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Costa Concordia owner raises compensation offer to passengers from three used toothpicks to two marbles and a jar of navel lint
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elffster
2012-01-27 11:13:24 AM
wait, wait..a FULL jar?
/newsletter?
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-27 11:15:03 AM
He could have offered them a a free cruise on the same ship.
Endive Wombat
2012-01-27 11:16:17 AM
The PR debacle of this is very amusing. They offered 30% the next trip, now they are giving them a few bucks...this is funny as shiat.
Theeng
2012-01-27 11:18:40 AM
Well, it's only for those who didn't lose a family member or weren't injured. $16k isn't that bad a deal if you got out of it physically unharmed, seems like most of those trying to get people to reject it are law firms who don't want their case weakened...
Then again I'm just talking out my ass, take that for what it's worth.
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-27 11:18:41 AM
Pfft that doesn't even cover the $15,000 Monster cables I was bringing back with me.
BAMFinator
2012-01-27 11:19:47 AM
Didn't they give better compensation for the cruise ship that lost power and had to be towed back to LA? This is going to be very bad for them.
chookbillion
2012-01-27 11:20:06 AM
Theeng
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Well, it's only for those who didn't lose a family member or weren't injured. $16k isn't that bad a deal if you got out of it physically unharmed, seems like most of those trying to get people to reject it are law firms who don't want their case weakened...
Then again I'm just talking out my ass, take that for what it's worth.
I agree with you.
lucksi
2012-01-27 11:21:59 AM
So non US citizens can also partake in a class action suit in the US? That is actually news to me.
Bermuda59
2012-01-27 11:22:59 AM
So they'll now get a Miami Heat "2011 NBA World Champion" sweatshirt, hat and t-shirt.
justanotherfarkinfarker
2012-01-27 11:24:08 AM
shiat, I'd go on a sinking boat for much less. 14K would be another 3 trips to Europe.
KeithLM
2012-01-27 11:26:12 AM
Theeng
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Well, it's only for those who didn't lose a family member or weren't injured. $16k isn't that bad a deal if you got out of it physically unharmed, seems like most of those trying to get people to reject it are law firms who don't want their case weakened...
Then again I'm just talking out my ass, take that for what it's worth.
That's the way I read it. They are refunding the cost of the cruise, covering additional travel and medical expenses, and offering $14k on top of that. Not a bad offer at all. I don't know why so many people believe that if something bad happens to them that they are automatically owed a huge sum of money. That's life, shiat happens.
ha-ha-guy
2012-01-27 11:26:46 AM
Theeng
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Well, it's only for those who didn't lose a family member or weren't injured. $16k isn't that bad a deal if you got out of it physically unharmed, seems like most of those trying to get people to reject it are law firms who don't want their case weakened...
Then again I'm just talking out my ass, take that for what it's worth.
Yes 14k for anyone who wasn't injured or lost a family member (plus travel expenses) is not an insulting low offer. However given how the company handled it up until now, I can understand wanting to sue the hell out of them on general principle.
Carousel Beast
2012-01-27 11:32:03 AM
Theeng
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Well, it's only for those who didn't lose a family member or weren't injured. $16k isn't that bad a deal if you got out of it physically unharmed, seems like most of those trying to get people to reject it are law firms who don't want their case weakened...
Then again I'm just talking out my ass, take that for what it's worth.
I went through one of these PR items a decade ago in my company (not mine I own, mine I work for); you do not pay compensation to make it up to the persons inconvenienced, you pay compensation to ease the hurt on your future customers. Otherwise, as these morons are learning, you will be hemorrhaging money for years.
At the absolute minimum you refund any and all monies paid by the passengers, and direct expenses incurred, and you offer them an all-expenses paid, top-of-the-line cruise. The first items are to ease the current ill will and get some decent press out there to mitigate your disaster, the last item to try to turn them back into customers in the future. And, more importantly, you do this
immediately
. The longer you wait, the less even larger measures help you.
You lowball even a little and you end up with this nightmare where people are going to stay away in droves and cost you far more money than air fare and tickets for a few thousand people.
Klitch
2012-01-27 11:33:51 AM
if they hold out they could probably get the $160,000 the lawyers are suing for, which means after attorney fees and taxes they'll probably see $50,000
FullMetalPanda
2012-01-27 11:52:43 AM
Klitch
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if they hold out they could probably get the $160,000 the lawyers are suing for, which means after attorney fees and taxes they'll probably see $50,000
I received one of those " you may be ENTITLED to participate in a class action lawsuit" cards in the mail. They said the company agreed to set aside 10.5 million for the settlement. The lawyer gets 3.5 million and everyone else gets 10 dollars.
Locklear93
2012-01-27 11:56:27 AM
Navel lint? Or... "naval" lint? Because it's a boat, you see.
Tom_Slick
2012-01-27 12:03:07 PM
ha-ha-guy
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Yes 14k for anyone who wasn't injured or lost a family member (plus travel expenses) is not an insulting low offer. However given how the company handled it up until now, I can understand wanting to sue the hell out of them on general principle.
Pretty much this, if the company had been smart rather than cheap they would have immediately handed every passenger on shore a refund for the entire cost of the cruise and travel vouchers home with some kind of "additional compensation to be determined at a future date" letter.
theMagni
2012-01-27 12:04:27 PM
justanotherfarkinfarker
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shiat, I'd go on a sinking boat for much less. 14K would be another 3 trips to Europe.
I've paid hundreds to go onto a sunken boat, so yeah, I'd go onto that cruise for $10k.
/SCUBA diver
doczoidberg
2012-01-27 12:10:14 PM
Those lucky passengers....
First, they get to have a shipwreck adventure, and now they get money.
I envy them.
Brunette Farkette
2012-01-27 12:14:47 PM
MacGyver could have saved everyone on that damn boat if he would've had such tools!
Rezurok
2012-01-27 12:29:38 PM
Locklear93
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Navel lint? Or... "naval" lint? Because it's a boat, you see.
monoski
2012-01-27 12:42:47 PM
There is maritime law in place that caps any settlement at around $70k per person.
KidneyStone
2012-01-27 12:49:29 PM
justanotherfarkinfarker
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shiat, I'd go on a sinking boat for much less. 14K would be another 3 trips to Europe.
14K plus refund of cruise cost and transportation back home. Yeah, I'd do it for that much
NoDitchDigging
2012-01-27 01:01:16 PM
Knows a thing or two about navel lint.
/would a spy pee himself??!
groppet
2012-01-27 01:40:51 PM
Damn if I was a passanger I would have stolen some stuff on the way out. Yeah these people just really suck at PR.
jclaggett
2012-01-27 01:50:02 PM
Endive Wombat
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The PR debacle of this is very amusing. They offered 30% the next trip, now they are giving them a few bucks...this is funny as shiat.
You do realize that the 30% offer is for future Concordia passengers. The ones who's bookings had to be canceled because of this. It was never offered to passengers directly affected by what happened. Not that the media noticed that and just ran with 30% off to Concordia victims.
FormlessOne
2012-01-27 03:37:44 PM
FTA:
Codacons and two US law firms are filing a class-action lawsuit in the US suit against Costa Cruises, demanding at least $160,000 (£105,000) for each passenger on the ship. Costa Cruises is owned by the US-based Carnival Group.
Read "demanding, for the lawyers, at least $155,000 for each passenger on the ship, and, for the passengers, a $5,000 coupon good for their next Carnival cruise."
Isn't that the real point of a class action lawsuit - to make the plaintiffs' lawyers for such a lawsuit rich, and to indemnify the defendants, at the expense of the plaintiffs?
yanksfan3000
2012-01-27 03:54:35 PM
I think $14K + travel expenses and reimbursement is a fair offer. Though how much jewelry and other personal possesions were lost as well. Where is the compensation for those items?
Happy Hours
2012-01-27 05:23:39 PM
yanksfan3000
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I think $14K + travel expenses and reimbursement is a fair offer. Though how much jewelry and other personal possesions were lost as well. Where is the compensation for those items?
If $14K doesn't cover the value of the shiat you took on a cruise I think you can afford to lose it.
drxym
2012-01-28 03:45:46 AM
I'm not sure why passengers should be compensated for anything beyond the cost of their prematurely terminated cruise and loss of possessions plus some nominal sum. I certainly wouldn't turn down the money if it were offered though.
CigaretteSmokingMan
2012-01-29 12:02:06 AM
Klitch
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if they hold out they could probably get the $160,000 the lawyers are suing for, which means after attorney fees and taxes they'll probably see $50,000
I see you're an optimist.
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