Homer Nixon: I have a general rule against paying money for koozies, but this could be the exception.

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Biden gets to play up his Onion-inspired image as the friendly-yet-always-drunk neighbor to help raise money for the campaign.

It gets even funnier when you remember that Mr. Vice-President is a teetotaler.

/Does anybody use those for anything other than canned beer from an ice chest?

I must have the Biden koosie!!

what_now: I must have the Biden koosie!!

I don't want to live on a planet where a Joe Biden can koozy is seen as ridiculous. It's awesome.

Vodka Zombie: I don't want to live on a planet where a Joe Biden can koozy is seen as ridiculous. It's awesome.

I just ordered two of them for my annual camping trip.

Vodka Zombie: I don't want to live on a planet where a Joe Biden can koozy is seen as ridiculous. It's awesome.

I just bought one...

Along with a Bo Bumper stickers and a set of coasters

I guess the toilet paper with his face on it didn't make the list.

Maybe it was somebody else selling that...

Torgo_of_Manos: Along with a Bo Bumper stickers

I think those are cute, too. Just bought 2.

/I don't drink beer in a can, and I don't drink soda, so the koozie won't do me any good
//Yes, I'm a beer snob.

You can also buy a cat collar (new window):

brigid_fitch: /I don't drink beer in a can, and I don't drink soda, so the koozie won't do me any good
//Yes, I'm a beer snob.

you can put a koozie on a bottle.

By all rights, anything that mentions Michelle Obama should be something you wear on your bare arm.

I could go for a MO Ipod arm thingie.
href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6906050/74598126#c74598126" target="_blank">illusionofjoy: The Obama Spatula: enabling you to flip your burgers with the same ease that Obama flips off his liberal base.

I'm actually in the market for a good spatula, but the one they have is the wrong shape.

#2: Bid on Obama now!

Hongcouver: When did cats and dogs get the vote?

It started with the squirrels, actually. First it was a movement simply for gathering food for the winter, but after a few meetings in a smoke-filled room they had acquired vast political power and started the shady business of registering all manner of fauna. Why else do you think it's called ACORN?

Use discount code THANKS10%WINTER for a 10% discount. (Thanks retailmenot.com.)

I don't like the Obama store. Its never gives me back the change it promises. Its not as bad as the Newt store. The only change that store knows of is the time to change a wife. If you're lucky, you might catch Newt in the return line, emptying out his pockets full of hush money.

/conservative
//I can't pass up that joke

moothemagiccow: AKA 12 most Awesome things sold on Barack Obama's store. I don't even need a koozie. Nobody needs a koozie. I want that thing, though.

You probably won't believe me but, and I'm NOT an Obama fan really but who the hell else am I going to realistically want out of the possible winners? But... (that sentence has the worst punctuation ever.) Anyhow, I was actually going to go buy one for you. Well no. I was going to buy a $15 gift certificate as I figured that would cover shipping too.

Alas... I see no gift certificates as an option. I don't know you so I surely don't like you enough to engage in much more effort than that. However, sad but true, I was quite interested in buying you a gift certificate though I suppose you could have used it for anything though I was hoping you'd use it for that and be happy.

(I may be a bit high so hopefully the thoughts count.) If, on the other hand, you find them at another store that the proceeds go to BO and they have gift certificates or IF they have gift certificates and I just missed them then feel free to reply to this and my phone should tell me all about it. I wasn't kidding, I figured it would make a killer surprise to have some random stranger who doesn't even like Obama to buy one for you. Alas, it doesn't appear likely at this point.