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Mentally retarded man fired from a grocery store for "stealing" $0.20 has been offered his job back, though he's not sure he wants to work for the kind of dicks who would fire a retarded man over twenty cents
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dletter
2012-01-27 08:52:28 AM
On Nov. 2, after recycling $3.75 worth of bottles from home through the store's recycling machine, his mother said he tried to redeem 20 cents worth of credit slips dated in September that may have been left by customers.
WTF, I don't even consider that "stealing"... it isn't like he took two dimes out of the register.... isn't this the equivalent of picking up a lottery ticket someone left on the ground that happened to be a winner?
St_Francis_P
2012-01-27 08:57:36 AM
Dowie, who is mentally disabled, worked for 25 years at the Hy-Vee supermarket in Urbandale
25 friggin' years. And American businesses wonder why workers aren't loyal anymore.
Petit_Merdeux
2012-01-27 08:58:19 AM
When I want something
I don't want to pay for it
It's as simple as that
/*dogs barking*
damageddude
2012-01-27 09:16:11 AM
Without knowing all the facts, I'd say the manager who fired the guy sounds like the real mental midget. I suspect he/she has an issue with the mentally handicapped.
clancifer
2012-01-27 09:45:17 AM
I guess the price of bad publicity is only 20 cents, right Hy-Vee?
jake_lex
2012-01-27 10:27:06 AM
damageddude
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Without knowing all the facts, I'd say the manager who fired the guy sounds like the real mental midget. I suspect he/she has an issue with the mentally handicapped.
My guess would be he was looking for an excuse to fire the guy.
RexTalionis
2012-01-27 10:37:47 AM
He'd have to be retarded to return.
Bunnyhat
2012-01-27 10:44:09 AM
Tuesday with the same pay and benefits, $13 an hour, full-time at 35 hours a week and five weeks of vacation,
Damn.
For Iowa that is damned good salary for pushing buggies around in the parking lot and putting shiat into a bag.
Gwendolyn
2012-01-27 10:55:25 AM
Bunnyhat
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Tuesday with the same pay and benefits, $13 an hour, full-time at 35 hours a week and five weeks of vacation,
Damn.
For Iowa that is damned good salary for pushing buggies around in the parking lot and putting shiat into a bag.
Yeah but thats after 25 years of service to one company. Not like he got hired at that.
Makh
2012-01-27 11:10:35 AM
Am I the only one who read the article to see if they hired him back at the same pay?
dletter
2012-01-27 11:10:59 AM
Gwendolyn
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Not like he got hired at that.
Which might go to the "trying to find a reason to fire the guy"... not that even the guy wasn't doing a great job, but, if you can replace him with an $8.50/hour guy who will basically do the same thing... they'll do it every time when they can.
ozone
2012-01-27 11:28:30 AM
TFA
"We probably employ more people with disabilities than anyone in the state,"
That's nice backhanded way of calling the manager who fired him a retard.
(make sure you say that in a Zach Galifianakis voice)
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-27 11:29:33 AM
Gwendolyn
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Bunnyhat: Tuesday with the same pay and benefits, $13 an hour, full-time at 35 hours a week and five weeks of vacation,
Damn.
For Iowa that is damned good salary for pushing buggies around in the parking lot and putting shiat into a bag.
Yeah but thats after 25 years of service to one company. Not like he got hired at that.
And that's probably why the employer found a reason to get rid of the guy.
That salary is almost enough to cover two high school punks at minimum wage, with no benefits.
thismomentinblackhistory
2012-01-27 11:35:44 AM
Retarded people are more loyal than a Black Lab or Golden Retriever.
PhiloeBedoe
2012-01-27 11:59:01 AM
thismomentinblackhistory
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Retarded people are more loyal than a Black Lab or Golden Retriever.
And almost as smart.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-27 12:01:05 PM
PhiloeBedoe
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thismomentinblackhistory: Retarded people are more loyal than a Black Lab or Golden Retriever.
And almost as smart.
Damn it, now I want to see someone remake
Lassie
with a retarded man in the role instead of a Collie.
Brunette Farkette
2012-01-27 12:41:53 PM
Maybe he just wanted someone's $.02, but screwed it up because he's, ya know, retarded?!
dj_spanmaster
2012-01-27 12:42:55 PM
In the complaint filed this week with the Iowa Civil Rights Commission, Dowie's statement said, "I am mentally retarded, but Hy-Vee did not take that into account when ending my employment over twenty cents."
I'd believe him more if his statement read, "I did what? What is a 'employment'?"
phenn
2012-01-27 12:43:12 PM
FirstNationalBastard
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PhiloeBedoe: thismomentinblackhistory: Retarded people are more loyal than a Black Lab or Golden Retriever.
And almost as smart.
Damn it, now I want to see someone remake Lassie with a retarded man in the role instead of a Collie.
You guys realize you're kind of being assholes, right?
otto the bull
2012-01-27 12:44:58 PM
IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-27 12:45:19 PM
A spokesman for Hy-Vee, Ruth Comer, said the company offered to reinstate the employee on Tuesday with the same pay and benefits, $13 an hour, full-time at 35 hours a week and five weeks of vacation, according to Johnson
Holy hell, I'm in the wrong state/field/mental capacity
strothgar
2012-01-27 12:47:12 PM
phenn
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FirstNationalBastard: PhiloeBedoe: thismomentinblackhistory: Retarded people are more loyal than a Black Lab or Golden Retriever.
And almost as smart.
Damn it, now I want to see someone remake Lassie with a retarded man in the role instead of a Collie.
You guys realize you're kind of being assholes, right?
Hey, when Timmy falls down the mineshaft, which do you want peering his head down the hole?
The one with fleas who drools and doesn't care where he shiats or the dog?
MythDragon
2012-01-27 12:48:11 PM
Bunnyhat
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Tuesday with the same pay and benefits, $13 an hour, full-time at 35 hours a week and five weeks of vacation,
Damn.
For Iowa that is damned good salary for pushing buggies around in the parking lot and putting shiat into a bag.
Thats what I was wondering about. Full time benefits for a 35 hour week, and
5
weeks vacation? A a supermarket? WTF am I working this government job for?
MaesterFuzzy
2012-01-27 12:48:42 PM
His statement is a little odd. Obviously he's quite high-functioning if he can understand it's a little ridiculous that they didnt consider his mental state and abilities. That statement reads a little too...well, smart. Not saying he's faking it or anything, but clearly he's got the mind to understand how theft works and, yeah, I think he might have stolen them. Still 20 cents, but...
moops
2012-01-27 12:49:01 PM
DING FRIES ARE DONE
Marine1
2012-01-27 12:49:11 PM
Well gang, I think we learned who the
real
retard was today...
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-01-27 12:49:38 PM
Hell if he thinks 20 cents is a lot of money
maybe you should give him a whole bag of quarters. for a paycheck.
then fire HIM. TO THE MOON!!!
Mikey1969
2012-01-27 12:51:31 PM
Wow, sometimes the headline makes me laugh so much that I forget to click on the actual story. Nice one subby...
And wow, 5 weeks of vacation? Pretty nice, but he could turn this into a win and probably get a another grocery chain to hire him at the same wages and with the same bennies, and make it a PR move for the company. Someone should talk to him about this. Work for the competition and fark Hy_Vee. He obviously can do his job, even if he IS mentally retarded, you don't pay someone $13/hour to pop their zits and talk to their reflection in the dairy cooler glass.
IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-27 12:51:31 PM
MaesterFuzzy
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His statement is a little odd. Obviously he's quite high-functioning if he can understand it's a little ridiculous that they didnt consider his mental state and abilities. That statement reads a little too...well, smart. Not saying he's faking it or anything, but clearly he's got the mind to understand how theft works and, yeah, I think he might have stolen them. Still 20 cents, but...
I'm going to guess that his attorney helped him out a little bit with that...which I don't see any problem with.
OtherLittleGuy
2012-01-27 12:51:48 PM
"I didn't read the article, but I'm okay with the store firing the guy. Mentally retarded people steal because they want free stuff."
cbackous
2012-01-27 12:51:53 PM
It is the principle of the issue. How do we know this was his first time stealing? If he is willing to take $0.20 what is next, $2mil? where does it end?
Hyppy
2012-01-27 12:52:17 PM
IXI Jim IXI
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A spokesman for Hy-Vee, Ruth Comer, said the company offered to reinstate the employee on Tuesday with the same pay and benefits, $13 an hour, full-time at 35 hours a week and five weeks of vacation, according to Johnson
Holy hell, I'm in the wrong state/field/mental capacity
Indeed. Anyone over 25 or so that can't get at least $13/hr is doing it wrong.
Brunette Farkette
2012-01-27 12:53:35 PM
moops
:
DING FRIES ARE DONE
For you.
jst3p
2012-01-27 12:53:39 PM
otto the bull
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I should not have laughed as hard at that as I did.
durbnpoisn
2012-01-27 12:53:45 PM
The funny thing is here, the guy actually seems pretty well spoken. And plus, to maintain employment for that long - hell, that's to be admired!
IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-27 12:54:30 PM
MythDragon
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WTF am I working this government job for?
The joy of raping the taxpayer?
(sorry...been reading too many Republican comments today)
jst3p
2012-01-27 12:54:40 PM
MythDragon
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Bunnyhat: Tuesday with the same pay and benefits, $13 an hour, full-time at 35 hours a week and five weeks of vacation,
Damn.
For Iowa that is damned good salary for pushing buggies around in the parking lot and putting shiat into a bag.
Thats what I was wondering about. Full time benefits for a 35 hour week, and 5 weeks vacation? A a supermarket? WTF am I working this government job for?
Most supermarkets that I am aware of are unionized.
acronym
2012-01-27 12:54:55 PM
what is that in potato?
Dr J Zoidberg
2012-01-27 12:55:02 PM
phenn
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FirstNationalBastard: PhiloeBedoe: thismomentinblackhistory: Retarded people are more loyal than a Black Lab or Golden Retriever.
And almost as smart.
Damn it, now I want to see someone remake Lassie with a retarded man in the role instead of a Collie.
You guys realize you're kind of being assholes, right?
welcome to fark
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-27 12:55:03 PM
cbackous
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It is the principle of the issue. How do we know this was his first time stealing? If he is willing to take $0.20 what is next, $2mil? where does it end?
One day, he'll steal the whole store... then the planet... THEN THE MOON!
Do we really want a retarded man to own the moon?
IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-27 12:56:21 PM
cbackous
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If he is willing to take $0.20 what is next, $2mil? where does it end?
If someone leaves a $2mil receipt from recycling bottles behind, they deserve to have it stolen.
MyNameIsMofuga
2012-01-27 12:56:26 PM
He's lucky he wasn't in Texas. Rick Perry would have executed him.
Mikey1969
2012-01-27 12:56:33 PM
MaesterFuzzy
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His statement is a little odd. Obviously he's quite high-functioning if he can understand it's a little ridiculous that they didnt consider his mental state and abilities. That statement reads a little too...well, smart. Not saying he's faking it or anything, but clearly he's got the mind to understand how theft works and, yeah, I think he might have stolen them. Still 20 cents, but...
Well. 'retarded' is really just a label. A valid label, no matter what Sarah Palin tells you, it is an adjective, and describes the developmental condition of someone.
That said, it doesn't automatically mean the person is Rain Man, but also just because he talks smart, it doesn't mean that every single part of his system is firing on all of the same cylinders, he can be very intelligent, seem high functioning, and not have any physical tells, but he can still have just some areas that aren't as developed.
As for "theft"? If the slips were left behind or dropped, they aren't going to be claimed, not for 20 cents. If he stole them the minute the bottles were redeemed, the customer would have noticed. A more likely story is that these are ones he redeemed bottles for, never bothered to turn in, forgot in his pocket or a drawer, and happened to come across them on the day he took the other bottles in.
relcec
2012-01-27 12:56:56 PM
dletter
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On Nov. 2, after recycling $3.75 worth of bottles from home through the store's recycling machine, his mother said he tried to redeem 20 cents worth of credit slips dated in September that may have been left by customers.
WTF, I don't even consider that "stealing"... it isn't like he took two dimes out of the register.... isn't this the equivalent of picking up a lottery ticket someone left on the ground that happened to be a winner?
let me play devil's advocate.
when you open the door to letting retard employees use customer credit slips they just happen to *find*, then suddenly they have an incentive which runs directly counter to one which maximizes customer satisfaction, and more and more credit slips are *found* by thieving retards. 5 weeks vacation and $13 an hour not enough for this retard. give em an inch.
GoodyearPimp
2012-01-27 12:57:17 PM
St_Francis_P
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25 friggin' years. And American businesses wonder why workers aren't loyal anymore.
The rest of us aren't retarded?
/too easy
bunner
2012-01-27 12:58:03 PM
I do not know the particulars of the tassel-shoed meatball manager mongoloid who decided that somebody who has worked their ass off, no doubt, for the store they are managing - for twenty five years - should get kicked to the curb over a 20¢ pop bottle receipt, but I think somebody should visit their home and make sure their spouse and kids haven't been sold to make soap.
IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-27 12:58:06 PM
FirstNationalBastard
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Do we really want a retarded man to own the moon?
I like pie!
hailin
2012-01-27 12:59:13 PM
MythDragon
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Thats what I was wondering about. Full time benefits for a 35 hour week, and 5 weeks vacation? A a supermarket? WTF am I working this government job for?
5 weeks of vacation for working there 25 years isn't that unimaginable. At my job 0-9 gets 3-weeks vacation, 10-14 get 4-weeks vacation, 15-19 gets 5-weeks, and 20+ gets 6-weeks. He probably didn't get full time benefits for that whole 25-years either (maybe after he worked there for five). If you have been working somewhere for 25 years and only make $13 you are retarded.
Metalupis
2012-01-27 12:59:24 PM
reading this on a work computer at a hy-vee, getting a kick, etc.
Submitted First With a Better Headline
2012-01-27 12:59:53 PM
relcec
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let me play devil's advocate.
when you open the door to letting retard employees use customer credit slips they just happen to *find*, then suddenly they have an incentive which runs directly counter to one which maximizes customer satisfaction, and more and more credit slips are *found* by thieving retards. 5 weeks vacation and $13 an hour not enough for this retard. give em an inch.
Well, I'm convinced.
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