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American sniper with 255 kills asked if he feels remorse. "When I do go face God there is going to be lots of things I will have to account for, but killing any of those people is not one of them"
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Jake Havechek
2012-01-27 09:03:57 AM
How nice that he presumes to know the mind of God, that will go over well with St. Peter.
Tatsuma
2012-01-27 09:06:06 AM
Before anyone smugly comes in and says 'Well, I guess he doesn't care for 'Thou shall not kill'' and think he someone scored a point against religion:
It's actually 'Thou shall not murder'. Killing in self-defense, or in war, is perfectly acceptable under certain conditions. It's murdering people that's not acceptable.
And yes, there is a difference between both.
Marcus Aurelius
2012-01-27 09:09:16 AM
I wonder how he can tell that God wants them dead from 1000 yards away.
Petit_Merdeux
2012-01-27 09:12:33 AM
Tatsuma
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It's actually 'Thou shall not murder'. Killing in self-defense, or in war, is perfectly acceptable under certain conditions.
I'm sure abortion can be rationalized as well, then.
/just like everything else is
//except teh ghey
Pocket Ninja
2012-01-27 09:13:50 AM
It's true. Jesus was always very careful, across all of his sermons, to differentiate between killing someone who deserved to die and murdering someone. His "Three Cheek Turns, No More" doctrine is in fact the foundation of most ethical and legal codes, and can be traced to the American "three strikes and you're out" concept in almost a clear, unbroken line.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-27 09:14:07 AM
Notice how
Tats
goes on the defensive right off the bat....
WTF Indeed
2012-01-27 09:16:29 AM
Marcus Aurelius
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I wonder how he can tell that God wants them dead from 1000 yards away.
The Lord gave him a sign of a small red dot over their center mass.
edmo
2012-01-27 09:16:48 AM
Tatsuma
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It's actually 'Thou shall not murder'.
I have had a few different bibles but have never seen it this way. Is this the special version with asterisks and stuff?
People possess incredible powers to rationalize disobeying various parts of the bible while demanding strict obedience to others.
Either life is sacred or it is not. I believe that it is and that Thou Shalt Not Kill.
Mugato
2012-01-27 09:17:15 AM
Camper.
Marcus Aurelius
2012-01-27 09:19:40 AM
Pocket Ninja
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It's true. Jesus was always very careful, across all of his sermons, to differentiate between killing someone who deserved to die and murdering someone. His "Three Cheek Turns, No More" doctrine is in fact the foundation of most ethical and legal codes, and can be traced to the American "three strikes and you're out" concept in almost a clear, unbroken line.
Your deep insight, sir, is breathtaking, as usual.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-27 09:20:14 AM
You have to confess all your sins to be absolved. Medieval earls and knights would often stop to see a priest or their local bishop for absolution after particularly bloody battles.
2wolves
2012-01-27 09:22:48 AM
Mugato
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Camper.
I prefer Cracker.
Mugato
2012-01-27 09:24:47 AM
Tatsuma
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It's actually 'Thou shall not murder'. Killing in self-defense, or in war, is perfectly acceptable under certain conditions. It's murdering people that's not acceptable.
And yes, there is a difference between both.
Lawyer-speak.
But yeah, that's why we "declare war" on everything. If we lob missiles into a country knowing full well that civilian children are going to die, it's not murder because we declared war on terror. If we trap someone to a chair or a gurney and pump them full of drugs or electricity while there sitting there helpless it's not murder because we declared war on crime. The rules in the Bible are highly negotiable.
Mugato
2012-01-27 09:25:57 AM
forgive my bad spelling, not awake yet
kingoomieiii
2012-01-27 09:27:54 AM
Tatsuma
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Killing in self-defense, or in war, is perfectly acceptable under certain conditions.
You mean when God orders the slaying and burning of entire cities because a group of them don't worship him?
"Oh, those were just growing pains. Trying to expand the religion and save humanity, you know."
Don't bring Kirk Cameron into this.
oldfarthenry
2012-01-27 09:28:34 AM
So he's done things
much worse
than killing 255 people that he's worried about?
kingoomieiii
2012-01-27 09:29:28 AM
Mugato
:
But yeah, that's why we "declare war" on everything. If we lob missiles into a country knowing full well that civilian children are going to die, it's not murder because we declared war on terror. If we trap someone to a chair or a gurney and pump them full of drugs or electricity while there sitting there helpless it's not murder because we declared war on crime. The rules in the Bible are highly negotiable.
I declare War On Douchebags.
They have weapons or something. Don't worry if you don't find them, they probably had their awful friends hide/sell/eat them before you got to them. Trust me on this.
jbuist
2012-01-27 09:33:49 AM
edmo
:
I have had a few different bibles but have never seen it this way.
It's a translation error. There are different words in Hebrew for killing and the one used in the 10 commandments is closer to 'murder' in modern English than 'kill'.
DammitIForgotMyLogin
2012-01-27 09:33:57 AM
Tatsuma
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Before anyone smugly comes in and says 'Well, I guess he doesn't care for 'Thou shall not kill'' and think he someone scored a point against religion:
Oh please, anybody who thinks that God disapproves of killing hundreds of people has obviously never read the Bible.
vpb
2012-01-27 09:35:54 AM
Tatsuma
:
Before anyone smugly comes in and says 'Well, I guess he doesn't care for 'Thou shall not kill'' and think he someone scored a point against religion:
It's actually 'Thou shall not murder'. Killing in self-defense, or in war, is perfectly acceptable under certain conditions. It's murdering people that's not acceptable.
And yes, there is a difference between both.
This is one of the silliest of the right wing arguments. "The bible is the literal word of God, except for the parts we don't like. Those are translation errors."
Sirjohnfalstaff
2012-01-27 09:36:53 AM
oldfarthenry
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So he's done things much worse than killing 255 people that he's worried about?
That was the first thing I thought too. What else has this guy done?
kingoomieiii
2012-01-27 09:39:49 AM
Tatsuma
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Before anyone smugly comes in and says 'Well, I guess he doesn't care for 'Thou shall not kill'' and think he someone scored a point against religion:
How about I come in with "If you shoot 250 people through a high-magnification scope, you should at least feel SLIGHTLY bad" and think I scored a point for being a decent human being?
Mike_LowELL
2012-01-27 09:41:29 AM
*sound of shattered glass*
BAH GAWD, IT'S TATSUMA! IT'S TATSUMA! AND HE IS TAKIN ON, ALL COMERS!
Jake Havechek
2012-01-27 09:41:31 AM
kingoomieiii
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Tatsuma: Killing in self-defense, or in war, is perfectly acceptable under certain conditions.
You mean when God orders the slaying and burning of entire cities because a group of them don't worship him?
"Oh, those were just growing pains. Trying to expand the religion and save humanity, you know."
Don't bring Kirk Cameron into this.
Sure, God said "kill all the Canaanites, smash their babies heads on the rocks and take their lands", because see: "God's Chosen People" are better than everyone else, they make their own rules.
Mugato
2012-01-27 09:41:50 AM
Sirjohnfalstaff
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oldfarthenry: So he's done things much worse than killing 255 people that he's worried about?
That was the first thing I thought too. What else has this guy done?
Maybe he's also a studio executive and greenlit Jack and Jill.
OregonVet
2012-01-27 09:45:51 AM
My take on the whole thing is the guy should just stfu and gbtw.
kingoomieiii
2012-01-27 09:48:36 AM
Jake Havechek
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kingoomieiii: Tatsuma: Killing in self-defense, or in war, is perfectly acceptable under certain conditions.
You mean when God orders the slaying and burning of entire cities because a group of them don't worship him?
"Oh, those were just growing pains. Trying to expand the religion and save humanity, you know."
Don't bring Kirk Cameron into this.
Sure, God said "kill all the Canaanites, smash their babies heads on the rocks and take their lands", because see: "
God's Chosen People
" are better than everyone else, they make their own rules.
Let's be fair.
ALL
religions based on the Bible (and its fanfics, the Qur'an and Book of Mormon) are sacks of human-grinding garbage.
R.A.Danny
2012-01-27 09:58:12 AM
Two best words in TFA:
Job satisfaction
Rev.K
2012-01-27 09:58:31 AM
I predict good things for this thread.
Very good things.
Petit_Merdeux
2012-01-27 10:00:11 AM
Sirjohnfalstaff
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That was the first thing I thought too. What else has this guy done?
Masturbation.
Lots & lots of masturbation.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-27 10:00:46 AM
Well, he'll find out in the hereafter, anyway, so speculation is moot.
DamnYankees
2012-01-27 10:02:59 AM
I don't understand how someone could kill 255 people and not feel conflicted about it. I don't care who they were - it's insane to not feel any remorse over that.
vpb
2012-01-27 10:08:45 AM
jbuist
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edmo: I have had a few different bibles but have never seen it this way.
It's a translation error. There are different words in Hebrew for killing and the one used in the 10 commandments is closer to 'murder' in modern English than 'kill'.
And it never occurred to anyone to correct it. Right.
PC LOAD LETTER
2012-01-27 10:10:22 AM
Tatsuma
:
Before anyone smugly comes in and says 'Well, I guess he doesn't care for 'Thou shall not kill'' and think he someone scored a point against religion:
It's actually 'Thou shall not murder'. Killing in self-defense, or in war, is perfectly acceptable under certain conditions. It's murdering people that's not acceptable.
And yes, there is a difference between both.
You are completely correct. The main problem is that it's up to humans to decide what "murder" is.
sno man
2012-01-27 10:10:27 AM
DamnYankees
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I don't understand how someone could kill 255 people and not feel conflicted about it. I don't care who they were - it's insane to not feel any remorse over that.
I'd imagine it's a fair bit easier to put it out of your mind at a half mile than it would be if it were up close and personal, you know, the real literally, having blood on your hands...
shivashakti
2012-01-27 10:10:31 AM
DamnYankees
:
I don't understand how someone could kill 255 people and not feel conflicted about it. I don't care who they were - it's insane to not feel any remorse over that.
Yeah. You'd almost have to be a psychopath to not feel anything. I've got veterans in my family who only had a handful of kills and it seriously messed them up.
sweetmelissa31
2012-01-27 10:10:33 AM
This guy is not a hero. I read an interview with him recently. One of the things he did after he killed someone was to wait until people came to the dead person's aid and then shoot them too, because obviously they must be guilty. Another thing was to shoot anyone who removed the body of the dead person. He said that American civilians wouldn't understand because we're "soft." But I'd rather be soft than a mass murderer.
PC LOAD LETTER
2012-01-27 10:11:08 AM
vpb
:
Tatsuma: Before anyone smugly comes in and says 'Well, I guess he doesn't care for 'Thou shall not kill'' and think he someone scored a point against religion:
It's actually 'Thou shall not murder'. Killing in self-defense, or in war, is perfectly acceptable under certain conditions. It's murdering people that's not acceptable.
And yes, there is a difference between both.
This is one of the silliest of the right wing arguments. "The bible is the literal word of God, except for the parts we don't like. Those are translation errors."
Actually, he's right. This is a linguistics discussion.
GAT_00
2012-01-27 10:12:14 AM
Tatsuma
:
Killing in self-defense, or in war, is perfectly acceptable under certain conditions
So where does firing missiles into apartment complexes lie?
R.A.Danny
2012-01-27 10:12:43 AM
sweetmelissa31
:
This guy is not a hero. I read an interview with him recently. One of the things he did after he killed someone was to wait until people came to the dead person's aid and then shoot them too, because obviously they must be guilty. Another thing was to shoot anyone who removed the body of the dead person. He said that American civilians wouldn't understand because we're "soft." But I'd rather be soft than a mass murderer.
The ones that run are enemies. The ones that don't run are well disciplined enemies.
shivashakti
2012-01-27 10:13:41 AM
sweetmelissa31
:
This guy is not a hero. I read an interview with him recently. One of the things he did after he killed someone was to wait until people came to the dead person's aid and then shoot them too, because obviously they must be guilty. Another thing was to shoot anyone who removed the body of the dead person. He said that American civilians wouldn't understand because we're "soft." But I'd rather be soft than a mass murderer.
That's seriously f*cked up.
Rhyno45
2012-01-27 10:18:21 AM
vpb
:
jbuist: edmo: I have had a few different bibles but have never seen it this way.
It's a translation error. There are different words in Hebrew for killing and the one used in the 10 commandments is closer to 'murder' in modern English than 'kill'.
And it never occurred to anyone to correct it. Right.
You really want to get into version control discussions on the Bible? On the other hand, maybe that's why we've got umpteen bajillion denominations.
Rev.K
2012-01-27 10:18:56 AM
sweetmelissa31
:
This guy is not a hero. I read an interview with him recently. One of the things he did after he killed someone was to wait until people came to the dead person's aid and then shoot them too, because obviously they must be guilty. Another thing was to shoot anyone who removed the body of the dead person.
WTF Indeed
2012-01-27 10:20:48 AM
sweetmelissa31
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This guy is not a hero. I read an interview with him recently. One of the things he did after he killed someone was to wait until people came to the dead person's aid and then shoot them too, because obviously they must be guilty. Another thing was to shoot anyone who removed the body of the dead person. He said that American civilians wouldn't understand because we're "soft." But I'd rather be soft than a mass murderer.
You may hate it, but that's how it works. You use normal human impulses to help a fallen comrade to attract more targets. It's demoralizing to the enemy when they can't even bury their dead because they fear being killed. That's part of warfare.
I_C_Weener
2012-01-27 10:23:11 AM
Marcus Aurelius
:
I wonder how he can tell that God wants them dead from 1000 yards away.
God didn't stop the bullet. Duh!
R.A.Danny
2012-01-27 10:23:52 AM
WTF Indeed
:
sweetmelissa31: This guy is not a hero. I read an interview with him recently. One of the things he did after he killed someone was to wait until people came to the dead person's aid and then shoot them too, because obviously they must be guilty. Another thing was to shoot anyone who removed the body of the dead person. He said that American civilians wouldn't understand because we're "soft." But I'd rather be soft than a mass murderer.
You may hate it, but that's how it works. You use normal human impulses to help a fallen comrade to attract more targets. It's demoralizing to the enemy when they can't even bury their dead because they fear being killed. That's part of warfare.
I'd say it's much better practice than WOUNDING the first guy, then waiting for the urge to help a fallen comrade force the rest to come out. I've heard story after story of soldiers being tortured with bullets so his screams get the best of his unit.
Barfmaker
2012-01-27 10:24:02 AM
sweetmelissa31
:
This guy is not a hero. I read an interview with him recently. One of the things he did after he killed someone was to wait until people came to the dead person's aid and then shoot them too, because obviously they must be guilty. Another thing was to shoot anyone who removed the body of the dead person. He said that American civilians wouldn't understand because we're "soft." But I'd rather be soft than a mass murderer.
Do you have a linky to this? My Google-fu is weak today.
DammitIForgotMyLogin
2012-01-27 10:25:49 AM
WTF Indeed
:
sweetmelissa31: This guy is not a hero. I read an interview with him recently. One of the things he did after he killed someone was to wait until people came to the dead person's aid and then shoot them too, because obviously they must be guilty. Another thing was to shoot anyone who removed the body of the dead person. He said that American civilians wouldn't understand because we're "soft." But I'd rather be soft than a mass murderer.
You may hate it, but that's how it works. You use normal human impulses to help a fallen comrade to attract more targets. It's demoralizing to the enemy when they can't even bury their dead because they fear being killed. That's part of warfare.
And when you can classify 'somebody who wants to get that dead body off their front doorstep' as 'the enemy' it becomes much easier to justify crap like this.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-27 10:25:52 AM
GAT_00
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Tatsuma: Killing in self-defense, or in war, is perfectly acceptable under certain conditions
So where does firing missiles into apartment complexes lie?
Same place as using white phospherous rounds un unarmed civilians, or bulldozing teenagers.
DamnYankees
2012-01-27 10:27:46 AM
WTF Indeed
:
You may hate it, but that's how it works.
This is not an excuse for anything. Everything "works" a certain way until we decide it shouldn't.
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