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(Talking Points Memo)   Both mayors in attendance at Obama's tarmac greeting in Arizona seem to agree: Governor Jan Brewer is projecting so hard that if you shoved a DVD up her arse and pointed her upwards, you could watch it on the moon   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 263
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2012-01-28 02:52:13 PM  

CitizensUnited: Barrack Hussein N0bama has a history of being rude and condescending towards those who aren't "properly respectful".

The of course there's the way he treats his superiors...

[www.americanthinker.com image 520x413]


Well, hell.
If the Arabs cut off the oil, we'd be right farked.
If China cut off the iPad manufacturing line, we'd be right farked.

What's Arizona got that the United States as a whole wants?
 
2012-01-28 02:53:32 PM  

CitizensUnited: WizardofToast: moralpanic: CitizensUnited: Barrack Hussein N0bama has a history of being rude and condescending towards those who aren't "properly respectful".

The of course there's the way he treats his superiors...

[www.americanthinker.com image 520x413]

Kinda like this guy?

[static.rcgroups.net image 468x331]

The guy used N0bama. You expect him to be serious?

What was I supposed call him, "The 0ne"?


Your President.
 
2012-01-28 02:54:26 PM  

dahmers love zombie: It's understandable that she's stressed out. Look how near the President is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x353]


farm3.staticflickr.com

/From a 'shop thread for a FARK children's book.
 
2012-01-28 02:56:55 PM  

bugontherug: If by "projecting" you mean "lying," I agree, subby.


What is a "lie?" Everything is a matter of opinion, but whoever the most agrees is "truth."
 
2012-01-28 02:58:11 PM  

SamFlagg: lennavan: [i.imgur.com image 640x353]

You know, if you photoshop this by just shifting Obama an inch to the left, it would look like they're about to have a big smooch.

Do I have to do everything myself? (Quick/Dirty)

[img593.imageshack.us image 640x353]


FARK needs a scary button.

/Gah!
 
2012-01-28 02:59:10 PM  

SamFlagg: lennavan: [i.imgur.com image 640x353]

You know, if you photoshop this by just shifting Obama an inch to the left, it would look like they're about to have a big smooch.

Do I have to do everything myself? (Quick/Dirty)

[img593.imageshack.us image 640x353]



I took up the challenge as well.

i1049.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-28 03:00:42 PM  

CitizensUnited: WizardofToast: moralpanic: CitizensUnited: Barrack Hussein N0bama has a history of being rude and condescending towards those who aren't "properly respectful".

The of course there's the way he treats his superiors...

[www.americanthinker.com image 520x413]

Kinda like this guy?

[static.rcgroups.net image 468x331]

The guy used N0bama. You expect him to be serious?

What was I supposed call him, "The 0ne"?


Well, at least now I know who's submitting all the ClownHall links that are getting greened...
 
2012-01-28 03:02:05 PM  

Flaming Yawn: By the way, I say this with the utmost diffidence in light of your TF status.

Vocabulary check:
diffidence
Why be diffident to Envirodude just because he's a TFer? Five bucks will get you that badge, and that gives you access to ten times as many links to shiat upon. Hell of an investment for an anti-Obama alt-troll.
deference
Same story here. Save deference for the modmins, of which he aint one.
 
2012-01-28 03:03:25 PM  
Did she really expect him to say, "Hey girl, thinks for helping me to better understand me."?
 
2012-01-28 03:04:29 PM  
Everytime I see a zero in place of the O in Obama, I think we should start referring to Bush as BusT.
 
2012-01-28 03:09:27 PM  

s2s2s2:
Oh, yeah, and he also served in the Bush administration as the head of the Office of Management and Budget from 2001 to 2003 during which time the US went from large budget surplus to large budget deficit. And many Republicans wanted him to run for president on his "sound" fiscal policy experience.

Sound, yes, a sound just like this one.
 
2012-01-28 03:11:05 PM  

DarnoKonrad: bugontherug: If by "projecting" you mean "lying," I agree, subby.

What is a "lie?" Everything is a matter of opinion, but whoever the most agrees is "truth."


Thanks, Pontius.
 
2012-01-28 03:15:36 PM  

9beers: Spend some time in Arizona before you start knocking their hard line stance on immigration. Crime is out of control and a disproportional amount is being committed by illegals. I recently turned down a job offer because of it. Might as well move to Detroit.


If only there was some sort of elected official, a person that governs, if you will, that could hire people to investigate and prosecute criminal activity... Even better, if only there was some department of an overarching entity dedicated to immigration issues so the first person didn't have to worry about them...
 
2012-01-28 03:23:10 PM  
A million teabaggers jizzed themselves over Brewer putting Obama in 'his place'.
 
2012-01-28 03:24:41 PM  
http://i1049.photobucket.com/albums/s389/cdwd/obamabrewerkissatfirst.j pg

i1049.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-28 03:26:58 PM  

mscleo: http://i1049.photobucket.com/albums/s389/cdwd/obamabrewerkissatfirst. j pg

[i1049.photobucket.com image 392x542]


First she wants to kill him, now she wants to kiss him? Blow.
 
2012-01-28 03:28:21 PM  
quick n dirty

i.imgur.com

oh, I see I got beat to the dirty by mscleo
 
2012-01-28 03:40:41 PM  
Don't you think she looks tired?
 
2012-01-28 03:43:14 PM  

Ishidan: s2s2s2:
Oh, yeah, and he also served in the Bush administration as the head of the Office of Management and Budget from 2001 to 2003 during which time the US went from large budget surplus to large budget deficit. And many Republicans wanted him to run for president on his "sound" fiscal policy experience.
Sound, yes, a sound just like this one.


What does that have to do with me?
 
2012-01-28 03:43:26 PM  

Bucky Katt: Don't you think she looks tired?


Being angry is exhausting.
 
2012-01-28 03:47:13 PM  

mscleo: Bucky Katt: Don't you think she looks tired?

Being angry is exhausting.


Very much this.
 
2012-01-28 03:52:17 PM  

MyRandomName: WorldCitizen: Arizona, next time around you might want to choose a governor who is not a complete failure at life.

Arizona has actually recovered from the Recession, even running in the black with a surplus. So how is that a failure again? The politics of ignorance, you has it.


Which they will use to buy back the state buildings they sold. At a loss. And the unemployment rate in AZ is higher than the national unemployment rate. So yeah. Complete recovery.
 
2012-01-28 03:57:37 PM  

ongbok: EnviroDude: ... Tell me, can you disagree with the President and not be a racist? Big minded people want to know.

Yes you can, but when you start throwing racial subtext in with your comments, people are going to pick up on those and start to think that you are a racist.



Exactly.

I made the same conclusion last night while reading the "Low IQ behind some conservative beliefs" thread, when some guy replied
considering the demographics of the core democrats, i think the author of the study is smoking something


Just try to guess who said it
 
2012-01-28 04:06:57 PM  
Every time I see a picture of Jan Brewer, I can immediately smell alcohol, stale cigarette smoke, and desperation through my computer's screen.

What a lying psycho she is.
 
2012-01-28 04:14:31 PM  

WizardofToast: Wyalt Derp: MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.

Both "mayors" are democrat, so vote Republican?

Republican Mayor Scott Smith and Democrat Greg Stanton.


Wait, y'all were serious about mayors having party affiliation? That's as farked up as a football bat, mayoral/city council races are nonpartisan here, and I for one am glad of it.
 
2012-01-28 04:29:56 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I'm surprised Obama hasn't decided to pull an LBJ and announce he's not seeking reelection. I say that because he's had to put up with far too much garbage that has nothing to do with his policies or his actions in office. Too much bullshiat about where he was born, is he a Christian, is he a Muslim, is a socialist, getting heckled during SOTU addresses, this bullshiat here with Jan Brewer getting up in his face when if you or I did it, we'd been tackled and tased by the Secret Service.....all for one glaringly obvious reason, too.

That he wants to serve another term, that he wants to continue to lead this country despite all that says more about the man than his record in office does.


I think he realizes how historical his presence in the office is. If he is defeated in the election, then so be it... but quitting is not an option. There are probably things he wants to do in a second term that could not be accomplished in a first as well, and he may see it as his job to accomplish them no matter what.

Sometimes doing the right thing is more important than doing the easy thing.
 
2012-01-28 04:30:17 PM  

red5ish: Brewer attended Glendale Community College where she received a radiological technologist certificate, but never earned a degree.


Jeebus Christmas. We can't hire a DIRECTOR of my state agency without a college degree. Actually, I'm not sure if there is ANY member of our administrative staff that doesn't have a degree.

Pull it together, Arizona.

/When a Louisianian can turn their nose up at your politicians.... you have an issue.
 
2012-01-28 04:51:15 PM  
Republicans are master projectors.
 
2012-01-28 04:56:54 PM  

g4lt: WizardofToast: Wyalt Derp: MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.

Both "mayors" are democrat, so vote Republican?

Republican Mayor Scott Smith and Democrat Greg Stanton.

Wait, y'all were serious about mayors having party affiliation? That's as farked up as a football bat, mayoral/city council races are nonpartisan here, and I for one am glad of it.


Uh, it was sparked by some douche who didn't read that article thinking both mayors had to be Democrat. His snarkiness was undone by his stupidity.
 
2012-01-28 04:58:07 PM  

MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.


By the way, how can there be an over/under on both being Democrats. That makes no sense.
 
2012-01-28 04:59:22 PM  

Ishidan: CitizensUnited: Barrack Hussein N0bama has a history of being rude and condescending towards those who aren't "properly respectful".

The of course there's the way he treats his superiors...

[www.americanthinker.com image 520x413]

Well, hell.
If the Arabs cut off the oil, we'd be right farked.
If China cut off the iPad manufacturing line, we'd be right farked.

What's Arizona got that the United States as a whole wants?


Messicans for cheap labor.
 
2012-01-28 05:01:03 PM  

fusillade762: Republicans are master projectors.


They like to bait an issue too. I guess that might make them master baiters.


/thanks I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
 
2012-01-28 05:01:11 PM  

Impasse: [i.imgur.com image 640x353]

That is one pronounced chin.


This is also one pronounced Chin:

img715.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-28 05:01:37 PM  

Sabyen91: MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.

By the way, how can there be an over/under on both being Democrats. That makes no sense.


It does with GOP math.
 
2012-01-28 05:05:41 PM  

BSABSVR: Sabyen91: MannaxOne: Without RTFA, I wonder what the over/under is on both of the "mayors" being democrat.

By the way, how can there be an over/under on both being Democrats. That makes no sense.

It does with GOP math.


I hope he took the points when he made that bet.
 
2012-01-28 05:07:12 PM  

Animatronik: Fart_Machine: Hobodeluxe: MyRandomName: WorldCitizen: Arizona, next time around you might want to choose a governor who is not a complete failure at life.

Arizona has actually recovered from the Recession, even running in the black with a surplus. So how is that a failure again? The politics of ignorance, you has it.

well they had a fire sale. and sold off all the municipal properties and are now paying leases on them for one thing. they also laid off a lot of employees.

It does nothing to cover their structural defict either. It simply passes the buck down the road.

Actually no.

The future deficits are small compared to the mess Napolitano made. And they are future deficits, not current deficits passed down the road by deception, which is Obsmas modus operandi. Not perfect but a real start.

So the truth us that AZ will br much better off for whay she is doing, and we need to be doing much more like it at the national level. Regardless of your party politics.


So selling all of your property and becoming a renter is a sound long-term financial strategy? You should have said something sooner. Your wisdom could have prevented the Great Recession. I mean, if everyone had been aware that real-estate ownership was a losing proposition, then the housing bubble and its horrible aftermath could have been averted.
 
2012-01-28 05:07:25 PM  

culebra: Every time I see a picture of Jan Brewer, I can immediately smell alcohol, stale cigarette smoke, and desperation through my computer's screen.

What a lying psycho she is.


So do I. Maybe we are sitting too close to our screens...
 
2012-01-28 05:36:46 PM  
Obama has never been very good at hiding his emotions when he's tense or upset. He clearly doesn't look tense in that photo. She's definitely projecting her tension onto him.

This is Obama when he's tense.
images.politico.com

static.guim.co.uk
I'm not saying he's afraid or anything, but he clearly doesn't like what he's hearing and he isn't happy being in that meeting.

If anything he appears to be blowing off Gov. Brewer.
 
2012-01-28 05:36:57 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Animatronik: The future deficits are small compared to the mess Napolitano made. And they are future deficits, not current deficits passed down the road by deception, which is Obsmas modus operandi. Not perfect but a real start.

So the truth us that AZ will br much better off for whay she is doing, and we need to be doing much more like it at the national level. Regardless of your party politics.

So selling all of your property and becoming a renter is a sound long-term financial strategy?


You have to understand you're talking to a person who honestly, seriously thinks if you convert from ten digits of precision (discussing billions of dollars) to three digits of precision (expressing that money as a percentage) you can excuse an eight digits of precision difference (tens of millions of dollars) as "practically a round off error", because tens of millions of dollars out of billions of dollars will fall in the "ones" column when expressed as a percent. I'm serious, this is actually a thing he did, and then claimed if you didn't understand the point of his baffling stupid idiocy, it was because you failed "pre-algebra" -- or what most first graders know to call "arithmetic", though that word, like handling a number in the billions, was probably too big for him.

He'll talk big about the math and numbers. He has little functional understanding of what they mean beyond making pathetic mental gymnastics. He's great at cooking the books and paying a lot of lip service about hating how people who manage a C- in arithmetic "pre-algebra" can actually handle the tough decision of whether to pick up the black pen or the red one when filling out the company ledger without having mommy or God or the magic talking banana or whoever the fark he has issues with telling them which is which. I dunno, maybe it's a cheerleader from his high school math post-algebra class. "BUT IF YOU EXPRESS IT IN KILOMETERS, THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MICROPENIS AND A NORMAL PENIS IS PRACTICALLY A ROUNDING ERROR! GRR! BE A CONSERVATIVE AND LEGISLATE SEX! ONLY IF WOMEN NEVER HAVE OTHER MEN WILL THEY STOP LAUGHING AT ME!"
 
2012-01-28 05:44:51 PM  

Saturn5: If anything he appears to be blowing off Gov. Brewer.


The fact that he did anything but visit the border, resign on the spot, hand Gov. Brewer the keys to Air Force One and announce that he lived his life afraid of a strong, conservative woman is an outrage.
 
2012-01-28 05:45:37 PM  

Saturn5: Obama has never been very good at hiding his emotions when he's tense or upset. He clearly doesn't look tense in that photo. She's definitely projecting her tension onto him.

This is Obama when he's tense.
[images.politico.com image 523x283]

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]
I'm not saying he's afraid or anything, but he clearly doesn't like what he's hearing and he isn't happy being in that meeting.

If anything he appears to be blowing off Gov. Brewer.


www.chicagonow.com

It takes a very sharp eye to catch Obama during the rare nanosecond he loses his cool.
 
2012-01-28 05:47:56 PM  

BSABSVR: Saturn5: If anything he appears to be blowing off Gov. Brewer.

The fact that he did anything but visit the border, resign on the spot, hand Gov. Brewer the keys to Air Force One and announce that he lived his life afraid of a strong, conservative woman is an outrage.


graphics8.nytimes.com

"I believe you promised me a sandwich, you wallet-faced hellbeast."
 
Boe
2012-01-28 05:49:25 PM  

theorellior: Jackson Herring: Uchiha_Cycliste: This is fart news... for Fartbama.

Updated it for 2012.

The full update would be "Balrog HUSSEIN Fartbongo".


I love it when it includes Balrog. Makes me laugh every time. He could have burned that lolgovernor to a crisp right there on the tarmac in front of god and everyone.
 
2012-01-28 05:54:26 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Outrageous Muff: I don't blame her, it was the alcohol talking. That woman is shiatfaced 12 hours a day. It's amazing to me that she's even allowed to govern.

I can't really blame her for that. I'd be shiatfaced too if I had to govern Arizona.


As a wise woman once said:

www.smh.com.au
I;d rather be a dead in California than alive in Arizona.
 
2012-01-28 05:56:37 PM  
We get it, Governor Brewer is a woman.
 
2012-01-28 06:04:08 PM  

thamike: It takes a very sharp eye to catch Obama during the rare nanosecond he loses his cool.


In fairness, it takes only a mediocre professional photographer to click the shutter often enough to catch anybody, at all, making a seemingly inopportune gesture, be it a seemingly grumpy face, a wagging, accusing finger, a bumbling body, or anything else for that matter.

The camera never lies? Please. Those things can tell whole tall tale in 1/1000th of a second.
 
2012-01-28 06:06:26 PM  
Jan needs a good "workout" from about 6 linemen from the N.Y. Giants football team after a hot august training day. i think that'll clear her mind up a little. relieve some stress.
 
2012-01-28 06:07:05 PM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: thamike: It takes a very sharp eye to catch Obama during the rare nanosecond he loses his cool.

In fairness, it takes only a mediocre professional photographer to click the shutter often enough to catch anybody, at all, making a seemingly inopportune gesture, be it a seemingly grumpy face, a wagging, accusing finger, a bumbling body, or anything else for that matter.

The camera never lies? Please. Those things can tell whole tall tale in 1/1000th of a second.


That, too.
 
2012-01-28 06:13:13 PM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: In fairness, it takes only a mediocre professional photographer to click the shutter often enough to catch anybody, at all, making a seemingly inopportune gesture, be it a seemingly grumpy face, a wagging, accusing finger, a bumbling body, or anything else for that matter.

The camera never lies? Please. Those things can tell whole tall tale in 1/1000th of a second.


I'm sure we all remember this one:
needsofthemany.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-28 06:25:28 PM  

DarnoKonrad: bugontherug: If by "projecting" you mean "lying," I agree, subby.

What is a "lie?" Everything is a matter of opinion, but whoever the most agrees is "truth."


Don't forget to wash your hands, Pontius...
 
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