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Irsay and Manning issue joint statement. "Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
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ArkAngel
2012-01-27 03:42:46 PM
Aren't you a little short to be a quarterback?
I_C_Weener
2012-01-27 03:43:00 PM
Who are you Subby? What is your unit number?
veedeevadeevoodee
2012-01-27 03:44:36 PM
"Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side ..."
The_Sponge
2012-01-27 03:45:13 PM
+1 for that reference.
/Always get a kick out of Han's expression right after he says that.
The_Sponge
2012-01-27 03:46:19 PM
veedeevadeevoodee
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[cdn3.sbnation.com image 450x300]
"Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side ..."
That's not Al Davis.
I_C_Weener
2012-01-27 03:48:17 PM
The_Sponge
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+1 for that reference.
/Always get a kick out of Han's expression right after he says that.
My favorite little scene is just before that when they get on the elevator and Han does the universal (literally apparently) motion for "you getting on the elevator?"
GAT_00
2012-01-27 03:54:19 PM
They want to make sure they can get good value for Manning in a trade if people think they might keep him.
Blackstone
2012-01-27 04:00:40 PM
Brilliant, simply brilliant
Nabb1
2012-01-27 04:03:18 PM
If something is bothering Peyton, I am sure that Archie will find a media outlet to tell all about it.
RocketRod
2012-01-27 04:30:02 PM
So the Colts shot first?
BKITU
2012-01-27 04:40:54 PM
I'd pay good money to see Peyton carrying a football, screaming, and running down a hall after the entire Titans roster.
jayhawk88
2012-01-27 04:51:50 PM
BKITU
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I'd pay good money to see Peyton carrying a football, screaming, and running down a hall after the entire Titans roster.
Someone send that idea to the SNL writers. +1
Time Traveling Bunnies
2012-01-27 04:54:28 PM
RoyFokker'sGhost
2012-01-27 04:57:43 PM
I_C_Weener
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The_Sponge: +1 for that reference.
/Always get a kick out of Han's expression right after he says that.
My favorite little scene is just before that when they get on the elevator and Han does the universal (literally apparently) motion for "you getting on the elevator?"
Actually, because Luke says 'I can't see a thing in this helmet' as he gets on and the Imperial officer passes by, I always thought Han's gesture was more '*shrug* Rookies. What can you do? Am I right?'
Still, bravo for the headline
lantawa
2012-01-27 05:00:23 PM
Three neck operations, with an attempt at stem cell therapy. 3 3 3 neck opearations...AH AH AH
He should take his tens of millions and say sayonara, NFL; elsewise he's gonna someday take a hit what knocks him into a wheelchair, Christopher Reeve style. I called it here iffns he keeps playing.
fawlty
2012-01-27 05:02:33 PM
boring conversation anyway.
yyrkoon
2012-01-27 05:08:10 PM
LUKE! We're going to have company!
Smokey the Bare
2012-01-27 05:13:19 PM
Weapons malfunction.
exploding pork
2012-01-27 05:16:05 PM
fawlty
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boring conversation anyway.
yyrkoon
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LUKE! We're going to have company!
Came to post this, however, leaving satisfied.
monkwich
2012-01-27 05:17:45 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!
Time Traveling Bunnies
2012-01-27 05:24:29 PM
Sorry, not good with PS
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-27 05:26:39 PM
exploding pork
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fawlty: boring conversation anyway.
yyrkoon: LUKE! We're going to have company!
Came to post this, however, leaving satisfied.
This.
BKITU
2012-01-27 05:29:24 PM
Irsay points to Manning: "He's the brains, sweetheart."
GAT_00
2012-01-27 05:33:54 PM
BKITU
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I'd pay good money to see Peyton carrying a football, screaming, and running down a hall after the entire
Titans roster
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Hey! He's only torched like 4 of our playoff bids on the last game of the year.
SamFlagg
2012-01-27 05:54:03 PM
"Into the garbage chute flyboy!"
UNC_Samurai
2012-01-27 05:56:44 PM
Just wait until Irsay transmits Order 66.
svenge
2012-01-27 06:01:35 PM
UNC_Samurai
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Just wait until Irsay transmits Order 66.
You just broke Rule #1 of Star Wars discussions on the Internet: The "Prequel Trilogy"
never
happened.
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-27 06:04:05 PM
SamFlagg
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"Into the garbage chute flyboy!"
"Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-27 06:07:45 PM
svenge
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UNC_Samurai: Just wait until Irsay transmits Order 66.
You just broke Rule #1 of Star Wars discussions on the Internet: The "Prequel Trilogy" never happened.
I HATE HIM!
Lou Cypher
2012-01-27 06:22:26 PM
"Look, I ain't in this for your revolution...I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money."
The Manning/Fitzgerald show in Arizona next year should be fun to watch.
ZMugg
2012-01-27 06:29:43 PM
fawlty
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*Shoots reporters w/blaster pistol*
boring conversation anyway.
FTFM
UNC_Samurai
2012-01-27 06:38:16 PM
svenge
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UNC_Samurai: Just wait until Irsay transmits Order 66.
You just broke Rule #1 of Star Wars discussions on the Internet: The "Prequel Trilogy" never happened.
You just watch yourself, lad. We're wanted men. I have the Death Mark on 12 servers!
svenge
2012-01-27 06:40:53 PM
UNC_Samurai
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svenge: UNC_Samurai: Just wait until Irsay transmits Order 66.
You just broke Rule #1 of Star Wars discussions on the Internet: The "Prequel Trilogy" never happened.
You just watch yourself, lad. We're wanted men. I have the Death Mark on 12 servers!
I'll be careful.
lacrossestar83
2012-01-27 06:43:06 PM
Star Wars sports tab headline trifecta now in play
buckeyebrain
2012-01-27 06:48:23 PM
svenge
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UNC_Samurai: svenge: UNC_Samurai: Just wait until Irsay transmits Order 66.
You just broke Rule #1 of Star Wars discussions on the Internet: The "Prequel Trilogy" never happened.
You just watch yourself, lad. We're wanted men. I have the Death Mark on 12 servers!
I'll be careful.
YOU'LL BE DEAD!!!!
Donnchadha
2012-01-27 06:48:40 PM
svenge
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UNC_Samurai: Just wait until Irsay transmits Order 66.
You just broke Rule #1 of Star Wars discussions on the Internet: The "Prequel Trilogy" never happened.
What
Star Wars prequel trilogy?
neuroflare
2012-01-27 07:18:10 PM
Time Traveling Bunnies
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[i.imgur.com image 640x430]
Sorry, not good with PS
Don't admit it, just say "quick and dirty" (Q&D)
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-27 07:25:09 PM
lantawa
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Three neck operations, with an attempt at stem cell therapy. 3 3 3 neck opearations...AH AH AH
He should take his tens of millions and say sayonara, NFL; elsewise he's gonna someday take a hit what knocks him into a wheelchair, Christopher Reeve style. I called it here iffns he keeps playing.
Pretty much all this^ He's done. His neck is a spaghetti string. Why not retire, go into Teevee, do the Aikman #1 Color guy for somebpdy, make more funny 'mercials (cut that meat!0 spend your money, go fishing, fondle women, open car dealerships and sail away. #88 in Dallas had the same choice. Irsay is not gonna plonk down another 27 mil to see Peyton on the bench another campaign. IF he does, he's an idiot.
stevie1der
2012-01-27 07:26:06 PM
This makes me want to find the old thread where you describe your sex life with a Star Wars quote but I either suck at using the Fark search function, or the search function itself sucks. Any tips?
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-27 07:26:10 PM
buckeyebrain
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svenge: UNC_Samurai: svenge: UNC_Samurai: Just wait until Irsay transmits Order 66.
You just broke Rule #1 of Star Wars discussions on the Internet: The "Prequel Trilogy" never happened.
You just watch yourself, lad. We're wanted men. I have the Death Mark on 12 servers!
I'll be careful.
YOU'LL BE DEAD!!!!
This little one is not worth the trouble, come now, let me get you something.............
jayhawk88
2012-01-27 07:30:11 PM
stevie1der
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This makes me want to find the old thread where you describe your sex life with a Star Wars quote but I either suck at using the Fark search function, or the search function itself sucks. Any tips?
HA! I remember that one.
"Stay on target..."
"I'm too close!"
"Stay on target..."
"AAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-27 07:33:18 PM
stevie1der
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This makes me want to find the old thread where you describe your sex life with a Star Wars quote but I either suck at using the Fark search function, or the search function itself sucks. Any tips?
Shoot first. women don't have orgasms anyway.
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-27 07:34:38 PM
lacrossestar83
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Star Wars sports tab headline trifecta now in play
'Let's just hope that old man got the tractor beam out of commission or this is gonna be a short trip...ok, hit it.'
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-27 08:11:58 PM
Manning goes to the Jets as a trade or free agent. Book it. Done.
ShadowLAnCeR
2012-01-27 08:17:53 PM
Jim from Saint Paul
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SamFlagg: "Into the garbage chute flyboy!"
"Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."
Waaggrr Waagr Grah Wagh!
lacrossestar83
2012-01-27 08:29:40 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel
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lacrossestar83: Star Wars sports tab headline trifecta now in play
'Let's just hope that old man got the tractor beam out of commission or this is gonna be a short trip...ok, hit it.'
I'm pregnant.
t3knomanser
2012-01-27 08:50:30 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel
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lacrossestar83: Star Wars sports tab headline trifecta now in play
'Let's just hope that old man got the tractor beam out of commission or this is gonna be a short trip...ok, hit it.'
You cut out the important part.
"Let's just hope that old man got the tractor beam out of commission, or this is gonna be a short trip. Check- we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and we're wearing sunglasses. Ok, hit it."
four95
2012-01-27 09:09:32 PM
Harry_Seldon
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Manning goes to the Jets as a trade or free agent. Book it. Done.
/This.
you are a puppet
2012-01-27 09:48:57 PM
I am a quarterback like my father before me.
you are a puppet
2012-01-27 09:50:06 PM
No, there is another...
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