I didn't know MRI machines were that sexy.

Great headline to start the day.

/snot
//snot everywhere

Can you say "falsified data?"

Because People in power are Stupid: Knees, sharp.

Mind, sharp.

For Science! And a Brighter (and more orgasmic) Tomorrow!

They have been running this study for some time, which is great. It is also great that more women are masturbating. Go crazy ladies! The more women who know how to please themselves, the better the sex is for people that like to sleep with women.

WHAR CHARTS, WHAR?!

That's nothing....I had an orgasm while getting a root canal. I think it was a combination of the dental assistant's ample cleavage and an ample supply of twilight gas.



/oh, and I self-stimulated too....woohoo!

Because People in power are Stupid: Knees, sharp.

What a Subaru owner may look like

Ok, Goodbye Texas.

I have had an orgasm while getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist. It only started a few years ago, and it really caught me off guard. It has happened every time since the first time.
I think it has something to do with the high frequency vibration of the brush or something, because the hygienist isn't all that attractive. Maybe that combined with the perfect angle of the chair?

/straight girl here

Because People in power are Stupid: Knees, sharp.

I'd hit it.

If she can come under the baleful gaze of at least one radiologist, presumably a total stranger, I reckon she's willing and able to show Creflo a mighty good time.

I have $5 that says this particular woman's "thing" is getting off in front of other people...

Brunette Farkette: I have had an orgasm while getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist. It only started a few years ago, and it really caught me off guard. It has happened every time since the first time.
I think it has something to do with the high frequency vibration of the brush or something, because the hygienist isn't all that attractive. Maybe that combined with the perfect angle of the chair?

/straight girl here

I wanna go to your dentist...

Brunette Farkette: I have had an orgasm while getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist. It only started a few years ago, and it really caught me off guard. It has happened every time since the first time.
I think it has something to do with the high frequency vibration of the brush or something, because the hygienist isn't all that attractive. Maybe that combined with the perfect angle of the chair?

/straight girl here

The million dollar question, Do you go more then twice a year to the dentist?

FTFA: How can the study of human sexuality be considered useless? This is something that is prevalent in each and every one of our lives

It is surprising that one of our four primary behavioral spurs gets so much derision.

* Sex
* Food
* Boredom
* The need to meddle in the affairs of others

/obscure?

Brunette Farkette: I have had an orgasm while getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist. It only started a few years ago, and it really caught me off guard. It has happened every time since the first time.
I think it has something to do with the high frequency vibration of the brush or something, because the hygienist isn't all that attractive. Maybe that combined with the perfect angle of the chair?

/straight girl here

That's a million times more awesome than picking up radio frequencies after a visit to the dentist.

Also, have you tried an electric toothbrush? You know, for science.

I think I've had an orgasm at the dentist but I'm not sure.

All I know is that they gassed me for a wisdom tooth extraction and I had the weirdest dream. When I sobered up my fly was unzipped and my underwear was on backwards.

Since then I've flossed religiously.

"I came for the science".

That should be on a t-shirt somewhere.

Brunette Farkette: I have had an orgasm while getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist. It only started a few years ago, and it really caught me off guard. It has happened every time since the first time.
I think it has something to do with the high frequency vibration of the brush or something, because the hygienist isn't all that attractive. Maybe that combined with the perfect angle of the chair?

/straight girl here

So, does your insurance cover your twice weekly dental exams and cleanings?

I came for the science.

/leaving satisfied

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here:
Huge Success!
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction...

This article is much better if you don't know what the author looks like.

/seems relevant

More fun with two. Although, it's more difficult to fit in the machine...

Another article (pops) with more info, as well as two other photos. The fact that she had to wear a tracking mask the entire time is interesting - I'm not sure I'd have been able to perform my required duties with that on my face.

FTFA:

When we're not having sex, we're talking about it. When we're not talking about it, we're thinking about it. And when we're not thinking about it, we worry that something is wrong with us.

Apparently she has way too much time on her hands. I don't think about sex all the the time and I sure don't feel like there is anything wrong with me. Sure maybe a couple times a day for 5 minutes or so, but there are a lot of hours in the day I'm thinking about something else. I have to be focused when I'm working on something, so when I'm writing a technical document I am thinking about that technical document. When I knit I'm thinking about the pattern, and so on.

She must lead a very boring life if she has such a one-track mind to constantly be thinking about sex.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Dr. Nick Riviera: This article is much better if you don't know what the author looks like.

No, and no. This is a woman who knows pleasure, knows what she likes. She may not be a "media-friendly cover-model", but I would wager she would give you as much joy and satisfaction in the sack as any woman you could ever hope to enjoin in sexual congress and Lawful Carnal Knowledge.

I am embonered at the thought.

Plus, she's hardly unattractive. A bit of google-fu reveals that the photo at the start of these comments is fairly unflattering.

Plus plus, she got the job done in front of an audience while stuck in a chunk of noisy lab equipment. That takes dedication to the craft, and a detailed knowledge of what works for her. Good for her, and anyone lucky enough to be with her :)

mohron: That's a million times more awesome than picking up radio frequencies after a visit to the dentist.

Also, have you tried an electric toothbrush? You know, for science.

It doesn't work for me, but maybe I should get my boyfriend to clean my teeth for me... if you know what I mean... and I think you do.

hailin: Apparently she has way too much time on her hands..

...among other things.

And thanks to the tone of this thread (and Brunette Farkette in particular), it's gonna be a long day at work.

Brunette Farkette: It doesn't work for me, but maybe I should get my boyfriend to clean my teeth for me... if you know what I mean... and I think you do.

You are going to be a very popular Farkette.

karnal: That's nothing....I had an orgasm while getting a root canal. I think it was a combination of the dental assistant's ample cleavage and an ample supply of twilight gas.



/oh, and I self-stimulated too....woohoo!

Creeeeeepyyyyyyyy. . .

JohnTuttle: I'm not sure I'd have been able to perform my required duties with that on my face.

Not to mention reaching the plumbing whilst flat on one's back with your face strapped down.

There must have been wedges involved somehow.

she had an orgasm in the mri because she is trying to sell her book.

Troublesome Strumpet


karnal: That's nothing....I had an orgasm while getting a root canal. I think it was a combination of the dental assistant's ample cleavage and an ample supply of twilight gas.



/oh, and I self-stimulated too....woohoo!

Creeeeeepyyyyyyyy. . .


That's not creepy - but this is:

Caluth: The million dollar question, Do you go more then twice a year to the dentist?

No, but I've moved and am more than willing to drive a pretty long ways to go to the same dentist. I don't wanna mess up a sure thing!

JohnTuttle: And thanks to the tone of this thread (and Brunette Farkette in particular), it's gonna be a long day at work.

I came... to the right thread ;-)

Because People in power are Stupid: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x333]

Knees, sharp.

My goodness, what a handsome woman. Especially the mullet. Things that make you go.... Bwuuuuah

Brunette Farkette: JohnTuttle: And thanks to the tone of this thread (and Brunette Farkette in particular), it's gonna be a long day at work.

I came... to the right thread ;-)

Oh, now you're just being a tease...

...and I like it :)

/howYOUdoin'

Misleading headline. I thought this was going to be about an unintentional forced orgasm during an unrelated test, because the woman had left in a stainless steel piercing, or something like that.

A better headline would be "I schlicked myself in an MRI machine."

*ctrl-d*

Brunette Farkette: I have had an orgasm while getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist. It only started a few years ago, and it really caught me off guard. It has happened every time since the first time.
I think it has something to do with the high frequency vibration of the brush or something, because the hygienist isn't all that attractive. Maybe that combined with the perfect angle of the chair?

/straight girl here

I would imagine that you have the cleanest teeth in the world.

how many times does this article have to be greenlit?



/alright fine. not complaining.

Brunette Farkette: I have had an orgasm while getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist. It only started a few years ago, and it really caught me off guard. It has happened every time since the first time.
I think it has something to do with the high frequency vibration of the brush or something, because the hygienist isn't all that attractive. Maybe that combined with the perfect angle of the chair?

/straight girl here

You sure the hygienist didn't want to be a gynecologist when she grew up? Because it sounds like she's cleaning the wrong end.

She got off because MRIs cost $1000 and chicks really get in the mood when you spend money on them.

b3x: she had an orgasm in the mri because she is trying to sell her book.

Ding ding ding

poot_rootbeer: Misleading headline. I thought this was going to be about an unintentional forced orgasm during an unrelated test, because the woman had left in a stainless steel piercing, or something like that.

A better headline would be "I schlicked myself in an MRI machine."

Seriously. I feel sickened by having to learn something by surprise.

"Kayt Sukel is a passionate science writer "

apparently so.

Brunette Farkette: mohron: That's a million times more awesome than picking up radio frequencies after a visit to the dentist.

Also, have you tried an electric toothbrush? You know, for science.

It doesn't work for me, but maybe I should get my boyfriend to clean my teeth for me... if you know what I mean... and I think you do.

account created 1-12-12. Are you PizzaJedi's alt?

Detinwolf: Brunette Farkette: mohron: That's a million times more awesome than picking up radio frequencies after a visit to the dentist.

Also, have you tried an electric toothbrush? You know, for science.

It doesn't work for me, but maybe I should get my boyfriend to clean my teeth for me... if you know what I mean... and I think you do.

account created 1-12-12. Are you PizzaJedi's alt?

Nope, just a long time lurker since '03, finally joining in on the action!

/obscure?

Am I the only one who, before I RTFA, thought she simply forgot to take out her clit ring before the MRI??

Also,
Persnickety: She got off because MRIs cost $1000 and chicks really get in the mood when you spend money on them.

You forgot a zero...they're much closer to $10,000 per.

Brunette Farkette: Nope, just a long time lurker since '03, finally joining in on the action!

Uh, huh huh, she said "action"...

WhackingDay: "I came for the science".

That should be on a t-shirt somewhere.

Fark should have a "T-Shirt" button.

Still no cure for cancer ...

So...

What would happen if someone went into an MRI with a ferrous ball bearing shoved up their ass and/or vagina?

LavenderWolf: So...

What would happen if someone went into an MRI with a ferrous ball bearing shoved up their ass and/or vagina?

Your gorn fantasies are unwelcome.

mohron: Brunette Farkette: I have had an orgasm while getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist. It only started a few years ago, and it really caught me off guard. It has happened every time since the first time.
I think it has something to do with the high frequency vibration of the brush or something, because the hygienist isn't all that attractive. Maybe that combined with the perfect angle of the chair?

/straight girl here

That's a million times more awesome than picking up radio frequencies after a visit to the dentist.

Also, have you tried an electric toothbrush? You know, for science.

So that's what GladOS is up to these days... Decided the portal gun was to risky?

algrant33: Am I the only one who, before I RTFA, thought she simply forgot to take out her clit ring before the MRI??



/RT(R)
//also an MRI recipient

dj_spanmaster: WhackingDay: "I came for the science".

That should be on a t-shirt somewhere.

Fark should have a "T-Shirt" button.

I thought there was one on here at some point in the past...

I gotta admit, the MRI I had a couple years ago was quite the turn-on.

hailin: FTFA:

When we're not having sex, we're talking about it. When we're not talking about it, we're thinking about it. And when we're not thinking about it, we worry that something is wrong with us.

Apparently she has way too much time on her hands. I don't think about sex all the the time and I sure don't feel like there is anything wrong with me. Sure maybe a couple times a day for 5 minutes or so, but there are a lot of hours in the day I'm thinking about something else. I have to be focused when I'm working on something, so when I'm writing a technical document I am thinking about that technical document. When I knit I'm thinking about the pattern, and so on.

She must lead a very boring life if she has such a one-track mind to constantly be thinking about sex.

Hey, guess what- virtually all of your social interaction has the final goal of getting laid. Working out? Being physically attractive aids in the whole getting laid thing. Make up? Hiding that ugly scar on your face, or wrinkles assist in fooling people into believing that you're more fertile than you actually are. Even working? Hard to obtain sex without money, now is it? All of these are to aid you in obtaining the ultimate goal - some dick, in your case. The reality is, sex is basically underlines all of our interaction with the human race (except posting on FARK)

And don't lie - even women think about sex on a fairly regular basis. As my father once said, "If you do not have children, you die and your genes are eliminated from the gene pool." Sexual selection is a very real thing, and also the reason why a lot of us can trace our heritage back to someone famous.

/more than a million men in Mongolia can trace their heritage back to Genghis Khan