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Because People in power are Stupid

2012-01-27 08:34:36 AM

Knees, sharp.

BurnShrike

2012-01-27 08:55:03 AM

I didn't know MRI machines were that sexy.

TheTrashcanMan

2012-01-27 08:58:25 AM

Great headline to start the day.

/snot
//snot everywhere

zipdog

2012-01-27 09:01:50 AM

Can you say "falsified data?"

dj_spanmaster

2012-01-27 09:02:36 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Knees, sharp.

Mind, sharp.

Nurglitch

2012-01-27 09:02:56 AM

For Science! And a Brighter (and more orgasmic) Tomorrow!

Famous Thamas

2012-01-27 09:03:40 AM

They have been running this study for some time, which is great. It is also great that more women are masturbating. Go crazy ladies! The more women who know how to please themselves, the better the sex is for people that like to sleep with women.

cbackous

2012-01-27 09:06:59 AM

WHAR CHARTS, WHAR?!

karnal

2012-01-27 09:09:26 AM

That's nothing....I had an orgasm while getting a root canal. I think it was a combination of the dental assistant's ample cleavage and an ample supply of twilight gas.

/oh, and I self-stimulated too....woohoo!

emersonbiggins

2012-01-27 09:09:33 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Knees, sharp.

What a Subaru owner may look like

Dr J Zoidberg

2012-01-27 09:11:24 AM

Ok, Goodbye Texas.

ICDedPpl

2012-01-27 09:12:53 AM

Seen a Discovery Channel show on this. Actually showed her on the MRI table, taking care of business, while other's watched and did their "research".

Brunette Farkette

2012-01-27 09:15:00 AM

I have had an orgasm while getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist. It only started a few years ago, and it really caught me off guard. It has happened every time since the first time.
I think it has something to do with the high frequency vibration of the brush or something, because the hygienist isn't all that attractive. Maybe that combined with the perfect angle of the chair?

/straight girl here

Rev. Creflo Baller

2012-01-27 09:16:24 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Knees, sharp.

I'd hit it.

If she can come under the baleful gaze of at least one radiologist, presumably a total stranger, I reckon she's willing and able to show Creflo a mighty good time.

JerkStore

2012-01-27 09:19:48 AM

I have $5 that says this particular woman's "thing" is getting off in front of other people...

mytdawg

2012-01-27 09:19:49 AM

Brunette Farkette: I have had an orgasm while getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist. It only started a few years ago, and it really caught me off guard. It has happened every time since the first time.
I think it has something to do with the high frequency vibration of the brush or something, because the hygienist isn't all that attractive. Maybe that combined with the perfect angle of the chair?

/straight girl here

I wanna go to your dentist...

Caluth

2012-01-27 09:21:26 AM

SilentStrider

2012-01-27 09:21:32 AM

Carousel Beast

2012-01-27 09:22:34 AM

FTFA: How can the study of human sexuality be considered useless? This is something that is prevalent in each and every one of our lives

It is surprising that one of our four primary behavioral spurs gets so much derision.

* Sex
* Food
* Boredom
* The need to meddle in the affairs of others

/obscure?

mohron

2012-01-27 09:22:42 AM

Glockenspiel Hero

2012-01-27 09:24:52 AM

MusicMakeMyHeadPound

2012-01-27 09:26:27 AM

I think I've had an orgasm at the dentist but I'm not sure.

All I know is that they gassed me for a wisdom tooth extraction and I had the weirdest dream. When I sobered up my fly was unzipped and my underwear was on backwards.

Since then I've flossed religiously.

WhackingDay

2012-01-27 09:29:46 AM

"I came for the science".

That should be on a t-shirt somewhere.

meanmutton

2012-01-27 09:32:23 AM

Baryogenesis

2012-01-27 09:39:18 AM

I came for the science.

/leaving satisfied

featurecreep

2012-01-27 09:39:30 AM

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here:
Huge Success!
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction...

Dr. Nick Riviera

2012-01-27 09:39:46 AM

This article is much better if you don't know what the author looks like.

Baryogenesis

2012-01-27 09:42:07 AM

/seems relevant

Gleeman

2012-01-27 09:42:11 AM

More fun with two. Although, it's more difficult to fit in the machine...

Gleeman

2012-01-27 09:44:31 AM

Fixed link.

AngryJailhouseFistfark

2012-01-27 09:45:15 AM

Dr. Nick Riviera: This article is much better if you don't know what the author looks like.

No, and no. This is a woman who knows pleasure, knows what she likes. She may not be a "media-friendly cover-model", but I would wager she would give you as much joy and satisfaction in the sack as any woman you could ever hope to enjoin in sexual congress and Lawful Carnal Knowledge.

I am embonered at the thought.

JohnTuttle

2012-01-27 09:47:56 AM

Another article (pops) with more info, as well as two other photos. The fact that she had to wear a tracking mask the entire time is interesting - I'm not sure I'd have been able to perform my required duties with that on my face.

hailin

2012-01-27 09:51:42 AM

FTFA:

When we're not having sex, we're talking about it. When we're not talking about it, we're thinking about it. And when we're not thinking about it, we worry that something is wrong with us.

Apparently she has way too much time on her hands. I don't think about sex all the the time and I sure don't feel like there is anything wrong with me. Sure maybe a couple times a day for 5 minutes or so, but there are a lot of hours in the day I'm thinking about something else. I have to be focused when I'm working on something, so when I'm writing a technical document I am thinking about that technical document. When I knit I'm thinking about the pattern, and so on.

She must lead a very boring life if she has such a one-track mind to constantly be thinking about sex.

JohnTuttle

2012-01-27 09:52:48 AM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Dr. Nick Riviera: This article is much better if you don't know what the author looks like.

No, and no. This is a woman who knows pleasure, knows what she likes. She may not be a "media-friendly cover-model", but I would wager she would give you as much joy and satisfaction in the sack as any woman you could ever hope to enjoin in sexual congress and Lawful Carnal Knowledge.

I am embonered at the thought.

Plus, she's hardly unattractive. A bit of google-fu reveals that the photo at the start of these comments is fairly unflattering.

Plus plus, she got the job done in front of an audience while stuck in a chunk of noisy lab equipment. That takes dedication to the craft, and a detailed knowledge of what works for her. Good for her, and anyone lucky enough to be with her :)

Brunette Farkette

2012-01-27 09:53:10 AM

mohron: That's a million times more awesome than picking up radio frequencies after a visit to the dentist.

Also, have you tried an electric toothbrush? You know, for science.

It doesn't work for me, but maybe I should get my boyfriend to clean my teeth for me... if you know what I mean... and I think you do.

endtimethirtyfour

2012-01-27 09:56:09 AM

hailin: Apparently she has way too much time on her hands..

...among other things.

JohnTuttle

2012-01-27 09:57:12 AM

And thanks to the tone of this thread (and Brunette Farkette in particular), it's gonna be a long day at work.

Chupacabra Sandwich

2012-01-27 09:57:33 AM

Brunette Farkette: It doesn't work for me, but maybe I should get my boyfriend to clean my teeth for me... if you know what I mean... and I think you do.

You are going to be a very popular Farkette.

Troublesome Strumpet

2012-01-27 09:58:32 AM

karnal: That's nothing....I had an orgasm while getting a root canal. I think it was a combination of the dental assistant's ample cleavage and an ample supply of twilight gas.

/oh, and I self-stimulated too....woohoo!

Creeeeeepyyyyyyyy. . .

zobear

2012-01-27 10:01:33 AM

JohnTuttle: I'm not sure I'd have been able to perform my required duties with that on my face.

Not to mention reaching the plumbing whilst flat on one's back with your face strapped down.

There must have been wedges involved somehow.

b3x

2012-01-27 10:02:09 AM

she had an orgasm in the mri because she is trying to sell her book.

karnal

2012-01-27 10:02:37 AM

Troublesome Strumpet

karnal: That's nothing....I had an orgasm while getting a root canal. I think it was a combination of the dental assistant's ample cleavage and an ample supply of twilight gas.

/oh, and I self-stimulated too....woohoo!

Creeeeeepyyyyyyyy. . .

That's not creepy - but this is: media1.break.com

Brunette Farkette

2012-01-27 10:02:39 AM

Caluth: The million dollar question, Do you go more then twice a year to the dentist?

No, but I've moved and am more than willing to drive a pretty long ways to go to the same dentist. I don't wanna mess up a sure thing!

Brunette Farkette

2012-01-27 10:03:53 AM

JohnTuttle: And thanks to the tone of this thread (and Brunette Farkette in particular), it's gonna be a long day at work.

I came... to the right thread ;-)

TexanBoy

2012-01-27 10:05:09 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x333]

Knees, sharp.

My goodness, what a handsome woman. Especially the mullet. Things that make you go.... Bwuuuuah

JohnTuttle

2012-01-27 10:11:09 AM

Brunette Farkette: JohnTuttle: And thanks to the tone of this thread (and Brunette Farkette in particular), it's gonna be a long day at work.

I came... to the right thread ;-)

Oh, now you're just being a tease...

...and I like it :)

/howYOUdoin'

poot_rootbeer

2012-01-27 10:12:11 AM

Misleading headline. I thought this was going to be about an unintentional forced orgasm during an unrelated test, because the woman had left in a stainless steel piercing, or something like that.

A better headline would be "I schlicked myself in an MRI machine."

King Something

2012-01-27 10:18:22 AM

*ctrl-d*

imnotadoctor

2012-01-27 10:19:32 AM