That's okay, many Jews who died in the holocaust also happily converted to Mormonism.

That's really f'n creepy.

Mormons were also asked repeatedly not to do that by Holocaust memorial concerns, yet they kept it up.

Marcus Aurelius: Mormons have been converting the dead to Mormonism for ages. They're not exactly picky, either. Wait till they get to heaven and see all those people drinking coffee.

Book of Mormon II: We Should Be More Choosy.


/Even the property values near the Pearly Gates are plummeting.
//Yet another divine revelation.

Does this mean I'm become a Mormon when I die?

Perhaps when I become a Mormon I'll learn proper grammar, spelling, and sentence structure.

The Onion is prophetic: You accidentally a Morman.

Wait, so Mitt Romney died? So we're dealing with some kind of zombie Romney now?

I'm scared :(

Jake Havechek: That's okay, many Jews who died in the holocaust also happily converted to Mormonism.

Also, Hilter. Link (new window)

If any Mormons would like to say some dumb words about me after I'm dead and pretend I've gotten a brain, Mormans, they're welcome to do so. Joke's on them

Is this the thread where we pretend Mormonism is more ridiculous than any other religion?

"But when Mitt began seeing Davies' daughter Ann, the Romney family launched a concerted effort to convert not only Ann but her entire family to Mormonism. And they were wildly successful: Within a year of meeting Ann, Mitt and his father had converted all three of Edward Davies' children."

Amazing what people can be motivated to do when they're marrying into a family with hundreds of millions of daughters. Glad to see Mittens married into a pack of whores.

CPennypacker: Is this the thread where we pretend Mormonism is more ridiculous than any other religion?

Be fair, other religions don't try to pad their score like this.

This has actually got me really creeped out, because my uncle, (my dad's brother) his wife and their kids, and their kids' spouses and children are all Mormons, and I don't know how to stress to them that if any of them do this to my parents when they die, I'm going to break my foot off in their asses. My parents are Catholic, and they take their faith seriously. While I don't agree with their religious views, I won't have my dad's brother and his farked up family taking something away from them that means as much to them as it does. Yes, they'll be dead so they won't know and/or care, but I'll know and I'll care.

Are there any lawyers here on Fark (no GEDs in Law, please) that can shed some light on this; can I sue these cockgobblers for emotional distress or something?

That happens to me and there's some hauntin'.

This shiat is farked up.

It's one thing to believe in your religion, it's another to force it on someone else even if they are dead. It's not right.

Thank You Black Jesus!: That happens to me and there's some hauntin'.

Meh, I'll just give them bad weather and maybe try for some earthquakes if they try to build a temple near where I end up.

Can't convert the living? Kill 'em off, then convert them when they're dead.

A Dark Evil Omen: CPennypacker: Is this the thread where we pretend Mormonism is more ridiculous than any other religion?

Be fair, other religions don't try to pad their score like this.

What does that score get them?

I heard that for his father-in-law's funeral, they just strapped the coffin to the roof of their station wagon and drove it right to the cemetery.
'm not sure what the liquid was running down the windows, but it grossed the kids out, and Mitt hosed the coffin and the car down at a car wash, on the way there.