good thing I RTFA before I went to my gun cabinet.

That's a low blow, subby. Speaking of low blows...

Hector Remarkable: That's a low blow, subby. Speaking of low blows...

I see what you did there, +1 for you sir

That's why you pinch her nose. It forces her to spit or swallow.

So it might not be mine after all?

/DRTFA

Oh no!

Woman farks poor guy number 1.
Woman leaves.
Woman farks rich guy number 2.
Woman activates sperm and reproductive process.
Profits.

is unimpressed ...

MooseUpNorth: That's why you pinch her nose. It forces her to spit or swallow.

Or bite.

Cricket sperm holds the secret to slowing the aging process

E.S.Q.: Cricket sperm holds the secret to slowing the aging process

Do you have to drink it or inject it?

Anyone else's heart skip a beat for a moment?

That reminds me...I really need to wash that sock.

Came for....

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is unimpressed ...

... leaving satisfied.

Always keep a ziploc handy and take the condom with you and never let it out of your sight. Or, vasectomy.

Here is one:

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

I see a new episode of "Hoarders" coming.

I'd like to propose a solution

So that's how my wife got pregnant 6 months after we last screwed

bhcompy: So that's how my wife got pregnant 6 months after we last screwed

I was gonna say, this opens up a WHOLE new area for paternity suits...

Came for Aeryn.

Leaving gratified, but unsatisfied, because there will never be enough Aeryn.

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm surprised sperm can live that long without being put into cold storage.

That little flagellum is powered by the tiny amount chemical "food" it starts out with. I guess they just stop kicking after a while and drift around those fallopians until they are either peed out or killed by the environment.

Which brings us back to keeping those buggers for 8 years. It's pretty amazing that they can remain alive and viable for 8 years.

I left something in the other thread about how stupid average is, though I didn't have you in mind specifically.

hung like a catheter.

TFA: But how these sneaky females pull it off?

How these babby? It pull off. Sneaky babby. But females?

read article no mention of humans so i guess this means you could cancel that maury povich taping

See, that's just gross, and it kinda makes me wanna be gay.
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Oh, wait, this isn't in humans?

Carry on, then.

FunkOut: fredbox: Always keep a ziploc handy and take the condom with you and never let it out of your sight. Or, vasectomy.

Why would you deny women who have a fetish for swallowing live sperm?

I wouldn't, but if I wasn't already covered by the 2nd case, I'd need visual confirmation of the swallow, and probably still suggest a whiskey toast afterward. My partners post-vasectomy have been pleased about the fact, not disappointed, though. But I'll let you know if it comes up.

the nifty ability to store sperm within their bodies for weeks and even years.

I think I speak for most men when I say that's not what I'd call "nifty."

So that's why my ex kept having kids that looked like her old boyfriends. Good thing they were always around to help out!