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BornOfFire
2012-01-27 10:07:08 PM
Fat girl is fat.
i_dig_chicks
2012-01-27 10:08:06 PM
Lame. And less fat chicks.
whatshisname
2012-01-27 10:13:12 PM
A day without the internet would also suck every ounce of humor from the planet?
lolcifer
2012-01-27 10:13:29 PM
Too long and too many pauses.
That being said, I'd hit that chub like nobody's business. Though I get the feeling she plays for the other team.
\imagine saying that out loud, in person
some_beer_drinker
2012-01-27 10:43:09 PM
what the fark was she doing with the mailbox?
CoonAce
2012-01-27 10:43:17 PM
That girl is fat as hell.
Thoroughly With Foil
2012-01-27 10:44:07 PM
Would
/Genesee Bock Beer
//I'm not afraid
Thoroughly With Foil
2012-01-27 10:44:53 PM
Poke
evildwarf
2012-01-27 10:52:07 PM
Oh my, a day you actually have to communicate with people one-to-one in a meaningful way. What a living hell that must be. Really, do go on. I'm not sure if she even got the irony in the fact that the crap that she's scared of losing was exactly the stuff that made her "real life" friend want to get the hell out of there. If subby had gone for the asinine tag it might have been a better fit.
lewismarktwo
2012-01-27 11:11:16 PM
Made it to her hanging up the phone. K byee!
DrZiffle
2012-01-27 11:29:06 PM
At least we wouldn't be encouraged to watch that shiat.
mrmyxolodian
2012-01-27 11:29:21 PM
That was more lame than I expected.
Thanks Fark!
Lando Lincoln
2012-01-27 11:39:39 PM
I call it "camping." As in traveling to a place where there isn't even cell phone service, and sleeping in a tent. And just recharging the batteries of my soul.
IAMONE
2012-01-27 11:44:15 PM
I don't get it.
Carth
2012-01-27 11:50:30 PM
Seems more like a day without facebook with a scene of googlemaps tagged on.
epoc_tnac
2012-01-28 12:01:36 AM
So that fat girl is going to sit on my face finally?
End this internet now. Also, end her stupid words.
Mawson of the Antarctic
2012-01-28 12:18:07 AM
I wouldn't say the girl is fat... she's very hip (hardee har har). And I, too, would hit; she's as cute as a button!
sexy-fetus
2012-01-28 12:25:52 AM
I'd hit it and take pictures.
toyotaboy
2012-01-28 12:43:57 AM
two things I can't stand on facebook: people who constantly quote famous people and reading your own horoscope.
berniex
2012-01-28 01:08:01 AM
Apparently its a day without comedy, too.
StoPPeRmobile
2012-01-28 01:16:37 AM
berniex
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Apparently its a day without comedy, too.
Nah, the book bit got a chuckle out of me.
Thresher
2012-01-28 03:03:50 AM
Chick was hot. Video was teh ghey. Miniskirt tease at the mailbox totally worth watching the vid. Sadly, I too think she's a volleyball coach.
White Rhino
2012-01-28 04:53:36 AM
Thumbs down.
farkin' weird concept, oh there's no internet but I'm gonna do facebook junk over the phone and get confused by mail boxes, and then chow on some boxes.
/'cause she's a dyke
the nameless one
2012-01-28 07:03:12 AM
BornOfFire
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Fat girl is fat.
came here to say the same thing
Pants full of macaroni!!
2012-01-28 08:05:37 AM
Pfft. I have several days in a row without internet whenever I go on vacation. Unlike These Kids Today, I actually remember what life was like before internet, and can adjust accordingly.
/my lawn. off.
AnotherOldFart
2012-01-28 08:48:47 AM
NO INTERNET
Grote-Man
2012-01-28 10:13:20 AM
Figured it be more like
this...
(new window)
/Poor quality
//Follow me! Follow me to freedom!!
in a landscape
2012-01-28 10:55:07 AM
THAT'S NOT FUNNY
staphkiller
2012-01-28 11:04:33 AM
Actually, she's rather cute, but could use a few less donuts.
Nayman
2012-01-28 11:16:23 AM
i_dig_chicks
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Lame. And less fat chicks.
You mean fewer fat chicks... or do mean chicks who are less fat? What I'm asking is, do you wish for a world in which fat chicks exist, just fewer of them, or a world in which chicks still have various degrees of fat, but the average chick/fatness combination is lower?
Zombalupagus
2012-01-28 11:23:18 AM
mrmyxolodian
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That was more lame than I expected.
Agreed. That was lame even by the low standards of the video tab.
the nameless one
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BornOfFire: Fat girl is fat.
came here to say the same thing
We've degraded to this? Or is this some attempt at humor, since the video was so sorely lacking?
Yes, she's overweight. But not by current American standards. Put her in a lineup with 99 other random women and she would probably be less fat than half of them.
/would still
poke
her
Rhames
2012-01-28 12:31:05 PM
I'd poke her, and her lesbian friend.
/forever alone
TheMega
2012-01-28 12:46:16 PM
About as funny as when your finger goes thru the toilet paper... waaay thru it.
/Moooooooooooooon RIVER!!!!
Theonceovertwice
2012-01-28 12:56:58 PM
That was horrible.
ultraholland
2012-01-28 01:43:24 PM
What the fark is the internet?
vudukungfu
2012-01-28 01:52:10 PM
Fatty Kakes is Fat.
aspAddict
2012-01-28 02:50:09 PM
Girls are sposed to have curves, ya damn Studmans.
/I'd poke her repeatedly
//Assuming she's over 18
///LOL nopedo
studebaker hoch
2012-01-28 03:00:40 PM
What a day without the Intermet may look like:
nyseattitude
2012-01-28 03:18:21 PM
studebaker hoch
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What a day without the Intermet may look like:
And where did you get it?
BumpInTheNight
2012-01-28 03:58:35 PM
Just remember everyone, subby is hittin' that and that's the only reason this link is here.
Seth'n'Spectrum
2012-01-28 06:38:05 PM
drsmith
2012-01-28 06:50:12 PM
Nayman
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i_dig_chicks: Lame. And less fat chicks.
You mean fewer fat chicks... or do mean chicks who are less fat? What I'm asking is, do you wish for a world in which fat chicks exist, just fewer of them, or a world in which chicks still have various degrees of fat, but the average chick/fatness combination is lower?
I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing you're the one standing in the middle of the 'funny crowd' at parties
soy_bomb
2012-01-28 07:22:12 PM
OMG. Actress needs less toast for breakfast.
no clever name here just move along
2012-01-28 07:33:07 PM
aspAddict
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Girls are sposed to have curves, ya damn Studmans.
/I'd poke her repeatedly
//Assuming she's over 18
///LOL nopedo
did you see her upper arms? she gains any more weight, and those things are going to blow up!
studebaker hoch
2012-01-28 07:50:12 PM
nyseattitude
And where did you get it?
That's a picture of the "outdoors".
Ever heard of this place?
BumpInTheNight
2012-01-28 07:53:02 PM
studebaker hoch
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nyseattitude
And where did you get it?
That's a picture of the "outdoors".
Ever heard of this place?
Can you download it from steam?
aspAddict
2012-01-28 09:13:21 PM
no clever name here just move along
:
did you see her upper arms? she gains any more weight, and those things are going to blow up!
I'll take my chances. :)
Also:
[me_gusta.jpg]
unitednihilists
2012-01-28 10:16:27 PM
I couldn't imagine how productive I might be without the intertube.
OlderGuy
2012-01-28 11:07:25 PM
lolcifer
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Too long and too many pauses.
That being said, I'd hit that chub like nobody's business. Though I get the feeling she plays for the other team.
\imagine saying that out loud, in person
... you owe me a keyboard.....
Stile4aly
2012-01-29 01:22:08 AM
This makes FarkTV look like Life of Brian, Blazing Saddles, and the Simpsons monorail episode all rolled into one.
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