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2012-01-27 12:58:55 PM
The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is a creature that hails from the planet of Traal, and will eat anything, especially Vogon grandmothers. The beasts are impossible to kill. To deal with a beast, one should wrap a towel around one's own head. This creature is so mind-bogglingly stupid that it assumes that if someone cannot see it, then it cannot see the person. Despite this, the Guide did state, erroneously, that "ravenous Bugblatter beasts often make a very good meal for (rather than of) visiting tourists" in its article on the planet Traal. This led to deaths of those who took it literally. The guide's editors avoided lawsuit by summoning a poet to testify under oath that beauty was truth, truth beauty, and therefore prove that their claim, the nicer one, must be true. This led to life itself being held in contempt of court for being neither beautiful nor true, and subsequently being removed from all those present at the trial.

/first thing I thought of.
 
2012-01-27 01:39:09 PM
images2.fanpop.com
 
2012-01-27 01:39:09 PM
www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com
/first thing I thought of
 
2012-01-27 01:39:12 PM
I thought the greatest threat was the translation and voice acting:

"Blood...I think it's Chris' blood"

"Master of unlocking"
 
2012-01-27 01:40:08 PM
Morans.
 
2012-01-27 01:47:14 PM
there is a graphic designer hanging his head in shame. tonight he will drink. but then he will think "well, those higher ups proofed it, they should have caught it earlier." Then he will drink some more.


/getting a kick
 
2012-01-27 01:52:06 PM
Gravitholus: I thought the greatest threat was the translation and voice acting:

"Blood...I think it's Chris' blood"

"Master of unlocking"


This.
 
2012-01-27 01:54:21 PM
Revelaitions. Maybe the game is about milk?
 
2012-01-27 01:55:43 PM
3ds cases are a big dumb waste of space.
 
2012-01-27 01:59:43 PM
Nothing will ever beat zombie shark.

i121.photobucket.com

/ ZOMBIE SHARK!
 
2012-01-27 02:00:22 PM
discgolfguru: Nothing will ever beat zombie shark.

[i121.photobucket.com image 640x480]

/ ZOMBIE SHARK!


Oh, tell me there was a Samuel L. Jackson analogue, please, please, PLEASE!
 
2012-01-27 02:07:27 PM
Gravitholus: I thought the greatest threat was the translation and voice acting:

"Blood...I think it's Chris' blood"

"Master of unlocking"


Actually I think that kind of immortalized it.
 
2012-01-27 02:16:49 PM
Anyone ever notice that Leon S. Kennedy's hair is always perfect? Got chased after by a chainsaw weilding spaniard? No problem. Krauser nearly blow you up? No problem. His hair is immortal and perfect.
 
2012-01-27 02:25:37 PM
discgolfguru: Nothing will ever beat zombie shark.

[i121.photobucket.com image 640x480]

/ ZOMBIE SHARK!


You have no chance to survive, make your time
 
2012-01-27 02:31:39 PM
Gergesa: Anyone ever notice that Leon S. Kennedy's hair is always perfect? Got chased after by a chainsaw weilding spaniard? No problem. Krauser nearly blow you up? No problem. His hair is immortal and perfect.

Maybe he uses those med-sprays on his hair.

The stuff can fix arrow wounds, why wouldn't it work on hair.
 
2012-01-27 03:14:40 PM
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2012-01-27 03:46:03 PM
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I did, however, find the storyline and enivironments immersive.
 
2012-01-27 03:56:12 PM
Treygreen13: [image.com.com image 640x447]

I did, however, find the storyline and enivironments immersive.


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2012-01-27 04:02:23 PM
PizzaJedi81: Treygreen13: [image.com.com image 640x447]

I did, however, find the storyline and enivironments immersive.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!


Leeeesen!
 
2012-01-27 04:04:17 PM
PizzaJedi81: Treygreen13: [image.com.com image 640x447]

I did, however, find the storyline and enivironments immersive.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!


LISTEN!
 
2012-01-27 04:22:51 PM
"I found this weapon. It's really powerful, especially against living things!"

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

"That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!"

"It's not just a snake... it's a MONSTER!"
 
2012-01-27 04:29:19 PM
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2012-01-27 04:42:07 PM
Gravitholus: I thought the greatest threat was the translation and voice acting:

"Blood...I think it's Chris' blood""


Haha! Me and my friend Sam to this day still say that randomly. "It looks like.......blood..........I hope this is not Chris's blood..."
 
2012-01-27 04:44:38 PM
moistD: PizzaJedi81: Treygreen13: [image.com.com image 640x447]

I did, however, find the storyline and enivironments immersive.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

LISTEN!


Hey! Listen. (10 hour edition)
 
2012-01-27 05:22:32 PM
keepitcherry: Gravitholus: I thought the greatest threat was the translation and voice acting:

"Blood...I think it's Chris' blood""

Haha! Me and my friend Sam to this day still say that randomly. "It looks like.......blood..........I hope this is not Chris's blood..."


I've got an Xbox live buddy who's real name is Barry.

Guess what I say to everyone when he isn't online...
 
2012-01-27 05:40:55 PM
This is a new thing?

th07.deviantart.net
 
2012-01-27 05:47:58 PM
Wait...this is news?
 
2012-01-27 06:22:49 PM
rustypouch: This is a new thing?

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I could be proven wrong by a citation, but that might actually be deliberate. It's common in Japan to parody a registered trademark by changing one letter (Sony --> Sany, etc.). They might not have been aware that "Magnum" is just a firearm caliber and thus not a trademark (AFAIK, at least in this context), but doing this means they didn't even need to bother to check.
 
2012-01-27 06:30:51 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: keepitcherry: Gravitholus: I thought the greatest threat was the translation and voice acting:

"Blood...I think it's Chris' blood""

Haha! Me and my friend Sam to this day still say that randomly. "It looks like.......blood..........I hope this is not Chris's blood..."

I've got an Xbox live buddy who's real name is Barry.

Guess what I say to everyone when he isn't online...


Hahaha. Killin me.
 
2012-01-27 06:41:24 PM
MAGIC EMPEROR GALLEON!

//Emp-e-roar
///imp-eh-roor
 
2012-01-27 06:58:59 PM
There is a regular at the bar where I work named Jill. Whenever she sits down at the bar I always greet her with "Jill, the master of unlocking!" I of course had to explain this to her and she has come to accept that it is the way I will address her. One night one of my buddies came in and sat down next to her and I introduced them to each other "Jill, this is my friend Mike. Mike this is Jill" To which he immediately responded "The master of unlocking?" not knowing that I had been cracking that joke for a while. All she had to say was "I'm surrounded by farking nerds."

/csb
 
2012-01-27 09:20:18 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: LISTEN!

Hey! Listen. (10 hour edition)


So I didn't watch that video, but it led me to, "Cat watching cat watching nyan cat." It amused me much more than it should have. So...thank you, or something.
 
2012-01-27 10:20:42 PM
The greatest threat in the new Resident Evil game? Typos

Eh, it's been done. (new window)
 
2012-01-27 10:57:51 PM
Who's got a Jill Sandwich? I'm starving here.
 
2012-01-27 11:37:28 PM
Huh? Radio?
 
2012-01-28 01:01:37 AM
Barry, don't screw up again.
 
2012-01-28 01:23:04 AM
Vash's Apprentice: Huh? Radio?

what's going on with that radio....
 
2012-01-28 01:30:14 AM
it was foretold by the Gyromancy
 
2012-01-28 04:37:00 AM
Huh. I thought the biggest threat was the woman blowing the two-legged giraffe in the logo.
 
2012-01-28 10:49:47 AM
I thought typos were the biggest threat in
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