So...how do we know he didn't give AIDS to the monkey?

Why's this happening, please, whose been touching these monkeys?
Leave these poor sick monkeys alone, they're sick, they've got problems enough as it is.

They always blame the Monkeys because they're too busy singin' to put anybody down.

That monkey was your mother!

tnpir: Good f'ing LORD, this guy might be the biggest asshole in America right now.

Now THAT is a tough call

/definite contender, though

The monkey was probably passing through on a canoe trip and making fun of the locals.

Someone's gearing up for a future run at the presidency.

"Most people realize that AIDS came from the homosexual community -- it was one guy screwing a monkey, if I recall correctly, and then having sex with men. It was an airline pilot, if I recall."

WTF? Is there an actual source for this airline pilot thing? I've heard that it came from eating bush meat, and that's it's probably been around in humans for at least a century, but started spreading more recently.

sweetmelissa31: "Most people realize that AIDS came from the homosexual community -- it was one guy screwing a monkey, if I recall correctly, and then having sex with men. It was an airline pilot, if I recall."

WTF? Is there an actual source for this airline pilot thing? I've heard that it came from eating bush meat, and that's it's probably been around in humans for at least a century, but started spreading more recently.

The airline thing is an urban legend. He may as well have announced that he heard it on the lunch line at school.

sweetmelissa31: "Most people realize that AIDS came from the homosexual community -- it was one guy screwing a monkey, if I recall correctly, and then having sex with men. It was an airline pilot, if I recall."

WTF? Is there an actual source for this airline pilot thing? I've heard that it came from eating bush meat, and that's it's probably been around in humans for at least a century, but started spreading more recently.

There is some story that patient zero may have been a specific man who spent time in Africa and was gay. At the same time, there is evidence that the AIDS virus started with monkeys from that same area he visited and at the same time. No one will ever really know if he was patient zero, or if that is exactly where and when it originated. I'm also pretty sure we can't be sure if he got it from porking the monkeys or eating them...or from using the same toilet seat. I'm guessing the most monkeys aren't the kind to accept being raped though...so I'm erring on the non-sexually transmitted jump from monkey to human.

Have you ever been wasted on long islands and cosmopolitans and caught hairy little Pinoy twink out of the corner of your eye who has an ass that just wouldn't quit doing jello shots out of a test tube? And after sniffing poppers in the restroom with a drag queen who wanted to sword fight you but couldn't untape her cock and then got stingy with the cocaine threatened to key your car, so you start drinking even more? And then the next thing you know you're 3" down on some guy named Tyrone before your friend pulls your face off of his crotch because the cops are raiding the joint?

And then you wake up on 500 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets only to realize that the sexy little Pinoy you sperm hazed last night turns out to be a monkey?

Then STFU.

Maybe it came from someone having sex with a cat?

Either way, I blame the furries.

[Homosexuals] do not naturally reproduce.

This is true. Straight people need to stop farking and having all of these homogay babbys.

Every school child knows that AIDS was spread to humans by someone having relations with Breastman from the He-Man series.

"I've got AIDS, Beastman AIDS"

DO NOT TAUNT THE AIDS MONKEY!

Jesus Christ... I'm always amazed by cretins like this, who revel in their ignorance.

I can only imagine the level of ignorance his supporters must have achieved to even vote for this asshole.

This may well be the stupidest person on the face of the planet.

Maybe it was stingrays:

Why does Tennessee always blame the monkeys?

Because people from Tennessee keep f*cking monkeys.

Why does Tennessee always blame the monkeys?

They were dressed like they wanted it.

Hey... isn't Tennessee the state that just legalized moonshine, too?

/they must be using old radiators for condensers

tnpir: Good f'ing LORD, this guy might be the biggest asshole in America right now.

Well, at least it wasn't Kentucky this time.

I wonder how many times Ol' Stace told his wife he was going to a "Christian Men's Fellowship Conference" and packed up his Windstar for the long, long drive...to New Orleans where he checked into Dita's Dungeon, was dressed in a Strawberry Shortcake outfit and chained to a sawhorse for 36 straight hours of playing "Rotisserie Chicken" for the Kevin Michael Richardson look-a-like club while a midget in a crotchless Spider-Man costume poured Popeye's Cajun Popcorn Shrimp all over the room while the sound system blared the dialogue from "Charlotte's Web."

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I wonder how many times Ol' Stace told his wife he was going to a "Christian Men's Fellowship Conference" and packed up his Windstar for the long, long drive...to New Orleans where he checked into Dita's Dungeon, was dressed in a Strawberry Shortcake outfit and chained to a sawhorse for 36 straight hours of playing "Rotisserie Chicken" for the Kevin Michael Richardson look-a-like club while a midget in a crotchless Spider-Man costume poured Popeye's Cajun Popcorn Shrimp all over the room while the sound system blared the dialogue from "Charlotte's Web."

At least 10...

sweetmelissa31: "Most people realize that AIDS came from the homosexual community -- it was one guy screwing a monkey, if I recall correctly, and then having sex with men. It was an airline pilot, if I recall."

WTF? Is there an actual source for this airline pilot thing? I've heard that it came from eating bush meat, and that's it's probably been around in humans for at least a century, but started spreading more recently.

There was an airline steward who was a carrier in the early days. I have never heard anyone claim that he screwed a monkey though.

Link (new window)

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I wonder how many times Ol' Stace told his wife he was going to a "Christian Men's Fellowship Conference" and packed up his Windstar for the long, long drive...to New Orleans where he checked into Dita's Dungeon, was dressed in a Strawberry Shortcake outfit and chained to a sawhorse for 36 straight hours of playing "Rotisserie Chicken" for the Kevin Michael Richardson look-a-like club while a midget in a crotchless Spider-Man costume poured Popeye's Cajun Popcorn Shrimp all over the room while the sound system blared the dialogue from "Charlotte's Web."

That...that's beautiful.

I think Dave said it best.

"Word? After all this research, this is the best explanation that you came up with muthafarka? Nobody farks monkeys and people you idiot! You either fark monkeys, or you fark people. That's it. There's no in between. You're not gonna get some monkey pussy on Tuesday and then be like 'Oh, lemme call Charlene' on Thursday. No! Once you fark a monkey, that's a firm decision. 'I'm out of the human pussy game for good.' It's ridiculous. You act like monkeys are just as open, just waiting for people to fark em. Monkeys don't wanna be farked by people! Think about it. Think about how hard it would be to catch a monkey. And fark it. That's ridiculous! That's how it had to go down. You think you're just gonna walk up to em in the woods and bribe this n***a with fruits and bananas? You know how strong a monkey is? It'd rip your dick off like a celery stalk. Throw that shiat in the tall grass to never been seen again."

cousndick: Once you fark a monkey, that's a firm decision, "I'm outta da human pussy game for good!"

You sonofabiatch!

Republicans is so smarts. Amerika shud elect mor of them.

It has not been proven that it is nature. It happens in nature, but so does beastiality

o_O

sweetmelissa31: "Most people realize that AIDS came from the homosexual community -- it was one guy screwing a monkey, if I recall correctly, and then having sex with men. It was an airline pilot, if I recall."

WTF? Is there an actual source for this airline pilot thing? I've heard that it came from eating bush meat, and that's it's probably been around in humans for at least a century, but started spreading more recently.

The so called "Patiend Zero" was a homosexual flight attendant (new window)

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I wonder how many times Ol' Stace told his wife he was going to a "Christian Men's Fellowship Conference" and packed up his Windstar for the long, long drive...to New Orleans where he checked into Dita's Dungeon, was dressed in a Strawberry Shortcake outfit and chained to a sawhorse for 36 straight hours of playing "Rotisserie Chicken" for the Kevin Michael Richardson look-a-like club while a midget in a crotchless Spider-Man costume poured Popeye's Cajun Popcorn Shrimp all over the room while the sound system blared the dialogue from "Charlotte's Web."

*FAP*

vernonFL: sweetmelissa31: "Most people realize that AIDS came from the homosexual community -- it was one guy screwing a monkey, if I recall correctly, and then having sex with men. It was an airline pilot, if I recall."

WTF? Is there an actual source for this airline pilot thing? I've heard that it came from eating bush meat, and that's it's probably been around in humans for at least a century, but started spreading more recently.

The so called "Patiend Zero" was a homosexual flight attendant (new window)

And realistically, the "Patient Zero" idea -- that there was a single individual responsible for much of the HIV transmission worldwide -- isn't one with a lot of empirical support. However, it plays really well in the fundy godbotherer homophobe community, so it keeps being repeated.

"Most people realize that AIDS came from the homosexual community -- it was one guy screwing a monkey, if I recall correctly, and then having sex with men. It was an airline pilot, if I recall."

Perfect example of a Fundie. He read this in a chain email or someone told it to him and, since it fit in with his own ignorant beliefs, facts or suggestions to the contrary or irrelevant.

"Climate change is not man-made. It's happened throughout time--just look at the Flood story!"
"We could not have evolved from apes. If so, why are there still apes?"
"Healthcare is socialist! Supporting Obamacare means you hate America!"

No amount of citations or logical arguments will sway these people. Give them up for lost & try to remove them from positions of power.

brigid_fitch: facts or suggestions to the contrary orARE irrelevant.

Grrr...not braining well today...

dahmers love zombie: vernonFL: sweetmelissa31: "Most people realize that AIDS came from the homosexual community -- it was one guy screwing a monkey, if I recall correctly, and then having sex with men. It was an airline pilot, if I recall."

WTF? Is there an actual source for this airline pilot thing? I've heard that it came from eating bush meat, and that's it's probably been around in humans for at least a century, but started spreading more recently.

The so called "Patiend Zero" was a homosexual flight attendant (new window)

And realistically, the "Patient Zero" idea -- that there was a single individual responsible for much of the HIV transmission worldwide -- isn't one with a lot of empirical support. However, it plays really well in the fundy godbotherer homophobe community, so it keeps being repeated.

And if you poke around on that wiki link you'll find AIDS cases going back to the late 50s.

According the esteemed Canadian infectious disease specialist Jacques Pepin, in his groundbreaking book The Origin of AIDS, DNA evidence now available has shown that the first known case of simian-to-human transmission of HIV occurred in Africa in the 1930s when a hunter killed and chopped up a monkey for food. The monkey's blood infected an open cut. (There is no evidence of monkey to human sexual transmission). HIV then was transmitted among humans for decades in Africa largely via unprotected heterosexual vaginal sex, which, contrary to Campfield's claims, the CDC and all public health experts warn is a high risk activity. Today, around the globe, the majority of people with HIV are heterosexual and are infected via heterosexual sex.

Huh, interesting. It seems the African AIDS epidemic was in the makings for 80 years wholly regardless of the "gay cancer" that the west was worrying about.

Is anyone else reminded of the time when Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-TX) went on a long rambling diatribe on CNN about terror babies? And when asked for proof, he cited someone he sat next to on a plane?

Or the time when Congresswoman Michele Bachman (R-MN) said that the HPV vaccination made adolescent girls retarded? And cited as proof some lady she met at a tea party rally?

Or that time that my dad told me that Obama promised to end the war in Afghanistan 90 days after being elected?

James!: And if you poke around on that wiki link you'll find AIDS cases going back to the late 50s.

I highly doubt HIV/AIDS is a new disease. It's a new diagnosis. People used to die a lot of "wasting diseases", cancer, tuberculosis etc etc.

Well I am just a monkey man
Im glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe

what_now: James!: And if you poke around on that wiki link you'll find AIDS cases going back to the late 50s.

I highly doubt HIV/AIDS is a new disease. It's a new diagnosis. People used to die a lot of "wasting diseases", cancer, tuberculosis etc etc.

Exactly. Especially since it isn't the AIDS that kills you, it's infections you can't fight because of the AIDS.