If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Fark) Advice I have a question about my friend's "gf"   (fark.com) divider line 787
More: Advice  
•       •       •

posted to Main » on 27 Jan 2012 at 1:41 PM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!



787 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-01-27 12:43:59 PM
One of my friends, who has a barely kissed a girl, much less seen one naked, just started dating someone. She's pretty cool and all, likes video games, his type of tv shows, etc. However, I think "she" might be a dude. How should I approach this?
 
2012-01-27 12:44:32 PM
LEAVE COLLIN ALONE
 
2012-01-27 12:44:42 PM
I'm not joking either, so don't just shout "FAKE!" at me.
 
2012-01-27 12:44:49 PM
blind taste test.
 
2012-01-27 12:44:59 PM
A sneaky, but vicious, grab at the crotch.
 
2012-01-27 12:45:10 PM
Fark her to be safe.
 
2012-01-27 12:45:12 PM
babysealclubber: One of my friends, who has a barely kissed a girl, much less seen one naked, just started dating someone. She's pretty cool and all, likes video games, his type of tv shows, etc. However, I think "she" might be a dude. How should I approach this?

LFBN thread?
 
2012-01-27 12:45:42 PM
Find a good nut shot video on youtube. See if they cringe.
 
2012-01-27 12:46:01 PM
You should totally submit a fake thread about it.
 
2012-01-27 12:46:06 PM
It is 2012 for crissakes. It's ok for boys to date boys.
 
2012-01-27 12:46:11 PM
I don't see how it's any of your business.
 
2012-01-27 12:46:19 PM
Grab her crotch.
 
2012-01-27 12:46:33 PM
"accidentally" cop a feel
 
2012-01-27 12:46:35 PM
babysealclubber: One of my friends, who has a barely kissed a girl, much less seen one naked, just started dating someone. She's pretty cool and all, likes video games, his type of tv shows, etc. However, I think "she" might be a dude. How should I approach this?

Um if you think she was a male at one point in time, it doesn't matter she is a she now. Its called being transgender, and its ok.
 
2012-01-27 12:46:40 PM
babysealclubber: One of my friends, who has a barely kissed a girl, much less seen one naked, just started dating someone. She's pretty cool and all, likes video games, his type of tv shows, etc. However, I think "she" might be a dude. How should I approach this?

Let him learn on his own. Then post a follow up.
 
2012-01-27 12:46:50 PM
Grab his/her crotch like you're Crocodile Dundee.
 
2012-01-27 12:46:51 PM
babysealclubber: One of my friends, who has a barely kissed a girl, much less seen one naked, just started dating someone. She's pretty cool and all, likes video games, his type of tv shows, etc. However, I think "she" might be a dude. How should I approach this?

Why do you think she might be a dude?
 
2012-01-27 12:46:51 PM
Drop something like a pen into her lap, is she spreads her legs it's a chick, closes them, it's a dude.
 
2012-01-27 12:47:06 PM
Why do you think she's male?
 
2012-01-27 12:47:11 PM
g0ats3x: blind taste test.

* spits coffee *


... if you're really concerned, just get the "gf" alone for a minute & ask point-blank; you don't want your friends' first trip down mammary lane to get derailed by a fistful of cock
 
2012-01-27 12:47:21 PM
LineNoise: Find a good nut shot video on youtube. See if they cringe.

I didn't consider that.


But in all honesty, the guy is not going to do real well in the ladies department. He's kind of a home-body, pale, overweight, really shy but really nice. Kind of like most TFers.

She is nice, but there are some things about her mannerisms that throw me and the rest of his friends off. We just don't want to see him get heartbroken.
 
2012-01-27 12:47:23 PM
skybreaker: babysealclubber: One of my friends, who has a barely kissed a girl, much less seen one naked, just started dating someone. She's pretty cool and all, likes video games, his type of tv shows, etc. However, I think "she" might be a dude. How should I approach this?

Why do you think she might be a dude?


he gave her a blowjob.
 
2012-01-27 12:47:33 PM
mryoop789: I don't see how it's any of your business.

Look, yoop, this affects all of us.
 
2012-01-27 12:47:44 PM
Maybe Ann Coulter will simmer down now that she's got a man in her life.
 
2012-01-27 12:47:47 PM
"Your gun is digging into my hip."
 
2012-01-27 12:47:55 PM
stick your finger up her ass and have her cough.
 
2012-01-27 12:47:58 PM
Maybe he knows...
 
2012-01-27 12:48:19 PM
Maybe he's gay and doesn't want you to judge him so he's pretending he is a she?
or somethin'.
 
2012-01-27 12:48:22 PM
unremarkable asterisk: It is 2012 for crissakes. It's ok for boys to date boys.

I've heard that scientists have created a pill now that lets guys have sex with each other.
 
2012-01-27 12:48:26 PM
vincent_blackshadow: fistful of cock

That would be a great name for a porn set in the old west.
 
2012-01-27 12:48:53 PM
Put on "Too Close" by NEXT and see how she reacts to the line about feeling a little poke comin' through.
 
2012-01-27 12:48:54 PM
Don't ruin it for your buddy until he at least gets his first blow job. Christ.

Also, why would you want to ruin it for yourself when he ultimately tells you the hilarious truth? Just let it play out and wait.
 
2012-01-27 12:49:05 PM
Is your friend named Mac?
 
2012-01-27 12:49:10 PM
Aarontology: skybreaker: babysealclubber: One of my friends, who has a barely kissed a girl, much less seen one naked, just started dating someone. She's pretty cool and all, likes video games, his type of tv shows, etc. However, I think "she" might be a dude. How should I approach this?

Why do you think she might be a dude?

he gave her a blowjob.


If this is the case, then post the video, I'm interested to see that.
 
2012-01-27 12:49:38 PM
Eutamias21: "Your gun is digging into my hip."

FINKLE IS EINHORN!
 
2012-01-27 12:49:54 PM
babysealclubber: But in all honesty, the guy is not going to do real well in the ladies department. He's kind of a home-body, pale, overweight, really shy but really nice. Kind of like most TFers.

She is nice, but there are some things about her mannerisms that throw me and the rest of his friends off. We just don't want to see him get heartbroken.



The more likely answer is that she's a lesbian who isn't comfortable with herself so she's trying to be "straight" by having a boyfriend, and her natural uncomfortableness is showing through.

I'm not even kidding, I've seen this happen to way more than one chubby guy who has trouble with women. Closeted lesbians seem drawn to them.
 
2012-01-27 12:50:18 PM
babysealclubber: One of my friends, who has a barely kissed a girl, much less seen one naked, just started dating someone. She's pretty cool and all, likes video games, his type of tv shows, etc. However, I think "she" might be a dude. How should I approach this?

Oh, it's you? Invite me over since they don't know me and you've never met me. I'll drop the question in an awesomely awkward way, leave, and then you can tell everyone I'm an asshole. CASE CLOSED
 
2012-01-27 12:50:44 PM
spcMike: vincent_blackshadow: fistful of cock

That would be a great name for a porn set in the old west.


"For A Few Cocks More" was better.
 
2012-01-27 12:50:46 PM
unremarkable asterisk: It is 2012 for crissakes. It's ok for boys to date boys.

Not if one of them doesn't know the other one is a boy.

Here are the reasons me and my other friends have put together:

1.) She kinda looks like a dude to begin with
2.) Her voice is kind of at the low end of the spectrum
3.) She always is wearing dudes clothes. She's been coming around for months, never seen her in anything but t-shirt and jeans, even when they go out.
4.) When they wrestle, she wins.
5.) Not to be weird, but when she's in the bathroom, she urinates really loud. It echoes throughout the living room.
 
2012-01-27 12:50:46 PM
Maybe he's into that. Its none of your business.
 
2012-01-27 12:50:50 PM
Pictures of the alleged he/she, show them to us.
 
2012-01-27 12:50:51 PM
Mind your own beeswax
 
2012-01-27 12:51:42 PM
babysealclubber: 5.) Not to be weird, but when she's in the bathroom, she urinates really loud. It echoes throughout the living room.

I love you so much for this.
 
2012-01-27 12:51:50 PM
sign_of_Zeta: Maybe he knows...

We thought of that, except, we all are pretty open about everything. Hell, one of the guys who is wondering with us is gay. It wouldn't be a big deal to any of us.
 
2012-01-27 12:51:55 PM
generalDisdain: FINKLE IS EINHORN!

Well, I was slowly building to that joke. But since we're there:

You're kind of a dick, subby.
 
2012-01-27 12:52:09 PM
babysealclubber: 3.) She always is wearing dudes clothes. She's been coming around for months, never seen her in anything but t-shirt and jeans, even when they go out.

This is actually a reason that she's not a dude.
 
2012-01-27 12:52:22 PM
babysealclubber: unremarkable asterisk: It is 2012 for crissakes. It's ok for boys to date boys.

Not if one of them doesn't know the other one is a boy.

Here are the reasons me and my other friends have put together:

1.) She kinda looks like a dude to begin with
2.) Her voice is kind of at the low end of the spectrum
3.) She always is wearing dudes clothes. She's been coming around for months, never seen her in anything but t-shirt and jeans, even when they go out.
4.) When they wrestle, she wins.
5.) Not to be weird, but when she's in the bathroom, she urinates really loud. It echoes throughout the living room.


Yep, lesbian in the closet.
 
2012-01-27 12:52:27 PM
This is your friend in the near future...

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-01-27 12:52:33 PM
babysealclubber: unremarkable asterisk: It is 2012 for crissakes. It's ok for boys to date boys.

Not if one of them doesn't know the other one is a boy.

Here are the reasons me and my other friends have put together:

1.) She kinda looks like a dude to begin with
2.) Her voice is kind of at the low end of the spectrum
3.) She always is wearing dudes clothes. She's been coming around for months, never seen her in anything but t-shirt and jeans, even when they go out.
4.) When they wrestle, she wins.
5.) Not to be weird, but when she's in the bathroom, she urinates really loud. It echoes throughout the living room.


When did t-shirt and jeans become guy's clothing? I wear them all the time, and I have a vagina.
 
2012-01-27 12:52:35 PM
imapirate: babysealclubber: One of my friends, who has a barely kissed a girl, much less seen one naked, just started dating someone. She's pretty cool and all, likes video games, his type of tv shows, etc. However, I think "she" might be a dude. How should I approach this?

Oh, it's you? Invite me over since they don't know me and you've never met me. I'll drop the question in an awesomely awkward way, leave, and then you can tell everyone I'm an asshole. CASE CLOSED


Lol, that would work.
 
Displayed 50 of 787 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »