She should hook up with King Douchenozzle von Crunk...

"Dem ones is mines yo!"

Socialism is for the people, not the Socialists.

Haters gonna hate

It is possible to be both a socialist and to be successful.

Yeah, FartBongo, can't you keep them biatches in line?

Where's the sharpie in pooper pics?

strait ballin

Shouldn't we be happy they weren't Euros?

The other bills are all singles. She has maybe $30 there. That's a nice chunk of money, but hardly a fortune. Besides, as I recall, bills smaller than twenty can't be exchanged.

In other words, much ado about nothing.

/still, you'd think Chavez woulda taught his kids to be trolls, not idiots
//unless she's trolling?

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strait ballin

LOL best thread ever!

/Guido thread was the best actually

The Onion is prophetic: Doesn't look like high-number currency. First bill is a $5, can't make out the others. Reminds me of this:

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Depending on the exchange rate it could be a lot.

"I told her that her mistake wasn't to take the picture, but rather posting it on a medium where there are ignorant people who don't respect others."

Why can't these poor people have more respect for their betters?

I like how she added the 5, like we wouldn't be impressed with likely 5000 dollars in cash... but damn 5005 son, shiat just got real.

The Onion is prophetic: Doesn't look like high-number currency. First bill is a $5, can't make out the others. Reminds me of this:

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DAMMIT beat me to it

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DAMMIT beat me to the embarrassing post what someone already posted before me too.

Yomoxu: The other bills are all singles.

No, they aren't.

The design is wrong and there isn't enough white on those greenbacks for them to be singles. See:



Actually, I think they are these:



Which everyone knows isn't really money, so what's the big dealio?

As a dad of a 15 year old girl who has access to the Internet, all I can say is,

Yes...he should have known something stupid like that was coming.

Is Chavez someone that anyone in the US looks up to? I see people comparing Obama to him like they're bed buddies (people like GOP presidential candidates) but who the hell thinks Chavez is anything but a clown?

I ask because Fox News seems to spend a lot of time explaining how bad this already-established dipsh*t is, like we're not getting it. Oh, well, maybe it is worthwhile the same way hearing about North Korea's Kim Dynasty is.

I partially retract my earlier comment: There are clearly some singles in the young lady's right hand. So it looks like a Five, a bunch of Twos, and a bunch of Ones.

At least she's holding her stash in size order.

All eighty bucks or so of it.

Yomoxu: The other bills are all singles. She has maybe $30 there. That's a nice chunk of money, but hardly a fortune. Besides, as I recall, bills smaller than twenty can't be exchanged.

In other words, much ado about nothing.

/still, you'd think Chavez woulda taught his kids to be trolls, not idiots
//unless she's trolling?

this is Venezuela. She can buy controlling stake in Citgo with that cash. Presumably then her dad would have her liquidated for being a capitalist pig dog but that's besides the point.

Deucednuisance: Which everyone knows isn't really money, so what's the big dealio?

You know how much Taco Bell you can buy with that?

Okay, possibly the silverest of linings has sprung from this: people posing while flaunting ordinary items and calling it "rosinesing (new window)." I particularly like the guy with the flip-flops.

Been had money?

GoodyearPimp: Deucednuisance: Which everyone knows isn't really money, so what's the big dealio?

You know how much Taco Bell you can buy with that?

yes. 2. 2 taco bells.

It's a mix if bills.

The problem is that American dollars are restricted in her country.

/sorta like the jelly in soylent green

GoodyearPimp: Deucednuisance: Which everyone knows isn't really money, so what's the big dealio?

You know how much Taco Bell you can buy with that?

heehee

/let me see your manager

A teenager rebelling against her father?

I'll call Ripley's.

Never underestimate the power of cognitive dissonance.

This is no different than the "family values" politicians/preachers who don't lose any support when epic hypocrisy is revealed.

Rich Cream: The problem is that American dollars are restricted in her country.

Indeed; this is certainly far more newsworthy for Venezuelans than the rest of us that cannot be moved by a teenager waving around tens of dollars in cash.

I see Hugo's offspring is working for her money, good girl.

tits or gtfo

Hey what's the hi-tech RV doing in my driveway?

/brb, door

factoryconnection: I see people comparing Obama to him like they're bed buddies (people like GOP presidential candidates) but who the hell thinks Chavez is anything but a clown?

Sean Penn.

BMFPitt: Never underestimate the power of cognitive dissonance.

This is no different than the "family values" politicians/preachers who don't lose any support when epic hypocrisy is revealed.

you realize that in order for cognitive dissonance to exist, the contradictory positions or beliefs must be held by the same person? It doesn't apply to father-daughter relationships

factoryconnection: Okay, possibly the silverest of linings has sprung from this: people posing while flaunting ordinary items and calling it "rosinesing (new window)." I particularly like the guy with the flip-flops.

There's also a Tumblr showing most of the pics being tweeted.

Orgasmatron138: A teenager rebelling against her father?

I'll call Ripley's.

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I was hoping she'd at least show her tits or something. Oh, 14 years old, you say? Never mind; give it a few years...

Lessee, mostly ones, four twos that I can see and a five.

Yep. She's a ballin' high rolla' f'sho!

This is the worst harangue Fox has for Chavez these days? Must be doing a good job...

lockers: It is possible to be both a socialist and to be successful.

True, look at obama

factoryconnection: Rich Cream: The problem is that American dollars are restricted in her country.

Indeed; this is certainly far more newsworthy for Venezuelans than the rest of us that cannot be moved by a teenager waving around tens of dollars in cash.


lol

Lsherm: factoryconnection: I see people comparing Obama to him like they're bed buddies (people like GOP presidential candidates) but who the hell thinks Chavez is anything but a clown?

Sean Penn.

Good point. But who thinks Senn Penn is anything but a clown?

skullkrusher: you realize that in order for cognitive dissonance to exist, the contradictory positions or beliefs must be held by the same person? It doesn't apply to father-daughter relationships

Someone with better reading skills would understand I was talking about braindead supporters of him who will spin/rationalize this. Since that is what is relevant to it being hard to market yourself as something.

Bedstead Polisher: There's also a Tumblr showing most of the pics being tweeted.

Oh, how convenient is modern technology! The diapers are even funnier than the flip flops!

sseye: Sean Penn.

Good point. But who thinks Senn Penn is anything but a clown?

I second this question, sincerely. I may be in the minority but he seems to have gone way off the deep end in the last decade (or more, I dunno).

BMFPitt: Never underestimate the power of cognitive dissonance.

This is no different than the "family values" politicians/preachers who don't lose any support when epic hypocrisy is revealed.

Sure, I'll buy that Chavez supporters and Palin supporters share a similar disdain for consistency.

The Onion is prophetic:

Doesn't look like high-number currency. First bill is a $5, can't make out the others.

I saved the jpeg and blew it up. It's pretty blurry but most of the bills near her right hand (farthest away from the $5) look like singles, and a few (maybe 4) close to the $5 look like $50 bills. Maybe $300 there. When I was 12 the wad in my pocket would look like that when I'd been collecting from my three contiguous paper routes.

My WAG is she snuck her dad's wallet, posed for that photo, then put everything back. BFD. Chavez is the head honcho of a world-class petrostate.

If that's Chavez' "just in case" stash does he think he'll be going into exile on a Greyhound bus? Rather than wealth it makes me sad for Chavez: every other dictator getting wealthy at the expense of the rest of the citizens of his country would have a big roll of Benjamins. "How much is a bus ticket to New York City? ...OH. Damn. Okay, how much to El Paso then?"

factoryconnection: Bedstead Polisher: There's also a Tumblr showing most of the pics being tweeted.

Oh, how convenient is modern technology! The diapers are even funnier than the flip flops!

sseye: Sean Penn.

Good point. But who thinks Senn Penn is anything but a clown?

I second this question, sincerely. I may be in the minority but he seems to have gone way off the deep end in the last decade (or more, I dunno).

I developed respect for Penn after seeing him on the No Reservations episode in Haiti. It's an absolutely heartbreaking situation, and Penn has done more than most people to help out.

sseye: Lsherm: factoryconnection: I see people comparing Obama to him like they're bed buddies (people like GOP presidential candidates) but who the hell thinks Chavez is anything but a clown?

Sean Penn.

Good point. But who thinks Senn Penn is anything but a clown?

Danny Glover