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thompsonius

2012-01-27 11:48:36 AM

This thread has been green for like 2 hours already... it should have 200 posts already... oh well I'm not giving up hope.

/so yes, this is a bookmark

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2012-01-27 11:54:54 AM

NOW THAT IS HOW YOU BOOKMARK

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2012-01-27 12:16:04 PM

it has been a while.

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2012-01-27 12:16:41 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2012-01-27 12:17:18 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2012-01-27 12:17:55 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2012-01-27 12:18:36 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2012-01-27 12:19:16 PM

Grables'Daughter

2012-01-27 12:28:59 PM

Well that does it for me.

I'm gettin' implants.

/to save my life

miss diminutive

2012-01-27 12:29:06 PM

A Florida woman is alive today because her breast implant saved her life when she was stabbed in the chest with a pocket knife.

Breasts, is there anything they can't do?

Grables'Daughter

2012-01-27 12:31:02 PM

miss diminutive

2012-01-27 12:31:20 PM

Grables'Daughter: Well that does it for me.

I'm gettin' implants.

/to save my life

Based on virtually every other boobies thread I've ever seen, you don't need them.

Grables'Daughter

2012-01-27 12:37:34 PM

miss diminutive: Grables'Daughter: Well that does it for me.

I'm gettin' implants.

/to save my life

Based on virtually every other boobies thread I've ever seen, you don't need them.

Thank you.

Although it's threads like this that make me think otherwise...

Grables'Daughter

2012-01-27 12:40:31 PM

Grables'Daughter

2012-01-27 12:49:07 PM

rostit

2012-01-27 01:11:16 PM

Grables'Daughter: www.fhm.com

who is the girl under you? I thought it was Katy Perry, but she seems smaller. The boobs still have me thinking Katy Perry though.

Third In Line

2012-01-27 01:11:55 PM

Oh, GD.

Would make a lot more sense for you to enhance other things.

Grables'Daughter

2012-01-27 01:14:31 PM

Third In Line

2012-01-27 01:15:07 PM

Girl celebs who have done just fine w/o boob enhancement:

Debra Messing
Cameron Diaz...

MadCat221

2012-01-27 01:18:19 PM

Jockubines?

BurnShrike

2012-01-27 01:20:26 PM

I know most guys consider boobs to be "vital organs" but they're not vital to her life. So if you're going to try and kill someone, stab her in an actual vital organ.

rostit

2012-01-27 01:20:29 PM

Third In Line: Girl celebs who have done just fine w/o boob enhancement:

Debra Messing
Cameron Diaz...

who?

Grables'Daughter

2012-01-27 01:20:45 PM

rostit: Grables'Daughter: www.fhm.com

who is the girl under you? I thought it was Katy Perry, but she seems smaller. The boobs still have me thinking Katy Perry though.

Dat Katy Perry all right.

litespeed74

2012-01-27 01:21:34 PM

I have a date w/ this thread tonight.

Jim Gordon

2012-01-27 01:22:08 PM

Grables'Daughter: Well that does it for me.

I'm gettin' implants.

/to save my life

Don't you dare. If you do, I'll have to spank you.

/or not spank you, whichever convinces you not to do such a thing.

texdent

2012-01-27 01:22:40 PM

Grables'Daughter

2012-01-27 01:23:19 PM

JohnTuttle

2012-01-27 01:23:42 PM

rostit: Grables'Daughter: www.fhm.com

who is the girl under you? I thought it was Katy Perry, but she seems smaller. The boobs still have me thinking Katy Perry though.

Yep, that's Katy Perry. I'd blame the camera angle and / or depth of field for minimizing that's in the edges of the frame.

/certainly not a bookmark

Meatschool

2012-01-27 01:24:20 PM

Grables'Daughter: Well that does it for me.

I'm gettin' implants.

/to save my life

The only augmentation I'd like to see you have done to your boobs is my face between them.

rostit

2012-01-27 01:24:44 PM

Grables'Daughter: media.tumblr.com

omg. F*cking Eliza Dushku...I would give up sex for a year to spend one night with her.

Grables'Daughter

2012-01-27 01:25:12 PM

pute kisses like a man

2012-01-27 01:25:56 PM

well this headline sure knows how to find the cloud's silver (silicon) lining

TheHappTroll

2012-01-27 01:27:19 PM

Grables'Daughter: Well that does it for me.

I'm gettin' implants.

/to save my life

If you really want implants, I'm guessing there are enough meat-melon loving Farkers here to cover the cost. (.)(.)

Pack Mentality

2012-01-27 01:27:53 PM

Man, the number of bie/aie threads has me worn out lately. Getting carpal tunnel and my eyes are dried right out. That being said, these threads rock.

Grables'Daughter

2012-01-27 01:28:23 PM

BurnShrike

2012-01-27 01:28:39 PM

pute kisses like a man: well this headline sure knows how to find the cloud's silver (silicon) lining

Silicon

www.mine-engineer.com

Silicone

media2.myfoxdc.com

Grables'Daughter

2012-01-27 01:29:03 PM

Jim Gordon: Grables'Daughter: Well that does it for me.

I'm gettin' implants.

/to save my life

Don't you dare. If you do, I'll have to spank you.

/or not spank you, whichever convinces you not to do such a thing.

Jim Gordon made me smile.

knightofargh

2012-01-27 01:29:10 PM

Grables'Daughter: Well that does it for me.

I'm gettin' implants.

/to save my life

Yours are fine. What most men won't tell you is the best boobs are the ones in front of them. It's a secret.

Of course it's the vocal minority that assume all women must be photoshopped in reality that tend to make themselves heard.

rostit

2012-01-27 01:30:09 PM

Grables'Daughter: Well that does it for me.

I'm gettin' implants.

/to save my life

If you will be happier as a person then I say go for it with gusto. Many women are not happy with them after certain events in life.

If you are doing it for any other reason, then I must downvote.

good luck.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2012-01-27 01:31:30 PM

Scruffinator

2012-01-27 01:31:44 PM

BurnShrike: pute kisses like a man: well this headline sure knows how to find the cloud's silver (silicon) lining

Silicon

[www.mine-engineer.com image 600x540]

Silicone

[media2.myfoxdc.com image 300x240]

Always some nerd to geek up a perfectly good boobies thread.

Grables'Daughter

2012-01-27 01:32:04 PM

BurnShrike

2012-01-27 01:32:29 PM

Scruffinator: Always some nerd to geek up a perfectly good boobies thread.

It's better than what I did to the last one, so don't complain.

Benni K Rok

2012-01-27 01:32:54 PM

While implants look nice now, don't forget that in 30 years, the implants will look fake, because they'll look nice, and everything else won't.

lakrfool

2012-01-27 01:32:55 PM

This thread has the makings of...

TEN MILES OF COCK

shortymac

2012-01-27 01:33:23 PM

YAY! I finally get something back for decades of back pain other than getting out of tickets and free drinks! :)

PS. real is always better

That Not So Fresh Feeling

2012-01-27 01:34:04 PM

Grables'Daughter:

Do NOT get implants. You are hawt just the way you are.

BurnShrike

2012-01-27 01:34:16 PM

shortymac: PS. real is always better

Agreed. I'm not a fan of fake tits. Real FTW.

rostit

2012-01-27 01:35:04 PM

oh god.

this is sad.

Yeah, dont tell the girl who might want to feel better about herself to do that. no tell her to stay as she is so that you can fap over it.

lame.

Pack Mentality

2012-01-27 01:35:10 PM

Grables'Daughter: Jim Gordon: Grables'Daughter: Well that does it for me.

I'm gettin' implants.

/to save my life

Hey GD, whatever happened to your silver bikini girl connection? Was it actually that guys sisters friend or however that went down?

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