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antidisestablishmentarianism

2012-01-27 02:16:49 PM

No really. Who's Brandi Glanville?

AdolfOliverPanties

2012-01-27 02:26:07 PM

She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

PizzaJedi81

2012-01-27 02:33:55 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: No really. Who's Brandi Glanville?

Apparently a model and a Real Housewife. Huh. Thank GOD I took the time to look that up.

Sybarite

2012-01-27 03:24:09 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: No really. Who's Brandi Glanville?

I don't know, but I hear she's a fine girl.

antidisestablishmentarianism

2012-01-27 03:29:25 PM

PizzaJedi81: antidisestablishmentarianism: No really. Who's Brandi Glanville?

Apparently a model and a Real Housewife. Huh. Thank GOD I took the time to look that up.

Do you have any idea how long that would take on my 56k?

PizzaJedi81

2012-01-27 03:38:05 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: PizzaJedi81: antidisestablishmentarianism: No really. Who's Brandi Glanville?

Apparently a model and a Real Housewife. Huh. Thank GOD I took the time to look that up.

Do you have any idea how long that would take on my 56k?

You could create, wholesale, a new language, and grow a nifty beard.

edmo

2012-01-27 03:43:19 PM

That's gonna hurt his credit score.

theorellior

2012-01-27 04:20:16 PM

She's prolly had so many she should be known as "Glans-ville", amirite?

fusillade762

2012-01-27 04:20:30 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

TheMaskedArmadillo

2012-01-27 04:26:43 PM

Who is Gerard Butler?

BigMevy

2012-01-27 04:26:44 PM

Sybarite: antidisestablishmentarianism: No really. Who's Brandi Glanville?

I don't know, but I hear she's a fine girl.

Really? What a good wife she would be.

the_rhino

2012-01-27 04:30:16 PM

BigMevy: Sybarite: antidisestablishmentarianism: No really. Who's Brandi Glanville?

I don't know, but I hear she's a fine girl.

Really? What a good wife she would be.

Nah; my life, my love, and my lady, is the sea.

DrippinBalls

2012-01-27 04:32:20 PM

I do not know, personally. I would bang her. And offer pics. All I've got.

/name your daughter Brandi - buy the stripper pole.

BumpInTheNight

2012-01-27 04:34:44 PM

TheMaskedArmadillo: Who is Gerard Butler?

He's that weird french guy with the big nose.

bhcompy

2012-01-27 04:35:47 PM

fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy

thecpt

2012-01-27 04:47:53 PM

bhcompy: fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy

Jeff daniels is that guy in dumb and dumber right? You know, the one thats also in bruce almighty and ace ventura.

jayhawk88

2012-01-27 04:48:31 PM

squealie

2012-01-27 04:48:36 PM

There's an item on that LGT page that sounds far more Farkworthy than Brandi's may or may not have ridden the Gerard Train one
/that being "Gerard Butler Flashed His Penis at His Sister's Wedding"
//journalistic standards and all, people!
///not sure about the "Gerard Butler Turns Tables" one

tricycleracer

2012-01-27 04:55:10 PM

jayhawk88: bhcompy: fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy

No she actually meant Gerard Depardieu

Leon the Professional?

Dahnkster

2012-01-27 05:14:42 PM

No no, Jerry Glanville used to coach baseball, I'm pretty sure you mean that football player, Vin Diesel. I think he used to play in that WWF football league.

eagles95

2012-01-27 05:19:05 PM

so....i refuse to click the link....what does she look like?

D_S_W

2012-01-27 05:19:46 PM

Dahnkster: No no, Jerry Glanville used to coach baseball, I'm pretty sure you mean that football player, Vin Diesel. I think he used to play in that WWF football league.

Bzzz, wrong.

Vin Diesel is a brand of alcoholic vegetable juice that was recalled due to high levels of fecal matter.

TotallyHeadless

2012-01-27 05:25:14 PM

Ha! What a whore.

/When the guy doesn't remember you, you are certified 100% whore.

Killer Cars

2012-01-27 05:27:24 PM

BumpInTheNight: TheMaskedArmadillo: Who is Gerard Butler?

He's that weird french guy with the big nose.

No, no...Gerard is Urkrainian. In fact, he's a direct descendant of Evgeni Pachinkov, the creator of the popular game Pachinko.

dallylamma

2012-01-27 05:28:14 PM

D_S_W: Dahnkster: No no, Jerry Glanville used to coach baseball, I'm pretty sure you mean that football player, Vin Diesel. I think he used to play in that WWF football league.

Bzzz, wrong.

Vin Diesel is a brand of alcoholic vegetable juice that was recalled due to high levels of fecal matter.

No, the drink you're thinking of is the Santorum Slushie.

ongbok

2012-01-27 05:28:34 PM

This is what happens when you name drop in an attempt to be an attention whore.

feefifofimmy

2012-01-27 05:29:41 PM

If we must post about some tramp that we've never heard of, I'd prefer if a GIS of the said tramp produces at least one image involving nekkid boobies.

Is that asking too much?

coffee fiend

2012-01-27 05:29:48 PM

tricycleracer:
Leon the Professional?

Maybe she meant EVERYONE!

hbk72777

2012-01-27 05:33:14 PM

Never heard of either of them

PizzaJedi81

2012-01-27 05:38:35 PM

dallylamma: D_S_W: Dahnkster: No no, Jerry Glanville used to coach baseball, I'm pretty sure you mean that football player, Vin Diesel. I think he used to play in that WWF football league.

Bzzz, wrong.

Vin Diesel is a brand of alcoholic vegetable juice that was recalled due to high levels of fecal matter.

No, the drink you're thinking of is the Santorum Slushie.

Not enough roofies...I think it a Gingrich and Tonic.

AdolfOliverPanties

2012-01-27 05:44:33 PM

No no no. Clive Warren, the guy from "Children of Men" and "Sin City." You know, this guy:

www.smh.com.au

Bubblegum Tate

2012-01-27 05:55:19 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: No no no. Clive Warren, the guy from "Children of Men" and "Sin City." You know, this guy:

[www.smh.com.au image 300x399]

Dlikington!

Max Awesome

2012-01-27 05:57:03 PM

That's not Clive Warren, that's Simon Pegg.

Lumbar Puncture

2012-01-27 05:58:49 PM

If it was Brandon Glanville that might be believable.

Dinobot

2012-01-27 06:18:55 PM

tricycleracer: jayhawk88: bhcompy: fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy

No she actually meant Gerard Depardieu

Leon the Professional?

I think you meant Jean Law

cryinoutloud

2012-01-27 06:20:09 PM

eagles95: so....i refuse to click the link....what does she look like?

She is the woman that Leann Rimes stole her husband. And she looks pretty good in a bikini. no, go look for it yourself, I don't give a fark.

Dr.Zom

2012-01-27 06:22:08 PM

So....not Sparta?

mongbiohazard

2012-01-27 06:23:01 PM

Oh yay, another skank. Because we were so in danger of running out of those...

Great clown Pagliacci's pick-me-up

2012-01-27 06:24:03 PM

Fine, I'll do it.

11 out of 10? This is madness

AdolfOliverPanties: No no no. Clive Warren, the guy from "Children of Men" and "Sin City." You know, this guy:

[www.smh.com.au image 300x399]

No no, that guy founded a detective agency in the 1800's

therecksays

2012-01-27 06:29:22 PM

Boobs?

nocturn

2012-01-27 06:34:42 PM

She's no Leilani Dowding.

wickedchopspoker.blogs.com

skoobx

2012-01-27 07:04:26 PM

Dinobot: tricycleracer: jayhawk88: bhcompy: fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy

No she actually meant Gerard Depardieu

Leon the Professional?

I think you meant Jean Law

No no no. You all mean Geraldo. He sang Rico Suave and Ice Ice Baby.

fearmongert

2012-01-27 07:47:26 PM

croesius

2012-01-27 09:01:06 PM

fearmongert: tricycleracer: jayhawk88: bhcompy: fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy

No she actually meant Gerard Depardieu

Leon the Professional?

I love the little girl in that... Kirsten Dunst, who went on to star in The Spiderman films with Jake Glllenhall

You must mean Kirsten Durst, the daughter of the guy who is in Linkin Park.

fusillade762

2012-01-27 09:08:06 PM

croesius: fearmongert: tricycleracer: jayhawk88: bhcompy: fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy

No she actually meant Gerard Depardieu

Leon the Professional?

I love the little girl in that... Kirsten Dunst, who went on to star in The Spiderman films with Jake Glllenhall

You must mean Kirsten Durst, the daughter of the guy who is in Linkin Park.

I thought that was Grace Park?

Truncks1

2012-01-27 09:09:24 PM

croesius: fearmongert: tricycleracer: jayhawk88: bhcompy: fusillade762: AdolfOliverPanties: She just got her European actors confused.

She meant Clive Warren.

You mean Owen McGregor?

No, Jeff Daniels. You know, the Lebowski guy

No she actually meant Gerard Depardieu

Leon the Professional?

I love the little girl in that... Kirsten Dunst, who went on to star in The Spiderman films with Jake Glllenhall

You must mean Kirsten Durst, the daughter of the guy who is in Linkin Park.

I think Durst was in limp bizkit

/;)

Roxy Monoxide

2012-01-27 09:11:59 PM

OK So Amuse Me

2012-01-27 10:07:32 PM

I wouldn't mind spending a week farking Gerard Butler and having him go all Spartan on me...

Quantum Apostrophe

2012-01-27 11:49:45 PM

Linda Hamilton?

Vash's Apprentice

2012-01-27 11:52:46 PM

OK So Amuse Me: I wouldn't mind spending a week farking Gerard Butler and having him go all Spartan on me...

Just make sure he's wearing a Roman soldier.

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