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(Talking Points Memo)   Both mayors in attendance at Obama's tarmac greeting in Arizona seem to agree: Governor Jan Brewer is projecting so hard that if you shoved a DVD up her arse and pointed her upwards, you could watch it on the moon   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com ) divider line 263
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2012-01-27 02:13:31 PM  
Shocked, I am. Completely shocked.
 
2012-01-27 02:22:15 PM  
The good governor has a book to sell. That's pretty much all you need to know.
 
2012-01-27 02:43:29 PM  
We get it, Gov Brewer. The black man scared you.
 
2012-01-27 02:47:05 PM  

strathcona: We get it, Gov Brewer. The black man scared you challenged you.


And the only adult in the conversation, as always, stayed cool. They're going to have to do better than Gov. Brewer to rattle the President.
 
2012-01-27 03:04:37 PM  

strathcona: We get it, Gov Brewer. The black man scared you When our black president comes to town, you can exploit racial tensions in America by pretending to feel threatened just so people will buy your feeble-brained book.


FTFY.

Conservatives are gullible racists.
 
2012-01-27 03:10:48 PM  
The best part about this is that come reelection time she will be saying, "Reelect the woman who faced down Obama in a tense showdown of wills. and won."
2 sec video quote, "he was very tense"
"Reelect Jan Brewer, Arizonas finest whench"
 
2012-01-27 03:58:43 PM  
Great comment there:

pan sapiens 14 pts

If Obama was really threatening her, he would of held a bucket of water over her head...ding, dong!
 
2012-01-28 08:40:04 AM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com

I reiterate: the thing that I find amusing about this "showdown" is that folks are upset that the President didn't hide behind interviews, didn't put out a book, didn't air his laundry, but told someone to their face how he felt, and this is supposedly a bad thing.

Bad, only because there's no proof of the words spoken, only their effect on a woman whose commitment to fiscal responsibility was to hook her state into 30 years of rent payments on State buildings, as opposed to looking at the tax structure in a state that saw an amazing housing boom. Brewer is upset that she didn't get a sound bite along with her photo-op, and is upset that she got told off by the HNIC, and got herself flushed and quivery about it on someone's long lens.

She thought that she'd bait the President into a confrontation, and she got told off, and it wasn't to her liking. Brewer is a perennial victim, and it's always someone else's fault for her failings. At some point, it would be nice if someone just took some damn responsibility. She pushed, she got told, in most playgrounds, you get whupped in public, you pick up your teeth and go home, and preserve some dignity, in this case, she got off even easier--she got told off, and to her face, and now she's screeching to the playground about what a meanie face the President was to her, as opposed to just keeping words to themselves.
 
2012-01-28 09:48:00 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: The best part about this is that come reelection time she will be saying, "Reelect the woman who faced down Obama in a tense showdown of wills. and won."
2 sec video quote, "he was very tense"
"Reelect Jan Brewer, Arizonas finest whench"


The woman was never elected to that office. She assumed it from the line of succession.
 
2012-01-28 10:00:49 AM  
TFA: "She said Obama walked away from her while she was in mid-sentence and even told one Phoenix television station she felt "a little bit threatened" by the encounter.

I pointed this out in a prior thread, but this conversation was with the President, in full view of the press and a massive security contingent. And she's "threatened"? What, Obama is going to backhand her? Seekrit muslin kung-fu her down?

Gov. Brewer: The idea of a 'dog whistle' is that only your 'dogs' hear it. If everyone can hear it, it's just a whistle, and all you're doing is calling attention to what an idiot you are.
 
2012-01-28 10:24:50 AM  
It seems to me that there are a lot of old white Republicans who like to disrespect the President.
 
2012-01-28 10:51:15 AM  
It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-28 10:59:23 AM  

dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x353]


Someone should tell her profile pics are not her friend
 
2012-01-28 11:39:02 AM  

WorldCitizen: Arizona, next time around you might want to choose a governor who is not a complete failure at life.


Once again; She wasn't elected, she assumed off after the previous governor went to work for Mr. Obama. Link (new window)
 
2012-01-28 11:39:40 AM  
office, not off

FTFM
 
2012-01-28 11:55:52 AM  
I don't blame her, it was the alcohol talking. That woman is shiatfaced 12 hours a day. It's amazing to me that she's even allowed to govern.
 
2012-01-28 12:04:24 PM  
Who's taking bets that this was a candidacy test? If Brewer's story resonated with the public and actually got people on her side against Obama, I bet the GOP would have rallied behind her and FAST.
 
2012-01-28 12:05:12 PM  
HOTY candidate +1
 
2012-01-28 12:05:22 PM  

gilgigamesh: The good governor has a book to sell. That's pretty much all you need to know.


That's become such a cliché in Republican politics that I thought you were kidding (new window)
 
2012-01-28 12:05:31 PM  

2wolves: WorldCitizen: Arizona, next time around you might want to choose a governor who is not a complete failure at life.

Once again; She wasn't elected, she assumed off after the previous governor went to work for Mr. Obama. Link (new window)


Pshaw - you're just part of the cabal of Kenyan socialists trying to keep the strong, conservative women down.
 
2012-01-28 12:06:05 PM  
Yep, Obama really looks like the tense one in that photograph, while she appears totally cool, calm and collected, her finger casually raised in the air, her face a mask of serenity.
 
2012-01-28 12:06:09 PM  

Outrageous Muff: I don't blame her, it was the alcohol talking. That woman is shiatfaced 12 hours a day. It's amazing to me that she's even allowed to govern.


Can she drive legally? I recall she had some DUI issues?
 
2012-01-28 12:07:08 PM  

strathcona: We get it, Gov Brewer. The black man scared you.


Could you imagine what it would have looked like if Obama was brown?
 
2012-01-28 12:07:09 PM  
Dear Mr. President,

Welcome to Arizona!

You've arrived in a state at the forefront of America's economy - and her future. We were at the brink. We were at the bottom of the list in job creation. Today, we have a balanced budget and we're in the top 10 for job creation.

I'm proud of that hard-won recovery - the result of many tough decisions, courage and perseverance.

My hope is while you are here you will have a chance to see our tremendous results first hand.

We both love this great country, but we fundamentally disagree on how to best make America grow and prosper once again. I'd love an opportunity to share with you how we've been able to turn Arizona around with hard choices that turned out to be the right ones.

And, of course, my offer to visit the border - and buy lunch - still stands!

With respect,

Jan


Might as well have been an Amazon gift certificate.
This woman should just keep a low profile and limit her politicking to introducing other speakers until her term expires.
And get someone to help her with her meds.

www.gulfdaily.net
 
2012-01-28 12:08:04 PM  

2wolves: Uchiha_Cycliste: The best part about this is that come reelection time she will be saying, "Reelect the woman who faced down Obama in a tense showdown of wills. and won."
2 sec video quote, "he was very tense"
"Reelect Jan Brewer, Arizonas finest whench"

The woman was never elected to that office. She assumed it from the line of succession.


I'll be damned... so she was. Thanks!
er...
"Elect the woman who faced down Obama in a tense showdown of wills. and won."
2 sec video quote, "he was very tense"
"Elect Jan Brewer, Arizonas finest whench"

\can we agree on that?
 
2012-01-28 12:08:30 PM  

i.imgur.com

Christ, Jan. Did you eat shiat for breakfast?

 
2012-01-28 12:08:44 PM  
Brewer attended Glendale Community College where she received a radiological technologist certificate, but never earned a degree.

This, I confess, makes me laugh.
 
2012-01-28 12:10:28 PM  
i.imgur.com

You know, if you photoshop this by just shifting Obama an inch to the left, it would look like they're about to have a big smooch.
 
2012-01-28 12:12:24 PM  

2wolves: The woman was never elected to that office. She assumed it from the line of succession.


Not only that, but she is probably the least educated governor in the USA. She doesn't even have an Associate's degree.
 
2012-01-28 12:13:05 PM  
hah if 0bambi can't handel Jan Brewer hows he suppoused too give Angella merkel a reacharound

farkin libs

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2012-01-28 12:13:37 PM  
Jan Brewer has Alzheimer's.
 
2012-01-28 12:13:40 PM  

2wolves: WorldCitizen: Arizona, next time around you might want to choose a governor who is not a complete failure at life.

Once again; She wasn't elected, she assumed off after the previous governor went to work for Mr. Obama. Link (new window)


Uh, she was elected in 2010. Link (new window)
 
2012-01-28 12:14:32 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x353]

Someone should tell her profile pics are not her friend


4.bp.blogspot.com

ok, now i see her
 
2012-01-28 12:16:33 PM  

fenianfark: 2wolves: The woman was never elected to that office. She assumed it from the line of succession.

Not only that, but she is probably the least educated governor in the USA. She doesn't even have an Associate's degree.


i41.tinypic.com
A challenger appears!

 
2012-01-28 12:20:36 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x353]

Someone should tell her profile pics are not her friend


images.politico.com

static.guim.co.uk

The angle isn't perfect, but...
 
2012-01-28 12:22:12 PM  

Outrageous Muff: I don't blame her, it was the alcohol talking. That woman is shiatfaced 12 hours a day. It's amazing to me that she's even allowed to govern.


I can't really blame her for that. I'd be shiatfaced too if I had to govern Arizona.
 
2012-01-28 12:23:31 PM  

i.imgur.com
You're right! When you raise your finger, your tongue goes to the roof of your mouth!

 
2012-01-28 12:25:35 PM  

Mrtraveler01: I can't really blame her for that. I'd be shiatfaced too if I had to govern Arizona.


Nah, she's been boozing heavy since the 80's. She might be in the government sector just so she'll have good healthcare when she needs her liver replaced.
 
2012-01-28 12:26:15 PM  
But this totally goes against Jan Brewer's reputation as a loud-mouthed twat.
 
2012-01-28 12:27:35 PM  
i.imgur.com

You mean the woman in this picture with her finger in Obama's face and he mouth fully open like she is yelling that then ran to the press right after might be at fault?

But both sides are just as bad (even if only the Republicans did something bad)... so vote Republican!

Republicans all know Obama was being "Uppity" and he should be "Shown his place".
 
2012-01-28 12:27:43 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Look how near the President is.


ooooohhh shiat
 
2012-01-28 12:30:29 PM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: fenianfark: 2wolves: The woman was never elected to that office. She assumed it from the line of succession.

Not only that, but she is probably the least educated governor in the USA. She doesn't even have an Associate's degree.

[i41.tinypic.com image 250x167]
A challenger appears!


Almost 1/4 of our Presidents didn't graduate from college. George Washington didn't. Andrew Jackson didn't. Neither did Harry Truman. Abraham Lincoln only had about 1 year of formal schooling of any kind. Jan Brewer is just trying to revive that fine tradition. Seen from that perspective, Jan Brewer is more qualified to be President than Obama.
 
2012-01-28 12:32:08 PM  

chimp_ninja: I pointed this out in a prior thread, but this conversation was with the President, in full view of the press and a massive security contingent. And she's "threatened"? What, Obama is going to backhand her? Seekrit muslin kung-fu her down?

Gov. Brewer: The idea of a 'dog whistle' is that only your 'dogs' hear it. If everyone can hear it, it's just a whistle, and all you're doing is calling attention to what an idiot you are.


Yeah why would she feel threatened *black man* from the president *black man* standing there and talking to her *black man* while everyone was watching them *black man*? I am sorry. Is the president known for attacking *black man* people for some reason? *black man*
 
2012-01-28 12:32:50 PM  
One thing I learned from Bill Clinton: When someone is shaking their finger at you, they are completely full of shiat.
 
2012-01-28 12:33:03 PM  
If you didn't know Jan Brewer was full of sh*t before this, you haven't been paying attention.
 
2012-01-28 12:33:18 PM  

Notabunny: LouDobbsAwaaaay: fenianfark: 2wolves: The woman was never elected to that office. She assumed it from the line of succession.

Not only that, but she is probably the least educated governor in the USA. She doesn't even have an Associate's degree.

[i41.tinypic.com image 250x167]
A challenger appears!

Almost 1/4 of our Presidents didn't graduate from college. George Washington didn't. Andrew Jackson didn't. Neither did Harry Truman. Abraham Lincoln only had about 1 year of formal schooling of any kind. Jan Brewer is just trying to revive that fine tradition. Seen from that perspective, Jan Brewer is more qualified to be President than Obama.


She was also born in the United States.


/oh yes I did
 
2012-01-28 12:34:04 PM  
She was elected in 2010, to my complete surprise.

/There was a large amount of dissatisfaction with her before her election
//her opponent was a Democrat, so naturally she won. Here in the reddest state in the union
 
2012-01-28 12:35:31 PM  
talkingpointsmemo.com
Brewer: "NGAAAAAGH NGAAAHHHHNHAGGHHHNGNAHHGNHAAAAAAAGH!!"
Obama: "You mad?"
 
2012-01-28 12:35:50 PM  
Many books were sold, she looked tough and Obama looked good standing up for the future's most important voting block, the Latino voters.

Everybody wins!
 
2012-01-28 12:36:18 PM  

WorldCitizen: Arizona, next time around you might want to choose a governor who is not a complete failure at life.


Arizona has actually recovered from the Recession, even running in the black with a surplus. So how is that a failure again? The politics of ignorance, you has it.
 
2012-01-28 12:36:54 PM  
I love that the most composed response I've heard from conservatives is, "Well, he deserves a scolding for the policies he's forced upon us!"

Raise the specter of the actual reason for his scolding, and you have to wait a while for them to regroup.
 
2012-01-28 12:38:12 PM  

MyRandomName: WorldCitizen: Arizona, next time around you might want to choose a governor who is not a complete failure at life.

Arizona has actually recovered from the Recession, even running in the black with a surplus. So how is that a failure again? The politics of ignorance, you has it.


A surplus is the only meaningful measure of success?
 
2012-01-28 12:38:58 PM  

ib_thinkin: I love that the most composed response I've heard from conservatives is, "Well, he deserves a scolding for the policies he's forced upon us!"

Raise the specter of the actual reason for his scolding, and you have to wait a while for them to regroup.


Remember Republicans are not responsible for their own actions. It's always because of liberals forcing them.
 
2012-01-28 12:39:27 PM  
What really happened....

GOV BREWER: See that airplane over there (pointing)....that's Sheriff Arpaio with a planeload of Illegals he is personally deporting....to Kenya. Got it?
 
2012-01-28 12:39:43 PM  
i.imgur.com

That is one pronounced chin.
 
2012-01-28 12:40:58 PM  
If I were Obama, I would have told that leatherfaced, dried-up old bag to get her bony finger out of my face.
 
2012-01-28 12:41:21 PM  

vernonFL: It seems to me that there are a lot of old white Republicans who like to disrespect the President.


I seem to recall a certain time, maybe a few years back, where disrespecting the president or making any critiques during wartime was considered wrong and treasonous by the right. I wonder what changed from back then to right now?
 
2012-01-28 12:42:16 PM  

MyRandomName: WorldCitizen: Arizona, next time around you might want to choose a governor who is not a complete failure at life.

Arizona has actually recovered from the Recession, even running in the black with a surplus. So how is that a failure again? The politics of ignorance, you has it.


And getting tough on Illegal Aliens is a big reason. Fewer Illegals taking jobs...and fewer Illegals taking government services. You think California would be paying attention
 
2012-01-28 12:43:33 PM  

vernonFL: It seems to me that there are a lot of old white Republicans who like to disrespect the President.


cna you blame them? he's black too uppity
 
2012-01-28 12:45:04 PM  

Rent is too damn high: 2wolv


You're correct. I have led folks astray.

I'm apologize for my error.

BAD WOLVES! NO BISCUIT!
 
2012-01-28 12:45:43 PM  

MyRandomName: WorldCitizen: Arizona, next time around you might want to choose a governor who is not a complete failure at life.

Arizona has actually recovered from the Recession, even running in the black with a surplus. So how is that a failure again? The politics of ignorance, you has it.


Are they still hiding that structural deficit?

You're a one-shot troll so I don't expect this to be answered.
 
2012-01-28 12:45:49 PM  
I not I'm

FTFM
 
2012-01-28 12:49:07 PM  

strathcona: We get it, Gov Brewer. The black man scared you.


3 posts until a liberal makes it all about race. Gotta love rational discussions where the rebuttal is "if you disagree with the president, you are a racist".
 
2012-01-28 12:49:53 PM  

EnviroDude: strathcona: We get it, Gov Brewer. The black man scared you.

3 posts until a liberal makes it all about race. Gotta love rational discussions where the rebuttal is "if you disagree with the president, you are a racist".


To be fair, Jan Brewer is racist.
 
2012-01-28 12:50:37 PM  

hubiestubert: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 512x640]

I reiterate: the thing that I find amusing about this "showdown" is that folks are upset that the President didn't hide behind interviews, didn't put out a book, didn't air his laundry, but told someone to their face how he felt, and this is supposedly a bad thing.

Bad, only because there's no proof of the words spoken, only their effect on a woman whose commitment to fiscal responsibility was to hook her state into 30 years of rent payments on State buildings, as opposed to looking at the tax structure in a state that saw an amazing housing boom. Brewer is upset that she didn't get a sound bite along with her photo-op, and is upset that she got told off by the HNIC, and got herself flushed and quivery about it on someone's long lens.

She thought that she'd bait the President into a confrontation, and she got told off, and it wasn't to her liking. Brewer is a perennial victim, and it's always someone else's fault for her failings. At some point, it would be nice if someone just took some damn responsibility. She pushed, she got told, in most playgrounds, you get whupped in public, you pick up your teeth and go home, and preserve some dignity, in this case, she got off even easier--she got told off, and to her face, and now she's screeching to the playground about what a meanie face the President was to her, as opposed to just keeping words to themselves.


It was the perfect set-up, except for one minor problem. The President wouldn't bite on her aggressive confrontation tactics. Instead of a photo-op of him losing his sh*t, we're left with an image of her scolding the President, as if she was his mother or owner. Point at a cop or a judge without anger in your voice and see what transpires.
 
2012-01-28 12:51:31 PM  
i1125.photobucket.com

/So Obama sez to the broad, "Thanks for the Latino vote, crazy old cat Governor."
 
2012-01-28 12:56:44 PM  
If I was a Republican, I'd be farking embarrassed by the clownshow my party has become.
 
2012-01-28 12:56:46 PM  
Spend some time in Arizona before you start knocking their hard line stance on immigration. Crime is out of control and a disproportional amount is being committed by illegals. I recently turned down a job offer because of it. Might as well move to Detroit.
 
2012-01-28 12:56:49 PM  

EnviroDude: strathcona: We get it, Gov Brewer. The black man scared you.

3 posts until a liberal makes it all about race. Gotta love rational discussions where the rebuttal is "if you disagree with the president, you are a racist".


Rational discussion, haha, with you, haha!
 
2012-01-28 12:56:54 PM  

MyRandomName: WorldCitizen: Arizona, next time around you might want to choose a governor who is not a complete failure at life.

Arizona has actually recovered from the Recession, even running in the black with a surplus. So how is that a failure again? The politics of ignorance, you has it.


well they had a fire sale. and sold off all the municipal properties and are now paying leases on them for one thing. they also laid off a lot of employees.
 
2012-01-28 12:57:00 PM  

lennavan: EnviroDude: strathcona: We get it, Gov Brewer. The black man scared you.

3 posts until a liberal makes it all about race. Gotta love rational discussions where the rebuttal is "if you disagree with the president, you are a racist".

To be fair, Jan Brewer is racist.


Jan Brewer isn't racist. She just thinks that there are levels in society based on nationality, regionality, religion, and skin color. And that through thorough examination one can determine how much better they are against other people.
 
2012-01-28 12:59:48 PM  

missiv:
It was the perfect set-up, except for one minor problem. The President wouldn't bite on her aggressive confrontation tactics. Instead of a photo-op of him losing his sh*t, we're left with an image of her scolding the President, as if she was his mother or owner. Point at a cop or a judge without anger in your voice and see what transpires.

Then try it WITH anger in your voice and see what transpires.
 
2012-01-28 01:00:28 PM  
Far worse for Obama...

i1208.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-28 01:00:52 PM  

hinten: EnviroDude: strathcona: We get it, Gov Brewer. The black man scared you.

3 posts until a liberal makes it all about race. Gotta love rational discussions where the rebuttal is "if you disagree with the president, you are a racist".

Rational discussion, haha, with you, haha!


I realize you are trolling trying to impress your fellow farkers in hopes of being sponsored for a TF subscription, but if you knew me you would know that I don't accuse people of being racist simply because they disagree with my political views.

Tiny minded people do. Tiny minded people post absurd thoughts about others here without knowing anything about them.

Tell me, can you disagree with the President and not be a racist? Big minded people want to know.
 
2012-01-28 01:01:07 PM  

dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x353]


O's facial expression just exudes "Oh gimme a freakin' break...."
 
2012-01-28 01:01:19 PM  

Hobodeluxe: MyRandomName: WorldCitizen: Arizona, next time around you might want to choose a governor who is not a complete failure at life.

Arizona has actually recovered from the Recession, even running in the black with a surplus. So how is that a failure again? The politics of ignorance, you has it.

well they had a fire sale. and sold off all the municipal properties and are now paying leases on them for one thing. they also laid off a lot of employees.


It does nothing to cover their structural defict either. It simply passes the buck down the road.
 
2012-01-28 01:01:36 PM  

9beers: Spend some time in Arizona before you start knocking their hard line stance on immigration. Crime is out of control and a disproportional amount is being committed by illegals. I recently turned down a job offer because of it. Might as well move to Detroit.


You sound concerned.
 
2012-01-28 01:02:26 PM  

EnviroDude: I realize you are trolling


sidoxia.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-28 01:08:21 PM  
Don't point. The other person always get defensive.
 
2012-01-28 01:08:53 PM  
I'm surprised Obama hasn't decided to pull an LBJ and announce he's not seeking reelection. I say that because he's had to put up with far too much garbage that has nothing to do with his policies or his actions in office. Too much bullshiat about where he was born, is he a Christian, is he a Muslim, is a socialist, getting heckled during SOTU addresses, this bullshiat here with Jan Brewer getting up in his face when if you or I did it, we'd been tackled and tased by the Secret Service.....all for one glaringly obvious reason, too.

That he wants to serve another term, that he wants to continue to lead this country despite all that says more about the man than his record in office does.
 
2012-01-28 01:10:13 PM  
I like how she is complaining that Obama walked away from her while she was in mid-sentence. I bet if somebody had their finger in her face and was yelling at her, she would walk away also. The lesson that she learned here is that if you act like a spoiled, idiotic, undisciplined child people aren't going to want to deal with you.
 
2012-01-28 01:10:56 PM  
As we get closer and closer to the 2012 elections, I think we should take some time to reflect upon the memes of the last cycle and encourage (or at the very least, anticipate) their return.
So everyone say it with me now:
This is bad news... for Obama.
 
2012-01-28 01:11:53 PM  

ongbok: I like how she is complaining that Obama walked away from her while she was in mid-sentence. I bet if somebody had their finger in her face and was yelling at her, she would walk away also. The lesson that she learned here is that if you act like a spoiled, idiotic, undisciplined child people aren't going to want to deal with you.


Didn't she aim a gun at a reporter a year or two ago? Unloaded, IIRC, but still.
 
2012-01-28 01:13:27 PM  
Lady, Obama has almost two years of experience being in front of a room of hundreds of people and dozens of cameras, between them connected to thousands of people who are just looking for a way to bait him into doing something that will make him look like a luggage-tossing Kenyan gorilla or a Polynesian cannibal.

Hasn't worked yet.

What makes you think your little white in-yo-face maneuver would have any effect?

Also, a bit of simple physics. Obama is taller than you, larger than you, more athletic than you, and has a larger and better security detail watching his back than you. (yeah, yeah, what's your security detail? State Sheriffs? Vs Secret Service and Marines? I think you're writing a check your ass can't cash.) In the long term, assaulting him is also a Federal offense. Start a rumpus, I DARE you.
 
2012-01-28 01:13:30 PM  

Fart_Machine: Hobodeluxe: MyRandomName: WorldCitizen: Arizona, next time around you might want to choose a governor who is not a complete failure at life.

Arizona has actually recovered from the Recession, even running in the black with a surplus. So how is that a failure again? The politics of ignorance, you has it.

well they had a fire sale. and sold off all the municipal properties and are now paying leases on them for one thing. they also laid off a lot of employees.

It does nothing to cover their structural defict either. It simply passes the buck down the road.


Actually no.

The future deficits are small compared to the mess Napolitano made. And they are future deficits, not current deficits passed down the road by deception, which is Obsmas modus operandi. Not perfect but a real start.

So the truth us that AZ will br much better off for whay she is doing, and we need to be doing much more like it at the national level. Regardless of your party politics.
 
2012-01-28 01:13:48 PM  

EnviroDude: hinten: EnviroDude: strathcona: We get it, Gov Brewer. The black man scared you.

3 posts until a liberal makes it all about race. Gotta love rational discussions where the rebuttal is "if you disagree with the president, you are a racist".

Rational discussion, haha, with you, haha!

I realize you are trolling trying to impress your fellow farkers in hopes of being sponsored for a TF subscription, but if you knew me you would know that I don't accuse people of being racist simply because they disagree with my political views.

Tiny minded people do. Tiny minded people post absurd thoughts about others here without knowing anything about them.

Tell me, can you disagree with the President and not be a racist? Big minded people want to know.


Yes you can, but when you start throwing racial subtext in with your comments, people are going to pick up on those and start to think that you are a racist.

This is exactly what Brewer did when she threw in her little comment about how she felt threatened by him, playing on the fear of the big black man harming the little white woman.
 
2012-01-28 01:16:21 PM  

Animatronik: So the truth us that AZ will br much better off for whay she is doing, and we need to be doing much more like it at the national level. Regardless of your party politics.


So you support raising taxes?
 
2012-01-28 01:17:03 PM  

dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x353]


Well she wasn't aiming to present him with a laurel and hearty handshake, huh.
 
2012-01-28 01:18:57 PM  

ongbok: EnviroDude: hinten: EnviroDude: strathcona: We get it, Gov Brewer. The black man scared you.

3 posts until a liberal makes it all about race. Gotta love rational discussions where the rebuttal is "if you disagree with the president, you are a racist".

Rational discussion, haha, with you, haha!

I realize you are trolling trying to impress your fellow farkers in hopes of being sponsored for a TF subscription, but if you knew me you would know that I don't accuse people of being racist simply because they disagree with my political views.

Tiny minded people do. Tiny minded people post absurd thoughts about others here without knowing anything about them.

Tell me, can you disagree with the President and not be a racist? Big minded people want to know.

Yes you can, but when you start throwing racial subtext in with your comments, people are going to pick up on those and start to think that you are a racist.

This is exactly what Brewer did when she threw in her little comment about how she felt threatened by him, playing on the fear of the big black man harming the little white woman.


Not for nothing, but I'm a huge supporter of Obama and I saw nothing racial about what she's doing. She's being a party-politics twat but her little tirade would be just as succesful against Clinton as it is against Obama.

There are plenty more racially tinged criticism and dog-whistle political wrangling than an unqualified bag of bones losing her cool.
 
2012-01-28 01:19:34 PM  
Politics aside.

Well done subby; fantastic headline!
 
2012-01-28 01:20:28 PM  

Animatronik: Actually no.


Actually yeah...

Brewer's budget acknowledges a structural deficit in 2014 of $282 million, but that understates it. Brewer's proposed 2014 general fund budget still relies on $114 million in ongoing sweeps from other state accounts intended for other purposes. So, the true structural deficit is closer to $400 million.

And things are more likely to get worse than better from there. In 2015, the full cost of the federal government's Medicaid expansion mandate kicks in just as the large corporate tax cuts the Legislature previously enacted begin to bite.

There is no plausible scenario in which this structural deficit heals itself before Brewer's term ends in January of 2015.


And consider that the actual structural deficit was three times what Brewer said it was, that's a definite no.
 
2012-01-28 01:20:45 PM  
Arizona, get your reps in check or the wall is going up... Just gonna wall that shiat in, maybe even divert the wall around Grand Canyon since it's technically federal land. 50ft wall, 15 feet thick, steel plate reinforced and a molten salt moat on top surrounded by electric fencing.

we'll cover the exterior with solar pannels and use it to power the fence and border towns.
 
2012-01-28 01:21:37 PM  

dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.]


i611.photobucket.com

 
2012-01-28 01:22:48 PM  

Ishidan: dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x353]

Well she wasn't aiming to present him with a laurel and hearty handshake, huh.


Shakes tiny fist.
 
2012-01-28 01:24:27 PM  

Ishidan: missiv:
It was the perfect set-up, except for one minor problem. The President wouldn't bite on her aggressive confrontation tactics. Instead of a photo-op of him losing his sh*t, we're left with an image of her scolding the President, as if she was his mother or owner. Point at a cop or a judge without anger in your voice and see what transpires.
Then try it WITH anger in your voice and see what transpires.


Both ways will end about the same. The judge will screw you as best he can, out of anger, at the lack of respect. Contempt of Court?. The cop will take it as an act of aggression, usually, and act accordingly with a response to stop you from taking it further. "No" is tantamount to physically hitting a Cop, the finger point is an act of aiming to hit a Cop. Either way, she has no room to complain about someone being rude, while practicing the fine art of being an asshell.
 
2012-01-28 01:26:58 PM  

Halli: Animatronik: So the truth us that AZ will br much better off for whay she is doing, and we need to be doing much more like it at the national level. Regardless of your party politics.

So you support raising taxes?


yeah they did do that didn't they. and a regressive sales tax at that.
sure it's only a 1% tax but how can the poor afford that when the rich can't afford a 3% income tax? and that's not touching capital gains that would account for most of their income.
 
2012-01-28 01:27:18 PM  
Just another clear-cut case of Conversing While Black
 
2012-01-28 01:31:19 PM  

Animatronik: So the truth us that AZ will br much better off for whay she is doing


You like paying rent on former state buildings?
 
2012-01-28 01:33:21 PM  
Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.
 
2012-01-28 01:34:44 PM  

EnviroDude: hinten: EnviroDude: strathcona: We get it, Gov Brewer. The black man scared you.

3 posts until a liberal makes it all about race. Gotta love rational discussions where the rebuttal is "if you disagree with the president, you are a racist".

Rational discussion, haha, with you, haha!

I realize you are trolling trying to impress your fellow farkers in hopes of being sponsored for a TF subscription, but if you knew me you would know that I don't accuse people of being racist simply because they disagree with my political views.

Tiny minded people do. Tiny minded people post absurd thoughts about others here without knowing anything about them.

Tell me, can you disagree with the President and not be a racist? Big minded people want to know.


Big minded? Like people who need alts in order to argue their point?
i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-28 01:35:16 PM  

MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.


Fail.
 
2012-01-28 01:37:37 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: This is fart news... for Fartbama.


Updated it for 2012.
 
2012-01-28 01:39:08 PM  
Brewer added, "I totally thought we were going to rap-battle."
 
2012-01-28 01:39:26 PM  

MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.


Sorry about your post :(
 
2012-01-28 01:39:33 PM  

Glenford: Big minded? Like people who need alts in order to argue their point?


Oopsie. It's pretty bleeding obvious that that's an alt login, but it's always nice to have confirmation.
 
2012-01-28 01:40:27 PM  

Jackson Herring: Uchiha_Cycliste: This is fart news... for Fartbama.

Updated it for 2012.


The full update would be "Balrog HUSSEIN Fartbongo".
 
2012-01-28 01:40:43 PM  
Playing politics requires nuance. This conservative says she has none.
 
2012-01-28 01:42:06 PM  
Like I said to a friend the other day who linked this "five reasons why Jan Brewer should keep her fingers to herself" feminist blog post, it really boils down to two:

1. The white woman is governor of a state that socially, economically and politically couldn't get laid in a whorehouse, that didn't even elect her. In fact, Barry Hussein Osama Soetoro is the reason she has her job, so the least she could do is say 'thank you'.

2. The black man she's pointing at could turn her dingleberry of a state into a green glass parking lot...and write it off as federal deficit reduction.
 
2012-01-28 01:44:16 PM  

MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.


Roughly the same as an average Republican knowing the difference between a noun and an adjective. (new window)
 
2012-01-28 01:46:07 PM  
theorellior: The full update would be "Balrog HUSSEIN Sombrero Fartbongo".

because he was in Indonesia
 
2012-01-28 01:47:50 PM  

dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.


*golf clap*

Ironically, many people in Africa are nearer.
 
2012-01-28 01:47:54 PM  

chimp_ninja: TFA: "She said Obama walked away from her while she was in mid-sentence and even told one Phoenix television station she felt "a little bit threatened" by the encounter.

I pointed this out in a prior thread, but this conversation was with the President, in full view of the press and a massive security contingent. And she's "threatened"? What, Obama is going to backhand her? Seekrit muslin kung-fu her down?

Gov. Brewer: The idea of a 'dog whistle' is that only your 'dogs' hear it. If everyone can hear it, it's just a whistle, and all you're doing is calling attention to what an idiot you are.


Reminds me of the white biatch in one of the Dolemite movies claiming, 'He raped me!' yeah, whatever biatch. And you're right, this goes beyond a dogwhistle. This is some five-alarm siren shiat. Worst part is that this is going to work for a good portion of people.
 
2012-01-28 01:49:36 PM  
i.huffpost.com2.bp.blogspot.com

I've said it before, and I'll say it again--NO MORE F*CKING ABBA.
 
2012-01-28 01:56:03 PM  

EnviroDude: I don't accuse people of being racist simply because they disagree with my political views.


Your mistake here is thinking that people call Brewer a racist simply because they disagree with her political views, rather than because they believe she is a racist.
 
2012-01-28 02:00:23 PM  
We need to impeach Obama now before he rapes yet another white woman.
 
2012-01-28 02:00:53 PM  

dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x353]


Obama actually looks like he's trying extremely hard, and not succeeding 100%, to NOT burst out laughing at the stupid shait this woman is spouting at him, whatever that might be.
 
2012-01-28 02:03:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-28 02:04:17 PM  
The only book i want to see Jan Brewer in is a list of failed Thunderdome contenders that fell to Master Blaster.
 
2012-01-28 02:04:54 PM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: fenianfark: 2wolves: The woman was never elected to that office. She assumed it from the line of succession.

Not only that, but she is probably the least educated governor in the USA. She doesn't even have an Associate's degree.

[i41.tinypic.com image 250x167]
A challenger appears!


Dear god, that guy is walking, talking, C-.
 
2012-01-28 02:05:21 PM  

Smoking GNU: dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x353]

Obama actually looks like he's trying extremely hard, and not succeeding 100%, to NOT burst out laughing at the stupid shait this woman is spouting at him, whatever that might be.


he should have called the secret service to arrest her and claim she threatened him :)
 
2012-01-28 02:06:54 PM  
All I know or bother to remember about Brewer is her croaking something about 'this (Arizona) is our nest)' in re: the immigration legislation debacle


/spoken like a true harpy
 
2012-01-28 02:08:30 PM  

dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x353]


I see what you did there...
 
2012-01-28 02:08:55 PM  
why hasn't anybody shopped a cigarette in Obama's mouth for that photo yet
 
2012-01-28 02:10:47 PM  
It shouldn't count because she's a patriot.
 
2012-01-28 02:15:18 PM  

lennavan: [i.imgur.com image 640x353]

You know, if you photoshop this by just shifting Obama an inch to the left, it would look like they're about to have a big smooch.


Do I have to do everything myself? (Quick/Dirty)

img593.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-28 02:17:12 PM  

SamFlagg: lennavan: [i.imgur.com image 640x353]

You know, if you photoshop this by just shifting Obama an inch to the left, it would look like they're about to have a big smooch.

Do I have to do everything myself? (Quick/Dirty)


nah, now she just looks like Nosferatu going in for the jugular.
 
2012-01-28 02:17:43 PM  
Barrack Hussein N0bama has a history of being rude and condescending towards those who aren't "properly respectful".

The of course there's the way he treats his superiors...

www.americanthinker.com
 
2012-01-28 02:23:20 PM  

CitizensUnited: Barrack Hussein N0bama has a history of being rude and condescending towards those who aren't "properly respectful".

The of course there's the way he treats his superiors...

[www.americanthinker.com image 520x413]


Can you spot the teleprompter and gay homo devil mustard?
 
2012-01-28 02:23:59 PM  

EnviroDude: Tell me, can you disagree with the President and not be a racist? Big minded people want to know.


[insert hydrocephalus joke here]
 
2012-01-28 02:24:47 PM  

falcon176: why hasn't anybody shopped a cigarette in Obama's mouth for that photo yet


I know, WTF is this guy's problem?
 
2012-01-28 02:26:09 PM  
i494.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-28 02:27:59 PM  

thamike: gay homo devil mustard


Great name for a band
 
2012-01-28 02:28:08 PM  
Is anybody honestly surprised that Brewer was lying or exaggerating the situation?
 
2012-01-28 02:29:12 PM  
I just realized where she got this shiat from. Perry greeted Obama at Austin Bergstrom a few years ago. He then later ran around, including in the last Governor's election, saying he "confronted" Obama. Perry came off looking like a moron and so did she, especially since she upped the derp level

blog.chron.com
 
2012-01-28 02:30:31 PM  

CitizensUnited: Barrack Hussein N0bama has a history of being rude and condescending towards those who aren't "properly respectful".

The of course there's the way he treats his superiors...

[www.americanthinker.com image 520x413]


Kinda like this guy?

static.rcgroups.net
 
2012-01-28 02:33:03 PM  

moralpanic: CitizensUnited: Barrack Hussein N0bama has a history of being rude and condescending towards those who aren't "properly respectful".

The of course there's the way he treats his superiors...

[www.americanthinker.com image 520x413]

Kinda like this guy?

[static.rcgroups.net image 468x331]


The guy used N0bama. You expect him to be serious?
 
2012-01-28 02:34:54 PM  

MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.


Both "mayors" are democrat, so vote Republican?
 
2012-01-28 02:35:51 PM  

strapp3r: Peter von Nostrand: dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x353]

Someone should tell her profile pics are not her friend

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x369]

ok, now i see her


Yep, that's the one I was thinking of
 
2012-01-28 02:36:53 PM  

Wyalt Derp: MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.

Both "mayors" are democrat, so vote Republican?


Republican Mayor Scott Smith and Democrat Greg Stanton.
 
2012-01-28 02:37:00 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I'm surprised Obama hasn't decided to pull an LBJ and announce he's not seeking reelection. I say that because he's had to put up with far too much garbage that has nothing to do with his policies or his actions in office. Too much bullshiat about where he was born, is he a Christian, is he a Muslim, is a socialist, getting heckled during SOTU addresses, this bullshiat here with Jan Brewer getting up in his face when if you or I did it, we'd been tackled and tased by the Secret Service.....all for one glaringly obvious reason, too.

That he wants to serve another term, that he wants to continue to lead this country despite all that says more about the man than his record in office does.


Could you imagine what would happen? Republican Derp would go off the scale!

LOOK! We told you he was a quitter! 'They' all are! WE were right..blah blah blah...racist overtones..blah blah blah

Some of our Fark shills would probably mess themselves they'd be so happy!

Besides, regardless of what you think of his politics, I don't think Obama is someone to give up. And he knows what he'd be handing the country over to if he did...
 
2012-01-28 02:37:17 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x353]

Someone should tell her profile pics are not her friend


Now I know what they can use to replace The Old Man in the Mountain.
 
2012-01-28 02:39:02 PM  
LOL, The old twat would never do that to a honkey President.

I agree with an above poster, the fact that Obama has had to put up with so racist, ignorant shiat from the right that I would not be shocked to see him pull an LBJ. He has had to take some of the most childish, rasicst, ignorant assholes and somehow NOT start laughing at them as the know-nothings they are.
 
2012-01-28 02:39:13 PM  

WizardofToast: moralpanic: CitizensUnited: Barrack Hussein N0bama has a history of being rude and condescending towards those who aren't "properly respectful".

The of course there's the way he treats his superiors...

[www.americanthinker.com image 520x413]

Kinda like this guy?

[static.rcgroups.net image 468x331]

The guy used N0bama. You expect him to be serious?


What was I supposed call him, "The 0ne"?
 
2012-01-28 02:40:02 PM  

CitizensUnited: WizardofToast: moralpanic: CitizensUnited: Barrack Hussein N0bama has a history of being rude and condescending towards those who aren't "properly respectful".

The of course there's the way he treats his superiors...

[www.americanthinker.com image 520x413]

Kinda like this guy?

[static.rcgroups.net image 468x331]

The guy used N0bama. You expect him to be serious?

What was I supposed call him, "The 0ne"?


Oh now you're just being silly.
 
2012-01-28 02:40:53 PM  

wooden_badger: Peter von Nostrand: dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x353]

Someone should tell her profile pics are not her friend

Now I know what they can use to replace The Old Man in the Mountain.


Too soon

Also, there aren't enough chains in the State of New Hampshire to make that face look presentable.
 
2012-01-28 02:43:07 PM  

CitizensUnited: WizardofToast: moralpanic: CitizensUnited: Barrack Hussein N0bama has a history of being rude and condescending towards those who aren't "properly respectful".

The of course there's the way he treats his superiors...

[www.americanthinker.com image 520x413]

Kinda like this guy?

[static.rcgroups.net image 468x331]

The guy used N0bama. You expect him to be serious?

What was I supposed call him, "The 0ne"?


The Man in the Boat.
 
2012-01-28 02:47:24 PM  

trotsky: LOL, The old twat would never do that to a honkey President.

I agree with an above poster, the fact that Obama has had to put up with so racist, ignorant shiat from the right that I would not be shocked to see him pull an LBJ. He has had to take some of the most childish, rasicst, ignorant assholes and somehow NOT start laughing at them as the know-nothings they are.


He was expecting it though. Heck, we all knew that the first black president would be very controversial, we even expected violence from the right! There has been violence, Gifford is one of the sad consequences of it, and so are the teabaggers.
 
2012-01-28 02:49:57 PM  

EnviroDude: hinten: EnviroDude: strathcona: We get it, Gov Brewer. The black man scared you.

3 posts until a liberal makes it all about race. Gotta love rational discussions where the rebuttal is "if you disagree with the president, you are a racist".

Rational discussion, haha, with you, haha!

I realize you are trolling trying to impress your fellow farkers in hopes of being sponsored for a TF subscription, but if you knew me you would know that I don't accuse people of being racist simply because they disagree with my political views.

Tiny minded people do. Tiny minded people post absurd thoughts about others here without knowing anything about them.

Tell me, can you disagree with the President and not be a racist? Big minded people want to know.


Well, the problem is that no one's been hearing about disagreeing with the President's political views. All I've been hearing from where I sit is that the number one priority of the GOP should be his removal from the White House, how he's trying to change the US into a "European-style socialist state", how he's an utter failure as a leader, how "Obamacare" is the worst piece of legislation foisted upon the American People [tm] since Prohibition, and that any political tactic is valid if it will prevent any of his agenda, regardless of what it is or might be, being furthered.

Still waiting to hear how the opposition is holding "differing political views".

By the way, I say this with the utmost diffidence in light of your TF status.
 
2012-01-28 02:51:16 PM  
If by "projecting" you mean "lying," I agree, subby.
 
2012-01-28 02:52:13 PM  

dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x353]


Heh.

He's a person who annoys her.
 
2012-01-28 02:52:13 PM  

CitizensUnited: Barrack Hussein N0bama has a history of being rude and condescending towards those who aren't "properly respectful".

The of course there's the way he treats his superiors...

[www.americanthinker.com image 520x413]


Well, hell.
If the Arabs cut off the oil, we'd be right farked.
If China cut off the iPad manufacturing line, we'd be right farked.

What's Arizona got that the United States as a whole wants?
 
2012-01-28 02:53:32 PM  

CitizensUnited: WizardofToast: moralpanic: CitizensUnited: Barrack Hussein N0bama has a history of being rude and condescending towards those who aren't "properly respectful".

The of course there's the way he treats his superiors...

[www.americanthinker.com image 520x413]

Kinda like this guy?

[static.rcgroups.net image 468x331]

The guy used N0bama. You expect him to be serious?

What was I supposed call him, "The 0ne"?


Your President.
 
2012-01-28 02:54:26 PM  

dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x353]


farm3.staticflickr.com

/From a 'shop thread for a FARK children's book.
 
2012-01-28 02:56:55 PM  

bugontherug: If by "projecting" you mean "lying," I agree, subby.


What is a "lie?" Everything is a matter of opinion, but whoever the most agrees is "truth."
 
2012-01-28 02:58:11 PM  

SamFlagg: lennavan: [i.imgur.com image 640x353]

You know, if you photoshop this by just shifting Obama an inch to the left, it would look like they're about to have a big smooch.

Do I have to do everything myself? (Quick/Dirty)

[img593.imageshack.us image 640x353]


FARK needs a scary button.

/Gah!
 
2012-01-28 02:59:10 PM  

SamFlagg: lennavan: [i.imgur.com image 640x353]

You know, if you photoshop this by just shifting Obama an inch to the left, it would look like they're about to have a big smooch.

Do I have to do everything myself? (Quick/Dirty)

[img593.imageshack.us image 640x353]



I took up the challenge as well.

i1049.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-28 03:00:42 PM  

CitizensUnited: WizardofToast: moralpanic: CitizensUnited: Barrack Hussein N0bama has a history of being rude and condescending towards those who aren't "properly respectful".

The of course there's the way he treats his superiors...

[www.americanthinker.com image 520x413]

Kinda like this guy?

[static.rcgroups.net image 468x331]

The guy used N0bama. You expect him to be serious?

What was I supposed call him, "The 0ne"?


Well, at least now I know who's submitting all the ClownHall links that are getting greened...
 
2012-01-28 03:02:05 PM  

Flaming Yawn: By the way, I say this with the utmost diffidence in light of your TF status.

Vocabulary check:
diffidence
Why be diffident to Envirodude just because he's a TFer? Five bucks will get you that badge, and that gives you access to ten times as many links to shiat upon. Hell of an investment for an anti-Obama alt-troll.
deference
Same story here. Save deference for the modmins, of which he aint one.
 
2012-01-28 03:03:25 PM  
Did she really expect him to say, "Hey girl, thinks for helping me to better understand me."?
 
2012-01-28 03:04:29 PM  
Everytime I see a zero in place of the O in Obama, I think we should start referring to Bush as BusT.
 
2012-01-28 03:09:27 PM  

s2s2s2:
Oh, yeah, and he also served in the Bush administration as the head of the Office of Management and Budget from 2001 to 2003 during which time the US went from large budget surplus to large budget deficit. And many Republicans wanted him to run for president on his "sound" fiscal policy experience.

Sound, yes, a sound just like this one.
 
2012-01-28 03:11:05 PM  

DarnoKonrad: bugontherug: If by "projecting" you mean "lying," I agree, subby.

What is a "lie?" Everything is a matter of opinion, but whoever the most agrees is "truth."


Thanks, Pontius.
 
2012-01-28 03:15:36 PM  

9beers: Spend some time in Arizona before you start knocking their hard line stance on immigration. Crime is out of control and a disproportional amount is being committed by illegals. I recently turned down a job offer because of it. Might as well move to Detroit.


If only there was some sort of elected official, a person that governs, if you will, that could hire people to investigate and prosecute criminal activity... Even better, if only there was some department of an overarching entity dedicated to immigration issues so the first person didn't have to worry about them...
 
2012-01-28 03:23:10 PM  
A million teabaggers jizzed themselves over Brewer putting Obama in 'his place'.
 
2012-01-28 03:24:41 PM  
http://i1049.photobucket.com/albums/s389/cdwd/obamabrewerkissatfirst.j pg

i1049.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-28 03:26:58 PM  

mscleo: http://i1049.photobucket.com/albums/s389/cdwd/obamabrewerkissatfirst. j pg

[i1049.photobucket.com image 392x542]


First she wants to kill him, now she wants to kiss him? Blow.
 
2012-01-28 03:28:21 PM  
quick n dirty

i.imgur.com

oh, I see I got beat to the dirty by mscleo
 
2012-01-28 03:40:41 PM  
Don't you think she looks tired?
 
2012-01-28 03:43:14 PM  

Ishidan: s2s2s2:
Oh, yeah, and he also served in the Bush administration as the head of the Office of Management and Budget from 2001 to 2003 during which time the US went from large budget surplus to large budget deficit. And many Republicans wanted him to run for president on his "sound" fiscal policy experience.
Sound, yes, a sound just like this one.


What does that have to do with me?
 
2012-01-28 03:43:26 PM  

Bucky Katt: Don't you think she looks tired?


Being angry is exhausting.
 
2012-01-28 03:47:13 PM  

mscleo: Bucky Katt: Don't you think she looks tired?

Being angry is exhausting.


Very much this.
 
2012-01-28 03:52:17 PM  

MyRandomName: WorldCitizen: Arizona, next time around you might want to choose a governor who is not a complete failure at life.

Arizona has actually recovered from the Recession, even running in the black with a surplus. So how is that a failure again? The politics of ignorance, you has it.


Which they will use to buy back the state buildings they sold. At a loss. And the unemployment rate in AZ is higher than the national unemployment rate. So yeah. Complete recovery.
 
2012-01-28 03:57:37 PM  

ongbok: EnviroDude: ... Tell me, can you disagree with the President and not be a racist? Big minded people want to know.

Yes you can, but when you start throwing racial subtext in with your comments, people are going to pick up on those and start to think that you are a racist.



Exactly.

I made the same conclusion last night while reading the "Low IQ behind some conservative beliefs" thread, when some guy replied
considering the demographics of the core democrats, i think the author of the study is smoking something


Just try to guess who said it
 
2012-01-28 04:06:57 PM  
Every time I see a picture of Jan Brewer, I can immediately smell alcohol, stale cigarette smoke, and desperation through my computer's screen.

What a lying psycho she is.
 
2012-01-28 04:14:31 PM  

WizardofToast: Wyalt Derp: MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.

Both "mayors" are democrat, so vote Republican?

Republican Mayor Scott Smith and Democrat Greg Stanton.


Wait, y'all were serious about mayors having party affiliation? That's as farked up as a football bat, mayoral/city council races are nonpartisan here, and I for one am glad of it.
 
2012-01-28 04:29:56 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I'm surprised Obama hasn't decided to pull an LBJ and announce he's not seeking reelection. I say that because he's had to put up with far too much garbage that has nothing to do with his policies or his actions in office. Too much bullshiat about where he was born, is he a Christian, is he a Muslim, is a socialist, getting heckled during SOTU addresses, this bullshiat here with Jan Brewer getting up in his face when if you or I did it, we'd been tackled and tased by the Secret Service.....all for one glaringly obvious reason, too.

That he wants to serve another term, that he wants to continue to lead this country despite all that says more about the man than his record in office does.


I think he realizes how historical his presence in the office is. If he is defeated in the election, then so be it... but quitting is not an option. There are probably things he wants to do in a second term that could not be accomplished in a first as well, and he may see it as his job to accomplish them no matter what.

Sometimes doing the right thing is more important than doing the easy thing.
 
2012-01-28 04:30:17 PM  

red5ish: Brewer attended Glendale Community College where she received a radiological technologist certificate, but never earned a degree.


Jeebus Christmas. We can't hire a DIRECTOR of my state agency without a college degree. Actually, I'm not sure if there is ANY member of our administrative staff that doesn't have a degree.

Pull it together, Arizona.

/When a Louisianian can turn their nose up at your politicians.... you have an issue.
 
2012-01-28 04:51:15 PM  
Republicans are master projectors.
 
2012-01-28 04:56:54 PM  

g4lt: WizardofToast: Wyalt Derp: MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.

Both "mayors" are democrat, so vote Republican?

Republican Mayor Scott Smith and Democrat Greg Stanton.

Wait, y'all were serious about mayors having party affiliation? That's as farked up as a football bat, mayoral/city council races are nonpartisan here, and I for one am glad of it.


Uh, it was sparked by some douche who didn't read that article thinking both mayors had to be Democrat. His snarkiness was undone by his stupidity.
 
2012-01-28 04:58:07 PM  

MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.


By the way, how can there be an over/under on both being Democrats. That makes no sense.
 
2012-01-28 04:59:22 PM  

Ishidan: CitizensUnited: Barrack Hussein N0bama has a history of being rude and condescending towards those who aren't "properly respectful".

The of course there's the way he treats his superiors...

[www.americanthinker.com image 520x413]

Well, hell.
If the Arabs cut off the oil, we'd be right farked.
If China cut off the iPad manufacturing line, we'd be right farked.

What's Arizona got that the United States as a whole wants?


Messicans for cheap labor.
 
2012-01-28 05:01:03 PM  

fusillade762: Republicans are master projectors.


They like to bait an issue too. I guess that might make them master baiters.


/thanks I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
 
2012-01-28 05:01:11 PM  

Impasse: [i.imgur.com image 640x353]

That is one pronounced chin.


This is also one pronounced Chin:

img715.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-28 05:01:37 PM  

Sabyen91: MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.

By the way, how can there be an over/under on both being Democrats. That makes no sense.


It does with GOP math.
 
2012-01-28 05:05:41 PM  

BSABSVR: Sabyen91: MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.

By the way, how can there be an over/under on both being Democrats. That makes no sense.

It does with GOP math.


I hope he took the points when he made that bet.
 
2012-01-28 05:07:12 PM  

Animatronik: Fart_Machine: Hobodeluxe: MyRandomName: WorldCitizen: Arizona, next time around you might want to choose a governor who is not a complete failure at life.

Arizona has actually recovered from the Recession, even running in the black with a surplus. So how is that a failure again? The politics of ignorance, you has it.

well they had a fire sale. and sold off all the municipal properties and are now paying leases on them for one thing. they also laid off a lot of employees.

It does nothing to cover their structural defict either. It simply passes the buck down the road.

Actually no.

The future deficits are small compared to the mess Napolitano made. And they are future deficits, not current deficits passed down the road by deception, which is Obsmas modus operandi. Not perfect but a real start.

So the truth us that AZ will br much better off for whay she is doing, and we need to be doing much more like it at the national level. Regardless of your party politics.


So selling all of your property and becoming a renter is a sound long-term financial strategy? You should have said something sooner. Your wisdom could have prevented the Great Recession. I mean, if everyone had been aware that real-estate ownership was a losing proposition, then the housing bubble and its horrible aftermath could have been averted.
 
2012-01-28 05:07:25 PM  

culebra: Every time I see a picture of Jan Brewer, I can immediately smell alcohol, stale cigarette smoke, and desperation through my computer's screen.

What a lying psycho she is.


So do I. Maybe we are sitting too close to our screens...
 
2012-01-28 05:36:46 PM  
Obama has never been very good at hiding his emotions when he's tense or upset. He clearly doesn't look tense in that photo. She's definitely projecting her tension onto him.

This is Obama when he's tense.
images.politico.com

static.guim.co.uk
I'm not saying he's afraid or anything, but he clearly doesn't like what he's hearing and he isn't happy being in that meeting.

If anything he appears to be blowing off Gov. Brewer.
 
2012-01-28 05:36:57 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Animatronik: The future deficits are small compared to the mess Napolitano made. And they are future deficits, not current deficits passed down the road by deception, which is Obsmas modus operandi. Not perfect but a real start.

So the truth us that AZ will br much better off for whay she is doing, and we need to be doing much more like it at the national level. Regardless of your party politics.

So selling all of your property and becoming a renter is a sound long-term financial strategy?


You have to understand you're talking to a person who honestly, seriously thinks if you convert from ten digits of precision (discussing billions of dollars) to three digits of precision (expressing that money as a percentage) you can excuse an eight digits of precision difference (tens of millions of dollars) as "practically a round off error", because tens of millions of dollars out of billions of dollars will fall in the "ones" column when expressed as a percent. I'm serious, this is actually a thing he did, and then claimed if you didn't understand the point of his baffling stupid idiocy, it was because you failed "pre-algebra" -- or what most first graders know to call "arithmetic", though that word, like handling a number in the billions, was probably too big for him.

He'll talk big about the math and numbers. He has little functional understanding of what they mean beyond making pathetic mental gymnastics. He's great at cooking the books and paying a lot of lip service about hating how people who manage a C- in arithmetic "pre-algebra" can actually handle the tough decision of whether to pick up the black pen or the red one when filling out the company ledger without having mommy or God or the magic talking banana or whoever the fark he has issues with telling them which is which. I dunno, maybe it's a cheerleader from his high school math post-algebra class. "BUT IF YOU EXPRESS IT IN KILOMETERS, THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MICROPENIS AND A NORMAL PENIS IS PRACTICALLY A ROUNDING ERROR! GRR! BE A CONSERVATIVE AND LEGISLATE SEX! ONLY IF WOMEN NEVER HAVE OTHER MEN WILL THEY STOP LAUGHING AT ME!"
 
2012-01-28 05:44:51 PM  

Saturn5: If anything he appears to be blowing off Gov. Brewer.


The fact that he did anything but visit the border, resign on the spot, hand Gov. Brewer the keys to Air Force One and announce that he lived his life afraid of a strong, conservative woman is an outrage.
 
2012-01-28 05:45:37 PM  

Saturn5: Obama has never been very good at hiding his emotions when he's tense or upset. He clearly doesn't look tense in that photo. She's definitely projecting her tension onto him.

This is Obama when he's tense.
[images.politico.com image 523x283]

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]
I'm not saying he's afraid or anything, but he clearly doesn't like what he's hearing and he isn't happy being in that meeting.

If anything he appears to be blowing off Gov. Brewer.


www.chicagonow.com

It takes a very sharp eye to catch Obama during the rare nanosecond he loses his cool.
 
2012-01-28 05:47:56 PM  

BSABSVR: Saturn5: If anything he appears to be blowing off Gov. Brewer.

The fact that he did anything but visit the border, resign on the spot, hand Gov. Brewer the keys to Air Force One and announce that he lived his life afraid of a strong, conservative woman is an outrage.


graphics8.nytimes.com

"I believe you promised me a sandwich, you wallet-faced hellbeast."
 
Boe
2012-01-28 05:49:25 PM  

theorellior: Jackson Herring: Uchiha_Cycliste: This is fart news... for Fartbama.

Updated it for 2012.

The full update would be "Balrog HUSSEIN Fartbongo".


I love it when it includes Balrog. Makes me laugh every time. He could have burned that lolgovernor to a crisp right there on the tarmac in front of god and everyone.
 
2012-01-28 05:54:26 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Outrageous Muff: I don't blame her, it was the alcohol talking. That woman is shiatfaced 12 hours a day. It's amazing to me that she's even allowed to govern.

I can't really blame her for that. I'd be shiatfaced too if I had to govern Arizona.


As a wise woman once said:

www.smh.com.au
I;d rather be a dead in California than alive in Arizona.
 
2012-01-28 05:56:37 PM  
We get it, Governor Brewer is a woman.
 
2012-01-28 06:04:08 PM  

thamike: It takes a very sharp eye to catch Obama during the rare nanosecond he loses his cool.


In fairness, it takes only a mediocre professional photographer to click the shutter often enough to catch anybody, at all, making a seemingly inopportune gesture, be it a seemingly grumpy face, a wagging, accusing finger, a bumbling body, or anything else for that matter.

The camera never lies? Please. Those things can tell whole tall tale in 1/1000th of a second.
 
2012-01-28 06:06:26 PM  
Jan needs a good "workout" from about 6 linemen from the N.Y. Giants football team after a hot august training day. i think that'll clear her mind up a little. relieve some stress.
 
2012-01-28 06:07:05 PM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: thamike: It takes a very sharp eye to catch Obama during the rare nanosecond he loses his cool.

In fairness, it takes only a mediocre professional photographer to click the shutter often enough to catch anybody, at all, making a seemingly inopportune gesture, be it a seemingly grumpy face, a wagging, accusing finger, a bumbling body, or anything else for that matter.

The camera never lies? Please. Those things can tell whole tall tale in 1/1000th of a second.


That, too.
 
2012-01-28 06:13:13 PM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: In fairness, it takes only a mediocre professional photographer to click the shutter often enough to catch anybody, at all, making a seemingly inopportune gesture, be it a seemingly grumpy face, a wagging, accusing finger, a bumbling body, or anything else for that matter.

The camera never lies? Please. Those things can tell whole tall tale in 1/1000th of a second.


I'm sure we all remember this one:
needsofthemany.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-28 06:25:28 PM  

DarnoKonrad: bugontherug: If by "projecting" you mean "lying," I agree, subby.

What is a "lie?" Everything is a matter of opinion, but whoever the most agrees is "truth."


Don't forget to wash your hands, Pontius...
 
2012-01-28 06:26:47 PM  

quizzical: Dr. Mojo PhD: In fairness, it takes only a mediocre professional photographer to click the shutter often enough to catch anybody, at all, making a seemingly inopportune gesture, be it a seemingly grumpy face, a wagging, accusing finger, a bumbling body, or anything else for that matter.

The camera never lies? Please. Those things can tell whole tall tale in 1/1000th of a second.

I'm sure we all remember this one:
[needsofthemany.files.wordpress.com image 500x442]


That just means he's a good judge of tail.
 
2012-01-28 06:30:01 PM  

quizzical: Dr. Mojo PhD: In fairness, it takes only a mediocre professional photographer to click the shutter often enough to catch anybody, at all, making a seemingly inopportune gesture, be it a seemingly grumpy face, a wagging, accusing finger, a bumbling body, or anything else for that matter.

The camera never lies? Please. Those things can tell whole tall tale in 1/1000th of a second.

I'm sure we all remember this one:
[needsofthemany.files.wordpress.com image 500x442]


I just love the look on Sarkozy's face. It's like he's silently agreeing with Obama that yes, that is one fine ass.
 
2012-01-28 06:35:59 PM  

CitizensUnited: Barrack Hussein N0bama has a history of being rude and condescending towards those who aren't "properly respectful".

The of course there's the way he treats his superiors...

[www.americanthinker.com image 520x413]


Oh, THERE you are! Such a good job! You actually got some hits this time! Who's the best little troll? Yes you are! yes you are!

/they're so cute when they're little
 
2012-01-28 07:03:57 PM  

WorldCitizen: 2wolves: WorldCitizen: Arizona, next time around you might want to choose a governor who is not a complete failure at life.

Once again; She wasn't elected, she assumed off after the previous governor went to work for Mr. Obama. Link (new window)

And as it was already pointed out, she was elected to office in a 2010 election. So yes, the people of Arizona elected her to be their governor.


And I already apologized. You want I go for a special dispensation?
 
2012-01-28 07:12:38 PM  

UCFRoadWarrior: MyRandomName: WorldCitizen: Arizona, next time around you might want to choose a governor who is not a complete failure at life.

Arizona has actually recovered from the Recession, even running in the black with a surplus. So how is that a failure again? The politics of ignorance, you has it.

And getting tough on Illegal Aliens companies that hire illegal immigrants is a big reason. Fewer Illegals taking getting jobs...and fewer Illegals taking government services. You think California would be paying attention


1. Illegal immigrants can't get "government services", whatever you think they are. You have to be a citizen to get welfare, food stamps, unemployment, etc. I'm guessing in your Google search for this info, the FoxNews website caught your attention and you just couldn't tear yourself away, huh?
And before the words "anchor baby" spew out of your piehole, remember that if you are born here, you are a citizen, and if you are a citizen you get to use any government service your citizenship allows you to. That's the law, and it's a good one.

2. Arizona decided to b*chslap businesses that hire illegal immigrants, which is where the enforcement should have been in the first place. Easier to enforce, less expensive to enforce, and a damn sight less racist to enforce... but then you don't get those news clips of dirty brown people being tossed into ICE vans, only white americans in khakis and polo shirts. Just doesn't have the same visual and visceral appeal to the mouth-breathers, now does it?

But of course people like you want to somehow blame the brown man for twisting the white man's arm to hire him. Got news for you... the brown man ain't taking sh*t, cause the greedy white guys are giving it to him. B*tch at them instead.

Supreme court decision on Arizona employer sanctions for hiring illegal immigrants, NYT
 
2012-01-28 07:13:48 PM  

DVOM: One thing I learned from Bill Clinton: When someone is shaking their finger at you, they are completely full of shiat.


I lolled.
 
2012-01-28 07:20:48 PM  
img857.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-28 07:25:26 PM  
Some dude on NPR was talking about this and referred to it as "Breakfast for Scorpions" before immediately correcting himself.

It wasn't intentional, but now that I know he was talking about her book, it's funny.

/didn't know what book he was talking about
//who wags their finger at anyone in civilized discourse?
 
2012-01-28 07:36:55 PM  

Linux_Yes: Jan needs a good "workout" from about 6 linemen from the N.Y. Giants football team after a hot august training day. i think that'll clear her mind up a little. relieve some stress.


Just when I think you can't get any more bizarre... Boom. Headshot.
 
2012-01-28 07:39:42 PM  
i47.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-28 07:45:45 PM  

EnviroDude: hinten: EnviroDude: strathcona: We get it, Gov Brewer. The black man scared you.

3 posts until a liberal makes it all about race. Gotta love rational discussions where the rebuttal is "if you disagree with the president, you are a racist".

Rational discussion, haha, with you, haha!

I realize you are trolling trying to impress your fellow farkers in hopes of being sponsored for a TF subscription, but if you knew me you would know that I don't accuse people of being racist simply because they disagree with my political views.

Tiny minded people do. Tiny minded people post absurd thoughts about others here without knowing anything about them.

Tell me, can you disagree with the President and not be a racist? Big minded people want to know.


Since you are an obvious troll and seem to think hinten is only trolling for TotalFark, and I have you listed as a total troll, hinten now has a month of free TotalFark.
 
2012-01-28 07:59:15 PM  

MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.


One was. The other wasn't.

The other politician on hand to greet the president, Republican Mayor Scott Smith of Mesa, Ariz., told TPM on Thursday that the discussion between the president and governor was an "awkward moment" but little more than that.
 
2012-01-28 08:25:50 PM  

Lansydyr: Since you are an obvious troll and seem to think hinten is only trolling for TotalFark, and I have you listed as a total troll, hinten now has a month of free TotalFark.


Laughter out loud.
 
2012-01-28 08:42:22 PM  
"Baby, please. I am not from Havana."

i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-28 09:04:41 PM  

Boe: theorellior: Jackson Herring: Uchiha_Cycliste: This is fart news... for Fartbama.

Updated it for 2012.

The full update would be "Balrog HUSSEIN Fartbongo".

I love it when it includes Balrog. Makes me laugh every time. He could have burned that lolgovernor to a crisp right there on the tarmac in front of god and everyone.


On my work computer I have a wonderful image macro of Gandalf standing on the bridge of Khazad-dûm, shouting YOU SHALL NOT POST
 
2012-01-28 09:15:11 PM  

theorellior: Lansydyr: Since you are an obvious troll and seem to think hinten is only trolling for TotalFark, and I have you listed as a total troll, hinten now has a month of free TotalFark.

Laughter out loud.


Don't forget that this makes 0bama president automatically.
 
2012-01-28 09:37:10 PM  
Obama did the right thing walking away. You don't argue with drunks, children, or crazy people. You can take your pick as to which one brewer is at any given moment.
 
2012-01-28 09:39:08 PM  
Ahh, going with the Mayella Ewell approach I see.

/All I did was ask him to bust up a chiffarobe
 
2012-01-28 10:06:23 PM  
I just think it's hilarious that this old coot is some sort of teatard hero for doing this. Creating massive budget issues for future administrations and making Arizona the laughing stock of the country is certainly worthy of hilarity. Only idiots would fellate her for it.
 
2012-01-28 10:13:32 PM  

timujin: SamFlagg: lennavan: [i.imgur.com image 640x353]

You know, if you photoshop this by just shifting Obama an inch to the left, it would look like they're about to have a big smooch.

Do I have to do everything myself? (Quick/Dirty)

nah, now she just looks like Nosferatu going in for the jugular.


Thought it looked more like she has unhinged her jaw, and that she was going in for the kill.

/little did she know it was the killing of her political career
//Or perhaps maiming?
///Really, just trying to make sure that no farkers think that I think she won the day.
////Also that the secret service don't think I mean a literal kill
 
2012-01-28 10:22:49 PM  

TV's Vinnie: [talkingpointsmemo.com image 640x353]
Brewer: "NGAAAAAGH NGAAAHHHHNHAGGHHHNGNAHHGNHAAAAAAAGH!!"
Obama: "You mad?"

i.imgur.com
Show us on the doll where you say that Obama touched you
 
2012-01-28 10:42:41 PM  

soy_bomb: We get it, Governor Brewer is a woman.


[citationneeded]

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: [i47.photobucket.com image 547x387]


Lawls.

Brewer totally looks like a love chile who is the forbidden fruit of a one night stand between Mack Tonight and Leatherface from TCM.
 
2012-01-28 11:17:49 PM  

Lansydyr: Since you are an obvious troll and seem to think hinten is only trolling for TotalFark, and I have you listed as a total troll, hinten now has a month of free TotalFark.


Okay, now I feel used like one of those blowup dolls. Or like a condom that is used by two titans fughting each other. I am a tool in the fight against evil only to be discarded at the end.

And I like it...

Thank you Lansydyr, no matter what reasons prompted to you to give me a freebie, thank you very much.
 
2012-01-28 11:58:27 PM  

soy_bomb: We get it, Governor Brewer is a woman.


Are you sure?
 
2012-01-29 12:03:52 AM  

trotsky: I just think it's hilarious that this old coot is some sort of teatard hero for doing this. Creating massive budget issues for future administrations and making Arizona the laughing stock of the country is certainly worthy of hilarity. Only idiots would fellate her for it.


The idiots don't look at how the current budgets will be paid for. Right-wing morons are saying Scott Walker balanced the budget here in Wisconsin. Except all he did was create a worse budget in 2013-2015.
 
2012-01-29 12:05:19 AM  

hinten: Lansydyr: Since you are an obvious troll and seem to think hinten is only trolling for TotalFark, and I have you listed as a total troll, hinten now has a month of free TotalFark.

Okay, now I feel used like one of those blowup dolls. Or like a condom that is used by two titans fughting each other. I am a tool in the fight against evil only to be discarded at the end.

And I like it...

Thank you Lansydyr, no matter what reasons prompted to you to give me a freebie, thank you very much.


It was the purest of reasons, too.
 
2012-01-29 12:16:27 AM  

quizzical: Dr. Mojo PhD: In fairness, it takes only a mediocre professional photographer to click the shutter often enough to catch anybody, at all, making a seemingly inopportune gesture, be it a seemingly grumpy face, a wagging, accusing finger, a bumbling body, or anything else for that matter.

The camera never lies? Please. Those things can tell whole tall tale in 1/1000th of a second.

I'm sure we all remember this one:



My favorite part of that picture is the smirk on Sarkozy's face. I can almost hear the thought," ah so he's an ass man huh."
 
2012-01-29 12:16:57 AM  

hubiestubert: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 512x640]

I reiterate: the thing that I find amusing about this "showdown" is that folks are upset that the President didn't hide behind interviews, didn't put out a book, didn't air his laundry, but told someone to their face how he felt, and this is supposedly a bad thing.

Bad, only because there's no proof of the words spoken, only their effect on a woman whose commitment to fiscal responsibility was to hook her state into 30 years of rent payments on State buildings, as opposed to looking at the tax structure in a state that saw an amazing housing boom. Brewer is upset that she didn't get a sound bite along with her photo-op, and is upset that she got told off by the HNIC, and got herself flushed and quivery about it on someone's long lens.

She thought that she'd bait the President into a confrontation, and she got told off, and it wasn't to her liking. Brewer is a perennial victim, and it's always someone else's fault for her failings. At some point, it would be nice if someone just took some damn responsibility. She pushed, she got told, in most playgrounds, you get whupped in public, you pick up your teeth and go home, and preserve some dignity, in this case, she got off even easier--she got told off, and to her face, and now she's screeching to the playground about what a meanie face the President was to her, as opposed to just keeping words to themselves.


Amen.

dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x353]


Ba-doom-tsshh. I lol'd.

Impasse: That is one pronounced chin.


I'm gonna call her Spike from now on.

Fart_Machine: Are they still hiding that structural deficit?


Yeah, that's what I expected. It's very easy to make everything look good on paper. Much different -- and much harder -- to fix it for real. Looks like Arizona picked up a lesson from Texas here.

Summer Glau's Love Slave: /So Obama sez to the broad, "Thanks for the Latino vote, crazy old cat Governor."


I am so loving this thread.

MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.


Without looking at your profile or skimming for your other comments, I wonder what the over/under is on your being a complete moran?

ultraholland: Brewer added, "I totally thought we were going to rap-battle."


Oh, it's ON.

Jiggatron69: The only book i want to see Jan Brewer in is a list of failed Thunderdome contenders that fell to Master Blaster.


I am SO loving this thread.

timujin: nah, now she just looks like Nosferatu going in for the jugular.


::snrk::

Dr. Mojo PhD: GRR!


I am so extremely loving this thread.

Dr. Mojo PhD: The camera never lies? Please. Those things can tell whole tall tale in 1/1000th of a second.


It's absolutely true. The human mind is a very gullible beast, and it's all too easy to play tricks with cameras to persuade it to whatever impression you'd like the viewer to have. We learned a lot of these tricks in first-year videography, and you can see them in almost constant use on TV news. People say the camera doesn't lie, but photographers and editors definitely can, and definitely know how to make the camera say whatever they want it to.

Lansydyr: Since you are an obvious troll and seem to think hinten is only trolling for TotalFark, and I have you listed as a total troll, hinten now has a month of free TotalFark.


Hey, blowjobs all around, everyone.
 
2012-01-29 12:25:06 AM  

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.

Without looking at your profile or skimming for your other comments, I wonder what the over/under is on your being a complete moran?


If the over/under is 0.5 on that I am taking the over.
 
2012-01-29 12:26:20 AM  

Sabyen91: soy_bomb: We get it, Governor Brewer is a woman.

Are you sure?


I'm fresh out of brain bleach. I'll pay you a gazillion dollars to not ask how he knows.
 
2012-01-29 12:37:44 AM  

s2s2s2: Ishidan: s2s2s2:
Oh, yeah, and he also served in the Bush administration as the head of the Office of Management and Budget from 2001 to 2003 during which time the US went from large budget surplus to large budget deficit. And many Republicans wanted him to run for president on his "sound" fiscal policy experience.
Sound, yes, a sound just like this one.

What does that have to do with me?


Huh, that was odd. Misquote.
 
2012-01-29 12:41:55 AM  

Notabunny: Sabyen91: soy_bomb: We get it, Governor Brewer is a woman.

Are you sure?

I'm fresh out of brain bleach. I'll pay you a gazillion dollars to not ask how he knows.


The crypt-keeper has plenty of bone...
 
2012-01-29 01:52:04 AM  
i229.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-29 02:00:25 AM  
Oh mercy I am dying of laughter here
 
2012-01-29 02:08:55 AM  

moralpanic: trotsky: LOL, The old twat would never do that to a honkey President.

I agree with an above poster, the fact that Obama has had to put up with so racist, ignorant shiat from the right that I would not be shocked to see him pull an LBJ. He has had to take some of the most childish, rasicst, ignorant assholes and somehow NOT start laughing at them as the know-nothings they are.

He was expecting it though. Heck, we all knew that the first black president would be very controversial, we even expected violence from the right! There has been violence, Gifford is one of the sad consequences of it, and so are the teabaggers.


That Palin poster had nothing to do with Gabrielle Giffords being shot. Jared Lee Loughner was not a conservative, nor was he conservative leaning. Dude leaned left. It's not right to demonize one side, when certain hatreds are deeper.
 
2012-01-29 02:14:44 AM  
Nope, dude leaned crazy. Not "left" or "right".
 
2012-01-29 02:50:38 AM  

hinten: Lansydyr: Since you are an obvious troll and seem to think hinten is only trolling for TotalFark, and I have you listed as a total troll, hinten now has a month of free TotalFark.

Okay, now I feel used like one of those blowup dolls. Or like a condom that is used by two titans fughting each other. I am a tool in the fight against evil only to be discarded at the end.

And I like it...

Thank you Lansydyr, no matter what reasons prompted to you to give me a freebie, thank you very much.


You shouldn't feel like that. I never use condoms!
 
2012-01-29 03:11:23 AM  
Are they arguing? I thought she was just explaining UFIA to him.
 
2012-01-29 03:45:18 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: moralpanic: trotsky: LOL, The old twat would never do that to a honkey President.

I agree with an above poster, the fact that Obama has had to put up with so racist, ignorant shiat from the right that I would not be shocked to see him pull an LBJ. He has had to take some of the most childish, rasicst, ignorant assholes and somehow NOT start laughing at them as the know-nothings they are.

He was expecting it though. Heck, we all knew that the first black president would be very controversial, we even expected violence from the right! There has been violence, Gifford is one of the sad consequences of it, and so are the teabaggers.

That Palin poster had nothing to do with Gabrielle Giffords being shot. Jared Lee Loughner was not a conservative, nor was he conservative leaning. Dude leaned left. It's not right to demonize one side, when certain hatreds are deeper.


No, nobody who lists Mein Kampf as one of his favorite books could possibly lean left. Loughner's just full-on crazy.
 
2012-01-29 05:57:59 AM  
What's with all these states being so proud of their economy and blaming Obama? Their unemployment rates are the same as the national average. You're proud of being no better than a Democratic run government?
 
2012-01-29 05:58:38 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Jared Lee Loughner was not a conservative, nor was he conservative leaning. Dude leaned left.



citation needed
 
2012-01-29 06:11:08 AM  
Jesus Christ, she could stab him to death with that chin of hers.
 
2012-01-29 06:59:29 AM  
talkingpointsmemo.com

"Mr. President, I think that blah blah blah, blah blah blah-"
"biatch please, I have a country to run"


/Too lazy to actually photoshop those words onto the picture.
 
2012-01-29 07:08:09 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Dude leaned left. It's not right to demonize one side


Translation: it's not right to demonize one side but if you must, make it the Libs.
 
2012-01-29 08:39:31 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: That Palin poster had nothing to do with Gabrielle Giffords being shot. Jared Lee Loughner was not a conservative, nor was he conservative leaning. Dude leaned left.


i276.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-29 09:04:32 AM  

intelligent comment below: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Jared Lee Loughner was not a conservative, nor was he conservative leaning. Dude leaned left.


citation needed


Why do you need a citation? It's obvious why anyone would plan out an assassination of a fairly uncontroversial Democrat, specifically because of her politics--he is left leaning.
 
2012-01-29 10:32:43 AM  

Sabyen91: trotsky: I just think it's hilarious that this old coot is some sort of teatard hero for doing this. Creating massive budget issues for future administrations and making Arizona the laughing stock of the country is certainly worthy of hilarity. Only idiots would fellate her for it.

The idiots don't look at how the current budgets will be paid for. Right-wing morons are saying Scott Walker balanced the budget here in Wisconsin. Except all he did was create a worse budget in 2013-2015.


Same in Ohio. Kasich wants to sell off everything, but the know-nothings can't see beyond 2011. Good luck paying treble for the turnpike and seeing it disintegrate before your eyes.
 
2012-01-29 11:29:37 AM  

WizardofToast: Wyalt Derp: MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.

Both "mayors" are democrat, so vote Republican?

Republican Mayor Scott Smith and Democrat Greg Stanton.


To be fair, Scott Smith is not your typical Republican. He is thoughtful and compassionate. He really does stand out as the adult in the room when the Valley mayors meet for Regional Council.

I would like to see him run for Senate someday. I would even campaign for him.
 
2012-01-29 12:55:11 PM  

Sabyen91: soy_bomb: We get it, Governor Brewer is a woman.

Are you sure?


This is like Presidential Yu-Gi-Oh. 50% African US President in standard defense mode has more power points than 100% Woman Governor in Attack Mode with multiplier.
 
2012-01-29 01:28:04 PM  
Brewer's tactic was very much like the tabloid reporter's tactic in the Gummy de Milo episode of The Simpsons, where he keeps tightening the camera in on Homer's face and says with a fearful tone, "Mr. Simpson, don't come any closer!"
 
2012-01-29 02:12:46 PM  

trotsky: Sabyen91: trotsky: I just think it's hilarious that this old coot is some sort of teatard hero for doing this. Creating massive budget issues for future administrations and making Arizona the laughing stock of the country is certainly worthy of hilarity. Only idiots would fellate her for it.

The idiots don't look at how the current budgets will be paid for. Right-wing morons are saying Scott Walker balanced the budget here in Wisconsin. Except all he did was create a worse budget in 2013-2015.

Same in Ohio. Kasich wants to sell off everything, but the know-nothings can't see beyond 2011. Good luck paying treble for the turnpike and seeing it disintegrate before your eyes.


And in those years, they'll blame Democrats and the teachers unions.
 
2012-01-29 03:10:41 PM  

Hobodeluxe: Smoking GNU: dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x353]

Obama actually looks like he's trying extremely hard, and not succeeding 100%, to NOT burst out laughing at the stupid shait this woman is spouting at him, whatever that might be.

he should have called the secret service to arrest her and claim she threatened him :)


I suspect Obama is an mature adult and can simply ignore a petulant child throwing a tantrum in his presence.
 
2012-01-29 03:57:45 PM  
i229.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-29 03:59:55 PM  
i229.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-29 04:00:53 PM  
i229.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-29 05:46:07 PM  
HECTOR KEEP GOING
 
2012-01-29 07:27:25 PM  
i229.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-29 07:28:23 PM  
i229.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-30 03:06:16 PM  

fenianfark: 2wolves: The woman was never elected to that office. She assumed it from the line of succession.

Not only that, but she is probably the least educated governor in the USA. She doesn't even have an Associate's degree.


Neither does Walker. He was a college dropout/kicked out.

I notice a pattern if lower education for governors = higher degree of childishness.
 
2012-01-30 03:20:01 PM  

MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.


media.comicvine.com
 
2012-01-30 03:25:35 PM  

CitizensUnited: WizardofToast: moralpanic: CitizensUnited: Barrack Hussein N0bama has a history of being rude and condescending towards those who aren't "properly respectful".

The of course there's the way he treats his superiors...

[www.americanthinker.com image 520x413]

Kinda like this guy?

[static.rcgroups.net image 468x331]

The guy used N0bama. You expect him to be serious?

What was I supposed call him, "The 0ne"?


No, that's someone else

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-01-30 03:43:42 PM  
HECTOR IS AWESOME
 
2012-01-31 12:08:31 AM  

thamike: It takes a very sharp eye to catch Obama during the rare nanosecond he loses his cool.


Or a camera.
Good thing politicians avoid those.

/sarchasm
 
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