I completely lost track of what I was going to post, Best In The World:

Can anyone translate the Boobies from 'Ghetto' to English for me? I can't believe this moron has the nerve to call his coworkers dumb. By the way the CEO of my company who makes 10+ Million a year uses a Blackberry. I don't think they are a 'poor pimps beeper' I think your are jealous that you could never afford one. Have fun with your Boost Mobile!

Best In The World: "Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing." - Hellen Keller

Let me drop some knowledge on U:
I work overnight security at the Jersey Gardens mall & let me tell U, bro. It sucks. All the homeboys I work with are in they 40's. I call them tha Colt 45's because they got fatass beer guts and think they're Chev Chellio's "Watch me drink this hurrr Monster, watch me pound me this Red Bull, Imma fark a perp up." Lay off tha brocaine, G! They always got some story 2 about how they was gonna be a State Trooper until they took an arrow 2 tha knee. Whatever, bro. And I'm Brock Lesnar's bowel movement.

Thing is, we got a fly command center. There's 3 central 50+" HD monitors that are broken out into individule cameras and U can view all at once, just tha mains, U can blow up 1 camera, extracetera. But these dudes don't know shiat about tech. They have like BlackBerries & don't know that shiat is str8 ghetto. A blackberry is a poor pimp's beeper. Here's a dumb the staff is:

One guy that just got fired was arrested cuz he made a freudulant about some property being stolen. But the cops was like, "Yo, why would some1 steal this ninjas truck & his security cameras BUT nothing else if they was already up in his garage?" Well, the dumbass steal his own truck & camera cuz he couldn't afford payment 'n wanted tha insurances but he didn't even realize that the cameras recorded to his hard drive. So tha cops sized the drive, watched it and then arrested him.

This.

As someone who likes to break into abandoned industrial buildings to steal stuff for my shop, I gotta say that stealing security systems tickles me in a way nothing else can.

ham-operator: Can anyone translate the Boobies from 'Ghetto' to English for me? I can't believe this moron has the nerve to call his coworkers dumb. By the way the CEO of my company who makes 10+ Million a year uses a Blackberry. I don't think they are a 'poor pimps beeper' I think your are jealous that you could never afford one. Have fun with your Boost Mobile!

ham-operator: Can anyone translate the Boobies from 'Ghetto' to English for me? I can't believe this moron has the nerve to call his coworkers dumb. By the way the CEO of my company who makes 10+ Million a year uses a Blackberry. I don't think they are a 'poor pimps beeper' I think your are jealous that you could never afford one. Have fun with your Boost Mobile!

Tandem troll?

Best In The World:

What is this, I don't even. The knowledge, can I have it?

TLDR

best in the world is a new phenomenon in the fark landscape.

he's icy. and hot.

Best In The World: ham-operator: By the way the CEO of my company who makes 10+ Million a year uses a Blackberry. I don't think they are a 'poor pimps beeper'

Homes, I don't think we kick rocks on tha same block so U best not act like UR better than me. I got love 4U, bro. Tha only phones wit any swag right now are iPhone 4 & tha Androids. Do U buy used sneakers, G? Popping out a blackberry in public says "I ain't got game, seat me last, I'm wearin used shoes" UR a fake life playa if ur sporting a RIM job.

But I like getting rim jobs!

I gots an iPhone. Where my biatches be at?

Cunning plan ect.

utah dude: best in the world is a new phenomenon in the fark landscape.

he's icy. and hot.

He's blocked on my end. Fark has enough tards. We don't really need one who posts a bunch of TL;DR whargarble in every thread.

ham-operator: Can anyone translate the Boobies from 'Ghetto' to English for me? I can't believe this moron has the nerve to call his coworkers dumb. By the way the CEO of my company who makes 10+ Million a year uses a Blackberry. I don't think they are a 'poor pimps beeper' I think your are jealous that you could never afford one. Have fun with your Boost Mobile!

Someone tried an insurance scam by "stealing" his own security camera and got busted. It's not that hard.

Honest Bender: utah dude: best in the world is a new phenomenon in the fark landscape.

he's icy. and hot.

He's blocked on my end. Fark has enough tards. We don't really need one who posts a bunch of TL;DR whargarble in every thread.

I think blocking him is an overreaction, but to each his own.

Yes, everyone can come up with offbeat quotes, but I find his posts mildly amusing. It's harmless.

Lars The Canadian Viking: As someone who likes to break into abandoned industrial buildings to steal stuff for my shop, I gotta say that stealing security systems tickles me in a way nothing else can.

had to read your post twice and i say good for you for recycling. too many companies pull out of town and leave lots of perfectly good items to rot away. wastefulness is a sin. i wish you the best in your recycling endeavors.

utah dude: best in the world is a new phenomenon in the fark landscape.

he's icy. and hot.

We need to get him to teach bevets how to talk like that for a evolution threads...

Best In The World reminds me of some of my boyfriend's buddies back in New York, and thus seeing his posts fills me with joy. Troll or not, I can kick it wit him. He's cool.

coco, i'd say joisey, no?

Best In The World: "Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing." - Hellen Keller

Let me drop some knowledge on U:
I work overnight security at the Jersey Gardens mall & let me tell U, bro. It sucks. All the homeboys I work with are in they 40's. I call them tha Colt 45's because they got fatass beer guts and think they're Chev Chellio's "Watch me drink this hurrr Monster, watch me pound me this Red Bull, Imma fark a perp up." Lay off tha brocaine, G! They always got some story 2 about how they was gonna be a State Trooper until they took an arrow 2 tha knee. Whatever, bro. And I'm Brock Lesnar's bowel movement.

Thing is, we got a fly command center. There's 3 central 50+" HD monitors that are broken out into individule cameras and U can view all at once, just tha mains, U can blow up 1 camera, extracetera. But these dudes don't know shiat about tech. They have like BlackBerries & don't know that shiat is str8 ghetto. A blackberry is a poor pimp's beeper. Here's a dumb the staff is:

One guy that just got fired was arrested cuz he made a freudulant about some property being stolen. But the cops was like, "Yo, why would some1 steal this ninjas truck & his security cameras BUT nothing else if they was already up in his garage?" Well, the dumbass steal his own truck & camera cuz he couldn't afford payment 'n wanted tha insurances but he didn't even realize that the cameras recorded to his hard drive. So tha cops sized the drive, watched it and then arrested him.

I can't take any more of this shiat. Either be fake smart or fake stupid. Trolling both doesn't work.

/Ignore

Honest Bender: utah dude: best in the world is a new phenomenon in the fark landscape.

he's icy. and hot.

He's blocked on my end. Fark has enough tards. We don't really need one who posts a bunch of TL;DR whargarble in every thread.

Me, too. In case you get sentimental:

"Super deep thought provoking quote" -Smart Person

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Bro.

I work in IT, and one of my specialties is CCTV. This story isn't surprising, in the least. I've seen people even look up at the camera as they just took notice of it, and quickly put there head down so they wouldn't be seen...haha..nope, doesn't work that way.

Barfmaker: ham-operator: Can anyone translate the Boobies from 'Ghetto' to English for me?

He said he'll have the fish.

I laughed. A lot!