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Three adorable bunnies abandoned because they only have two ears between them. And we all know the ears are the most delicious part
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cretinbob
2012-01-27 01:54:41 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-27 01:58:56 PM
You'd think with a dozen rabbit's feet between them they'd be luckier than that
James!
2012-01-27 02:02:21 PM
How do they hear?
Awful!
Roook
2012-01-27 03:51:41 PM
You think magicians just pick up any old rabbit out of a hat and hope its ears stay on? They need to test them out first. These are the ones who didn't make the cut.
Chinchillazilla
2012-01-27 05:29:56 PM
With photo of what a rabbit is supposed to look like. You know. In case you've never seen one.
litespeed74
2012-01-27 05:30:16 PM
Lesson learned. Pay your bookie.
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-27 05:30:16 PM
They do look bummed out
ArcadianRefugee
2012-01-27 05:31:59 PM
mainsail
2012-01-27 05:34:53 PM
ArcadianRefugee
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[www.flossyoriginal.com image 400x519]
Damn! Beaten to it!
Kudos...
Jeremiahe
2012-01-27 05:36:43 PM
2nd pic: what a rabbit with ears may look like.
BurnShrike
2012-01-27 05:37:48 PM
Silly to pass them on-they would have made a great rabbit pie!
- mickypicky, Rochdale lancs, 27/1/2012 22:03
Alright, which one of you Farkers posted this?
Thisbymaster
2012-01-27 05:41:36 PM
Why not make a stew? I hear they are great as long as you add some beef or chicken stock.
Happy Hours
2012-01-27 05:45:19 PM
"smashing rabbits"? Well maybe that's their problem.
Onkel Buck
2012-01-27 05:46:29 PM
Pic reminds me of the Budweiser frogs
/got nothing
DrippinBalls
2012-01-27 05:51:12 PM
I'd take them, and make them pets. Unlike farkers wanting to cook 'em. Hell, they're better than most people.
Mouser
2012-01-27 05:51:12 PM
Oi, what's this then? Three rabbits from different Marks living together? The General won't like that.
cryinoutloud
2012-01-27 05:52:06 PM
Jeremiahe
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2nd pic: what a rabbit with ears may look like.
My rabbit doesn't look like that and in fact has ears that are kind of short. I was happy with my rabbit until I realized it was deformed. I think I'm going to throw it away now.
Bedstead Polisher
2012-01-27 05:54:16 PM
"Adorable"? How about horrific looking. Jeez.
loonatic112358
2012-01-27 05:54:49 PM
The Pigs did it
potterydove
2012-01-27 05:56:30 PM
They look delicious.
Kurmudgeon
2012-01-27 05:58:36 PM
DrippinBalls
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I'd take them, and make them pets. Unlike farkers wanting to cook 'em. Hell, they're better than most people.
Just have to have the right recipe.
Kanemano
2012-01-27 05:58:41 PM
They may have belonged to a magician and he had no way of removing them from his hat.
PluckYew
2012-01-27 06:01:36 PM
Was there a note? I can see where you'd jump to the conclusion that the malformed ears was the reason they were abandoned, but maybe the owner just didn't want them, even with perfect ears.
big pig peaches
2012-01-27 06:03:46 PM
Looks like those bunnies have been through life in hell.
skinink
2012-01-27 06:08:20 PM
Kill the wabbits, kill the wabbits!!
bunner
2012-01-27 06:08:26 PM
You get a few body mods and, *f0op*, they pull the rug out. No love for the punk bunnies?
Mock26
2012-01-27 06:09:06 PM
I think that they are adorable. Then again, I have a soft spot in my heart for "broken" pets (currently have two cats, one with a crooked tail and the other with only one eye).
sillydragon
2012-01-27 06:10:53 PM
Wanted for questioning.
StreetlightInTheGhetto
2012-01-27 06:14:15 PM
I should take pictures of my awesome bunny one of these days.
But people suck.
Where my next bunny is coming from, after we get our bunny adjusted to the new place and build her an AWESOME BUNNY FORT OF AWESOME to play in.
She already has a cage setup larger then our bed, and the run of the room about half the day. And outside play when it's warmer (for our sake more than hers).
Ah well, at least these bunnies got some good PR and probably awesome homes.
TV's Vinnie
2012-01-27 06:18:41 PM
zvoidx
2012-01-27 06:21:35 PM
KStDrew
2012-01-27 06:30:52 PM
Are you talking about these bunnies?
/DNRTFA
//the two ears between them would be mine
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-01-27 06:38:31 PM
I loves the bunnies.
:3~
Pavia_Resistance
2012-01-27 06:39:11 PM
TV's Vinnie
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Came here for a "Life in Hell" reference. Leaving satisfied.
dragonchild
2012-01-27 06:42:32 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto
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Where my next bunny is coming from, after we get our bunny adjusted to the new place and build her an AWESOME BUNNY FORT OF AWESOME to play in.
Honest question, why would RABBITS need a shelter? I can understand dogs and cats because if they don't learn to forage/hunt, odds are they'll starve. But rabbits? They're tough to spot and eat
grass
. All they need to survive are the instincts "run from danger" and "eat green stuff". Odds are none will die of old age but that's what life is like in the wild.
Leeds
2012-01-27 06:48:40 PM
Lopped Eared Rabbits?
StreetlightInTheGhetto
2012-01-27 07:07:04 PM
dragonchild
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StreetlightInTheGhetto: Where my next bunny is coming from, after we get our bunny adjusted to the new place and build her an AWESOME BUNNY FORT OF AWESOME to play in.
Honest question, why would RABBITS need a shelter? I can understand dogs and cats because if they don't learn to forage/hunt, odds are they'll starve. But rabbits? They're tough to spot and eat grass. All they need to survive are the instincts "run from danger" and "eat green stuff". Odds are none will die of old age but that's what life is like in the wild.
Rabbits are sometimes domesticated. Mine could defend herself *somewhat* in the wild but she didn't grow up there. As opposed to my SO's sister's cat (which was adopted as a stray, found ingenious ways of getting outside, and could handle himself just fine thank you) my bunny was likely* bred to be docile and chill and besides never learned survival skills like the cat obviously did. She can instinctively build a tunnel pretty awesomely... but she was also raised with cats and doesn't fear all that much as far as other living things go.
Her AWESOME BUNNY FORT, by the way, is going to be indoors. She has a harness and we'll let her go if she's in a very decently fenced in area, but she's still our damn pet.
As for outdoor rabbit hutches, I understand them for raising rabbits for fur or food, I don't get them if you're keeping your rabbit for a pet. Except for contained outdoor play time. Or if you have a flemish giant and who is gonna f--k with that. But I'm not an expert on rabbits, I just love one. And she does have a tendency to get spooked now and then and bolt - and I'd rather her not bolt where I can't find her anymore. She comes when I call her, but not if she's especially freaked.
Also, bunny poop is about the best ingredient for compost there is. So unlike my roommate's cat, the bunny pulls her own weight around the house that way.
* hell if I know, but more than likely considering
Carrots
2012-01-27 07:14:56 PM
The little guy with no ears just looks like a guinea pig.
NixStix
2012-01-27 07:24:30 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2012-01-27 07:33:44 PM
James!
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How do they hear?
Awful!
I laughed my entire ass completely off.
mmnessa
2012-01-27 07:41:29 PM
Homeless: Bluebell, Benny and Polo were dumped by their owner because they did not have typically long ears like this rabbit
Ok thanks for clearing that up
Daily Mail
, I wouldn't have known what a bunny with two ears looks like if you hadn't provided the visuals.
/Man.
//this is news? When I was living in Venezuela my neighbor got a bunch of flattened frogs to take care of while they were still alive. It was the creepiest, most disgusting thing I had ever seen.
//them bunnies got nothin' on those frogs
Hagenhatesyouall
2012-01-27 07:56:31 PM
No ears, no worries.
evilsearat
2012-01-27 08:00:27 PM
/hot and cussy
Gyrfalcon
2012-01-27 08:01:06 PM
dragonchild
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StreetlightInTheGhetto: Where my next bunny is coming from, after we get our bunny adjusted to the new place and build her an AWESOME BUNNY FORT OF AWESOME to play in.
Honest question, why would RABBITS need a shelter? I can understand dogs and cats because if they don't learn to forage/hunt, odds are they'll starve. But rabbits? They're tough to spot and eat grass. All they need to survive are the instincts "run from danger" and "eat green stuff". Odds are none will die of old age but that's what life is like in the wild.
Domestic rabbits have about the same wild instincts as domestic dogs & cats. Turn loose a tame bunny, and you'll find the remains on your porch the next day, after the local dogs play with it a while. They don't have the "run from danger" and "eat green stuff" instincts, you see; they've learned that "the wire thingy keeps danger away" and "eat the little pellets that come in a dish" instead.
So, no. They need a shelter just like dogs and cats.
Charles Martel
2012-01-27 08:01:45 PM
Them's good eatin'.
StreetlightInTheGhetto
2012-01-27 08:20:58 PM
Gyrfalcon
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dragonchild: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Where my next bunny is coming from, after we get our bunny adjusted to the new place and build her an AWESOME BUNNY FORT OF AWESOME to play in.
Honest question, why would RABBITS need a shelter? I can understand dogs and cats because if they don't learn to forage/hunt, odds are they'll starve. But rabbits? They're tough to spot and eat grass. All they need to survive are the instincts "run from danger" and "eat green stuff". Odds are none will die of old age but that's what life is like in the wild.
Domestic rabbits have about the same wild instincts as domestic dogs & cats. Turn loose a tame bunny, and you'll find the remains on your porch the next day, after the local dogs play with it a while. They don't have the "run from danger" and "eat green stuff" instincts, you see; they've learned that "the wire thingy keeps danger away" and "eat the little pellets that come in a dish" instead.
So, no. They need a shelter just like dogs and cats.
My bunny has "eat green things" instincts... we also feed her green things, though.
She also has "eat dead leaves" instincts when we take her outside, which I'm not a big fan of and don't get.
But m'bunny get spoiled by our garden each year. She definitely had a sad look on her face when we started giving her greens that *weren't* fresh basil or whatever.
/foodie bunny
Avery614
2012-01-27 08:31:59 PM
NixStix
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kemosabe
2012-01-27 09:30:44 PM
Final Fantasy, making bunny costumes ultra sexy since 2006
100 Watt Walrus
2012-01-27 09:32:10 PM
evilsearat
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/hot and cussy
simon_bar_sinister
2012-01-27 10:28:49 PM
big pig peaches
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Looks like those bunnies have been through life in hell.
Binky sees what you did there.
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