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Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo
2012-01-27 03:04:23 PM
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Kurmudgeon
2012-01-27 03:07:51 PM
"It meant a $250 payoff for the 854 players who played a 50-cent straight bet and a $500 payoff for the 1,140 people who played a $1 straight bet."
So don't start making retirement plans yet.
Stinkbeard
2012-01-27 03:38:59 PM
Best In The World
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"God, Give us the grace to accept with serenity
the things that cannot be changed, Courage
to change the things which should be changed,
And the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other." - Elizabeth Sifton
See, bro, this kinda proves thurrr is something workin above us. I used 2 be all kinds of messed up back in the dizzy. I rolled w/ drugs & thugs. Commited crimes, spit rhymes, did time, & drank prison wine. But when I came out tha otha end I joined AA. At 1st I was adverse about tha logic they was droppin on me. It was like "Yo, U gotz ta let go in believe in something higher than yoself" But I was like "That's ill equipped, bro. I don't run wit God cuz God took 2 many of my boys. If thurrrs a God he ain't out thurrr on tha streets, playa" But he was like "Homie, when we say God we don't mean God. Your hire power can be anything. It can be a ocean, a shark, space aliens, Hanuman, whatevs?" So I was like "fo reals? That's badass of tha hire power to be so including. I'll take Jesus Christ as my hire power, bro."
It farking works, G. Ever since I started training in MMA. I'm 11-0 in tha ring. I get mad women rolling my phone wit D2F TXTs. I got me a job as a part-time trainer & security guard, extracetra.
So flash forward 2 this lotto. They should just drop that logic on tha atheist & replace his old #'s with this new school serenity. As it says God can be anything. Even God & even not God so just chill tha fark out & play the digits. I always play my area code. 07192 in some combination or anotha.
Account created: 2012-01-05 14:13:39
Ok I'll bite. I admit I've been wondering whose alt you are.
Ed Grubermann
2012-01-27 03:50:08 PM
Stinkbeard
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Best In The World: "God, Give us the grace to accept with serenity
the things that cannot be changed, Courage
to change the things which should be changed,
And the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other." - Elizabeth Sifton
See, bro, this kinda proves thurrr is something workin above us. I used 2 be all kinds of messed up back in the dizzy. I rolled w/ drugs & thugs. Commited crimes, spit rhymes, did time, & drank prison wine. But when I came out tha otha end I joined AA. At 1st I was adverse about tha logic they was droppin on me. It was like "Yo, U gotz ta let go in believe in something higher than yoself" But I was like "That's ill equipped, bro. I don't run wit God cuz God took 2 many of my boys. If thurrrs a God he ain't out thurrr on tha streets, playa" But he was like "Homie, when we say God we don't mean God. Your hire power can be anything. It can be a ocean, a shark, space aliens, Hanuman, whatevs?" So I was like "fo reals? That's badass of tha hire power to be so including. I'll take Jesus Christ as my hire power, bro."
It farking works, G. Ever since I started training in MMA. I'm 11-0 in tha ring. I get mad women rolling my phone wit D2F TXTs. I got me a job as a part-time trainer & security guard, extracetra.
So flash forward 2 this lotto. They should just drop that logic on tha atheist & replace his old #'s with this new school serenity. As it says God can be anything. Even God & even not God so just chill tha fark out & play the digits. I always play my area code. 07192 in some combination or anotha.
Account created: 2012-01-05 14:13:39
Ok I'll bite. I admit I've been wondering whose alt you are.
"I Alone Am Best"?
Tony_Pepperoni
2012-01-27 04:03:50 PM
Kurmudgeon
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"It meant a $250 payoff for the 854 players who played a 50-cent straight bet and a $500 payoff for the 1,140 people who played a $1 straight bet."
So don't start making retirement plans yet.
Some people spend $20 or more on the same number.
Jodeo
2012-01-27 04:09:35 PM
Stinkbeard
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Ok I'll bite. I admit I've been wondering whose alt you are.
It's him:
Hypnotoad2966
2012-01-27 04:35:13 PM
Does saying his name 3 times make him show up like Beetlejuice?
jigger
2012-01-27 05:04:02 PM
You have been found guilty of commerce with the devil!
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Superluminal Perineum
2012-01-27 06:03:38 PM
This seems familiar...
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Dear Jerk
2012-01-27 09:45:55 PM
What's stupider than playing the numbers? Playing the most popular number combinations.
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