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(Pro Football Talk) Unlikely Irsay and Manning issue joint statement. "Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) divider line 57
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2012-01-27 03:42:46 PM
Aren't you a little short to be a quarterback?
 
2012-01-27 03:43:00 PM
Who are you Subby? What is your unit number?
 
2012-01-27 03:44:36 PM
cdn3.sbnation.com

"Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side ..."
 
2012-01-27 03:45:13 PM
+1 for that reference.

/Always get a kick out of Han's expression right after he says that.
 
2012-01-27 03:46:19 PM
veedeevadeevoodee: [cdn3.sbnation.com image 450x300]

"Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side ..."



That's not Al Davis.
 
2012-01-27 03:48:17 PM
The_Sponge: +1 for that reference.

/Always get a kick out of Han's expression right after he says that.


My favorite little scene is just before that when they get on the elevator and Han does the universal (literally apparently) motion for "you getting on the elevator?"
 
2012-01-27 03:54:19 PM
They want to make sure they can get good value for Manning in a trade if people think they might keep him.
 
2012-01-27 04:00:40 PM
Brilliant, simply brilliant
 
2012-01-27 04:03:18 PM
If something is bothering Peyton, I am sure that Archie will find a media outlet to tell all about it.
 
2012-01-27 04:30:02 PM
So the Colts shot first?
 
2012-01-27 04:40:54 PM
I'd pay good money to see Peyton carrying a football, screaming, and running down a hall after the entire Titans roster.
 
2012-01-27 04:51:50 PM
BKITU: I'd pay good money to see Peyton carrying a football, screaming, and running down a hall after the entire Titans roster.

Someone send that idea to the SNL writers. +1
 
2012-01-27 04:54:28 PM
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-01-27 04:57:43 PM
I_C_Weener: The_Sponge: +1 for that reference.

/Always get a kick out of Han's expression right after he says that.

My favorite little scene is just before that when they get on the elevator and Han does the universal (literally apparently) motion for "you getting on the elevator?"


Actually, because Luke says 'I can't see a thing in this helmet' as he gets on and the Imperial officer passes by, I always thought Han's gesture was more '*shrug* Rookies. What can you do? Am I right?'

Still, bravo for the headline
 
2012-01-27 05:00:23 PM
Three neck operations, with an attempt at stem cell therapy. 3 3 3 neck opearations...AH AH AH

He should take his tens of millions and say sayonara, NFL; elsewise he's gonna someday take a hit what knocks him into a wheelchair, Christopher Reeve style. I called it here iffns he keeps playing.
 
2012-01-27 05:02:33 PM
boring conversation anyway.
 
2012-01-27 05:08:10 PM
LUKE! We're going to have company!
 
2012-01-27 05:13:19 PM
Weapons malfunction.
 
2012-01-27 05:16:05 PM
fawlty: boring conversation anyway.

yyrkoon: LUKE! We're going to have company!

Came to post this, however, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-01-27 05:17:45 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!
 
2012-01-27 05:24:29 PM
i.imgur.com

Sorry, not good with PS
 
2012-01-27 05:26:39 PM
exploding pork: fawlty: boring conversation anyway.

yyrkoon: LUKE! We're going to have company!

Came to post this, however, leaving satisfied.


This.
 
2012-01-27 05:29:24 PM
Irsay points to Manning: "He's the brains, sweetheart."
 
2012-01-27 05:33:54 PM
BKITU: I'd pay good money to see Peyton carrying a football, screaming, and running down a hall after the entire Titans roster.

Hey! He's only torched like 4 of our playoff bids on the last game of the year.
 
2012-01-27 05:54:03 PM
"Into the garbage chute flyboy!"
 
2012-01-27 05:56:44 PM
Just wait until Irsay transmits Order 66.
 
2012-01-27 06:01:35 PM
UNC_Samurai: Just wait until Irsay transmits Order 66.

You just broke Rule #1 of Star Wars discussions on the Internet: The "Prequel Trilogy" never happened.
 
2012-01-27 06:04:05 PM
SamFlagg: "Into the garbage chute flyboy!"

"Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."
 
2012-01-27 06:07:45 PM
svenge: UNC_Samurai: Just wait until Irsay transmits Order 66.

You just broke Rule #1 of Star Wars discussions on the Internet: The "Prequel Trilogy" never happened.


desiringhayden.net

I HATE HIM!
 
2012-01-27 06:22:26 PM
"Look, I ain't in this for your revolution...I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money."

The Manning/Fitzgerald show in Arizona next year should be fun to watch.
 
2012-01-27 06:29:43 PM
fawlty:
*Shoots reporters w/blaster pistol*

boring conversation anyway.


FTFM
 
2012-01-27 06:38:16 PM
svenge: UNC_Samurai: Just wait until Irsay transmits Order 66.

You just broke Rule #1 of Star Wars discussions on the Internet: The "Prequel Trilogy" never happened.


You just watch yourself, lad. We're wanted men. I have the Death Mark on 12 servers!
 
2012-01-27 06:40:53 PM
UNC_Samurai: svenge: UNC_Samurai: Just wait until Irsay transmits Order 66.

You just broke Rule #1 of Star Wars discussions on the Internet: The "Prequel Trilogy" never happened.

You just watch yourself, lad. We're wanted men. I have the Death Mark on 12 servers!


I'll be careful.
 
2012-01-27 06:43:06 PM
Star Wars sports tab headline trifecta now in play
 
2012-01-27 06:48:23 PM
svenge: UNC_Samurai: svenge: UNC_Samurai: Just wait until Irsay transmits Order 66.

You just broke Rule #1 of Star Wars discussions on the Internet: The "Prequel Trilogy" never happened.

You just watch yourself, lad. We're wanted men. I have the Death Mark on 12 servers!

I'll be careful.


YOU'LL BE DEAD!!!!
 
2012-01-27 06:48:40 PM
svenge: UNC_Samurai: Just wait until Irsay transmits Order 66.

You just broke Rule #1 of Star Wars discussions on the Internet: The "Prequel Trilogy" never happened.


i80.photobucket.com

What Star Wars prequel trilogy?
 
2012-01-27 07:18:10 PM
Time Traveling Bunnies: [i.imgur.com image 640x430]

Sorry, not good with PS


Don't admit it, just say "quick and dirty" (Q&D)
 
2012-01-27 07:25:09 PM
lantawa: Three neck operations, with an attempt at stem cell therapy. 3 3 3 neck opearations...AH AH AH

He should take his tens of millions and say sayonara, NFL; elsewise he's gonna someday take a hit what knocks him into a wheelchair, Christopher Reeve style. I called it here iffns he keeps playing.


Pretty much all this^ He's done. His neck is a spaghetti string. Why not retire, go into Teevee, do the Aikman #1 Color guy for somebpdy, make more funny 'mercials (cut that meat!0 spend your money, go fishing, fondle women, open car dealerships and sail away. #88 in Dallas had the same choice. Irsay is not gonna plonk down another 27 mil to see Peyton on the bench another campaign. IF he does, he's an idiot.
 
2012-01-27 07:26:06 PM
This makes me want to find the old thread where you describe your sex life with a Star Wars quote but I either suck at using the Fark search function, or the search function itself sucks. Any tips?
 
2012-01-27 07:26:10 PM
buckeyebrain: svenge: UNC_Samurai: svenge: UNC_Samurai: Just wait until Irsay transmits Order 66.

You just broke Rule #1 of Star Wars discussions on the Internet: The "Prequel Trilogy" never happened.

You just watch yourself, lad. We're wanted men. I have the Death Mark on 12 servers!

I'll be careful.

YOU'LL BE DEAD!!!!


This little one is not worth the trouble, come now, let me get you something.............
 
2012-01-27 07:30:11 PM
stevie1der: This makes me want to find the old thread where you describe your sex life with a Star Wars quote but I either suck at using the Fark search function, or the search function itself sucks. Any tips?

HA! I remember that one.

"Stay on target..."
"I'm too close!"
"Stay on target..."
"AAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
 
2012-01-27 07:33:18 PM
stevie1der: This makes me want to find the old thread where you describe your sex life with a Star Wars quote but I either suck at using the Fark search function, or the search function itself sucks. Any tips?

Shoot first. women don't have orgasms anyway.
 
2012-01-27 07:34:38 PM
lacrossestar83: Star Wars sports tab headline trifecta now in play

'Let's just hope that old man got the tractor beam out of commission or this is gonna be a short trip...ok, hit it.'
 
2012-01-27 08:11:58 PM
Manning goes to the Jets as a trade or free agent. Book it. Done.
 
2012-01-27 08:17:53 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: SamFlagg: "Into the garbage chute flyboy!"

"Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."


Waaggrr Waagr Grah Wagh!
 
2012-01-27 08:29:40 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: lacrossestar83: Star Wars sports tab headline trifecta now in play

'Let's just hope that old man got the tractor beam out of commission or this is gonna be a short trip...ok, hit it.'


I'm pregnant.
 
2012-01-27 08:50:30 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: lacrossestar83: Star Wars sports tab headline trifecta now in play

'Let's just hope that old man got the tractor beam out of commission or this is gonna be a short trip...ok, hit it.'


You cut out the important part.

"Let's just hope that old man got the tractor beam out of commission, or this is gonna be a short trip. Check- we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and we're wearing sunglasses. Ok, hit it."
 
2012-01-27 09:09:32 PM
Harry_Seldon: Manning goes to the Jets as a trade or free agent. Book it. Done.

/This.
 
2012-01-27 09:48:57 PM
I am a quarterback like my father before me.
 
2012-01-27 09:50:06 PM
No, there is another...

www.themagazinetime.com
 
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