One of my friends, who has a barely kissed a girl, much less seen one naked, just started dating someone. She's pretty cool and all, likes video games, his type of tv shows, etc. However, I think "she" might be a dude. How should I approach this?

I'm not joking either, so don't just shout "FAKE!" at me.

blind taste test.

A sneaky, but vicious, grab at the crotch.

Fark her to be safe.

babysealclubber: One of my friends, who has a barely kissed a girl, much less seen one naked, just started dating someone. She's pretty cool and all, likes video games, his type of tv shows, etc. However, I think "she" might be a dude. How should I approach this?

LFBN thread?

Find a good nut shot video on youtube. See if they cringe.

You should totally submit a fake thread about it.

It is 2012 for crissakes. It's ok for boys to date boys.

I don't see how it's any of your business.

Grab her crotch.

"accidentally" cop a feel

babysealclubber: One of my friends, who has a barely kissed a girl, much less seen one naked, just started dating someone. She's pretty cool and all, likes video games, his type of tv shows, etc. However, I think "she" might be a dude. How should I approach this?

Let him learn on his own. Then post a follow up.

Grab his/her crotch like you're Crocodile Dundee.

babysealclubber: One of my friends, who has a barely kissed a girl, much less seen one naked, just started dating someone. She's pretty cool and all, likes video games, his type of tv shows, etc. However, I think "she" might be a dude. How should I approach this?

Why do you think she might be a dude?

Drop something like a pen into her lap, is she spreads her legs it's a chick, closes them, it's a dude.

Why do you think she's male?

g0ats3x: blind taste test.

* spits coffee *


... if you're really concerned, just get the "gf" alone for a minute & ask point-blank; you don't want your friends' first trip down mammary lane to get derailed by a fistful of cock

LineNoise: Find a good nut shot video on youtube. See if they cringe.

I didn't consider that.


But in all honesty, the guy is not going to do real well in the ladies department. He's kind of a home-body, pale, overweight, really shy but really nice. Kind of like most TFers.

She is nice, but there are some things about her mannerisms that throw me and the rest of his friends off. We just don't want to see him get heartbroken.

skybreaker: babysealclubber: One of my friends, who has a barely kissed a girl, much less seen one naked, just started dating someone. She's pretty cool and all, likes video games, his type of tv shows, etc. However, I think "she" might be a dude. How should I approach this?

Why do you think she might be a dude?

he gave her a blowjob.

mryoop789: I don't see how it's any of your business.

Look, yoop, this affects all of us.

"Your gun is digging into my hip."

stick your finger up her ass and have her cough.

Maybe he knows...

Maybe he's gay and doesn't want you to judge him so he's pretending he is a she?
or somethin'.

unremarkable asterisk: It is 2012 for crissakes. It's ok for boys to date boys.

I've heard that scientists have created a pill now that lets guys have sex with each other.

vincent_blackshadow: fistful of cock

That would be a great name for a porn set in the old west.

Put on "Too Close" by NEXT and see how she reacts to the line about feeling a little poke comin' through.

Don't ruin it for your buddy until he at least gets his first blow job. Christ.

Also, why would you want to ruin it for yourself when he ultimately tells you the hilarious truth? Just let it play out and wait.

Is your friend named Mac?

Aarontology: skybreaker: babysealclubber: One of my friends, who has a barely kissed a girl, much less seen one naked, just started dating someone. She's pretty cool and all, likes video games, his type of tv shows, etc. However, I think "she" might be a dude. How should I approach this?

Why do you think she might be a dude?

he gave her a blowjob.

If this is the case, then post the video, I'm interested to see that.

Eutamias21: "Your gun is digging into my hip."

FINKLE IS EINHORN!

babysealclubber: One of my friends, who has a barely kissed a girl, much less seen one naked, just started dating someone. She's pretty cool and all, likes video games, his type of tv shows, etc. However, I think "she" might be a dude. How should I approach this?

Oh, it's you? Invite me over since they don't know me and you've never met me. I'll drop the question in an awesomely awkward way, leave, and then you can tell everyone I'm an asshole. CASE CLOSED

spcMike: vincent_blackshadow: fistful of cock

That would be a great name for a porn set in the old west.

"For A Few Cocks More" was better.

unremarkable asterisk: It is 2012 for crissakes. It's ok for boys to date boys.

Not if one of them doesn't know the other one is a boy.

Here are the reasons me and my other friends have put together:

1.) She kinda looks like a dude to begin with
2.) Her voice is kind of at the low end of the spectrum
3.) She always is wearing dudes clothes. She's been coming around for months, never seen her in anything but t-shirt and jeans, even when they go out.
4.) When they wrestle, she wins.
5.) Not to be weird, but when she's in the bathroom, she urinates really loud. It echoes throughout the living room.

Maybe he's into that. Its none of your business.

Pictures of the alleged he/she, show them to us.

Mind your own beeswax

babysealclubber: 5.) Not to be weird, but when she's in the bathroom, she urinates really loud. It echoes throughout the living room.

I love you so much for this.

sign_of_Zeta: Maybe he knows...

We thought of that, except, we all are pretty open about everything. Hell, one of the guys who is wondering with us is gay. It wouldn't be a big deal to any of us.

generalDisdain: FINKLE IS EINHORN!

Well, I was slowly building to that joke. But since we're there:

You're kind of a dick, subby.

babysealclubber: 3.) She always is wearing dudes clothes. She's been coming around for months, never seen her in anything but t-shirt and jeans, even when they go out.

This is actually a reason that she's not a dude.

babysealclubber: unremarkable asterisk: It is 2012 for crissakes. It's ok for boys to date boys.

Not if one of them doesn't know the other one is a boy.

Here are the reasons me and my other friends have put together:

1.) She kinda looks like a dude to begin with
2.) Her voice is kind of at the low end of the spectrum
3.) She always is wearing dudes clothes. She's been coming around for months, never seen her in anything but t-shirt and jeans, even when they go out.
4.) When they wrestle, she wins.
5.) Not to be weird, but when she's in the bathroom, she urinates really loud. It echoes throughout the living room.

Yep, lesbian in the closet.

This is your friend in the near future...

imapirate: babysealclubber: One of my friends, who has a barely kissed a girl, much less seen one naked, just started dating someone. She's pretty cool and all, likes video games, his type of tv shows, etc. However, I think "she" might be a dude. How should I approach this?

Oh, it's you? Invite me over since they don't know me and you've never met me. I'll drop the question in an awesomely awkward way, leave, and then you can tell everyone I'm an asshole. CASE CLOSED

Lol, that would work.