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(The Blemish)   Brandi Glanville: "Gerard Butler is an 11 out of 10 in bed." Gerard Butler: "Who's Brandi Glanville?"   (theblemish.com ) divider line 63
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2012-01-27 02:16:49 PM  
No really. Who's Brandi Glanville?
 
2012-01-27 02:26:07 PM  
She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.
 
2012-01-27 02:33:55 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: No really. Who's Brandi Glanville?


Apparently a model and a Real Housewife. Huh. Thank GOD I took the time to look that up.
 
2012-01-27 03:24:09 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: No really. Who's Brandi Glanville?



I don't know, but I hear she's a fine girl.
 
2012-01-27 03:29:25 PM  

PizzaJedi81: antidisestablishmentarianism: No really. Who's Brandi Glanville?

Apparently a model and a Real Housewife. Huh. Thank GOD I took the time to look that up.


Do you have any idea how long that would take on my 56k?
 
2012-01-27 03:38:05 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: PizzaJedi81: antidisestablishmentarianism: No really. Who's Brandi Glanville?

Apparently a model and a Real Housewife. Huh. Thank GOD I took the time to look that up.

Do you have any idea how long that would take on my 56k?


You could create, wholesale, a new language, and grow a nifty beard.
 
2012-01-27 03:43:19 PM  
That's gonna hurt his credit score.
 
2012-01-27 04:20:16 PM  
She's prolly had so many she should be known as "Glans-ville", amirite?
 
2012-01-27 04:20:30 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.


You mean Owen McGregor?
 
2012-01-27 04:26:43 PM  
Who is Gerard Butler?
 
2012-01-27 04:26:44 PM  

Sybarite: antidisestablishmentarianism: No really. Who's Brandi Glanville?


I don't know, but I hear she's a fine girl.


Really? What a good wife she would be.
 
2012-01-27 04:30:16 PM  

BigMevy: Sybarite: antidisestablishmentarianism: No really. Who's Brandi Glanville?


I don't know, but I hear she's a fine girl.

Really? What a good wife she would be.


Nah; my life, my love, and my lady, is the sea.
 
2012-01-27 04:32:20 PM  
I do not know, personally. I would bang her. And offer pics. All I've got.

/name your daughter Brandi - buy the stripper pole.
 
2012-01-27 04:34:44 PM  

TheMaskedArmadillo: Who is Gerard Butler?


He's that weird french guy with the big nose.
 
2012-01-27 04:35:47 PM  

fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?


No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy
 
2012-01-27 04:47:53 PM  

bhcompy: fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy


Jeff daniels is that guy in dumb and dumber right? You know, the one thats also in bruce almighty and ace ventura.
 
2012-01-27 04:48:31 PM  

bhcompy: fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy


No she actually meant Gerard Depardieu
 
2012-01-27 04:48:36 PM  
There's an item on that LGT page that sounds far more Farkworthy than Brandi's may or may not have ridden the Gerard Train one
/that being "Gerard Butler Flashed His Penis at His Sister's Wedding"
//journalistic standards and all, people!
///not sure about the "Gerard Butler Turns Tables" one
 
2012-01-27 04:55:10 PM  

jayhawk88: bhcompy: fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy

No she actually meant Gerard Depardieu


Leon the Professional?
 
2012-01-27 05:14:42 PM  
No no, Jerry Glanville used to coach baseball, I'm pretty sure you mean that football player, Vin Diesel. I think he used to play in that WWF football league.
 
2012-01-27 05:19:05 PM  
so....i refuse to click the link....what does she look like?
 
2012-01-27 05:19:46 PM  

Dahnkster: No no, Jerry Glanville used to coach baseball, I'm pretty sure you mean that football player, Vin Diesel. I think he used to play in that WWF football league.


Bzzz, wrong.

Vin Diesel is a brand of alcoholic vegetable juice that was recalled due to high levels of fecal matter.
 
2012-01-27 05:25:14 PM  
Ha! What a whore.

/When the guy doesn't remember you, you are certified 100% whore.
 
2012-01-27 05:27:24 PM  

BumpInTheNight: TheMaskedArmadillo: Who is Gerard Butler?

He's that weird french guy with the big nose.


No, no...Gerard is Urkrainian. In fact, he's a direct descendant of Evgeni Pachinkov, the creator of the popular game Pachinko.
 
2012-01-27 05:28:14 PM  

D_S_W: Dahnkster: No no, Jerry Glanville used to coach baseball, I'm pretty sure you mean that football player, Vin Diesel. I think he used to play in that WWF football league.

Bzzz, wrong.

Vin Diesel is a brand of alcoholic vegetable juice that was recalled due to high levels of fecal matter.


No, the drink you're thinking of is the Santorum Slushie.
 
2012-01-27 05:28:34 PM  
This is what happens when you name drop in an attempt to be an attention whore.
 
2012-01-27 05:29:41 PM  
If we must post about some tramp that we've never heard of, I'd prefer if a GIS of the said tramp produces at least one image involving nekkid boobies.

Is that asking too much?
 
2012-01-27 05:29:48 PM  
tricycleracer:
Leon the Professional?

Maybe she meant EVERYONE!
 
2012-01-27 05:33:14 PM  
Never heard of either of them
 
2012-01-27 05:38:35 PM  

dallylamma: D_S_W: Dahnkster: No no, Jerry Glanville used to coach baseball, I'm pretty sure you mean that football player, Vin Diesel. I think he used to play in that WWF football league.

Bzzz, wrong.

Vin Diesel is a brand of alcoholic vegetable juice that was recalled due to high levels of fecal matter.

No, the drink you're thinking of is the Santorum Slushie.


Not enough roofies...I think it a Gingrich and Tonic.
 
2012-01-27 05:44:33 PM  
No no no. Clive Warren, the guy from "Children of Men" and "Sin City." You know, this guy:

www.smh.com.au
 
2012-01-27 05:55:19 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: No no no. Clive Warren, the guy from "Children of Men" and "Sin City." You know, this guy:

[www.smh.com.au image 300x399]


Dlikington!
 
2012-01-27 05:57:03 PM  
That's not Clive Warren, that's Simon Pegg.
 
2012-01-27 05:58:49 PM  
If it was Brandon Glanville that might be believable.
 
2012-01-27 06:18:55 PM  

tricycleracer: jayhawk88: bhcompy: fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy

No she actually meant Gerard Depardieu

Leon the Professional?


I think you meant Jean Law
 
2012-01-27 06:20:09 PM  

eagles95: so....i refuse to click the link....what does she look like?


She is the woman that Leann Rimes stole her husband. And she looks pretty good in a bikini. no, go look for it yourself, I don't give a fark.
 
2012-01-27 06:22:08 PM  
So....not Sparta?
 
2012-01-27 06:23:01 PM  
Oh yay, another skank. Because we were so in danger of running out of those...
 
2012-01-27 06:24:03 PM  
Fine, I'll do it.

11 out of 10? This is madness

AdolfOliverPanties: No no no. Clive Warren, the guy from "Children of Men" and "Sin City." You know, this guy:

[www.smh.com.au image 300x399]


No no, that guy founded a detective agency in the 1800's
 
2012-01-27 06:29:22 PM  
Boobs?
 
2012-01-27 06:34:42 PM  
She's no Leilani Dowding.

wickedchopspoker.blogs.com
 
2012-01-27 07:04:26 PM  

Dinobot: tricycleracer: jayhawk88: bhcompy: fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy

No she actually meant Gerard Depardieu

Leon the Professional?

I think you meant Jean Law


No no no. You all mean Geraldo. He sang Rico Suave and Ice Ice Baby.
 
2012-01-27 07:47:26 PM  

tricycleracer: jayhawk88: bhcompy: fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy

No she actually meant Gerard Depardieu

Leon the Professional?


I love the little girl in that... Kirsten Dunst, who went on to star in The Spiderman films with Jake Glllenhall
 
2012-01-27 09:01:06 PM  

fearmongert: tricycleracer: jayhawk88: bhcompy: fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy

No she actually meant Gerard Depardieu

Leon the Professional?

I love the little girl in that... Kirsten Dunst, who went on to star in The Spiderman films with Jake Glllenhall


You must mean Kirsten Durst, the daughter of the guy who is in Linkin Park.
 
2012-01-27 09:08:06 PM  

croesius: fearmongert: tricycleracer: jayhawk88: bhcompy: fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy

No she actually meant Gerard Depardieu

Leon the Professional?

I love the little girl in that... Kirsten Dunst, who went on to star in The Spiderman films with Jake Glllenhall

You must mean Kirsten Durst, the daughter of the guy who is in Linkin Park.


I thought that was Grace Park?
 
2012-01-27 09:09:24 PM  

croesius: fearmongert: tricycleracer: jayhawk88: bhcompy: fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy

No she actually meant Gerard Depardieu

Leon the Professional?

I love the little girl in that... Kirsten Dunst, who went on to star in The Spiderman films with Jake Glllenhall

You must mean Kirsten Durst, the daughter of the guy who is in Linkin Park.


I think Durst was in limp bizkit

/;)
 
2012-01-27 09:11:59 PM  

croesius: fearmongert: tricycleracer: jayhawk88: bhcompy: fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy

No she actually meant Gerard Depardieu

Leon the Professional?

I love the little girl in that... Kirsten Dunst, who went on to star in The Spiderman films with Jake Glllenhall

You must mean Kirsten Durst, the daughter of the guy who is in Linkin Park.


Linkin Park?!!?! Oh man, I love Fred Durst!!!!
 
2012-01-27 10:07:32 PM  
I wouldn't mind spending a week farking Gerard Butler and having him go all Spartan on me...
 
2012-01-27 11:49:45 PM  
Linda Hamilton?
 
2012-01-27 11:52:46 PM  

OK So Amuse Me: I wouldn't mind spending a week farking Gerard Butler and having him go all Spartan on me...


Just make sure he's wearing a Roman soldier.
 
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