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Convicted of stealing copper pipes from abandoned building, man offers plausible explanation: "I'm not saying it was ghosts, but...it was ghosts"
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FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-27 01:53:12 PM
Is Kleptomaniac Claude Cooper from Cleveland copping clean copper again?
Eddie Adams from Torrance
2012-01-27 01:59:32 PM
That excuse doesn't hold any water.
Nadie_AZ
2012-01-27 02:38:06 PM
Dude is crazy. It wasn't ghosts.
It was aliens.
Iniamyen1
2012-01-27 05:04:48 PM
At least he's not
laying
the pipe at the school.
Lone Stranger
2012-01-27 05:04:55 PM
I blame farts on ghosts.
Walker
2012-01-27 05:07:29 PM
"THAT'S BULLSH*T MAN, BULLSH*T!"
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
2012-01-27 05:09:12 PM
The ghost of copper yet to be stolen is currently haunting mister Scrooge.
OmeGaDimonFire
2012-01-27 05:09:38 PM
Grown up:????
Mega Steve
2012-01-27 05:17:43 PM
He would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling
kids
cops
Glitchwerks
2012-01-27 05:20:18 PM
Commie ghosts!
Sandy Duncan's eyeball
2012-01-27 05:49:40 PM
FirstNationalBastard
Is Kleptomaniac Claude Cooper from Cleveland copping clean copper again?
Agrees.
AnotherOldFart
2012-01-27 05:58:42 PM
I don't think so!
DannyJunior
2012-01-27 06:12:57 PM
texdent
2012-01-27 06:32:10 PM
On the case
sweet jeez
2012-01-27 06:43:18 PM
Im not saying it was aliens...............but it was aliens
pedobearapproved
2012-01-27 07:05:19 PM
Really photobucket...really?
Wayne 985
2012-01-27 07:13:44 PM
Glitchwerks
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Commie ghosts!
[images.wikia.com image 640x456]
Any abandoned rocket factories nearby?
Mini Ditka
2012-01-27 07:42:52 PM
Gyrfalcon
2012-01-27 08:02:22 PM
I could believe in aliens way easier than ghosts.
Aliens would at least need the copper pipes to fix their crashed hi-tek spaceships. What the hell would a ghost need copper pipes for?
gabethegoat
2012-01-27 08:42:17 PM
FTFA:
The judge then asked if Spicer took the bag -- which the judge believed was to be used to carry copper pipes out of the school -- in with him to fight ghosts.
who ya gonna call? ghostbaggers!
/got nothin
//felt compelled to comment--first green!
///might celebrate by attending my first fark party tomorrow night...
Lone Stranger
2012-01-27 09:21:55 PM
After his death Richie Rich fell on hard times because no matter how rich you are you can't take it with you.
Kant Lavar
2012-01-27 09:28:38 PM
The arresting officers?
/hot like a positron collider
//DNRTFA
Hassan Ben Sobr
2012-01-27 09:52:41 PM
If you are a ghost the cops won't CU.
nosehat
2012-01-27 10:03:31 PM
Are there special cops for this kind of thing?
"You'll never get me, copper coppers!"
wavion
2012-01-27 10:13:17 PM
I love that the judge ordered him to "get a job."
Wayne 985
2012-01-27 10:45:43 PM
nosehat
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Are there special cops for this kind of thing?
"You'll never get me, copper coppers!"
What about the Hot Cops?
mekkab
2012-01-28 12:10:36 AM
26 posts in, and no one posted it
My faith in Farkmanity is restored!
Mad-n-FL
2012-01-28 07:52:51 AM
If you steal copper, a copper might CU.
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