say what?

12. There are no confirmed reports that he tapped that ass.



/I'll be in my b_nk

That was terrible. I boo your shiatty link subby.

that was almost funny.

I don't know why people are making a big deal about him hosting the show drunk. Back in the day, I'm pretty sure everyone involved with game shows was either drunk or high. Just watch old clips of the Gong Show. It's farking ridiculous.

That was one of the most unfunny things I think I've seen on here ever. Wow.

Jim from Saint Paul: 12. There are no confirmed reports that he tapped that ass.

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/I'll be in my b_nk

Hmmm...

Want to think again? Link (new window)

But how does he get his hair to make three equal Frisbees?

I don't know about Pat Sajak, but whoever wrote that was drunk. It could only sound funny to a drunk.

Wow. That was ... that was mid 90s Letterman show level bad. How embarrassing.

Well, I was on Wheel of Fortune back in 1986 when I was still in college. I will say that Pat Sajak has the softest hands I've ever felt on a man or a woman. He must be a drunk.

/CSB, I know
//Four bankrupts and a lose-a-turn. I kid you not.

What the hell is really going on here lately? All we're missing now are downvotes since there's already the "smartest" & "funniest" tags. We're already steeped with the shiatty blog links, and "What if I was a kangaroo?" discussions. Next month we'll have 50 sub-farks.

DrowningLessons: Wow. That was ... that was mid 90s Letterman show level bad. How embarrassing.

That was check the sidebar to see if TheFW is a Fark Friend level bad.

TH_S L_NK SU_KED

Monual: Well, I was on Wheel of Fortune back in 1986 when I was still in college. I will say that Pat Sajak has the softest hands I've ever felt on a man or a woman. He must be a drunk.

/CSB, I know
//Four bankrupts and a lose-a-turn. I kid you not.

He probably uses a lot of moisturizer as the cards
he reads off of deplete the skin of precious body oils.
That and he seems like a bit of a dandy.

I swear I saw him doing a handstand in his little host booth during a cut to commercial once, about 3-4 years ago.

Another Government Employee: Jim from Saint Paul: 12. There are no confirmed reports that he tapped that ass.

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/I'll be in my b_nk

Hmmm...

Want to think again? Link (new window)

Kissing in front of your boss doesn't = tappin that ass.

Another Government Employee: Jim from Saint Paul: 12. There are no confirmed reports that he tapped that ass.

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/I'll be in my b_nk

Hmmm...

Want to think again? Link (new window)

Merv got all jealous.

what a shiat link, someone blew someone else to get that crap greenlit

/TOTAL CRAP

I agree with the comments above the link do indeed stink...................

"Some of the celebrities on 'Match Game' were drunk... with power!" -- Kenneth Ellen Parcell

Fark... I am disappoint.

Jim from Saint Paul: 12. There are no confirmed reports that he tapped that ass.

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/I'll be in my b_nk

A financial institution is no place to masturbate.

Loose_Stool: that was almost funny.

No. No it wasn't.

Joed112784: That was one of the most unfunny things I think I've seen on here ever. Wow.

Just came in to say I agree, that was the complete opposite of funny. You'd think given the material to work with that there would be at least one funny one.

Monual: Well, I was on Wheel of Fortune back in 1986 when I was still in college. I will say that Pat Sajak has the softest hands I've ever felt on a man or a woman. He must be a drunk.

/CSB, I know
//Four bankrupts and a lose-a-turn. I kid you not.

He might have been. He recently said that back when they still did "shopping" on the show (give away prizes instead of cash), it would take hours to change the set between shows. So, while they waited, he and Vanna would go to the Mexican restaurant across the street and have a margarita or two. Or six. This revelation is why this joke of an article was writen in the first place.

real_kibo: "Some of the celebrities on 'Match Game' were drunk... with power!" -- Kenneth Ellen Parcell

Ahh, Match Game, now there was a show where the guest stars were encouraged to get drunk before taping. And we were all better off for it.

/runnin' out of links to click, so I went for it. I am now dumber.

Who cares if he's drunk? He's not driving. Hell, game shows are probably more fun if everyone's drinking.

Jim from Saint Paul: TheNyquilKid: Jim from Saint Paul: 12. There are no confirmed reports that he tapped that ass.

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/I'll be in my b_nk

A financial institution is no place to masturbate.

Don't be a attractive and successful African-American.

Ohhhh. so someone who annoys you auto filters. Nice.

C'mon men let's Talk more about Vanna

Link

I always changed the channel after Jeopardy. I thought Wheel was stupid, it was hangman with a bimbo and an elf

The man's no WInk Martindale.

Jim from Saint Paul: 12. There are no confirmed reports that he tapped that ass.

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/I'll be in my b_nk

She was the first woman I ever saw naked, when I sneaked a peek at her issue of Playboy when I was a wee lad in high school.

I'd like to think Richard Dawson was the king of drunk game show hosts of all time, of all time! How many women got a scotch-infused smooch from that guy?
/Family Feud for the win.

laid back w/bud light: I'd like to think Richard Dawson was the king of drunk game show hosts of all time, of all time! How many women got a scotch-infused smooch from that guy?
/Family Feud for the win.

Meh, this guy did mushrooms before every show.

/The 70's rocked.

TFA made a reference to The Pat Sajak Show, so I looked it up on Wikipedia, and wow, just wow (new window):

Two weeks before The Pat Sajak Show was canceled, on March 30, 1990, radio host Rush Limbaugh made headlines when he guest hosted the program, and, in a departure from its regular format, entered the audience to get a positive response about the veto of a bill in Idaho allowing for abortion on which he had just commented. Directly after announcing that the bill was vetoed, Limbaugh went to the first woman who stood up and was cheering the loudest. Limbaugh was surprised and unprepared when the woman denounced Limbaugh's anti-abortion statements earlier in the show, stating "women's lives are more important than any potato" and "You don't know what it's about. You'll never have a baby, you'll never be pregnant. You'll never have an abortion." After a verbal confrontation with the angry woman in the audience, followed by an angry man shouting, "We are gonna be wherever you are and we're gonna denounce and expose you," Limbaugh addressed the camera and stated that he went into the audience in an attempt to show the viewing public that there was an underlying prejudice against him. Due to heckling, Limbaugh decided to conduct his interview with Sydney Biddle Barrows in another studio.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: laid back w/bud light: I'd like to think Richard Dawson was the king of drunk game show hosts of all time, of all time! How many women got a scotch-infused smooch from that guy?
/Family Feud for the win.
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Meh, this guy did mushrooms before every show.

/The 70's rocked.

Now THAT was entertainment!

I used to imitate Chuck when I was 7 or 8.