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10. Marketing Manager
9. CNC Machinist
8. Technical Support Analyst
7. Law Clerk
6. Electronics Technician
5. Technical Specialist
4. Senior Web Developer
3. Product Manager
2. Director of Sales and Marketing
1. Director of Information Technology

I'm doing both 6 & 8 right now, so I'm really getting a kick ....

I'm betting that anyone on that list wouldn't survive retail, food industry, etc....and probably look down on the people that do

I have a hard time believing that job titles with "senior" and "director" and "manager" are more hated than all of the various menial, labor-intensive, low-pay jobs that are out there. This list might be more accurately titled "Jobs That People Who Cruise The Internet All Day Complain About Most Often."

Those jobs all seem pretty sweet, actually. I've been senior web developer and IT guy before and when I watch a movie like Office Space where the main character is whining about his job I want to punch him in the cock (love the movie but come on, the characters are assholes). This article looks like a study in white people's problems.

Except the marketing weasels. They can DIAF.

Working retail sales was the worst job I ever had.

Total Job Satisfaction: Any tokens I find in the booths while I'm mopping are MINE to KEEP.

Mugato: Those jobs all seem pretty sweet, actually. I've been senior web developer and IT guy before and when I watch a movie like Office Space where the main character is whining about his job I want to punch him in the cock (love the movie but come on, the characters are assholes). This article looks like a study in white people's problems.

Except the marketing weasels. They can DIAF.

I have to agree with you. As I said in an earlier post, I do 2 of the jobs on the list. And my job is friggin' AWESOME. Anyone complaining about doing this is either in a crappy work environment, or they are one of those people that just biatch about everything.

I once was in food service. That shiat sucked dick.

/I didn't get feeling back in my toes from all the walking I did until a few months later.

Of the many jobs I've had in my life, I've taught HS, worked at a garbage company, worked retail, worked for the DoD, and worked in a bank. By far, the worst one I've ever had and will NEVER do again, no matter how desperate for cash I am, is waitressing. I give credit to people who can do it but I just have too much hatred for humanity to do that again.

Most of those jobs are at least a step or two up from Assistant Crack Whore.

Aar1012: I'm betting that anyone on that list wouldn't survive retail, food industry, etc....and probably look down on the people that do

As someone who is on that list, what the hell do you think I did in high school and college?

#6 on that list, moving on to #3

Aar1012: I'm betting that anyone on that list wouldn't survive retail, food industry, etc....and probably look down on the people that do

I've been a law clerk (i.e. #7 on the list). I've been in food service. I've been in retail (for Wal-mart). I've survived all of it.

Senior Web Developer? Really? The job where you can cherry-pick what work you get to do and what work you get to throw on the people below you.

Same goes for like 70% of this list.

Really? Try wearing a shiatty uniform and having to clean grease traps, wash dishes and take care of all the back room stuffs in a fast food restaurant. You get paid shiat wages and you never quite feel clean. Then do the cooking of the 'food', too. Yeah, that's a dream job, I tells ya.

Or, hell, being a roofer in the SouthWest. Kick ass!

Try working in a nursing home taking care of old people who can't remember, are depressed and don't want to be there. Try feeding them, cleaning up after them, giving them baths.

Who writes this shiat?

Karac: 9. CNC machinist
WTF, I love running the CNC at my shop. Then again, I do the full bit - boss hands me a drawing and I hand him a part; it's not the same damn thing day after day. Plus, he lets me use it to make my own projects. There's plenty of people you can borrow a $5 hammer or a lawnmower from; friends that'll lend you their $10,000 tools are harder to find.

$10,000 tool? Are you selling them to the DoD?

Why isn't internet slide show creator in there somewhere? Because I sure as farking hate THEM.

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Pythagoras: Here's the desli.de'd version.

Dangit!

I believe this entire list was on Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe.

Stay strong cubical prisoners!

By the way, law clerk is not that bad of a job.

8, 5 and 4. Well, not senior web developer. I'm the guy who updates the content on the websites.
Harry, please upload this 6 meg pdf file to a drop down list. Label the file Security Measures 2012 and make it show on the drop down January 2012 - Security Measures and Countermeasures in a Challenging World.

Okay. Not a big deal. Just some copy, edit and save. But then they write back and want to know why the 325 page, 6 meg file takes so long to load in their browser.

Harry, it looks nice but it takes over 45 seconds to load in my browser. Can you fix this?

Yes, please upgrade your browser to Microsoft Firefox Chrome 12 (SeaMonkey) or newer. Be careful. There's a Mozilla and Google browsers with similar names. They try to steal customers from each others. Your operating system may not support this state of the art browser so you should probably upgrade your computer to Ubuntu 7 Snow Leopard. If your computer is outdated, you might as well upgrade it as well. Demand an HP Dell Gateway 2000 with a triple quad processor and at least 6 tb of ram.

JohnBigBootay: downstairs: $10,000 tool? Are you selling them to the DoD?

A lot of them cost a hell of a lot more than that.

I was being a bit snarky, but I'm curious what kinda tools cost that much.