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If you lost your cat about 200 years ago, good news, someone just found it
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Baron Harkonnen
2012-01-27 09:55:52 AM
ummm.... Free Cat?
lockers
2012-01-27 09:55:55 AM
Free Cat?
James Scameron
2012-01-27 09:56:16 AM
insert "have you seen my pussy" pics here...
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-01-27 09:56:29 AM
Does this pussy go ATM?
lockers
2012-01-27 09:56:32 AM
Baron Harkonnen
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ummm.... Free Cat?
*shaking tiny fist*
Freakin Rican
2012-01-27 09:58:22 AM
vil spirits: A mummified cat hangs over the bar at The Nutshell pub in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk, to keep bad punters away.
so they're trying to keep the Ravens punter Billy Cundiff away too?
cgraves67
2012-01-27 10:01:50 AM
When my dad bought a piece of land with a barn on it, I discovered a mummified cat up in the hay loft right next to the ladder hatch. The barn had been abandoned after a flood in the 80's. I guess the previous owner never went back to open the hay loft afterwards. There was also an AMC Javelin in the barn. It was trashed from the floodwaters though.
/csb
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo
2012-01-27 10:05:17 AM
I lost my cat Mittens . . .
BigLuca
2012-01-27 10:09:53 AM
thunderdonkey
2012-01-27 10:11:46 AM
BigLuca
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Oh god dammit.
Incog_Neeto
2012-01-27 10:13:26 AM
Those fools! That cat along with the onions was guarding an ancient portal to Kal'Bel'lothlin THIS IS WHAT THE MAYANS ALREADY Knew. REPENT for the end is upon us. Soon the gate will open and the very fabric of reality will be torn asunder, the dead will rise, the seas will boil the moon will become as blood and dogs and cats will co-habitate.
REPENT
kiehlster
2012-01-27 10:15:17 AM
I am disappointed in you Farkers.
Where's the "Ceiling Cat has been watching you masturbate for over 200 years" caption? I'd post the picture myself if they didn't block every image service on earth at work.
USCLaw2010
2012-01-27 10:16:31 AM
The real question is how many years of fapping did that ceiling cat witness?
Freakin Rican
2012-01-27 10:23:00 AM
kiehlster
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I am disappointed in you Farkers.
Where's the "Ceiling Cat has been watching you masturbate for over 200 years" caption? I'd post the picture myself if they didn't block every image service on earth at work.
lol even without posting a pic the winnar is you
mama2tnt
2012-01-27 10:25:36 AM
BigLuca
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Winner.
(But now I has a sad.)
SgtArkie
2012-01-27 10:25:49 AM
Although experts are not 100 per cent sure if the cat was dead or alive when it was mummified
I am no expert, I would say it was dead when it was mummified
memtastic
2012-01-27 10:27:19 AM
kiehlster
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I am disappointed in you Farkers.
Where's the "Ceiling Cat has been watching you masturbate for over 200 years" caption? I'd post the picture myself if they didn't block every image service on earth at work.
Bah!! The problem is that meme has been so bastardized, we've forgotten the glory of its true origins,
/shares you shame
Baron Harkonnen
2012-01-27 10:27:36 AM
I grew up on a farm. There was a section of the hayloft that had not been cleaned out since about the 1950s. It was all full of crappy half-destroyed hay and straw bales and loose hay that had been pumped in at that time, and was a mess. Then, during the late 80s, we finally decided to clean it out. We found something that looked exactly like that cat. Except it wasn't blackened, it was more of a tan color. So, either that cat expired when blown hay smothered it, or it crawled onto a pile of blown hay to die, and then was covered up. Probably the latter.
Also found an old whiskey bottle certainly left by an old farmhand who was a confirmed alcoholic and heavy smoker, a rare veteran of both WWI and WWII.
/And that heavy drinking, heavy smoking farmhand died in the county nursing home at age 96.
Brunette Farkette
2012-01-27 10:27:43 AM
Found just in time for Caturday?
TheMega
2012-01-27 10:29:34 AM
experts are not 100 per cent sure if the cat was dead or alive when it was mummified
I'm guessing it was dead... if it was alive, it would have most likely got the hell out of there when mummification-fairy came calling.
/DERP to the experts
STRYPERSWINE
2012-01-27 11:29:16 AM
Between the onions and the cat, that house clearly belong to a witch or wizard of some kind. You would think the cat would have just apparated away.
EngineerBob
2012-01-27 11:31:12 AM
Nice to see Karen Allen is still in the archaeology biz...
Baloo Uriza
2012-01-27 12:11:35 PM
Baron Harkonnen
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ummm.... Free Cat?
Look at it, dude. You're not offereing any fabulous prizes. You have to offer fabulous prizes if you want people to show up for your stupid crap. Here. *writes FREE CAT at the end of the sign*
NationalHero
2012-01-27 12:57:38 PM
Church?
stuffy
2012-01-27 12:58:29 PM
Fluffy?
Happy Hours
2012-01-27 04:39:57 PM
They should have sent more cats in looking for it.
puddleonfire
2012-01-27 05:29:36 PM
"Bringing old homes up to scratch..." HAHAHA
sonder
2012-01-27 08:40:17 PM
Jesus what a farking horrible article.
"The cat may have broken it's teeth while trying to escape a painful death of starvation from being trapped ina farking wall by some serious dickheads 200 years ago. There were onions too."
captain feedback
2012-01-27 10:10:24 PM
Vengeance WILL be MINE
Interceptor1
2012-01-28 09:29:59 AM
This should have been saved for Caturday.
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